Awwwww...
It's such a shame that shortly after this was filmed the love of his life somehow ended up locked in my basement.
( Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:28, Reply)

What a coincidence, he ended up in mine.

(pissflaps., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:30, Reply)

So sad, they have so much in common :-(
We should trade for a week or two, mine has a few miles on the clock but i'd describe myself as a careful owner.
( Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:36, Reply)

I decided to ad a photo to your ad to increase traffic.
You're looking great, btw


( BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:53, Reply)

I've actually got the girl.
She's missing a few teeth since the video above was made but i've attached new grills, new paint-job (colour optional, i have a range of blushers and lipsticks), i give her a service daily and wash her every fortnight on a Sunday.
( Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:58, Reply)

You are a benevolent dictator

( BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:04, Reply)

And an accomplished paedophile.

(pissflaps., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:21, Reply)