Transformers 2 faqs
Guy does a faqs like review of Transformers 2 and rips it apart. Lots of spoilers.
Could you sum up the film in one line of its dialogue?
"I am standing directly beneath the enemy's scrotum."
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Crap Little Monkey Can't write, can't spell, no grammEr, no 'shop., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:26,
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Haha
I liked that film, but reading this review certainly does make you realise how silly it is!
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Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:44,
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"dumber than a box of staples"
I'm gonna download the fuck out of this film when I get home!
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redazril will fuck your GC in the A, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:54,
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you would seriously
watch this appauling peice of shit on a dodgy cam copy? you need to gt out more!
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I do that.
Find a straming copy of the movie, have it on as background while I do sometrhing else. If I find it getting my attention I will go and watch it at the cinema/buy it on DVD.
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Crap Little Monkey Can't write, can't spell, no grammEr, no 'shop., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:48,
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its seriously bad..
...what with the stupid jokes, plot holes, "racism" etc plus every single female character, including The Beefs mother, is sexualised. The university scenes are just incredible in the way they dumb down any female student to little more than a sex object... and Megan Fox, big thumbs and all, is shot in such a softly lit way that you'll swear you're watching a Playboy video. The first shot of her straddled over a bike is pure soft porn... (and somehow not in a good way, in a kind of Christina Aguilera kind of way, you know, she looks like she actually would give you a STD or something)
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This is brilliant!
Thank you.
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LeightonJimbo underestimated how much hard work a PGCE is, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:24,
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I still can't decide how i feel about that film
cause it was appalling, and 30mins too long, but, but, when the robots are fighting it's so fucking sweet!
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