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This is a link post MayBot is an AI which perfectly mimcs the British Prime Minister, Theresa May I made this!
Indistinguishable from the real PM
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 13 Nov 2017, 15:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Where can I get tickets for Gorbachev's psychobilly band?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 13 Nov 2017, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think they are too anarchic to have tickets
you just have to be lucky enough to be around when they start playing and jumping around and screaming without any warning. usually in swimming pools, libraries, hospital wards etc
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 13 Nov 2017, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post And yet when I do that everyone starts going on about that restraining order :(

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 13 Nov 2017, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah fuck them
you should smear your blood and faeces in their faces when they complain
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 13 Nov 2017, 16:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post
when they complain
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Mon 13 Nov 2017, 20:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post fair point
well made
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 14 Nov 2017, 9:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post *makes notes*

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 13 Nov 2017, 20:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post best if you film it
I'd like to see the results of your efforts if that's ok
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 14 Nov 2017, 9:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Uncanny. The only thing that gives it away is the lack of coughing.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 13 Nov 2017, 16:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post hmm yes
i didn't think to program it to cough. next version maybe.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 13 Nov 2017, 16:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brexit means choughs.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 13 Nov 2017, 18:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are they tight?
Did nuns own them?
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 13 Nov 2017, 20:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes.
CaC
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 13 Nov 2017, 21:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can't fool me. I detect genuine concern. FAKE!

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 13 Nov 2017, 17:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post In research, people wrongly identified the real PM as a bot just as often
as the actual bot
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 14 Nov 2017, 9:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post We've identified the problem. It's everyone.
Except for us.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 14:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Blatantly fake.
The real one would just repeat the same phrase over and over with a few of the words in a different order.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 13 Nov 2017, 17:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post HAHA FOOLED YOU
BECAUSE THIS IS FOOTAGE OF THE REAL MEAT PM!

or is it?

YES!

By which I mean no.

OR DO I?

yes.

WELCOME TO THE WILDERNESS OF MIRRORS!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 14 Nov 2017, 9:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder how much of this shite is
pay-rolled by the Labour party. and vise versa.
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Mon 13 Nov 2017, 17:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's certainly turned me

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Nov 2017, 22:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post turned you what?

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 14 Nov 2017, 9:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Japanese-ah, I really think so.

(gijoel, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 11:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've got your picture
I'd like a million of them all round my cell.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 14 Nov 2017, 15:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post not this one
that's for sure
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 14 Nov 2017, 9:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wasn't this in the last newsletter?
And we all know how long ago that was?
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 22:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post YOU SILLY SOD.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 0:36, , Reply)