Call me a cunt, will yers? I'll take the the lot of you on.

( Amadeus Can't spell won't spell, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:24, Reply)

Put em up, put em uuup!
( retrofly Putting the "fun" back into "fungina", Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:31, Reply)

Knob.

( Dawn Of The Bread Is listening to the voices in your head., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Vagina

( Amadeus Can't spell won't spell, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:39, Reply)

We were made for each other.

( Dawn Of The Bread Is listening to the voices in your head., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:40, Reply)

What a fucking cunt

( Tab Hunter The World is Burning, Let's Masturbate, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:40, Reply)

^
All cats can do is swipe, sleep and look smug
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:41, Reply)

swipe, sleep and look smug be cunts.
God, I loathe them.
( Tab Hunter The World is Burning, Let's Masturbate, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:42, Reply)

You spelt "love" wrong.
( Amadeus Can't spell won't spell, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:44, Reply)

But you're called Tabby
I've never understood this.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:53, Reply)

You know, i've always wondered but I didn't want to "out" him.

( Amadeus Can't spell won't spell, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:54, Reply)

And there's the absolute hate
Hate's a pretty strong word, and a pretty strong reaction. You can't hate something properly unless you used to love them...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:09, Reply)

indeed
I dont HATE cats especially.
I dont like Ferrets either, but the thing that makes me especially pissed off at cats is because the internet seems to be some sort of fucking shrine to them.
You cant make it more than a few hours without seeing some sad cat owner posting a million pictures of his dull feline pet hoping that it becomes the new maru, some sort of meme, or an internet sensation.
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:12, Reply)

Do you want some violins to accompany that whine?
If you can't accept that cats will pwn the internetz by 2014 then nothing can be done to save you.
( P-MONKE is dancing with de riddim, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:40, Reply)

In 10,000 years time there will be digital archaeology
They will look back at this age and conclude that much like the ancient egyptians we too worshipped cats. Although we believed they spoke in broken english and demanded tributes of something called "sammiches".
( Draconacticus is making frottage cheese, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:59, Reply)

You forgot scratch, vomit, shit, leave half eaten rodents in shoe.

( Amadeus Can't spell won't spell, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:43, Reply)

I knew a girl like this once.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:54, Reply)

Now..
compare the size of the cat to the size of the TV, TV stand and shelves behind. That cat is fucking massive!
(Dijital Counterfiet and alternative life style, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:46, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vbd3E6tK2U
( Amadeus Can't spell won't spell, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:05, Reply)

If I'd've clicked that & it wasn't *that* clip,
I'd've had to hunt you down & kill you. With my blubbery man-tits of death..
( Tab Hunter The World is Burning, Let's Masturbate, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:13, Reply)

damnit, didnt notice the sofa :/
Bastard.
(Dijital Counterfiet and alternative life style, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:26, Reply)

That's disgusting.
Please delete it.
(pissflaps., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:13, Reply)