Steam Fairs!
I posted this some time last year, and just stumbled across this again. This is the very best world internet site, ever. No joke.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:08, Reply)

I have to admit
I fuggin love steam fairs and vintage rallies.
( The magic of chutney in a state of "not", Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:12, Reply)

That is a seriously good site.

( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:18, Reply)

Fred Dibnah would be FWAPPING in his grave
www.youtube.com/watch?v=08uxZqiZq3M

;)
( Darklord, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:29, Reply)

OH GOD

( weaver. buy my games you slags!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:40, Reply)

I JUST CAME

( weaver. buy my games you slags!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:41, Reply)

Zalgo?

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:48, Reply)

phoof
it went everywhere, but it's lighter coloured
( weaver. buy my games you slags!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:49, Reply)

"Although it's difficult to believe, some dumbos who email me actually think that I organise every one of these 500+ events myself; even though the organisers are often named below, and up to 20 events can take place on the same day. I suppose these same people think that I'm also responsible for the FA Cup Final, and the Miss World competition. If you have an IQ of less than minus 12, and you wish to exhibit at a steam fair, please don't ask me if you can come to any of my events or whether I can send details of all of my steam fairs. If you contact the organiser of the event directly, you are less likely to get a rude reply."
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:43, Reply)

Hey Tac, can I bring my steam powered Iron
to exhibit on the May Day event in Cleethorpes?
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:54, Reply)

Of course.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:07, Reply)

I have some Adobe internet steam crayons from 1684

( Darklord, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:09, Reply)

Wonderful!
As can be appreciated, a steam fair without a chip van is like a monkey without a hat (or even worse).

NoooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooOO!!!!!
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:05, Reply)

What's wrong with monkeys in hats?
Or are you contemplating a chip-less steam fair?
( DrPrunesquallor The acceptable face of Scandinavian Black Metal, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:12, Reply)

The latter.
All moneys must have hats.

A monkey without a hat would be like a steam fair without a chip van.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:18, Reply)

Postulate: all monkeys must have hats
Therefore: we must go forth into the jungles and zoos and firmly attach hats to monkeys.

It probably wouldn't be easy, but it would truly show our nearest relatives who is the boss.

All the hats should be either way too small or ridiculously outsized.
( DrPrunesquallor The acceptable face of Scandinavian Black Metal, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:26, Reply)

Or balaclavas
Don't forget the balaclavas.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:28, Reply)

Balaclavas might give them criminal intentions
With those small hands and evil eyes, anything could happen.

*ponders monkey jewel thieves*
( DrPrunesquallor The acceptable face of Scandinavian Black Metal, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:34, Reply)

hat or a crown
see /board in about 20 mins :)
(theswollenbeef there's a panty in my parts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:39, Reply)

Steam fair saved my home town last year
After the Pier burned down, the Steam Fair agreed to stay on for an extra month to keep the tourists in town.

Players!
( Joe Scaramanga and the Tiny Jack the Ripper Trio, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:59, Reply)