Man fined for pretending to be ghost in Portsmouth cemetery
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 18:19,
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He's in Portsmouth. He just wants to be dead
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 19:07,
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Rumor is that Portsmouth is a GREAT city
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEPyiQffRpM
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 19:14,
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I went to Portsmouth
I got legless blue-blind paralytic drunk with the best 'merican defence contractor ever. He told me 'my country has a tremendous dolt problem.' That's all I remember about him.
HMS Victory is worth the trip on its own.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 22:33,
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I grew up near Portsmouth
Every school trip. I spent more time on that fucking boat than Nelson
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 22:50,
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Much like us and Beamish
I complained about it once in primary school and the teacher said she'd "been there thirteen times and always saw something new". Precocious little shit that I was, I told her she can't have been paying very much attention. To this day, I still remember her arm twitching to slap me round the ear before she caught herself.
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jonbob loves you, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 9:49,
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Well, he's clearly a bit of a twat
But the witness should probably have left out the arms and "wooo" bit. That just makes them seem like they were shitting themselves because someone was acting like a ghost in a graveyard
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 19:14,
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