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This is a link post Tallulah's joke about a duck is a very good joke about a duck I made this!
She is 3 now and all grown up and she has a good joke about a duck.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 2 Jul 2015, 11:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm in the process of writing a village panto at the moment, would Tallulah be interested in licensing her joke?

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes she will be very proud

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 2 Jul 2015, 12:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think your daughter has thought this through as the choice of vehicle is the least of the concerns.
The real questions should be how will the duck be able to cope with what is a very physical profession? Does a duck have the mental capacity to deal with the administration side of farming such as applying for EU subsidies? I strongly suspect that rather than moving bales of hay and feeding the livestock, the duck would be cocking around in the pond.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 12:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I suspect the duck will hire in a more intelligent species like a parrot or even a bonobo
to do the admin. to be honest, the duck cannot type anyway because his beak is too blunt. He's going to need to get the chicken to peck the keys.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 2 Jul 2015, 12:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do you mean the duck might look into the benefits of subconquackting?

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 13:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post VERY GOOD

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 2 Jul 2015, 14:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post But then he'd be stuck with a big bill.

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post but finding these benifits should be easy for a duck so used to the web

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 17:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm with the cat in this one.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 13:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Catbot 9000 is with no man
he is a lone wolf (by which i mean a lone cat(by which i mean he is a soppy kitty but he likes to think he is tough))
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 2 Jul 2015, 14:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post If it were a farmer.

(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 14:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post DAMMIT
FUCKING GRAMMAR JESUS HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO BEAT GRAMMAR IN TO MY CHILDREN BEFORE THEY REMEMBER IT JESUS
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 2 Jul 2015, 14:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post My dad drove a Duck, a Weasel and a Buffalo
in the war.
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 14:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic!
Did he go up against Tigers and Panthers?
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 2 Jul 2015, 14:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes.
And a Wespe.
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 15:05, , Reply)