most blatant case of child grooming
Calls yewtree
(fluffybunnykillerIs feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 19:53,
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Alternative title: Jimmy Savile reincarnated as dog.
(Tuskknows where you live, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 20:01,
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I was going for Leon Brittain.
(SpinIts a thing., Fri 27 Mar 2015, 20:20,
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That no look hygenic to me
It's all good fun until someone's face gets bitten off.
(Bob the Builderkilled Captain Alex, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 20:14,
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As someone who had their face bitten off by the family dog as a child (I may have mentioned this before) STOP LETTING THE DOG 'PLAY' WITH THE CHILD. Jeez do people never learn?
(Bootsthealchemistis barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 20:23,
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Seriously though, the moment that furry shitfactory thinks it has a chance to gain pack rank by attacking the 'puppy' it will go in all teeth and claws. Never let any dog play with such small children. Never.
(Bootsthealchemistis barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 20:30,
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Im sorry to hear about your face
:(
(augsavforgot about B3ta, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 20:50,
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the face healed, mostly. The fact that they blamed me (three years old) and not the dog, apparently never did.
(Bootsthealchemistis barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 21:06,
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They said I was teasing the dog. I was THREE. Pretty similar scenario to this, except the dog attacked, and they took the dog's side. Fuck I hate my family right now.
(Bootsthealchemistis barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 21:10,
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sounds like it's mutual, to be honest
(Plague Hedgehog'posting crap', Fri 27 Mar 2015, 21:24,
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it's good that you've managed to put it behind you
(mictoboyshitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 21:34,
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Ah yes I should have mentioned that at my mother's funeral last year they were still talking about how they had to put the dog down _because of me_. So I was a bit cross, yes.
(Bootsthealchemistis barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Sat 28 Mar 2015, 8:49,
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Can you post photos
Of your horrifically deformed face please
(Firkinfeduplast shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 28 Mar 2015, 9:05,
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my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(mongychops, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 21:51,
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I grew up in the suburbs where everyone had dogs never heard of dogs ripping kids faces off.
Unless they were fingering it
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 28 Mar 2015, 8:56,
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