What can I say?
GC say no.
( atdotslash is pushing things forward, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 19:39, Reply)

A nurse once explained this to me
Your sphincter is a very strong muscle. When things are inserted, folks usually go the smaller side first (i.e. a bottle) but once it has entered the airlock, those muscles clench, making it almost impossible.

Y'all probably knew that, but to me it was fascinating.
( BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 19:47, Reply)

Is that how you got your username?

( krang, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 19:51, Reply)

Actually American football, but that is a whole nother story.

( BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 19:57, Reply)

are you a wide receiver?

(hieronymous bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:01, Reply)

Keep it in your pants.
But yes, that's the position I was playing when I was injured.
( BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:02, Reply)

Just out of interest
How much lube did you use on the football before insertion?
(Braising Squid, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:20, Reply)

i think we have our new archbishop of canterbury

(benito vaselini half Cherokee and Chocktaw, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:16, Reply)

Paul Daniels must be struggling..........
She went on to reveal other objects removed from people's derriére, including a cucumber, a Russian doll and a carnation.

.........a 'Russian Doll' what in the 7 shades of fuckery?
'yes, yes,Ive got it,no,no, I haven't.yes, yes,Ive got it,no,no, I haven't.
yes, yes,Ive got it,no,no, I haven't.yes, yes,Ive got it,no,no, I haven't.
yes, yes,Ive got it,no,no, I haven't.yes, yes,Ive got it,no,no, I haven't. '
Ad infinitum....:)
(jams find what you love, then let it kill you., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:23, Reply)

genuine LOL
:D
(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:47, Reply)

Oh that poor rabbit

( Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:29, Reply)

In the Metro, huh?
He then no doubt went on to look for it by striking a match, causing an explosion of methane that blew the potato out so hard it killed the gerbil he was gonna put up later...
( WiL Pantheist Bi Polar Polyamoric Pansexual, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:25, Reply)