Those Crazy Japanese
NSFW
Series of ads for an egg based product. Extra points if you can guess what it's for after the first one.
NSFW just in case :)
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:04,
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WTF?
Wasn't expecting that. Thought it was just a boiled egg that you could buy for lunch :(
Haha, easy ona-cap
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Hellzapoppin, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:08,
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1.Unwrap
2. Pull over cock
3. Release
4. Hilarity ensues.
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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:09,
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CONDOM WIN!
I like the design....but can it hold my milk?
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:09,
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Season 2???
Didn't get it, and what's with Season 2??? Nice find though!
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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:11,
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Season two is the latest range
which have different nodules inside.
Available at lovehoney for a tenner, I've just noticed.
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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:17,
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Which came first?
The chicken, the egg, or the Japanese bloke...
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:11,
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if the eg works...no chicken will cum
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:14,
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Neither
It was the cock that laid the chicken.
accepts congratulations for awesome answer
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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:22,
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is it the wanking device from the other day?
if so, ace
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:28,
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That was a very gentle
glass cock :)
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:36,
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I knowed this anyway
For I possess that most holy of wanking tools - The Tenga Flip Hole.
It is saved for special times, as after a first weekend of overuse, I was a withered husk, scared of sunlight and unable to lift my feeble body from my vile cot.
But bugger me, I still go off like a rocket every time I use it.
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moogthedog, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:59,
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Tenga Flip Hole Vid - Clearly NSFW!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jV9surmlxnQ
Kinda sounds like shagging a Dolphin? Probably. I haven't actually tried... yet.
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Bucket List!
Punch it in the face then fuck it
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 16:57,
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When you're actually using it
It makes more of a sound like someone in boots walking very fast through mud.
But it honestly doesn't put you off.
Plbtbtbttbtbt-shoop. plbtbtbtbtbtbttbt-shoop.
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moogthedog, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:34,
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hahaha
you didn't fancy getting anything that slightly resembled a minge then? You're gonna end up with a fettish for plastic holes, you'll be Dixons one day looking at the stereos and end up fucking a subwoofer air outlet.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 16:56,
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I am of the gaying ilk...
And while they do Fleshlights for bummers, this was getting rave reviews at the time.
You can soak it in warm water before you begin, so it's all warm. That's quite nice.
Now pardon me, I need to continue chatting up this 5.1 system.
Hey, baby. How 'bout I put on some Barry White, and you and me... get bassy....
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moogthedog, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:37,
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