...but you *did* lower your massive fanny on his drug-fucked unconscious face a while back.
Which is kinda worse.
( Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:20, Reply)

It's not rape
if they don't wake up.... right?
( Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:28, Reply)

I wasn't the one watching
and screaming 'ohhh....ohhhh..now that's what I call a face mmmnghugggger' when they came.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:29, Reply)