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This is a link post Promise of book's title not best supported by cover image. NSFW
Looking for a book to help calm my Mrs's nerves. Think I'll keep looking.

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 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 18:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post All of that FTW!
My only advice to you and your missus is to ignore absolutely everything written about child birth and children. There is so much conflicting advice you are best making up your own mind. I came home one day to find my wife in tears saying book A says "a", but book B says "b". I threw both books in the bin.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 18:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good to hear as that's pretty much been our consensus so far.
I've read a Dad-centric one called "The Expectant Dad's Handbook" which seemed promising but turned out to be written by a poor downtrodden sod with what sounded like a Hellbeast of a partner, preparing you to share in his life of abject misery.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 18:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good luck with it all. It's hard work but worth it.
BTW, be prepared to have your hand squeezed to an absolute pulp (don't you dare say it hurts), and to apologise profusely and repeatedly to the staff for your spouse's behaviour and foul language which may be insults directed at them. Your wife will remember none of it.

ETA?
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 18:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you!
Expected splashdown: 4th July.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 19:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was in Tesco a couple of weeks before our 1st one dropped (now 21!). Picked a 9lb frozen turkey out and showed the wife "Isn't this about the expected birth weight?"
Apparently not helpful.
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 19:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! Surely it's just like squeezing a football out of your bumhole?
I don't know what all the fuss is about.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 21:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post dknt forget to make constant and liber use of the gas/air
I did with our first and got told to leave it alone or get dragged out by security
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 19:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Things she can't eat
Cheese, especially nice cheese
Eggs, unless she likes it rubber-like
Posh Milk
Pate
Nice Meat or meats cooked nicely.
Fish, especially nice fish

Or basically EVERYTHING we envy about food on the continent.

They must have a terrible time breeding,eh ?

Edit: oh it's you. She CAN have liquorice!! and the saltier the better! ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 22:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post mmmm, salty you say ?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 28 Mar 2015, 8:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post
i.imgur.com/TXM1t6X.jpg
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 18:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's a hell of a suck!
Is the saucer on the floor?
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 18:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha fucking hell

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 19:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post He doesn't look scared at all.

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 19:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post As a father of four, and a grandfather of two, I say fuck natural childbirth and encourage expectant mother to take every drug and pain killer that gets offered to her.
Amen to that
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 20:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've had an epidural
but that's only because it's Friday night.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 20:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice car the Epidural.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 21:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post {:-D

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 28 Mar 2015, 0:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah not a bad car at all, I find it lacks a bit of feeling though

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 28 Mar 2015, 11:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happens all the time
in a small variety of ways.
Fucking awesome for you.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 21:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I took have a heavily pregnant wife, this is relevant to my interests.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 28 Mar 2015, 8:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post people who think
that "natural" is somehow synonymous with good and proper way to do things are fucking stupid

I have no advice to give you, but I won't pretend otherwise either :D Wish you two the best of luck!
 (Roxon, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:49, , Reply)