Sincere responses to spam
My good friend has been adding stuff to this site for a while, and I only looked back on it recently to find I enjoyed it greatly. I hope you will too.

Not going to click 'NSFW' - it is all pretty safe text, even if some of the original spam is of the penile advertisment variety.

edit: to give you a flavour, here's one of my favourites:

It is not necessary to be ashamed of yourself
Subject: Re: It is not necessary to be ashamed of yourself
To: Rosendo Tucker

Rosendo,

You wouldn't say that if you saw what I did this morning.

Simon
( Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:55, Reply)

I daresay this should make the newsletter.

(Dr.Tomzo was sick on a widow on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:02, Reply)

^^This
I was just about to go to sleep.
I will not b doing so for a while yet.
Click!
(UltimateMonkey Guns don't kill people. Raptures do., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:03, Reply)

HA!
Over 10 million men made their women happy, and you?
Subject: Re: Over 10 million men made their women happy, and you?
To: Albrecht Collier

Dear Mr Collier,

At the time of writing, over 10 million men have not yet made me happy. Rest assured I will let you know if the situation changes.

Best wishes,
Simon
(Dr.Tomzo was sick on a widow on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:05, Reply)

haha
i was just about to comment with this one.
made me laugh.
(augsav, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 4:18, Reply)

Haha :D
Add mba to your name
Subject: Re: Add mba to your name
To: Gapishko

Dear Gapishko,

What a great idea, thanks! Just contacted my bank, so hopefully new cards and chequebook will be with me shortly. Passport and driving license updates will follow.

Very best wishes,
Simbamon

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I like this
( LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:31, Reply)

I'll make sure to pass your kind comments on!
They will be appreciated.
( Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:33, Reply)

Comedy genius!
Had myself laughing insanely at midnight but then again I'm easily amused. Well done - hope this gets into the newsletter :D
( CPhoenix, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:03, Reply)

hahahahahhahaa
this is funny :D
(war3n3xt 's lay line arse miners, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:40, Reply)

these are ace

( fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 1:07, Reply)

This stuff is great.
I am giggling too much.
(Jake-of-all-Trades, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 1:54, Reply)

Thats brilliant
*clicks*
( t0ria ever alert for the call to action, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 9:47, Reply)

The affordable watch alternative
Subject: Re: The affordable watch alternative
To: Emory Conrad

Is it a miniature sundial?

had me giggling.
(unintendo rubbed another mans rhubarb, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:27, Reply)