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This is a link post May's about to make an unscheduled "big announcement"
Place your bets

Queen is dead 10/1

N.Korea missiles inbound 30/1

Snap general election 5/1

Brexit proving a tad tricky 3/1

Sale on at Vivienne Westwood 2/1
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This is a normal post she's announcing the new Doctor Who
bah, 8th June General election
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This is a normal post Dean Gaffney will return to EastEnders

(MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Tue 18 Apr 2017, 11:21, , Reply)
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"Look at what the right hand is doing, NOT THE LEFT, distraction announcement" 3/1
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 10:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Alien invasion!

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 10:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Please!
It's about time.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well I for one etc...

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 10:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well humans have proved themselves unfit to govern
So any change would be a plus
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 11:06, , Reply)
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It's scheduled for 11:15. I'm on tenterhooks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 10:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brexit's off
all those bendy bananas flooding the shelves at Waitrose was the final straw
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 10:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post bah, 8th June General election
as you were
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 12:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was fucked by Cameron as part of initiation ritual some years ago

(roysin, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 10:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think that's happened to at least 48% of us

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 11:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, a two-thirds majority is too good for us plebs.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 11:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Snap election
How dull
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 11:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm really going to miss Jez.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 11:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well that's the other thing
Elections make this place LOVELY to be around
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 11:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh I dunno. No one sane thinks Jez has a hope in hell. I think there potential giggles there.
I really don't think he can hack it. He despises the media, and is somewhat out of touch with the common man. General elections are all about engaging intensively with those two groups.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 11:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well that's the problem
There's a few who can't see the painfully obvious, or won't accept it because they need it to be true for their world view to make sense.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 11:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't worry mate. Let's not forget the resurgent Lib Dems with the maverick Tim Farron.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 11:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who?

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post That fellow who's going to promise a second eu vote and steal loads of votes from Labour.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 13:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Leaders come and go
that's why when you vote you vote for your local candidate. Having said that he'll probably lose his seat if not his deposit.
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This is a normal post In Islington? I doubt it.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 12:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yeah, yogurt knitters central
perhaps not then
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This is a normal post Jc4pm
We're going to find out just how lying those fake news polls are. Make Islington great again
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 11:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope Thornberry and Abbott are given the prominence in the campaign they so richly deserve.
It's going to be a car crash.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Corbyn to resign June 9th
Book closed
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 11:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Kinnock stayed on after losing a general election.
Don't count your chickens. Labour has become a weird personality cult.
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This is a normal post I do hope not
The only silver lining I'm clinging to here is to get rid of that delusional old cunt
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 11:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, he won't stay on, I was just pointing out it's not beyond the realms of possibility.
But we will have to listen to him endlessly whinge and whine about how it's all a Murdoch media conspiracy that he didn't win.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 11:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post But now the party has been taken over by momentum who'll take over?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 13:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Michael Barrymore

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 13:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post John McDonnell?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Better him than someone like abbott.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 15:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post He'll never escape his pro IRA past.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 15:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't seem to hold Corbyn back when going for leadership.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 15:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post No. That was a closed vote though. You had to be a member to vote.
McDonnell could win a closed vote. A General Election though? That moment he brandished Mao Zedong little red book as shadow chancellor during his budget response will come back to haunt him too. How many people did Mao kill again?
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This is a normal post Oh that was him? I've not been following the labour party cabinet for a while now.
Just too depressing.

I can seem him getting elected leader but I think labour is down for another 5 years in the wilderness.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 15:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well as you said, Momentum have taken over. This is a big problem. Possibly unsolvable.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 16:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would vote labour
but I wont vote for Corbyn more,

So labour wont get my vote.
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This is a normal post jexit

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This is a normal post She wants a mandate to take us through Brexit?
A bit late for that, I'd say.
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Yep at least a month late. Pebbled as what is best for the Country rather than what it is...best for the Tory party. So they can push through nonsense like Barista Visas ha.
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This is a normal post What's a pebble stool?

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 11:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I may have had an epiphany, I am keyboard dyslexic. Or it is a small stool carved from a pebble, stop asking stupid questions.
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This is a normal post A symptom of a poor diet

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 12:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post That vote last year was a mandate for art 50
This will be one for the negotiating stances.
Once we hear Labour's brexit policy we can choose.
If they have one....
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This is a normal post why would a prime minister announce the death of a monarch? is that so?
would the announcement not come from Buckingham Palace itself? long live the queen
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This is a normal post Where were you two hours ago when this would have been useful information?

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 13:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Because she's the head of state?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 13:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently someone at the palace will tell the government "London bridge is down"
Then the government will involve the rest of the world leaders.

After they've all been told somebody at the palace will look all sombre and tell the public the queens snuffed it on the telly box.
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This is a normal post Then we'll have prince Harry whinging about how terribly upset he is,
and his brother will be wailing and gnashing his teeth while self flagellating with birch twigs to demonstrate his grief.
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This is a normal post fucks sake
The queen is head of state. we're not some republic.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 20:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post outfuckingstanding timing
She's called it before the shitshow of negotiations leave us fucked by all the other countries (no lube).

Then she gets 5 years worth of distractions before we have to vote again and forget why we were fucked off with her to begin with.

That, or she gets a war about a year or so before the election after this one, cementing her for another 5 fucking years.
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This is a normal post Labour party, please make yourselves known

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 13:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I fully expect a splinter party to arise out of the ashes of this election.
Blair will be involved and it'll be called "real labour" or something similar.
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This is a normal post Count Madelson has used one of his potions on her I reckon

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 16:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was number four
because of number five
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