I feel like this most days - how did I get so old?
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NSFW for swears
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 10:30,
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I hope he gets to 100.
Does Donald Trump send a telegram or anything? In the UK the Queen sends a telegram to people on their 100th birthday
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Turboesprit Volume knob, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 11:09,
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He would send them a tasteful fridge magnet
from the White House gift shop
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:01,
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AIR FORCE ONE PRESIDENTIAL GUEST MA-1 FLIGHT BOMBER JACKET, BLACK-
SIZES XXSM TO 7XL
We only do XXL where I live
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ha ha - heavily discounted tat
guess they aren't selling that well
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:40,
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It's not a telegram anymore, she sends a birthday card instead.
You also get one from the DWP as an acknowledgment you've had more than your fair share of pension money now. My Gran got one from big Liz and Iain Duncan Smith.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:10,
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That is some proper swearing, good for him
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 19:51,
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