This needs some Oceansize!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MI-us49j5-o
(Sean Connery made your mom damp, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:34, Reply)

Oceansize split up?
Oh. They were a band I always meant to listen to- one of 'em posts on a forum I used to visit.
( Tab Hunter, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:58, Reply)

Yeah, quite an epic split actually, a friend of mine was in them.

( Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:00, Reply)

Do tell.....
(and I promise not to mention your portly frame & vile northernness again)
( Tab Hunter, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:06, Reply)

Well if name dropping will disuade your from your terrible internet bullying
I once got off with a friend of Catatonias drummer.
( Amadeus So long and thanks for all the phish, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:10, Reply)

*pities*

( Tab Hunter, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:29, Reply)

Well from your perspective I guess sex with a woman is something to pity.

( Amadeus So long and thanks for all the phish, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:40, Reply)

I guess sex with a woman as a handsome chap/non-fatty, having to pretend to have lost one's virginity
( Tab Hunter, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:52, Reply)