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This is a link post My first ever cat link.
It's not nice.
(pissflaps., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post For fucks sake pissy
I did think you were joking.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is about to throw a marmalade hand grenade, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post What?!
It's got a bloody cat, you lot fucking LOVE cats. What more do you want?
 (pissflaps., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post You wouldn't like my cat.
He's a serial killer. A few days ago, a tiny mouse, and all that remains is the head and arse. Earlier in the week, he turned a crow inside out. His favourite trick is to leave a large rodent on the doorstep with a perfect, almost surgical incision down it's chest and belly.

And yet the little bastard won't chase and eat spiders. My house is overrun with fucking spiders.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post you need the spiders to eat the flies,
cats and spiders are on the same team.

Our cats used to leave the bottom halves of rabbits. One of them once took down a sparrowhawk. Also a weasel, the cat was in a bit of a state after that but the weasel was dead.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post My cat brings me prezzies
now and then, I can't do anything about that, but I wouldn't film myself intentionally letting it kill something.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is about to throw a marmalade hand grenade, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I would, better than pron.

(pissflaps., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post why not,
Richard Attenborough does and is some kind of hero for it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post he should be locked up.

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is about to throw a marmalade hand grenade, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I initially read that as "prozzies"
...a not unbelievable prospect, with your evil, EVIL cat.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post You need mouse-costumes for spiders.
Stat!
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Or cover the spiders in Marmite.

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is about to throw a marmalade hand grenade, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Now that is inhumane treatment to the Nth degree!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't say Bovril!

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is about to throw a marmalade hand grenade, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey! We've all had a drink but let's not be mean about gods own spread.
Bovril on hot buttered toast and a cup of tea is one of lives great pleasures.
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus So long and thanks for all the phish, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 7:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Mmmmmm
Spidery Marmite!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Seen my Cat the other day in my garden
He had gathered a collection of half chewed species in a small pile in the middle of the grass, like a small sacrificial alter to some strange and hungry cat god. He was chewing a starlings leg when I wandered over.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw a cat the other day in the garden. I thanked my lucky stars for AirSoft guns
Most grateful.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent.

(pissflaps., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:35, Reply)
This is a normal post There's a small pile of decomposing starlings behind my back fence.
I don't mind my cats killing the noisy buggers but if they ate them it would save me some money on tuna.
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus So long and thanks for all the phish, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 7:21, Reply)
This is a normal post That
is pretty unpleasant.

As is the the knowledge that rats can swim up the toilet.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell (Hi, I'm), Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I was more disturbed
By the unflushed turd in the bowl
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Listen, when you've got your elbows on your knees and you hear a squeaking noise, there is no time for flushing or even properly wiping.
You scream "Martha, bring the cat!!!" Turds be damned!
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post oh Mr Pissy. You do like to stir things up don't you ;-)

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons Sokath, his eyes uncovered!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I would love to know how many people have him on ignore..
MODS! Tell us!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is about to throw a marmalade hand grenade, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Right!
I can see when I'm not appreciated, FUCK THE LOT OF YOU!
 (pissflaps., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure you will be back as someone else
soon enough.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is about to throw a marmalade hand grenade, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Judas.

(pissflaps., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Well now you have given the game away
I will keep an eye out for you!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is about to throw a marmalade hand grenade, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post That's taken thank you very much

(Boris Johnson, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 7:24, Reply)
This is a normal post 49
almost as many as he has fake accounts
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/25046, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Piss off hippy, I don't have any fake accounts.

(pissflaps., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post 49!?!
No, you lie..
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is about to throw a marmalade hand grenade, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I will never ignore you Pissy. NEVER!

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons Sokath, his eyes uncovered!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I like pissy more than any of you!

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is about to throw a marmalade hand grenade, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
pissy pussy
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:26, Reply)
This is a normal post No I think you all beat me at that..
apart from the gayers.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is about to throw a marmalade hand grenade, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah them gayers love the bum
sept the lady gayers, they might have you beat
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I read that post in a durr-durr JOEY DEACON! voice.
Am I close?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
soooo close!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 7:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Rat had it coming

(I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:00, Reply)