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Asbo teen caged
The comments below are worth their weight in Chav gold.
So £1.20, or free if you are claiming benefits.
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Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:15,
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Haha
God help that poor girl whose parents are trying to talk her OUT of doing a physics degree...
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greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:24,
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This is glorious!
Are Plymouth discussion forums always this good?
" "HONICKNOWLE BORN AND BREAD" - hmm, well, he obviously didn't use his loaf! Guess he'll just have to roll with it!
Phil, Sutton Harbour "
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UltimateMonkey The official b3ta undercover CIA agent, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:25,
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Goodness me, he does look like a charming fellow!
Yet another refutation of the old "can't judge a book by its cover" thing.
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DrPrunesquallor The acceptable face of Scandinavian Black Metal, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:31,
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Ah the future's in safe hands...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:44,
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woo
"Miss Glanville explained that Danvers' main problem in the past had been consuming a mixture of alcohol and Valium. But she stressed he had not touched a drop of alcohol since he had been in custody."
He has however been ripped aff his tits on vallies the entire time!
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Alabaster Codify wouldn't piss on yr gums if yr teeth were on fire, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:32,
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Ah Honicknowle.
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany.
My mum used to work down there, meaning I had on occasion to walk to there from my school in Stoke. Never got mugged, but was verbally abused loads.
I cannot see any comments though...
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stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:31,
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Ah Honicknowle.
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
My mum used to work down there, meaning I had on occasion to walk to there from my school in Stoke. Never got mugged, but was verbally abused loads.
I cannot see any comments though...
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stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:31,
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Want Obama Girl? Save your energy!
If you want the keys to her heart, Obama Girl has a few requirements...
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nitroy2k, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:54,
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Well....
...I wasn't quite sure what to make of that.
It's half preachy, but then half amusing... with a woman presenting fullsome arguments for...
Oh dear. Nurse! It happened again!
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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:07,
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Screaming Lord Sutch ..Live at Wembly 1972
NSFW
songs: Great big coffin.
looking for Mary.
may contain gogo dancers and a stripper.
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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:52,
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oooh cool
I hadn't seen that. GREAT GOD WHAT A HAT!
This rendition of Jack the Ripper always cheers me up.
*click*
edit: link updated to the correct version
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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:36,
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glad someone appreciates this
monster rock n roll!
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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:44,
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Tracy Chapman
A blast from the past.
I can remember listening to her before she was famous. I remember watching her on Wogan where she came across as a sullen bitch - the reality was that she was probably bloody terrified. Taken out of the gutter and thrust into world-wide fame.
I chose this clip because it's her as I remember first seeing her. Short hair, sullen.
Watch some other, more recent, clips of her and the change is awesome.
Ms Chapman - You're the best female singer/songwriter EVA!
I'm glad that life's been good to you after a shit start.
Cheers
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Legless Is scared of Mister Stabby, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:33,
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she's all teh aces
gives me a shiver to listen to that voice again
(a very nice and welcome shiver that is) :)
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theswollenbeef there's a panty in my parts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:43,
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Although
it isn't close to Tracy, it's a chance to repost some of my work!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2i-CI59gGM&feature=channel_page
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TheSundaeLunch was last makin' woopie on:, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:08,
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You have a beautiful voice
and I love that video.
Respect to you :)
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Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:45,
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A modern Simone.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad cost the taxpayer £21.75 on, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:14,
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I hear they're remaking The Prisoner
This may be NSFW. I'm not sure.
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Cap'n, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:30,
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Surley his destiny involves
being found by the landlord one day investigating complaints about a smell, enveloped in rubber on the living room floor, having ashpixiated inside the one balloon that didn't burst
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The magic of chutney in a state of "not", Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:45,
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Miniature Golf
Nice little game.
I'd publish my score but it was so bad...
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Blackdogmanguitar - run you fat f*@k!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:05,
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135 is mine.
Now, show me yours ;-)
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@RBFesquire as seen having sexah time with your mum, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:16,
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Snap!
135 too - I thought that was rubbish and I'd keep it to myself :)
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Blackdogmanguitar - run you fat f*@k!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:29,
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90 woo
Very nice little game that
And I'm not bragging I just got lucky and almost aced the first few holes.
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The magic of chutney in a state of "not", Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:16,
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Dear Working Day
Though it has been a pleasure to be associated with you, I have to admit that our relationship must come to an end, for I can no longer give it the attention it deserves.
Sincerely
Enzyme.
143 :(
*bookmarks*
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:17,
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107
Woot
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Jinxy13 is hating the S key, right about now., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:44,
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127
Nice little game.
127 may have been score for second go, as got cross on first go...
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DrPrunesquallor The acceptable face of Scandinavian Black Metal, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:32,
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106
:) good game
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arrangedletters is not a daily mail reader..., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:38,
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105
first time I've ever enjoyed golf
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otl, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:23,
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124
woo!
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weaver. buy my games you slags!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:41,
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94
not bad
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Sharpo, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:45,
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103!
Yay!
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:45,
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103 too!
*dances*
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Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:07,
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103 three
:D
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Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:01,
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Can we make a 103 club
yes?
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Choc Ice Mixing business with leather, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:24,
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86
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tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:45,
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87
curses! :D
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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:14,
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80
Unlucky 13th hole cost me 8 shots :/
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annexed, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:54,
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Gah!
87 as well.
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badge 3.141592653589793238462643383279, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:04,
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99
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bogus official jejus was born in a stable but he wossant A horse, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:57,
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124
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Darklord, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:33,
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299
i beat u all
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goonbreath, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:24,
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The Sun gets hoaxed over googlemap.
Guy writes to The Sun with a story of a women catching her husband cheating on her by using googlemap, Sun runs story without checking any facts (what a surprise)
Even gets mentioned on cnet: news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-10207927-71.html
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:15,
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Yeah alright mate, cheers!
"Also, note how I used words like “mates” and “cheers”. This lulls the Brits into a false sense of security"
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McMongMac a member of Cunts of the Internet, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:43,
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Well it worked on whomever was taking messages at The Sun that day!
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WiL Pantheist Bi Polar Polyamoric Pansexual, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:49,
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To be honest, though, words like
"mandatory" and "cauliflower" would confuse people who work for/read The Sun.
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DrPrunesquallor The acceptable face of Scandinavian Black Metal, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:14,
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:D
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The magic of chutney in a state of "not", Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:17,
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jack.
What kind of rubbish is this advert on the telly? "An extrememly impressive 2.5%" on an ISA (TAX FREE!) oooooh, that's impressive. I've got bum hairs that grow more than that in a year. I know where I'll be putting MY money.
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:52,
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i didn't think it was possible for the Sun to get worse
but wow, the end of that article:
"And yesterday The Sun told how a fleet of UFOs was spotted on Street View hovering over an East London bookies. "
if you worked for the sun would you tell anyone?
"
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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:20,
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That bit
kind of makes you wonder who's hoaxing who...
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Cap'n, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:22,
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Apart from the comment about Victoria beckham
this is fantastic if completely unsurprising.
The tabloids will jump on anything remotely 'fashionable' without checking stuff out.
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Joe Scaramanga Nothin's gonna stop me gettin' to the Caymans, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:58,
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I bought a copy of the Sun today
(I do have a reason for this, which you might see later...)
I didn't realise quite how badly written, researched and executed this right wing propaganda machine really was.
I felt dirty for reading it.
Seems to me that if you treat people like morons, they'll behave like morons. Ban this sick filth etc!
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HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:26,
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Steam Fairs!
I posted this some time last year, and just stumbled across this again. This is the very best world internet site, ever. No joke.
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RocketSurgeon is a Negatron, not an Optimist Prime, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:08,
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I have to admit
I fuggin love steam fairs and vintage rallies.
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The magic of chutney in a state of "not", Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:12,
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That is a seriously good site.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:18,
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Fred Dibnah would be FWAPPING in his grave
www.youtube.com/watch?v=08uxZqiZq3M
;)
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Darklord, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:29,
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OH GOD
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weaver. buy my games you slags!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:40,
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I JUST CAME
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weaver. buy my games you slags!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:41,
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Zalgo?
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Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:48,
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phoof
it went everywhere, but it's lighter coloured
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weaver. buy my games you slags!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:49,
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"Although it's difficult to believe, some dumbos who email me actually think that I organise every one of these 500+ events myself; even though the organisers are often named below, and up to 20 events can take place on the same day. I suppose these same people think that I'm also responsible for the FA Cup Final, and the Miss World competition. If you have an IQ of less than minus 12, and you wish to exhibit at a steam fair, please don't ask me if you can come to any of my events or whether I can send details of all of my steam fairs. If you contact the organiser of the event directly, you are less likely to get a rude reply."
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tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:43,
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Hey Tac, can I bring my steam powered Iron
to exhibit on the May Day event in Cleethorpes?
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:54,
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Of course.
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tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:07,
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I have some Adobe internet steam crayons from 1684
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Darklord, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:09,
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Wonderful!
As can be appreciated, a steam fair without a chip van is like a monkey without a hat (or even worse).
NoooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooOO!!!!!
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:05,
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What's wrong with monkeys in hats?
Or are you contemplating a chip-less steam fair?
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DrPrunesquallor The acceptable face of Scandinavian Black Metal, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:12,
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The latter.
All moneys must have hats.
A monkey without a hat would be like a steam fair without a chip van.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:18,
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Postulate: all monkeys must have hats
Therefore: we must go forth into the jungles and zoos and firmly attach hats to monkeys.
It probably wouldn't be easy, but it would truly show our nearest relatives who is the boss.
All the hats should be either way too small or ridiculously outsized.
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DrPrunesquallor The acceptable face of Scandinavian Black Metal, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:26,
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Or balaclavas
Don't forget the balaclavas.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:28,
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Balaclavas might give them criminal intentions
With those small hands and evil eyes, anything could happen.
*ponders monkey jewel thieves*
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DrPrunesquallor The acceptable face of Scandinavian Black Metal, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:34,
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hat or a crown
see /board in about 20 mins :)
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theswollenbeef there's a panty in my parts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:39,
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Steam fair saved my home town last year
After the Pier burned down, the Steam Fair agreed to stay on for an extra month to keep the tourists in town.
Players!
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Joe Scaramanga Nothin's gonna stop me gettin' to the Caymans, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:59,
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Thor rolls a joint
I would embed it, but it's 2 meg...
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:55,
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who the hell puts the coach in after they've already rolled it?
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Lord_Munkee, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:57,
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Must be hyooge if he can drive a COACH in there...
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Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:07,
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you meant "roach"
didn't you...just you can't edit it.
:/
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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:45,
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I was wondering the
same thing.
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moogy boobles, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:02,
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My old housemate at uni used to do that
Every single roll was so terrible I refused to smoke his zoots
ooooo-er
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applehead herp derp, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:21,
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I've seen many people do it
It always irks me.
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mugwump, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:31,
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I do!
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McMongMac a member of Cunts of the Internet, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:47,
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I do - old skool ftw!
Five extra bonus points if you know why it's called a roach ... without resorting to the interweb, you naughty boy!!
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Puerile Digital Arts Community - Make sigs bold and link coloured! Now!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:25,
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Drugs are bad
MmmKay?
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Darklord, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:32,
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Fruit Juice Packaging
I think bananas are the devil incarnate and should be banned.
But you know what? If banana juice came in cartons like this I'd almost be tempted.

Almost.
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admiral crunch human slaves in an insect nation ah-aaah-ah-ah-aaa, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:39,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGMuIyBK5P4
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RocketSurgeon is a Negatron, not an Optimist Prime, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:09,
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oh
for
crying
out
loud.
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admiral crunch human slaves in an insect nation ah-aaah-ah-ah-aaa, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:35,
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What a twat!
The guy in the video, not you...
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LeightonJimbo is proud to be a b3tan, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:40,
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This^^
Also. Happy B3tday
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UltimateMonkey The official b3ta undercover CIA agent, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:49,
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CDC animation needed immediately...
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theswollenbeef there's a panty in my parts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:54,
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I see, I see...
along these lines, right?

damn shame I have no animation skillz
:(
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admiral crunch human slaves in an insect nation ah-aaah-ah-ah-aaa, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:03,
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yup :)
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theswollenbeef there's a panty in my parts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:14,
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what's wrong...
with bananas?
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bucsie, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:38,
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the smell
especially when they go a bit brown
:S
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admiral crunch human slaves in an insect nation ah-aaah-ah-ah-aaa, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:41,
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Nice link.
Thanks.
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LeightonJimbo is proud to be a b3tan, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:41,
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no problemo
happy candleday!
I think the designs are a few years old but I'd not seen them before. They're preeeety :)
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admiral crunch human slaves in an insect nation ah-aaah-ah-ah-aaa, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:46,
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Excellent work...
but funny name : Naoto Fukasawa!
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McMongMac a member of Cunts of the Internet, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:46,
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does this mean I score double?
:)
we are doing this for points, right?
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admiral crunch human slaves in an insect nation ah-aaah-ah-ah-aaa, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:24,
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The 8 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Amateur Music Videos
the guy who comments is a prick, still the videos are great
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Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:30,
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The vids are funny
but that guy (and I use this term advisedly) is a DOUCHEBAG.
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HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:44,
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America we stand as one
Can it be possible to top this for hilarity?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmGFVLZC3os
Angels, gravestones, firefighters in the clouds, it got it all.
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purple_gromit, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:06,
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GI Cooper? :)
Its fricking awesome!
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Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:01,
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I absolutely love Cracked.com
But the writers should stop being in their videos.
Horses on drugs! www.cracked.com/article_17032_7-species-that-get-high-more-than-we-do.html
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Cap'n, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:27,
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cracked is great
but as a general rule, cracked videos are crap
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:27,
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Giant Space Cock
or is it just me that sees this?
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DrPrunesquallor The acceptable face of Scandinavian Black Metal, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:23,
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No, that's the famous Bell-end Nebula (M10101) :D
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Bela Lugosi's Dad cost the taxpayer £21.75 on, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:25,
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Creme Egg Challenge stream
Anyone else gonna come and watch him get nowhere close?
Starts at 1
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B3taByter Meh, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:22,
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Already got the page open!
:D
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LeightonJimbo is proud to be a b3tan, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:36,
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It says 'On Air' now
But all I get is black still...
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Herman Blume is unique, just like everyone else, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:55,
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on now
^
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B3taByter Meh, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:59,
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black screen
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mookay drunk is SO last night, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:04,
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working for me
^
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B3taByter Meh, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:06,
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I think it needs some ports open
that work are never going to allow. Looking forward to this got me through my morning!
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Herman Blume is unique, just like everyone else, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:07,
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it seems as though
he quit after 4. Seismic fail
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B3taByter Meh, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:09,
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No live streaming for me
but can someone tell me when he starts being sick and drops down dead please?
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t0ria when I was a baby I was savaged by a turbot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:06,
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He's on his 5th
and feeling sick already
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B3taByter Meh, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:07,
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Seriously?
It was never going to work!
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t0ria when I was a baby I was savaged by a turbot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:15,
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He's given up at six!
LIGHTWEIGHT
I'm not happy.
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Monty Propps, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:22,
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Bonjour
is your cat still mouldy?
I bet I could eat more than 6, I've just had 3 penguin bars and still want chocolate.
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t0ria when I was a baby I was savaged by a turbot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:25,
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Getting better, thank god.
So could I, and we never saw the Egg supply... Hmmm...
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Monty Propps, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:28,
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What's happening fools?!
Why is your cat mouldy? My cat is upset - we got the cat box out of the basement the other day in preparation of moving home and he went mental when he saw it. Hasn't been the same since.
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Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:43,
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Bonjour to you to
Poor moggy, you keep moving him around :(
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t0ria when I was a baby I was savaged by a turbot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:47,
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hello all
did anyone else receive a strange gaz today, re: goat, cr3 etc?
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masakatsu, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:55,
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No nothing here
I'm intrigued!
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t0ria when I was a baby I was savaged by a turbot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:55,
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duly gazzed
as for your sig. I reckon that it was just a misunderstanding over classification of the movies. The experts all said it wasn't porn, so as far as Jacqui's concerned, it's porn.
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masakatsu, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:21,
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Yep
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Monty Propps, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:56,
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Yup.
It was from the goat himself under a new username.
I replied and got back a pretty respectful polite reply which was nice. I hereby remove myself from the situation.
/Hangs up do not disturb sign.
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Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:02,
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fair enough
just checking it wasn't only me then
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masakatsu, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:13,
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In fairness,
I replied in my best posh voice, dotted my T's and crossed my I's.
I usually get what I want when I'm nice. :D
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Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:17,
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She's go an ear infection, and a rather smelly one at that.
And we had cat box inspired cat panic too ;)
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Monty Propps, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:19,
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Uh oh -
We had the whole ear infection/ear drops business recently too. Rugby tackling my (BIG!) vicsious cat with a pair of oven mitts on was a particulaly fun game, normally with 3 or more players...
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Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:26,
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off air
already?
Anyone else not seeing the stream any more?
www.doodle.com/tn2mqi6pkcqauwxr
and heironymus bosch is the winner!
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admiral crunch human slaves in an insect nation ah-aaah-ah-ah-aaa, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:09,
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correction
fluffsta wins in a 16th-minute final death throe
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admiral crunch human slaves in an insect nation ah-aaah-ah-ah-aaa, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:17,
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oh for crying out loud
Friz, you are a sly one
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admiral crunch human slaves in an insect nation ah-aaah-ah-ah-aaa, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:21,
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failed at 4
for shame
edit: and now his shoe is on his head, a clear victory for copy and paste
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Reme Philips wants a new sig, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:10,
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Hahaha utter fail
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masakatsu, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:11,
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That wasn't
As eggciting as I'd expected
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otl, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:14,
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Doesn't he look a bit like the bloke from Coldplay
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masakatsu, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:15,
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eggstremely
And I don't like Coldplay
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otl, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:19,
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I'm severley dissapointed
It's no yoke.
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Monty Propps, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:25,
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I shell have to put a stop to this.
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:49,
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Hahahah.
The phonecall was excellent.
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Noctu || audiorape, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:12,
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SHOES ON HEAD
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WormuIus Handsome, Gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:13,
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boring sod
won't put his shoes on his head :(
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admiral crunch human slaves in an insect nation ah-aaah-ah-ah-aaa, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:15,
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he did in the end
makes up for the failure a little
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Reme Philips wants a new sig, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:27,
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huzzah!
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admiral crunch human slaves in an insect nation ah-aaah-ah-ah-aaa, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:29,
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Epic Fail
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Dang, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:13,
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Epic Fail
I thought he would at least get to double figures
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Sharpo, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:15,
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SHOE ON HEAD!
At least give us that, don't let this be a complete waste of time.
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Zuowan, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:18,
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Fail slightly mitigated.

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Zuowan, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:22,
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Chris Martin FAIL
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t0ria when I was a baby I was savaged by a turbot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:25,
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If he let himself vomit I would've forgiven him, but he just gave up.
Boooo!
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Zuowan, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:27,
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Precisely
BOOOOO!
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Monty Propps, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:29,
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I'm gonna do it.
Thatll learn him.
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@RBFesquire as seen having sexah time with your mum, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:41,
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6 FUCKING EGGS!!! THEN GAVE UP!!!
Right, gauntlet set.
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@RBFesquire as seen having sexah time with your mum, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:21,
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Amazing!
And apparently, it's "goodbye for ever".
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[sic] You're ad here?, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:22,
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EPIC failiure
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mrmatt is so repugnant and has put himself on 'ignore' .., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:21,
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img5.imageshack.us/img5/1938/failajx.jpg
EDIT: not mine just popped up in the chat and tickled me
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Dang, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:22,
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Nooo
I was rooting for him to continue!
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Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:22,
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hahah
I can't believe he put a shoe on his head!
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Mr Bojangles Of London Town, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:22,
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The shoe went on the head
but he switched it off after 20 minutes
Fail
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Darklord, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:22,
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banging on for weeks
getting publicity for this amazing stunt and giving up at 6.. what a cunt...
didnt even go till he threw up, just gave up!
EPIC FAIL!
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Lord_Munkee, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:03,
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We and the whole internets
Should find out where he lives and go round and hurl creme eggs at his house. That was pathetic.
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Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:22,
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My podcast.
I made this!
I've just uploaded the latest episode. Feedback'd be lovely. Feel free to email me or comment in the blog or whatever.
Love you. Thank you. Bye.
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baldmonkey LEMSIP AND VIENNESE WHIRLS ALL ROUND., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:04,
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I wish this video
was actually a joke..
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Polyphant, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:41,
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I wonder what happens if you run the text through the bureaucratic bullshit detector?
A system meltdown-inducing result overload?
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symbiotic_alien is running on empty..., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:55,
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ker-ist!
If you did that, chances are you'd crash the entire internet...
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UltimateMonkey The official b3ta undercover CIA agent, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:56,
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A Whole New World
A guy sings both male and female parts in the Disney movie, Aladdin. It's almost definitely GC with a gajillion views, but it's new to me and hasn't been posted on B3TA yet by the looks of it.
Edit: I'll take it down if everyone's seen it.
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The Angel Frog, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:33,
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I remember seeing this
and being slightly bored at the start by an over-enthusiastic singer...
Cue jaw-drop when he switches range and the reason for the vid becomes apparent.
GC for me, but no harm in seeing it again ;)
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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:41,
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I think
you can only be overly enthusiastic when singing this song. And he totally hits that falsetto perfectly :)
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The Angel Frog, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:47,
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Don't take it down
I want to watch it when I get home and I'll forget if its not here.
This is my plea.
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Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:47,
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That guys got talent!
I've never seen it before.
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Mrs. Sp@m, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:48,
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It's interesting who you ask
but there's a specific age group where if you ask them what their favorite Disney movie is, they'll all say Aladdin. I fall right into this group.
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The Angel Frog, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:52,
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Nah,
It's gotta be Jungle Book or Robin Hood.
Or Little Mermaid.
Or Dumbo.
Or Pinocchio.
/Gah! Too many!
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Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:55,
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Lion King
Epic.
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Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:04,
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Incredibles!
If that counts.
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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:18,
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Oh.My.Fucking.God.
I had a half suspicion that he was miming, until he went straight from female to male.
clickity
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@RBFesquire as seen having sexah time with your mum, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:10,
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OH MY GOD
KILL IT WITH FIRE
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iainhasaface is freezing, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:32,
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s'great
But I wish he wouldn't sing to camera - it's like he's singing to me
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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:35,
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he's doing that
boy-band-tilt-head-forward-lazy-eyelid-pout thing
bleurgh :(
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admiral crunch human slaves in an insect nation ah-aaah-ah-ah-aaa, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:55,
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Looks like...
www.lazytownpoint.com/img/RobPg.jpg
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hiraeth SPACE £19.99. I say yer buy one yer get one free, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:45,
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Goood skills.
Fucking hate that song though.
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Zuowan, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:06,
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"surely they can't sink further"?
Yes, yes they can.
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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:32,
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Emperor's new clothes
that is all.
Just goes to show that Rob Brydon and Ruth Jones are the two stars of "Gavin and Stacey". And Alison Steadman. And the bloke who's Gavin's dad.
But certainly not these two. Oh no.
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DrPrunesquallor The acceptable face of Scandinavian Black Metal, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:41,
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LOOK AT MY FAT BELLY LOL
That guy is such a bell end.
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Sharpo, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:03,
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worst comedy show ever?
Must be a joint tie with that Russ Abbott UK version of Married with Children, The Upper Hand and anything with Keith Lemon.
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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:16,
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I didn't watch it
the adverts made it look dreadful, that's never a good sign. I imagine it was dire though. I'd nominate 2008's 'Lab Rats' as one of the worst ever comedy shows, utter dogshit.
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Sharpo, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:21,
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What about Hale and Pace?
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purple_gromit, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:09,
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He's not a bell end, he's a genius
He's paid loads of money to essentially stand about and be fat.
I've been stood about being fat for years and no-one's given me a bean.
Bastards.
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DrPrunesquallor The acceptable face of Scandinavian Black Metal, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:19,
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At least in the 80s
Bella Emburg did it with style.
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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:22,
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I wonder if she's still as hot now as she was then?
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DrPrunesquallor The acceptable face of Scandinavian Black Metal, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:33,
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WiL Pantheist Bi Polar Polyamoric Pansexual, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:43,
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8-BIT Waterslide in REAL LIFE!
I made this!
Thought you might enjoy this video we made for a competition. Feel free to vote (the most votes wins) but most importantly I hope you get a few laughs from it :)
Tea&Cheese
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teaandcheese, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:20,
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heh!
thats rather good!
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discodaz if you voted for cameron, you are a CUNT!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:24,
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^^This!
*clicks*
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Blackdogmanguitar - run you fat f*@k!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:27,
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badass!
feel the power of my green thumb :)
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Hol[]y - relax, turn around and take my hand, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:28,
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i really liked that \o/
one green thumb for you!
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Lord_Munkee, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:28,
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Excellent
This makes me happy :D
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Sneezy Badger can't wait to quit his job on, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:33,
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^this
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mrmatt is so repugnant and has put himself on 'ignore' .., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:38,
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^that
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Jimmer still not dead at, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 10:04,
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That was charming
click
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UltimateMonkey The official b3ta undercover CIA agent, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:37,
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^this
Excellent work. Go to the top of the class, and see me in my study later.
*click*
edit: have voted (I think)
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DrPrunesquallor The acceptable face of Scandinavian Black Metal, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:45,
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This is BRILLIANT!
*duly voted for*
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FoldsFive, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:42,
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^ this, hard
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masakatsu, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:53,
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Nice!
:D
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LeightonJimbo is proud to be a b3tan, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:50,
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Happy b3taday :D
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Bela Lugosi's Dad cost the taxpayer £21.75 on, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:03,
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Cheers, mate!
:D
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LeightonJimbo is proud to be a b3tan, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:36,
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This is VERY Good
You get a click and a vote in the competition thingie too. I hope you win!
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Sheep!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:51,
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This is also splendid
*votes*
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bogus official jejus was born in a stable but he wossant A horse, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:57,
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Goddamn this is good.
Love the bit at 0:57 when you just throw it.
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Cap'n, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:00,
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Cheers!
Thanks guys,
If views are anything to go by, we're up against one or two videos that could take it, so every vote counts.
Thank you and feel free to tell everyone about 8-bit waterslide:)
Cheers
Tea&Cheese
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teaandcheese, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:09,
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very well done
that's brilliant!
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pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:07,
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That is AWESOME!
everything is perfect with this, i love it!
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Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:15,
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This is fucking amazing
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Nickalollyoff http://seventrousers.wordpress.com, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:23,
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This is great
You've earned two clicks. One here and one on the competition.
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Supergyrations, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:16,
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Nicely!
Duly voted, I think.
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TheSundaeLunch was last makin' woopie on:, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:20,
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This is sheer and utter atomic genious to infinity
literally!
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WiL Pantheist Bi Polar Polyamoric Pansexual, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:45,
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Cheers fella:)
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teaandcheese, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:50,
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And voted for btw
:D
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WiL Pantheist Bi Polar Polyamoric Pansexual, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:00,
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Thanks dude! we're biting our nails about this competition so every vote makes us feel...well, slightly less nervous:) cheers!
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teaandcheese, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:21,
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yay and great
here's the direct link for voting
www.gmodules.com/gadgets/ifr?url=http://www.google.com/reviews/polls/v2/contest/user/barclaycardcreate/gadgetfw.xml&hl=en_GB#lkYVazguJCY
edit: oh for fucking fucks fucking sake why can't you fucking link to the fucking one that you want to fucking vote for?
i'm hardly going to be on the fucking Barclay's site going, oooo my cunt i'm bored i hope the barclay card website has some videos of waterslide related short films am i? you fucking cunts barclay card; just fucking sort it out so you can link directly to the movie, i don't want your fucking card and never will, i just want to give credit where it's due before it becomes another yoof oriented spokesperson for urban debt.
you cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunts.
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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:31,
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HAHAHAHAHA - awesome, I know the frustration! Thanks for the efforts though, much appreciated:)
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teaandcheese, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:59,
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That was great!
Have a vote :) Good luck with it all
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spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:15,
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Cheers, we need all the luck we can get:)
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teaandcheese, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:25,
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ha ha!
that's excellent!
have a vote
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finnbar always employs the double tap, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 15:51,
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Haha!
Must've taken ages.
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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 16:19,
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Haha, fantastic! I love the RAMPAGE ending
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thing in a jar prepare the mindbeam!, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 16:41,
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That's so fab
amazing work!
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Kamikazee Killmouse, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 17:08,
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aces!
clicketyclickclick!
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goorf, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 0:19,
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i liked that lots.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 13:46,
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really really goddamned cool man
kudos to you. and welcome to b3ta!
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Agent Muu wants to kick shit at a pig, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 20:40,
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Love it!
Did you take samples from Marioland 2 GB?
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catbrain likes the hairy scratchings bestest, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:16,
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I say
Superbly done, my good sir!
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purplegod counting down for Christmas!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 22:24,
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Tilt Shift Mardi Gras.
I declare this slightly gay tilt shift tuesday.
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@RBFesquire as seen having sexah time with your mum, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:57,
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Slightly!?
Nicely done, but I got bored 2 minutes in, song shoulda been more disco or something dancefloor I felt.
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WiL Pantheist Bi Polar Polyamoric Pansexual, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:19,
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Big Train - teacher leaving
Classic
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Bela Lugosi's Dad cost the taxpayer £21.75 on, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:29,
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hahaha great stuff
Winnar! I've just found Portaccio :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzwzQkskasM
He really, really looked like Shakespeare.
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masakatsu, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:40,
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:D
Portaccio is my favourite Big Train sketch.
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Sharpo, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:31,
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BIG FAT SWEATY COCKS
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weaver. buy my games you slags!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:54,
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I can't remember how old this is
but the Fast show did almost exactly the same gag many years before.
I still remember biting my fist trying not to laugh during chapel at school after Olly whispered "big dog's cocks" as 'the rev' walked past.
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HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:33,
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Yeah
I thought there was something wrong with my brain when I saw this. I remember it very clearly with Mark Willams/Weasly in it.
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TheBoyTucker, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:16,
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