What's a Munchy Box? I made this!
I've recently partaken in a wondrous Scottish Delicacy, the Munchy Box. What's in this box of delights? Click it and see.



Edit to change to static HTML version. I got b3tadotted. Edited back to Wordpress after installing supercache.
(jaredearle There is no spork., Sun 8 Jun 2008, 23:47, Reply)

CHRIST ALIVE

( Sexually Transmitted Frizease http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 23:52, Reply)

You looked at that
And found jesus?
(Whonickedmyname Wasting time on the net since 1994., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:29, Reply)

my god!
that's made me so hungry!
( Willwillwritehiswill As seen on the internet., Sun 8 Jun 2008, 23:57, Reply)

Fuck me

( David2569 Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 23:59, Reply)

deep fried pizza does not have batter on it by the way
and why the fuck would you buy that?
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 0:00, Reply)

Batter?
There are two kinds of deep-fried pizzas available in the West of Scotland. The Half-Pizza Supper has no batter. It's a simple half-pizza, deep fried and served on a bed of Glasgow Salad. The Pizza Crunch Supper, on the other hand, is a half-pizza, battered and deep fried. I'm not making this up.

Edit: The Pizza Crunch Supper is a quarter pizza. The half-pizza variant is a LARGE Pizza Crunch Supper. I'm reliably informed that the battered pizza has less fat in it due to the bread not soaking in as much thanks to the batter coating. Awesome.
(jaredearle There is no spork., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 0:22, Reply)

pizza crunch ftw !

( connor, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 5:43, Reply)

You want a half pizza supper
with no batter.

The crunchy pizza edge where it has been cut is the tastiest bit.
( Mystery_Bob, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:24, Reply)

i am well versed in the subtleties of thechip shop fried pizza.
don't worry.
( connor, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:02, Reply)

*vomits*

( Dekionplexis Inc. - Upload your memories at - XenoNET.333, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 0:01, Reply)

I'm up in Scotland in two weeks time...
and there is no way in hell I'm missing out on that beast. Looks delicious
( Furness Better than a bowl of sloppy sick, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 0:11, Reply)

that's fucking disgusting...
.
(Kung_Fu_Russ New song at soundcloud.com/slapdash !!!!!, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 0:53, Reply)

Knobbing christ in a fabergé barfbag!
That's like x3 your RDA calories in one box!
( Fishcat www.crabhat.net, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 0:59, Reply)

That's one of the funniest things I have ever heard

(mr sausage wanks merrily, not furiously, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 7:56, Reply)

heart attack-in-a-box!

( Mushroom, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:15, Reply)

nice

( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 4:55, Reply)

HOLY FUCK
I finally have a reason to respect the scottish.
( gronkpan EVERYONE PAY ATTENTION TO ME, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 5:07, Reply)

hahahahaha
Jock Monsieur!

hahahahaha
( giant_squid, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 6:52, Reply)

best name
ever
( KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:45, Reply)

It looks like the contents of a takeaway bin.

( Monty Propps is really looking forward to Qwisp day, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 8:16, Reply)

that's ridiculous
heart attack in a box.
( masakatsu, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 8:32, Reply)

That would look like a banquet when pissed.
And like roadkill when sober.
( pobblepop, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 8:35, Reply)

Dirty fucking cunts
I say we steal their oil and try and impose some sort of civilisation on them again. Clearances anyone?
(bogus official double hard bastard, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 8:52, Reply)

Good fucking god, so the rumors are all true!
But where's the deep fried battered Mars Bar of lore?
( WiL never wanted to be popular anyway, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:03, Reply)

thats it
im moving to scotland
( Reme Philips wants a new sig, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:51, Reply)

!
Have more chips with that.
( Flowerpot Tenor Lady, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:29, Reply)

Oh, the deep fried pizza
I contemplated ordering that one evening of studentdom in Glasgow, but saw the woman at the counter making it.

Now.

Not only is it a deep-fried half of Iceland cheapo pizza, but once cooked it is put into the heatbox above the fryer, [i]and sprinkled with even more cheese[/i].

Gruh.

Deep fried Opal Fruits had a certain charm to them though.
(Chanticleer, kept, awkwardly, pausing, on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 18:23, Reply)

So, did you eat it?!
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( My Future Self taste my jesus!, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 18:38, Reply)

Cheers
Installed the cache. Let's see how it does.
(jaredearle There is no spork., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 20:17, Reply)

Now I'm not one to turn down a greasy treat
but that looks horrible.
All the meat looks stale and dried out, especially the kebab...
edit: actually, the full size pics are much more appetizing.
Still a cholesterol bomb though.
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 19:02, Reply)

mmm ... kebabby-goodness
It was actually rather tasty and correctly cooked. The salad under the naan was a little flaccid, but so would you be if you spent half an hour under a hot bit of roast bread, weighed down with indeterminate animal parts and flanked by chips and pakora. Yes, the big secret is that I actually like Munchy Boxes. This wasn't my first or last.
(jaredearle There is no spork., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:16, Reply)

hahaha
There are three eateries within 5 minutes of me selling these.

It always gets rid of the difficult decision of what to have for tea.

EVERYTHING
( 4dam party, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:54, Reply)