For fucks sake pissy
I did think you were joking.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:04, Reply)

What?!
It's got a bloody cat, you lot fucking LOVE cats. What more do you want?
(pissflaps., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:08, Reply)

You wouldn't like my cat.
He's a serial killer. A few days ago, a tiny mouse, and all that remains is the head and arse. Earlier in the week, he turned a crow inside out. His favourite trick is to leave a large rodent on the doorstep with a perfect, almost surgical incision down it's chest and belly.

And yet the little bastard won't chase and eat spiders. My house is overrun with fucking spiders.
( Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:11, Reply)

you need the spiders to eat the flies,
cats and spiders are on the same team.

Our cats used to leave the bottom halves of rabbits. One of them once took down a sparrowhawk. Also a weasel, the cat was in a bit of a state after that but the weasel was dead.
( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:14, Reply)

My cat brings me prezzies
now and then, I can't do anything about that, but I wouldn't film myself intentionally letting it kill something.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:14, Reply)

I would, better than pron.

(pissflaps., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:19, Reply)

why not,
Richard Attenborough does and is some kind of hero for it.
( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:21, Reply)

he should be locked up.

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:30, Reply)

I initially read that as "prozzies"
...a not unbelievable prospect, with your evil, EVIL cat.
( Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:02, Reply)

You need mouse-costumes for spiders.
Stat!
( Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:14, Reply)

Or cover the spiders in Marmite.

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:17, Reply)

Now that is inhumane treatment to the Nth degree!

( BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:19, Reply)

I didn't say Bovril!

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:30, Reply)

Hey! We've all had a drink but let's not be mean about gods own spread.
Bovril on hot buttered toast and a cup of tea is one of lives great pleasures.
( Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 7:26, Reply)

Mmmmmm
Spidery Marmite!
( Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:27, Reply)

Seen my Cat the other day in my garden
He had gathered a collection of half chewed species in a small pile in the middle of the grass, like a small sacrificial alter to some strange and hungry cat god. He was chewing a starlings leg when I wandered over.
( Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:15, Reply)

I saw a cat the other day in the garden. I thanked my lucky stars for AirSoft guns
Most grateful.
( BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:25, Reply)

Excellent.

(pissflaps., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:35, Reply)

There's a small pile of decomposing starlings behind my back fence.
I don't mind my cats killing the noisy buggers but if they ate them it would save me some money on tuna.
( Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 7:21, Reply)