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Vomit inducing Facebook quotations
Some of the 'friends' i've acquired post stuff like this.

It makes me frown
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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 16:52, Share, Reply)

to be fair
they should all be shot

I think it's a sure step toward sainthood when you can browse those parts of FB and not start an argument. It's mainly people you've not seen for 10 15 20 30 years anyway.
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 29 Sep 2014, 17:08, Share, Reply)

There's probably a reason you've not made any other attempt to remain in touch for twenty years
I usually have deleted them within five minutes when i've seen what they're all about
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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 18:21, Share, Reply)

Makes me want to kill

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 17:09, Share, Reply)

clickin dis
i dont like the captions though. someone is taking it all a bit too seriously.
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 17:15, Share, Reply)

Yeah, but some are sooo bad, they're good, I pfffted at quite a few.
(itilliterate, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 17:18, Share, Reply)

My feed suddenly seems to have aquired
an overflow of the "I prayed to Jesus before my heart op and I'm still here. Explain that, science" sort of pictures. I'm torn. I like the person posting them but... FOR FUCK'S SAKE... REALLY???
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 17:19, Share, Reply)

~~torn. I like the person~~
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 22:20, Share, Reply)

This is ace/horrible!
Clicks/blocks.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 17:25, Share, Reply)

Somehow
The commentary on these is worse than the actual bullshit.
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 17:28, Share, Reply)

yup
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unclepills, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 18:48, Share, Reply)

Aces
╔═════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════════╗
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ you are a beautiful strong black woman ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ who don’t need no man ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
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(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 17:29, Share, Reply)

╔═════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════════╗
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ you are a beautiful strong black woman ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ who don’t need no man ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
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(augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 17:32, Share, Reply)

You go, girls.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 17:44, Share, Reply)

╔═════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════════╗
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ you are an ugly fat woman ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ who looks like a man ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
╚═════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════════╝
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LP, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 18:45, Share, Reply)

╔═════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════════╗
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ you are a beautiful strong black mamma ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ who don’t need no man ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
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(Fluffster, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 19:07, Share, Reply)

╔═════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════════╗
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ your maw's got baws ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ and your da loves it.~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
╚═════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════════╝
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 19:29, Share, Reply)

╔═════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════════╗
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ you like spikey things ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ shoved up your rectum ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
╚═════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════════╝
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PooPants, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 22:50, Share, Reply)

╔═════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════════╗
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ pearoast this if~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ your maw's got bad AIDS ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ and your da's a strong black woman~ ~
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(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 22:50, Share, Reply)

╔═════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════════╗
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ pearoast this if~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~you're desperately avoiding going to work ~
~ because you have too much crap to sort out ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ when you get there ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 7:36, Share, Reply)

╔═════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════════╗
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ I'm too thick to~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ come up with something original ~ ~ ~
~ ~so i just copy and paste other peoples crap~ ~
╚═════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════════╝
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retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Tue 30 Sep 2014, 7:37, Share, Reply)

╔═════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════════╗
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Boobies~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ Boobies Boobies Boobies ~ ~ ~
~ ~Boobies Boobies Boobies Boobies~ ~
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Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 30 Sep 2014, 8:01, Share, Reply)

I read all 13 pages of that glurge. I now have diabetes.
On the plus side however I am also convinced an angel (usually spelled 'angle') will save me.
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 23:02, Share, Reply)

It's not like they find this brilliant new inspirational/image site and post the address once, it ends up as a dozen images a day till I block them. The last horror was some sort of new-age boobylicious aspirational advice fairy page, no idea what ended up happening to the guy since then, probably away with the fairy's he was posting so much of!
(Benzyl, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:44, Share, Reply)

the shit remarks are just as bad as the shit slogans
(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Tue 30 Sep 2014, 18:33, Share, Reply)