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This is a link post Hello NSFW I made this!
First time poster, long time, er, seer. Just wanted to share with you a very budgetly-made vid of mine, made in response to breaking up with my girlfriend not so long ago.

It's absolutely NSFW. And really quite grotesque.

Enjoy!
(Alabaster Codifier, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post O.O

(I helped save b3ta! weaver. needs to learn how to teach, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post 6.44 ffs, this is the internets!

(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
fucking aces
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee bad times, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
got bored. too long.
 (acid_kewpie has a trouser leg differential, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post That's quite catchy.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp get me back on button moooooon, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Top Stuff:)
Once the hiphop kicks in - woo! :)
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Wicked cheers for the feedback
Think I got carried away with the genie. His outift is something my mum wore in the 80s. Disturbing.
 (Alabaster Codifier, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post With a bare chest
and a Fez?
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp get me back on button moooooon, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm not sure...
I was a baby then so perhaps it was for ease of breastfeeding...
 (Alabaster Codifier, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:32, Reply)
This is a normal post One on each tit.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp get me back on button moooooon, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I find this highly disturbing.......
the guy was wearing an Ipswich Town shirt!

Top work though fella!..Very entertaining.
 (Wayland_smithy, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:02, Reply)
This is a link post Paul Merton with robots in China
ace!

only been watched half a million times
(morrybyte is sipping Magners at, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Skynet
Funding Bill is passed. The system goes on-line August 4th, 1997. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.
 (tedster, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahh
fears
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:08, Reply)
This is a link post 1000th post
Yay, this is the 1000th time I've spouted pish onto /links, so thought I'd post this video I'd never seen before.

It's 'Oh, Pretty Woman' by Roy Orbison with Bruce Springsteen, Tom Waits, Elvis Costello and many others. Hope you enjoy :)
(Alzo Vote Mitchell - http://tinyurl.com/l9oh3a, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm approaching my 5000th post.
I need to get out more :)
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post But that's because you spend most of your time shouting at those nasty boys who keep making videos about you!!
;)
 (Alzo Vote Mitchell - http://tinyurl.com/l9oh3a, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Who are they then?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps packs his lunch in a Sunblest bag, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Some really annoying folk who post here occasionally
I think they're called Minty Plopps, Daihatsu and Manky Minge or something like that ;)
 (Alzo Vote Mitchell - http://tinyurl.com/l9oh3a, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha Minty Plopps.
In other news, has anyone else noticed how much Andy Murray looks like Hans Klopek from The Burbs?


 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps packs his lunch in a Sunblest bag, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha - so he does
Why do people attempt to grow beards like that when they quite clearly cant?
 (Alzo Vote Mitchell - http://tinyurl.com/l9oh3a, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post They need to get out more too!

(I helped save b3ta! t0ria, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:14, Reply)
This is a normal post This is my 14389th post on here
Fuck.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps packs his lunch in a Sunblest bag, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody hell
and you've only been here for 1 month longer than me!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post A third of those are just variations on "Hahahaha!!!"

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps packs his lunch in a Sunblest bag, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Woo!
Nice pick too :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps packs his lunch in a Sunblest bag, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Got my 2nd b3ta day in a couple of weeks too
Think I'll post some scat porn for that!!
 (Alzo Vote Mitchell - http://tinyurl.com/l9oh3a, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post excellent
been bloody ages since i last saw this, i used to have the whole show on video but some scrote borrowed it and never returned it. cunts.

ta for posting.
 (discodaz has finally got a job!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:46, Reply)
This is a normal post ah yes, "Roy Orbison Black & White Night"
its on Amazon for around a fiver

www.amazon.co.uk/Roy-Orbison-Black-White-Night/dp/B00008Y4J6
 (I helped save b3ta! TBL My God, It's full of stars, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:12, Reply)
This is a link post Rabbit game
Guide the rabbit to the cake. Thats it. Only twist is, you have to record your actions before you see them. Nice little game for a friday
 (Lesbian Ham Exit, pursued by a bear on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats very cute.
The rabbit was thankful for my help :D
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post He is
a very friendly rabbit :D
 (Lesbian Ham Exit, pursued by a bear on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:29, Reply)
This is a link post F.A.O ernie_bollocks NSFW
OK, there - I've said it now....
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooooooooooooooooooh!

(I helped save b3ta! t0ria, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Handbags at dawn would be nice
But I have teh fear he may want to come around and stab my mum!
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant, and made by b3tan swedemason, too ;)
.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps packs his lunch in a Sunblest bag, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post hehe
I also like Bill Wyman's metal detector by the same chap:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiBBs_MogAc
 (Random Man, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Not enough swearing in it for my tastes

(I helped save b3ta! planearm, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:27, Reply)
This is a link post Adam and Joe's Alternative Tennis Grunts
seeing as it's the semis (fnarr)
(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows Do dolls ever go to Carribean islands? Barbie does, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I was creased when I listened to this first time
was waiting for some one to load it on youtube..

Have to say Adam's faux anger voice always makes me laugh aswell
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic Englishness means always having to say youre sorry, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Stephen!

(Dr.Tomzo was sick on a widow on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Just coming!

(I helped save b3ta! TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:11, Reply)
This is a link post An Unhappy Lynx
POSTING ON THE LYNX BOARD LOLS
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy bomb-fish, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Sweet baby Jesus and the orphans....
WTF?!?!!
 (Jimbotfu If his grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw one of these in a zoo once as a kid.
Only problem is I saw it last minute. I went running around the corner and we startled each other through the glass pane. Of course, I didn't realize there was glass at the time. I just saw huge animals a few feet away from me jump up and make an awful noise. I nearly fell over from running at an excited, happy pace to suddenly trying to run backwards in fear for my life.
I've never liked them since.
 (I helped save b3ta! combatcameraman He who laughs last thinks slowest!, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:35, Reply)
This is a normal post omg, that cat is a captive
it needs to be out delivering stuff!
 (Mendosa cis a unt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post *is thick as pigshit
watched the vid all the way through before it dawned on me "Lynx on the links board"
And it was even in the title.

*kills self to prevent further damage to the human gene pool.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel has had balls removed, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post "Nice Kitty, I'm not going to argue! Have all the tuna you want..."
Good god, and *spang*
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps packs his lunch in a Sunblest bag, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post note to self:
mimicing an angry animal = pain
 (I helped save b3ta! weaver. needs to learn how to teach, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post witch!

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
give me a shotgun, i'll krown her good
 (unreliablemonkeybutler, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post *cr0wn
Good reference
 (Al Fresco dances like your dad, only faster, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post 33 seconds in
I think the guy with the camera is panicking a bit!

Ha ha the lynx is called Ramsey.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha! I just heard that now, good spot! :)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps packs his lunch in a Sunblest bag, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Now I am back home
I have the luxury of both pictures and sound! Its a revelation.

At work I just get a blank box.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post "At work I just get a blank box."
o-O
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps packs his lunch in a Sunblest bag, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Dirty boy!
In your bed.
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp get me back on button moooooon, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:05, Reply)
This is a normal post such an amazing sound

(I helped save b3ta! hanke No, I'm Spasticus!, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:32, Reply)
This is a link post Steamshovel Harry I made this!
I set out to make funny but also difficult and sometimes annoying games, and this one really sure did. That's not a typo by the way.

I've made a few other games for e4 (Get Lost and The Curse of the Red Ninja) but this is the first one that's technically not functional, it's just a never-ending tutorial. Of course it's funnier when you don't tell the person you're sending it to that.

Let me know what you think, hopefully you hate it.
 (DigDugDang, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this.
After reading your post. :D
 (I helped save b3ta! cr3 history books forgot about us, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't beat it !
Yay !
 (I helped save b3ta! Valin Contemplating the thought of thinking of thought, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh I see!
well yes I hated it :)

(did the post say that before or did you edit it?)
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac is moving to Worthing, but not on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post It always said that
but thank you for asking!
 (DigDugDang, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post damn killed trying to get in the spacecraft?
I'll try again!
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac is moving to Worthing, but not on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Am "playing" it now.
Music / Lyrics FTW!
*EDIT* On "national anthem" now. ROFL.
 (Jimbotfu If his grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post takes FAR too long to get into the game....

(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee bad times, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Hope you're being ironical.

(Jimbotfu If his grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post i dont know what you mean... i gave up, got fed up with it
just wanted to play a game..
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee bad times, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought that too....
but did you read the description? That is where I failed! :)
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac is moving to Worthing, but not on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post This is extremely funny
Music is hilarious.

*click*
 (I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:28, Reply)
This is a link post Spine Song I made this!


This is the Spine Song! Hooray for spines! Aren;t spines brilliant? I done made a song about spines and how great they are! Yays! And it's got BUNNY RABBITS!
 (I helped save b3ta! Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE INVERTEBRATES????
Also - Song = Brilliance. Is funny and it makes me think. *click*
 (Jimbotfu If his grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I mock them!
HAHA! Spineless cretins!
 (I helped save b3ta! Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't forget - spines sometimes go wrong. Though it doesn't necessarilly spell the end of bunny mobility.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NJjdnbAvkk
 (Jimbotfu If his grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post go bunny go!

(I helped save b3ta! Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
isnt evolution cruel?
 (I helped save b3ta! Azathoth not such a bad name..., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Joel, you really are a special man. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad calm down, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post thankyou!
that's very kind of you!
 (I helped save b3ta! Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely :)
I especially like the bunny's Jason Bourne jumper look.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps packs his lunch in a Sunblest bag, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post He's very suave
innit
 (I helped save b3ta! Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Does he have flashbacks off knocking people off in various locations around europe?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps packs his lunch in a Sunblest bag, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post if by "knocking off"
you mean "trying to have sex with their shoes" then yes
 (I helped save b3ta! Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, he did appear rather cool, but his image has been somewhat sullied now.
Videos?
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps packs his lunch in a Sunblest bag, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
Absolutely brilliant as usual sir.
 (Lord Foolius wouldn't say boo to a goose, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post ooh thankyou very much!

(I helped save b3ta! Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Very fun-ducational :-)
are you setting the kids up to be surgeons or something?
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows Do dolls ever go to Carribean islands? Barbie does, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post yes, surgeons
but only able to perform a spinectomy
 (I helped save b3ta! Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post snails!!!
spineless little oiks!!! woo! and click!
 (skeltonator Mae fy hofrenfad yn llawn o lyswennod, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:29, Reply)
This is a normal post snaily idiots!
HAHA!
 (I helped save b3ta! Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:13, Reply)
This is a link post Lovely imaginative little flash cartoon.
Heaps of views but I hadn't see it. GC? Get Cocked.
(Jimbotfu If his grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post old as the hills
but still great.
instead of complaining about GC'ness, why don't people find all the other similar ones to reply with?
there's a 3d one that comes out of the screen that is pretty darn spiffy somewhere.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast sorted on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooh! Are there more? Yes please! What Toast said.

(Jimbotfu If his grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post here's a playlist of some
www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=07B6B3D36AD717CD&search_query=flash+stick+figure+attacks
although most are crossing over in to xaio xaio's wonderful territory
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast sorted on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post ah ha
you got to call GC and yet be moderate nay benevolent.
 (tickle i felt like a whore, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:40, Reply)
This is a link post Reliant Landspeeder (eBay auction).
Ronseal.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT
WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT.
 (Jimbotfu If his grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post haha for fecks sake!
i bet they used one in the original film too :)

(i love reliant robins)
 (Mendosa cis a unt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Love the comment..
.."I do like it, but ever since the XP-38 came out they just aren't in demand" :)
 (Dew & Stumplings You aint seen me .. right!?, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post That's fecking awesome
if I had money instead of a wife i'd buy it
 (I helped save b3ta! PhillieJoe Being clever is not as clever as being, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:46, Reply)
This is a link post breakfast transformer
GC? can someone explain again how to check?
(tickle i felt like a whore, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post citroen ad....
AICMFP
 (Mendosa cis a unt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post what?
what are you claiming your five pounds for? for being a cunt I guess :)
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac is moving to Worthing, but not on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post
''GC? can someone explain again how to check?''

Easy

1). Submit something
2). Wait for someone to tell you GC
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Top lols!
It wouldn't take long!


The tomato ass cheeks disturb me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu not Constantinople., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:21, Reply)
This is a link post Monkey Going Apeshit
The online reality tv series Debt Monkey comes to a chaotic conclusion.
(iamthemonkey is living in a low budget reality show, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post is it just me, or did that 'press conference' look completely fake?

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy CNC lathe? GAZ ME!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post
just the conference?
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
i also smell spam
 (I helped save b3ta! MrGomez The Original Arse Poet and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post
spam?

Cuprinol
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post so fake
the camera flashes look like post-production for a start... why? Is it supposed to look real?
 (I helped save b3ta! drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post No.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp get me back on button moooooon, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:03, Reply)
This is a link post Yakko from Animaniacs singing the countries of the world song.
Oldie but a goodie.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax fuck your fucking pie, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post What happened to that show?
It was one of the few cartoons that didn't qualify for the 'not as good as when I was young' category.
 (The Togaboy The world will end on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw no mention of Wales

(BombayMick was a cheeky tinker on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a principality
so doesn't count...I don't think.
I may be wrong mind.
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows Do dolls ever go to Carribean islands? Barbie does, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, all covered under UK.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax fuck your fucking pie, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post but but but
but it mentioned Scotland
 (BombayMick was a cheeky tinker on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post and Ireland too
but not Northern Ireland.
 (I helped save b3ta! Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post They do England and Scotland
but no Wales.

I think that it is because it is mythical place, yeah?
 (Sexy goat buman is exploding forth with great enthusiasm, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post EVEREYONE FROM WALES FUCKS WHALES
THE. END. it's no wonder no one mentions it ;)
 (Mendosa cis a unt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ original

(BombayMick was a cheeky tinker on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I told you he was a cunt!

(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac is moving to Worthing, but not on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep
But I wouldn't want to offend people in that group.
 (BombayMick was a cheeky tinker on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post what group?
cuntaholics?
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac is moving to Worthing, but not on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I fucking love this
I still have a Yakko soft toy somewhere
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post *bob's along*
fanspastic.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post That put a huge grin all over my face.
Thanks!
 (Dr.Tomzo was sick on a widow on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post A classic!
Should follow that with the state capitals song
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNUDDaEOvuY

and the great Wakkorotti
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JJcJIiQq2A&feature=PlayList&p=1FE5C0A0E34494B9&index=62
 (I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post surprised they mentioned palestine
wales is a lie
 (tickle i felt like a whore, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post There goes my Hollywood Run By Jews blog.

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad calm down, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post NARF!

(>NARF! Martha Monkey needs a good kicking, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Also they did 'forget'
to mention South Africa - in those years i guess it would have been under the heading 'boycott'?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tiffany Aching 's bowl of oatmeal tried to stare her down and won, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:28, Reply)
This is a link post Two midget wrestlers found dead in low-rent hotel room were 'murdered by female robbers'
What else does a newspaper headline need?
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Can't write, can't spell, no grammEr, no 'shop., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post headline of the year :-D

(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows Do dolls ever go to Carribean islands? Barbie does, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post
Metro has it better:


Wrestling midgets killed by fake hookers

Now it's got everything
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Awsome Photo
Too.

Poor Midgets.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Quote "The world of Mexican midget wrestling is in mourning..."
The more I know about the world, the more I realise I don't know.
 (I helped save b3ta! pobblepop, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post That gets the win.

(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Can't write, can't spell, no grammEr, no 'shop., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post
You're such a gent
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:05, Reply)
This is a link post Coldstream Guards play Thriller At Buckingham Palace

(I helped save b3ta! planearm, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post
Fake??

wierd sound quality, ie, too good, no direction
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks to be real
This also confirms that it is Wellington Barracks not Buckingham Palace (The Guards' museum is located in Wellington Barracks)

www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2514588/Watch-royal-military-band-play-Thriller-to-stunned-tourists-video-exclusive.html
 (I helped save b3ta! Super Grover Time machine..?I haven't invented any time machine, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post ha
these soliders have no funk.
 (tickle i felt like a whore, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post i like it.
a good brass band cover is never amiss.
 (oller, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post This is more realistic
www.mididatabase.com/19841988/pop/michaeljackson/Thriller.mid
edit, balls , no direct links

:)
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Forbidden
You don't have permission to access /19841988/pop/michaeljackson/Thriller.mid on this server.

:(
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril will fuck your GC in the A, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Really doesn't look like Buckingham Palace to me
Unless I'm being very stupid...

Looks like the place... I dunno what it's called.

If you're looking at the Palace, and go left, over a zebra crossing and onto the road which goes towards Parliament Square, there's a building which this looks like on the right hand side.

Either that, or I'm definately being very stupid.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah yes
Agreed - see below...
 (I helped save b3ta! Super Grover Time machine..?I haven't invented any time machine, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, that's the one I'm thinking of!
I'm glad I'm not going crazy...
 (I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm
That is not Buckingham Palace - at least it is not the front of Buckingham Palace. Looks more like Wellington Barracks next to St James' Park... they often do stuff like this, when they are bored presumably.
 (I helped save b3ta! Super Grover Time machine..?I haven't invented any time machine, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Well it's not as if
there's any wars to be fighting....
 (I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post And if there are, not that there is,
we will be the funkiest god damn army in the world. Our enemies will be bricking it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Super Grover Time machine..?I haven't invented any time machine, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post
We shall fight them on the middle-c's
We shall fight them on the b-flat...
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post All I can think is....
"The Coldest Stream Guards of them all
Sang God Save The Queen
Bloodsport for all!"
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Fed me pet food
Kit-E-Kat and Chum
 (Flobbit my arse is on fire, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Audio is 100%wrong
FAKE
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel has had balls removed, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I play in a band that plays much the same sort of stuff
I think it is legit - just a bad recording.

Now if they all did a Moonwalk in unison, that would just hit it!
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:52, Reply)
This is a link post Office Lingo Bingo! I made this!

I've been busy pissing about with PHP and MySQL and I've come up with the www.reponere.com/officebuzzword.php which is best used in Bingo format.

Useful if you're going to be stuck in any Friday afternoon meetings!
 (I helped save b3ta! busy phil, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post "Going Forward"
Every time someone says that it makes me want to rip my ears off.

We had some impressively incomprehensible bullshit in some minutes the other week.... hang on I'll go and find it.

Edit: Here you go, it starts like this-
"We own the future by using our circle of influence and positive energy to care for our part of the business. We will drive change and improvement and form a positive mindset" blah blah blah......

Also, Thematic reviews. They fucking love them here.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Where you're going wrong is
you should want to rip their ears off, not your own.

That'll learn 'em.
 (I helped save b3ta! DrPrunesquallor Laughing giddily on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I was asked for a "holistic approach" the other day...
It sounds painful... I'm still not sure what it means, but I nodded like I knew what I was being asked for.
 (I helped save b3ta! busy phil, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Try checking if it's what they really want....
...I suggest:

"Really? You want me to consider all possible impacts on everything? If it's going to be a truly holistic approach, this may take me some years to complete. Would you rather I just took a 'sensible' approach?"
 (prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha... I don't want to take him too literally...
He's also asked for some "face-time"! :S
 (I helped save b3ta! busy phil, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds filthy. :)

(I helped save b3ta! Bats is selling cheap computer bits. Gaz for details., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like you need to get Dirk Gently involved

(I helped save b3ta! DrPrunesquallor Laughing giddily on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahhh...
I was being asked to employ the fundamental interconnectedness of all things technique.
 (I helped save b3ta! busy phil, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I wish I could click 'I like this' for that^^.
And in other news, "How's your pussy?"*


*Molly Sugden memorial single enterdre.
 (I helped save b3ta! lion-cake in the jungle, the mighty jungle, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
Sneezing a lot but a bit better thanks
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Personal faves
This side of the fence
and
Ahead of the curve.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril will fuck your GC in the A, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like directions...

(I helped save b3ta! busy phil, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Testify!
I had to fill in a thing this week for work riddled with corporate BS.
Despite having an MA in English I needed to look up half the words.
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows Do dolls ever go to Carribean islands? Barbie does, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I find it's weird use of normal English words that's the problem
i.e. the words individually make sense, but when they are filtered through the business-brain their meaning becomes skewed and crooked.
 (I helped save b3ta! DrPrunesquallor Laughing giddily on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post one of my old managers was awful for doing these
to tame to urge to drive a pencil into my brain I created a lovely Excel spreadsheet tally and line chart
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows Do dolls ever go to Carribean islands? Barbie does, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Touch base' is the term which most vexes me

(Purple_Monkey_Voorhees Purple Monkeys need love too, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the rate that "touch base" caught on...
and it's a really abstract way of saying "chat"!?
 (I helped save b3ta! busy phil, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post The worst one is....
...utilise.

Why not just "use"?

I become almost as angry as when someone misuses reflexive pronouns.
 (prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Both my wife and myself to have troubles with reflexive pronouns...
*RUNS*
 (I helped save b3ta! busy phil, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:37, Reply)
This is a link post A Tower block musical I made this!
A short documentary about the residents of a tower block in Newcastle, onlly they sing their interviews accompinied by a small band.. hope peol like, the residents were really really brave
(antnhec, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Very good!
I enjoyed that, quite touching.
 (I helped save b3ta! pobblepop, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post So....
You touched yourself while watching that?
;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post it was great until the last cunt
he was so cunt like it made me bite into a glass and cut my mouth, that cunt!
 (Mendosa cis a unt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post When I read your replies
I can't help but hear them in the voice of a 10 year old who's just discovered swearing.
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney has decided that he is a CAGE FIGHTER!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post ^hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! DrPrunesquallor Laughing giddily on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
nicely
 (I helped save b3ta! pobblepop, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post This
Woo

Yay
 (BombayMick was a cheeky tinker on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post you are a cunt!

(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac is moving to Worthing, but not on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post
*sniggers*
 (BombayMick was a cheeky tinker on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post that was fucking quality

(tickle i felt like a whore, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I know that last guy!
His name is Stuart Littlefair. I briefly taught him Drama! Well done for getting him to do this. Fantastic :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Friz. http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post that's fab!
Simple idea too

any plans to make a full length version?
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows Do dolls ever go to Carribean islands? Barbie does, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post *clicks*
That was really moving... now do a DnB remix!
 (I helped save b3ta! busy phil, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post reamake
now that would be cool, could also get some money for effects and do a transformers version
 (antnhec, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post PUT A DONK ON IT

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:32, Reply)
This is a normal post love
this
 (mr wheatley ®, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:06, Reply)
This is a normal post enjoyed
that
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting stuff
That Ray chap was the shizzle

You made something ace
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:32, Reply)
This is a link post I think most people would agree
that this is a very nice top
 (I helped save b3ta! FishNChimps Achtung! Spitfeuer!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post a hahahaha!
On 27-Jun-09 at 11:10:55 BST, seller added the following information:

Thanks for all the very kind offers to collect in person to save on postage costs. Thanks for the many offers of a neclace to go with the top but sorry I don't like pearls
 (I helped save b3ta! DrPrunesquallor Laughing giddily on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post "A nice green top, ideal for a funeral or interview."
Ummm... yeah.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post
I'd hire her
 (I helped save b3ta! FishNChimps Achtung! Spitfeuer!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post My trousers just tightened slightly.
Ahem.
 (Jimbotfu If his grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post £99?
You can get something cheap like that in Camden market for a tenner.

And the top
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows Do dolls ever go to Carribean islands? Barbie does, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Badum
Tish!
 (I helped save b3ta! blackdogmanguitar 45 and feeling it, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Azathoth not such a bad name..., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you
I'll be here all week - try the fish :-P
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows Do dolls ever go to Carribean islands? Barbie does, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post
I like the way the picture has 'Enlarge' written under it...
 (BombayMick was a cheeky tinker on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post enlarge?
no thanks, i reckon they're big enough!

fnarf fnarf fnarf
 (Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I think B3TA members may have been taunting her as she's added some extra info.
"Thanks for the many offers of a neclace to go with the top but sorry I don't like pearls"
 (The Togaboy The world will end on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's a guy that owns the actual item
The seller profile is a fella and it's the only item on there.

hmmmmmm
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows Do dolls ever go to Carribean islands? Barbie does, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post oh bugger
i was thinking of bidding under the proviso that it's unwashed
 (I helped save b3ta! FishNChimps Achtung! Spitfeuer!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post ...nah...
...it's all stretched.
 (I helped save b3ta! AgeOwns TEDGlobal was fecking amazing, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:05, Reply)
This is a link post Sparkle sparkle. NSFW
Extremely NSFW, but bang on the money. I think I'll order two bottles!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles shmamocles, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post ARGH....
BOOBS AND NAKED MENS ON TEH LINKS BOARD.

Now my boss thinks I'm looking at pr0ns.
 (Jimbotfu If his grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:01, Reply)

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