No, more realistic and bleaker than that
Truth is, if someone goes at you with a knife and they really mean it, you ARE going to get stabbed.
All the clever blocking or offensive moves you've lovingly practiced in the gym with your chums are useless.
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That is why the pistol was invented.
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 19:11,
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Pool ball in a sock has a better range than a puny knife
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Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 19:12,
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And ..
A basket ball in a windsock is funnier ...
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DinivanX Too old for my own good, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:48,
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And this is why I use the internet to tell morons to fuck off.
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Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:33,
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