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Bloke steals phone
Gets caught and details get circulated.
All this is allegedly, of course!
GC says "No idea"
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BombayMick was watching you on camera on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:21,
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Maybe next time less yelling n filming, more phoning the police?
I suppose it is a dilemma, not being able to update your twitter feed, youtube and blog, AND make a phone call to the cops simultaneously...
decision decisions...
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WiL Pantheist Bi Polar Polyamoric Pansexual, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:25,
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I know
And he didn't manage to film it in Landscape. The stress is unbelievable!
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BombayMick was watching you on camera on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:26,
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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pissflaps., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:33,
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YouTube Vigilantes
you can imagine them all getting their phones out during an attempted murder "I'm filming this for YouTube you'd better stop, you could get people calling you Gay! in the comment section I'm warning you!"
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maiden has stolen Carol Decker's beard of bees, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:36,
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Phone the police?
They run later than the trains.
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PhosphorBurnedEyes old borstal tie, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:56,
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One comment I concur with
fuck, your voice is annoying
billbillyoung 1 hour ago
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UHMUHRAKA! I hate pendantic cunts, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:28,
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yeah
if the guy had tried to punch him he probably would of squeeled like a girl. EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! Help me!
Although I don't agree with the cunt stealing the phone of course.
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Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:44,
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While I disagree with the stealing of the phone
the bloke doing the videoing is getting right on my nerves - if he's so offended why doesn't he do a citizen's arrest instead of expecting everybody else to do it for him. He sounds a lot like Adam Buxton I was half expecting it to be a comedy vid.
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maiden has stolen Carol Decker's beard of bees, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:34,
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Well...
Citizens arrest is such a flimsy thing that it's often advised you don't do it. How exactly do you arrest someone without touching them? Touch them and it's assault.
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Kung_Fu_Russ diddled your mum on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:44,
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Not sure I buy the touch them and it's assault thing.
The law is an ass thesedays where you can be assaulted, punched, kicked and the whole works and they get off with a caution, but you so much as dare put one finger on them and it's "assault" the only people above the law are the criminals ffs.
Bouncers do a lot of touching of people when they evict drunks from the nightclub.
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maiden has stolen Carol Decker's beard of bees, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:19,
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I've had been arrested like that.
The police didn't seem to think anything wrong with a half nelson.
IIRC correctly you're allowed to use "reasonable force" if you believe a crime is about to happen or are sure a crime has been commited and there are no constables able to do the arresting.
Check the wiki page as there are some crimes this doesn't seem to apply too.
This whole "lay one finger on him and it's assault" is bollocks.
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Amadeus Can't spell won't spell, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:06,
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I thought as much.
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maiden has stolen Carol Decker's beard of bees, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:09,
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I think it would have a good ending if his laptop would have been nicked
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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:38,
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Thief was in a perfect position to get a broken jaw, smashed nose and fractured skull.
In that order. I wonder why the vid bloke didn't savagely attack him?!
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pissflaps., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:41,
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pissflaps-
/links' very own Gandhi
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Tab Hunter The World is Burning, Let's Masturbate, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:49,
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Whatever happened to Gandhi, eh?
One great film, and we never saw him again.
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:54,
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He did a sketch show called "In sickness and in health"
Surprisingly Good cockney accent.
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Amadeus Can't spell won't spell, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:03,
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He was also in a film directed by Richard Attenborough, wasn't he?
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BombayMick was watching you on camera on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:13,
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"Primal Instinct 3" ?
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:35,
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No, silly. Human Gandhipede.
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BombayMick was watching you on camera on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:47,
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These new adam buxton sketches arn't really that funny.
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Amadeus Can't spell won't spell, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:53,
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;) see above
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maiden has stolen Carol Decker's beard of bees, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:18,
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And where exactly do you think I nicked it from?
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Amadeus Can't spell won't spell, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:08,
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"GUARD!! GUARD!! HE'S NICKING MY IDEAS, SOMEONE STOP HIM BEFORE HE OFFENDS AGAIN!!"
:D
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maiden has stolen Carol Decker's beard of bees, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:26,
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3:08 'EXCUSE ME! GAURD!'
Mark Corrigan
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Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:02,
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
What a clean shirt!
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The Rev JC comin' at ya like a metaphysical Chris Kamara, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:18,
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shrieking queen
approach to policing!
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SpunkyBackpack, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:48,
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Was just about to post the guy's blog post relating to this
letters.standupmaths.com/?p=169
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Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:28,
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Jesus, what a knob
I know everyone on the internet is 6'6" and built like Arnie, but if I really saw someone steal a phone I'd do a little more than shout at that person.
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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:51,
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I wouldn't
Call me a pessimist, but a retrieving a stolen phone is not worth risking getting stabbed/beaten unconscious.
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Tab Hunter The World is Burning, Let's Masturbate, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:16,
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I would.
Cunts like that really do need to be grievously attacked.
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pissflaps., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:23,
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I would if I was drunk
when I'm sober, I just keep reading my book and maybe tut
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Joe Scaramanga and the Tiny Jack the Ripper Trio, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:26,
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I know who the guy doing the filming is...
It's Murray from Flight of the Conchords and I claim my prize
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bekowsquap Was raptured on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:44,
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Lady on the train....
not present
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Marn, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:55,
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