I meant my cock would be so hard I could
cut diamonds with it
( The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:37, Reply)

*high fives*
I'm using that at work tomorrow
( Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 18:28, Reply)

don't
just use a diamond cutter instead.
(DefyingDarwin is an expert in the martial art of Cuddle-FU, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:16, Reply)

Sound advice

( Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:45, Reply)