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This is a link post I bet this seemed like a good idea at the time.
Oh fuck
(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 20:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post snuff daily

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 20:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Fucking idiots
 (I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 20:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha Ha HA indeed
Yeah sure, sad he is now a quadraspazz, but his own fault, and got it filmed, and posted it online...
So, another LOL from me.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 10:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I'd say, minimum, snuff should probably carry a NSFW tag.. Infact can we have a special snuff tag? 'cause I like swearing and boobies and other such NSFW, but less so this...
 (sithemong, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 21:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm betting you've convinced yourself
That you're against capital punishment. Probably because all your friends are. But whenever you see a photo (or, in your case, a film) of a public execution, look carefully at the faces in the front row of the audience.

They're you.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Mon 27 Apr 2015, 21:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Christ, imagine that being the last thing you saw.
I'd welcome the noose.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 21:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can be not against capital punishment, and not be a blood thirsty dimwit at the same time.
Just sayin'
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 21:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stop sitting on the fence.
I am so very fucking ambivalent about those who sit on the fence. It makes me so very angry and sad, simultaneously. I fucking hate the internal paradox of my experience of humankind, but I so love the humanity of people in general. And huge manatees, obviously.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 0:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post What could possibly go wrong?

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 21:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post one less cunt in the gene pool.

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 21:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post
chrisgsauce 5 days ago

Luckier one probably got a broken tailbone; the other one - definitely severe brain trauma. Most likely will never speak, eat, or move again. His mother will get a call from ICU telling them her son has been in an accident and is in critical condition. She'll drop the basket of folded laundry on the floor, grab her keys and rush out the door. She'll frantically call her husband but there's no answer. He's at the movies with their younger son. After what feels like an eternity she'll finally make it to the hospital where she'll be greeted by two nurses who can barely look her in the eye. She knows it's bad. She's told her son fell while doing a stunt with his friend and broke his spine and suffered severe head trauma. Her stomach feels sick; her knees are shaky and her feet unsteady. After surgery her world will come crashing down and she slowly opens the door to her son's room only to be greeted by beeping machines and the slow, repetitious sounds of a ventilator, slowly pumping oxygen into her son's lungs. Her son lays on the bed, covered in bandages. She can barely recognize him. Metal rods are secured all around her son's head to hold him in place. A tube is going down his throat. "Jacob.." she whimpers as she slowly shuffles toward her son's bed and falls to her knees. More tears cover her face. She takes his hand and puts it against her face. She softly kisses it and bursts into tears. She gently strokes his forehead and squeezes his hand, hoping for her son to respond. He never does. And never will.

#DEEP
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 21:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Caught my attention as well.
Lower is a good one too.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 21:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't see them winning the Man Booker Prize any time soon.
#nevastopbeilivin
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 22:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not clicking that.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 21:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Do you think sliding off the roof and landing on an uneven surface is a good idea?"
"Yeah."
"Cool, let's do it!"
 (I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 21:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post And of all the people watching, filming and helping, not one of them said "Uh, guys... this might result in death or serious injury"?

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 11:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post He'll be fine from he head injury POV; it's the fencing response. Unfortunately the helpers may be causing a spinal cord injury...
His posture suggests a decorticate extensor rigidity (common in mid to upper brainstem injury) but happened much to quickly to be due to brain injury. The Fencing Response looks similar, but usually only lasts a few seconds.

One of the helpers however is trying to keep his airway clear, but with him on his side and thus twisting the c. spine by about 60 degrees. From the way he hit the ground and rolled over, he may well have an unstable cervical spine injury and end up paraplegic due to the fuckwits 'helping'.
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 21:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post If only everyone was a trained doctor.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 22:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post If only more people did immediate life saver courses they would teach you not to move people with a suspected neck injury, and certainly don't twist it round like that.
They teach this in schools now...
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 22:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Progress!
It'll take a while before it starts to have an effect and you start to notice people not suffering horrific neck injuries after accidents though, i just hope the person who finds the next casualty paid attention in class, because we all remember every word of what we learnt in school.

It's a good thing it's being taught in schools though, very good.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 22:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post If only they taught common sense
watch a fail vid and write an essay on how fucking stupid what you just saw was, and repeat each day.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 22:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^^^^^

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 22:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(I helped save b3ta! Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 10:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post They saw the problem and dealt with it.

(Spin Its a thing., Mon 27 Apr 2015, 23:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post If only they taught spinal immobilisation and jaw thrust technique in schools
in between o-levels in golf course management and wayne rooney studies, or whatever the fuck it is that kids are 'learning' these days
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 22:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post If only they'd had guns too

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 22:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll be honest here, I haven't even watched this.
Mainly because the preview pic, combined with the replies above, does not bode well.
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 22:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's a burst sachet of tomato sauce
it popped when he tripped over his laces
 (I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 22:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post But if your airway's blocked, there's not much benefit in leaving you in situ...
Because you'll be dead before you can worry about paralysis.

(Can't really tell from video, but sounds like partial obstruction. I'd say keeping it patent would be pretty important).
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 22:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post nope
He died. Was on reddit the other week
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 22:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post You being cereal right now?

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 22:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Found the story in various webular places...
No mention of death, just that he ended up in intensive care.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 22:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's all i could find.
Maybe tits is being a cock, ironically.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 22:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post If people are to stupid to grasp danger and peril to themselves like that
you can but shrug
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 22:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post "you can but shrug"
Ironically pretty much all he will be able to do.
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 22:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahahahahaha
- breathes-

hahahahahahahahahaha
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 22:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Having just watched some Syrian war footage
and watched this again, my reaction as well, fucking spastic bellends
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 0:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why are you always so candid?
Say what you mean ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 1:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post As I grow older tolerance of people behaving like fucktwats diminishes by the day
Go for it, is my only comment. They might look brave or arseholes immortalised on youtube, make your own mind up, but to hurl their lives so cheaply being fucking morons, seems pointless. As I said, shrug
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 1:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have to agree.
I was without doubt, a little wild as a youth. But I was never suicidally stupid. And it was never for cameras, we just did it for the moment, not for the audience.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 1:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^This, and That above This^

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ehrm?
Surely being candid *is* saying what you mean?
 (I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Tue 28 Apr 2015, 13:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post His head will be fine.
About 4 years ago I managed to trip and crack my head open on the pavement. I ended up with a 5 day stay in the hospital, 40 stitches and leech therapy which fortunately prevented me requiring a skin graft.
These days apart from the odd blackout and a slight slur to my speech I'm completely recovered.
Looking at the video, his head didn't seem to take much of an impact. Yes there's blood, and he might be unconscious, but I highly doubt it's a serious head wound judging by the way in which he fell. I'd be far more concerned for his back.
Still a fucking idiot though.


 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 11:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's a nasty shade of yellow there

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post There may have been alcohol involved...

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I mean the wall
it's hideous
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:39, , Reply)