Swamp Donkey.
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Twatted person is idiot with hilarious results. NSFW for swears.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 14 Apr 2014, 1:22,
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That is someone's X GF
And this video would make his week.
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DannyJock Have a great day!, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 1:24,
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Haha! I hadn't thought of it that way.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 14 Apr 2014, 1:31,
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#brokenbritain
No-one comes out of that smelling of roses
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 1:31,
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Brady has the answer....
After reading in the Sun that Britain was all broken and that, I decided it was about time somebody did something about it. The thought of Britain being broken had been the most upsetting thing I'd ever heard ever since I found out about it that morning.
"I'll do something about it!" I triumphantly announced to the postman as he delivered yet more gay porn magazines. (I'm not gay I just enjoy people thinking they have 'one' in their neighbourhood)
"Something about what gaylord?" Answered Postie.
I gave him a proper camp wink and went "you'll find out handsome!" and went back inside.
Pleased with myself for two reasons - 1) my new mission (fixing broken Britain, remember?) and 2) I could put another tick on my 'people who think I'm a homo' wall-chart.
The internet was my first port of call in finding out the best way to sort this shithole out. I needed to know what was wrong with Britain first of all, cos as far as I was concerned it was a pretty decent place. We've got Lemsip, swimming, gay porn mags, Peter Beardsley, T'pau, The Crankies, loads of pigeons, drunk people in town centres with tattoos of their kids names on their necks, Canon & Ball, John Venables, Findus Crispy Pancakes and TGI Friday waiters who tell you their names. All brilliant.
A lot of people on the internet were of the opinion that knives were the problem so I started a petition in favour of forks. Nobody wanted to sign it though, so I filled in 56 pages of fake signatures and sent it to Simon Cowell. Didnt get a response. So it was obvious knives werent the answer.
Next I went round my next door neighbours gaff and asked him what he thought was up with the country.
'All the fucking indians mate' was his instant vociferous reply.
I nodded slowly (fast nodding is for schizos and sex offenders) and went off to buy a cowboy outfit. 'I'll sort those Indian fuckers' I vowed, 'how dare they twat up my country?'.
So there I am, dressed as a cowboy, waiting with my cap-gun all ready to go. About 3 days pass and not one pissing Indian turns up?
Where are they?
I just popped indoors to have a waz and write this account of my mission to let you all know how it's going. Hope I havent missed any Indians while I've been here. The sneaky cunts.
I'm not gay.
(Brady, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 20:43, Ignore, closed)
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 14 Apr 2014, 1:33,
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yo skelly!
tl:dr
umm what?? huh? you lost me. whos brady?
or should i just read that in the morning when i have not had so much wine?
or shall i gaz pissy and ask him to explain?
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 1:41,
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Brady is old skool QOTW, back when it was interesting.
He is funny as fuck. www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=46210 he still posts, his stories are always really irellevant and mad.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 14 Apr 2014, 1:45,
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reply placed here...
so i remember to look at work tomorrow moaning.
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 2:09,
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"work"
reading QOTW. Actually, it is.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 14 Apr 2014, 2:17,
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-bath and bang
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ARNOLD-R-LANE slaughtering the sacred cows on, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 9:18,
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I'm willing to bet she only uses that plastic tent once.
For Shame!
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 19:07,
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