Pervert caught pleasuring himself in slurry for third time
"The family have to regularly check their livestock, outbuildings and equipment, as he has masturbated in a muck spreader..."
(ccc, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:37, Reply)

Takes two girls one cup
off the top of the poops.

Awaits seeing it on Liveleak.
( The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:38, Reply)

I feel sorry for him.
Even though it is over a year old, I bet that story has been the Falmouth Packet's most popular story ever since it was published.
( monkeon schmonkeon www.monkeon.co.uk, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:47, Reply)

There seems
to be a pat-tern.
(SnowyTheRabbit occasionally Fearless Egbert, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:48, Reply)

He does seem to always return to the scene of the grime.

( Draconacticus Joystick waggler extraordinaire, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:24, Reply)

It's muck ado about nothing.

( BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:29, Reply)

I for one found the story very mooooving
( wideeye slightly pickled, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 18:11, Reply)

Just keep your horn away from me.

( BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 18:32, Reply)

This is a really excrement story.
( JamTallons Sokath, his eyes uncovered!, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 18:48, Reply)

He looks so pooped out!

( BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 19:37, Reply)

Tractor-philia?

(jonofthesouth yes, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:49, Reply)

Isn't there a reddit site for that?
I mean, there has to be.
( BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:55, Reply)

www.reddit.com/r/b3ta
(1.618..., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:00, Reply)

HEY! Put an NSFW sticker on that at least!

( BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:01, Reply)

muck spreader
is muck spreading in the muck spreader.
( Fartfurter in the facefurter, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:02, Reply)

So your guna go off to a farm and masturbate in shit.
But on the way out the house you think to yourself " ooh don't forget tissues" ?
( Shinigawa clenched cheeks, so you cannot enter, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:13, Reply)

which b3tan is that?

( h3donist zoinks!, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 18:32, Reply)

This isn't how you summons the Wanky Shit Demon

(Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 1:24, Reply)