You had me at "I have armed the tentacle"
(thecrapgatsbyisn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 20 Nov 2015, 10:00,
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OH FUCKING HELL I WISH I HAD INVENTED THAT
that man is a genius. this is what puts the Great in Great Britain.
(crab_bloke), Fri 20 Nov 2015, 10:13,
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Then you have the perfect lighter for people with parkinsons
(fluffybunnykillerIs feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 20 Nov 2015, 11:10,
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I was thinking more about lighting the xmas pud
But setting fire to people with Parkinson's probably works too
(wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 20 Nov 2015, 11:16,
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Oh, we have such sights to show you... Well, just the one actually.
But it's fairly disconcerting
(JimbotfuBummed in the gob again, Fri 20 Nov 2015, 20:37,
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yes
(Woodkovskyโน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐, Fri 20 Nov 2015, 13:21,
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Is no one going to mention the fucking carpet?
(spanishflyis so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 20 Nov 2015, 14:57,
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What and take your eye of the knife and risk getting stabbed.
(fluffybunnykillerIs feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 20 Nov 2015, 15:23,
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dread to think what you were searching for when you found this video
(h3donisttryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 20 Nov 2015, 19:23,
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Alan Partridge is alive and kicking
(MagicMoose, Fri 20 Nov 2015, 21:32,
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"I have appeared to invent a knife wielding tentacle"
Haha!
(simbosanliked your link on, Sat 21 Nov 2015, 0:59,
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FGM whilst you wait right there. Get it on Dragons Den.
(Flash_Bastard, Sat 21 Nov 2015, 1:26,
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