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This is a link post Well folks this time tomorrow I should be fast asleep
Either getting my right leglopped off or getting bummed by the only gay consultant in the theater.
So tonight we are getting the family round to take the piss and generally be rude and obnoxious to my manky ankle hence known as we call it the mankle.

My daughter has first dibs on painting my toe nails.
And after that there will be a few choice words write on the bloody useless piece of flesh.

I will update you all over the next few days as and when possible.
So its goodbye corby and hello Northampton hospital for the next week
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post All the best, Mr Bunnykiller.
And think of the savings on shoe purchases!
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was just thinking of kicking the display shoe from out side the shoe shop and then legging it.

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder if there's a particular side that shoe shops generally favour when putting out single shoes.
Maybe you could undertake a study.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 17:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Break a leg!
And best of luck
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post All the best!
Remember to write "do not touch" on your gentlemens area.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Make sure you write on the dodgy foot "THIS ONE!"
or not, for comedy gold.

PS
All the best.
 (SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good luck.
Don't forget to insist that your robot foot has a setting for EVIL.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I find you quite humorous. Disturbing, but humorous.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Puntastic!
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post and apart fromThe evil setting there should be
Marked live on the other side of the switch and a USB charging port for my phone.
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 15:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Like a hi-tech Swiss Army Foot.
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 24 Apr 2017, 15:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post yup eacly like that
can you or any one else rcomend what else the NHS should attach to my new Swiss army leg when i get it?
we have already got the easily confussed evil live switch and a charging port but there is space for more items that would be helpfull.
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 16:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Coffee machine. Oneof them posh ones like george Clooney advertses.
and a 60 inch plasma flatscreen telly so you can watch porn while you're recuperating.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 24 Apr 2017, 16:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pity you're not a Yank...
you've seen Planet Terror, right...?

Maybe one of those 'hoverboards', so you don't have to walk everywhere like us bipedal suckers...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 16:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Built in up-skirt camera

(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 17:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good luck, don't die!

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I will do my best to not die.

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you do,
Come back here and tell us if Elvis is a cunt.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 16:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post hope you've got
the aquarium set up on your mantelpiece and filled with formaldehyde.
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had that all set up
And then my Russian friend came round last night and drank the lot.

Let's just say that when he left he was totally pickled
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post :)
Good luck!
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 15:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post You should pickle it, then stick a broom stick in the end
and make Monty Python intro videos.
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Best Answer

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 24 Apr 2017, 19:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Best wishes for that, hope all goes well.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is this just because your porn career has gone stale and you're hoping a stint in German amputee porn will give you that retirement you've always dreamed of?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I told you before that was OUR dirty little secret
And know the the whole world knows .
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Honey, there are scores of people who know who we are.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 15:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post
save me a bit
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tomorrow we feast on manflesh!
I call dibs on the big toe!
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Best of luck, sir.
Do come along to the London bash so we can all call you names.
xx
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post be brave!

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good luck
Do you get to keep the Mankle for your Mantle?
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post All the best Bunny
Hop you get well soon.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 16:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pistorious time!
And best wishes
 (macroscian (1 like), Mon 24 Apr 2017, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0wNl66tT3Q
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 16:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Keep the bones
and have them cast in a transparent prosthetic limb.
That would look SOO COOL.
All the best!
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 17:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Break a leg.
A smelly, festering leg. You've painted such a vivid, awful picture of the thing in your last few posts, glad you're getting shot of it. All the best.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 17:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Best of luck dude.

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 24 Apr 2017, 17:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good luck
No pun...make sure the good one is well marked though.
 (I helped save b3ta! bane, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 18:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can you keep the bits they cut off? Asking for a friend.
So farewell then foot
You weren't the right one
More an Achilles heel
Now all the piggies have ran home

E.J. Thribb (17 1/2 feet)
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 18:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hop it all goes well for you
And wish you a speedy recovery :)
 (I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 20:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Best of luck
I think Rolf Harris has a spare one that he doesn't use much anymore.
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 20:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post From what I understand,
It was his "extra leg" that got him in trouble in the first place...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 21:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 22:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Best foot forward and all that
Take care and you are lucky to be out of Corby.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 22:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't really know you, but I wish you well anyway.
Hope your surgery goes a bit better than mine did last year; three months stuck in Freeman's in Newcastle with a handful of sportsgits led me to think that expiring was the easy way out.

Keep your chin up, and just look on the bright side - you should be able to shoplift shoes from about 50% of shoe stores, on average.

Best of British to you.
 (_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 22:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post All the best
And make a speedy recovery.. make sure they don't turn u into a mermaid
 (I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 23:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Good luck, I wish you well
 (Beadlesdiddyhand, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 3:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I missed all the well wishing...
I hope everything is/has gone ok and speedy recovery. #Legxit
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 25 Apr 2017, 8:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post You terrible cunt!
I've beered all over my keyboard.
 (_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 22:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hope all goes well and hope that the consultant is a gentle lover

(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 8:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post 5 Squid he gets bummed.
All the best chap
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Tue 25 Apr 2017, 12:37, , Reply)