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This is a normal post Ha!
Perfect punchline.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 19:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
I wish I had a Samsung battery I could go and smash with a hammer to see if it explodes
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 20:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post fuck yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 20:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bought 2 samsung batteries at the weekend.
now where's that hammer...
 (I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 21 Jul 2014, 20:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Extracts hammer*
Wipes hammer, hands to Godzuki.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 20:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post thats no hammer
its purple
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 21:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not just Samsung
...any lithium polymer battery will burst into flames if punctured so that the constituents come into contact with each other. Hitting with a hammer presumably increases the vigour of the reaction in inverse proportion to the IQ of the hammer wielder. Lemon entry, my dear Watson...
 (Colonel Blink is now officially a pretentious prick, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 21:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post ..or the air
Lithium is well, kind of burny
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 10:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post A good viral campaign by Apple, probably.
But probably not even they are that clever.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 22:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post This will put airport security into a tissy

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 22:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post It did - about 3 weeks ago
apparently we all now have to switch on our phones, presumably to make sure the battery is inside and a safe distance from any hammers.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, it's to make sure that your phone isn't stuffed with C4 instead of electronics.
But that IS the reason you're not allowed to put such batteries in the hold.
 (I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 12:56, , Reply)