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This is a link post The Army finally get's new rations!
It's about time. They look quite good actually.
I've not come across one yet though since the old ones have a shelf life of about 15 years.
I can see myself being a retired Colonel before I see one of these.
(I helped save b3ta! combatcameraman He who laughs last thinks slowest!, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Where's
the beer and porn?
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp inside the white bone, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I need some of these!
So handy when the zombies come/2012/Y2K :D

I love this kind of geekery!

also, upon retirement make sure you have a large mustache. I think you might get some kind of court marshal otherwise...
 (dreddpiratebob was causing trouble at Armada Breakaway on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
I believe that is written in to Queens Regulations somewhere.
 (I helped save b3ta! combatcameraman He who laughs last thinks slowest!, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I knew she wouldnt let us down!
The Queen!

*toasts
 (dreddpiratebob was causing trouble at Armada Breakaway on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Where are the biscuit browns?!
:(
 (I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder if I could sue
If I actually try and eat one of these with my eyes.
 (I helped save b3ta! combatcameraman He who laughs last thinks slowest!, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Quite interesting
Though when he's listing the different menues, he manages to make them sound like weapons to me...though I suppsoe you could say "moral is the most important weapon dear boy! what! what!" I think its because he says 6 Sihk-Hindu menus, which in my muddled brain isn't too far away from 6 heat-seeking menus

When I was a kid, my dad bought me a load of ration stuff after he went on some team building gubbins with the TA, I midnight snacked on that stuff for years, the chewing gum wasnt half bad, but i really liked the cookies. I found crap loads of sugar packets and powdered milk in my draws when I moved house a few years ago.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic Englishness means always having to say youre sorry, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha. Heat-seeking menus. That made me chuckle
I'm relieved you found 'powdered milk' in your draws and not drawers.
 (I helped save b3ta! combatcameraman He who laughs last thinks slowest!, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post creamer in my kecks you might say ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic Englishness means always having to say youre sorry, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Gash!
Why are guys on about 'gash'?
 (I helped save b3ta! PhoenixBlend, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post guys are always on about
gash
 (tickle will start his essay ten minutes from, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahah
thats a joke right?
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt I love mark! fuck jonny.. fool, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post ah, i remember the old rations
the boiled sweets were fab.
 (Lt. Shinysides will eat it later., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Fruity biscuits!!!
I worry about sending 'our boys' out to defend our country, and they're demanding veggie menus, fruity biscuits and capri-sun. Man up, you fuckers!
 (Kung_Fu_Russ soundcloud.com/slapdash, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ TICK

(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt I love mark! fuck jonny.. fool, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post So by that logic
You want them to be out fighting in Afghanistan, with shit food as well.
 (I helped save b3ta! combatcameraman He who laughs last thinks slowest!, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post the gay debate group is on tuesdays room 43 >>>>> third on the right

(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt I love mark! fuck jonny.. fool, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Ta!

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp inside the white bone, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post a/s/l?
;)
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt I love mark! fuck jonny.. fool, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post What time?
Do I need to bring anything?
 (I helped save b3ta! combatcameraman He who laughs last thinks slowest!, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post toof hurty of course!
a little rat pack tahini
and some of that dental gum would be spiffing!
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt I love mark! fuck jonny.. fool, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post OH FFS!!
Feedback forms! Dental chewing gum!
People eat with their mouths not eyes you fucking idiot slop jockey!!
Bean salad?
fucking A!
twat!
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt I love mark! fuck jonny.. fool, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Japnese compo rations knock this into touch
They have done so little apart from UNHCR work, you would not believe the luxury of rations they get. I got mates with them doing a job for the UN.
( good mates = can drink whiskey with the medics, they fall into heaps and you never mention the leglessness later).

Silly buggers said "this is japanese taste you not like" thats a brilliantly hot chilli! most times either it was heat or subtle flavour that an ignorant euro wouldn`t get, I did.
Although i did have what seemed a dusty fish that had been kept in a prossies underwear for a couple of months whilst working. This came from a small green sachet, I added water clenched my nose and kept face and swallowed all the soup,
 (tootired to be be bothered., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:41, Reply)
This is a link post (Nearly) zero effort Sickinews (see newsletter 385) I made this!
Just find the right subcategory on Sickipedia, copy the URL, stick "inurl:" in front of it and lob it into Google Insights with along a related search term...
 (KonkeyDong, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post what happened in feb 2004?

(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic Englishness means always having to say youre sorry, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post More to the point
What the hell happened in january 2006?

www.google.com/trends?q=anal+fisting
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:18, Reply)
This is a link post The Source code to Atari 7800 games
You possibly need to be a certain type of geek for this to appeal. "Hey baby, want to review some assembly code?"

I don't know if it compiles, and haven't got the time today to figure out how to go about it. But if you program, you might be interested in how it was done, if you were a gamer, you might like to see the voodoo that went into games like Joust, Dig Dug, or Commando.
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post http://www.zxspectrum.net/
ARGHHHHHHHH!
manic miner is still so hard
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt I love mark! fuck jonny.. fool, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha quality site
I've just had a nostalgic piracy notice off "Saboteur 2".
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post What are the controls?
He just keeps jumping :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin out of my head with nicotine withdrawal, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Found em
o for left p for right and nearly anyother buton for jump.

I can't even get past the first level :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin out of my head with nicotine withdrawal, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post q,a,o,p, space I think
in fact, that's what you said apart from q, a as up and down isn't used
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I downloaded a working spectrum emulator for the DS
I used to be able to complete manic miner, now I can only get as far as about the 7th level.

I can't even use any of the pokes for it as it doesn't load from a virtual tape :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Level 7 and above is dangerous for me
if i die i have a hissie fit like im hooked on wow!
The zx and crash were my life back then!
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt I love mark! fuck jonny.. fool, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool stuff
benfry.com/distellamap/ has some Atari 2600 games mapped out in an interesting style.
 (benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Assembly code doesn`t compile, it merely maps onto machine code
MC is the output of a true complier, not many of them these days they all use VM`s like pcode (one of the first) and an inner interpreter. Sorry, my pedantry just went off.
 (tootired to be be bothered., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:49, Reply)
This is a link post manba

(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:53, Reply)
This is a normal post needs less description!
/edit/ maybe not
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt I love mark! fuck jonny.. fool, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:57, Reply)
This is a normal post
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/video_and_audio/8132818.stm
 (mattcoxonline, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post LOL!!
try going out like that.
one outcome, raped or stabbed.
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt I love mark! fuck jonny.. fool, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Stabbed in the rape-hole.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp inside the white bone, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post yum!!

(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt I love mark! fuck jonny.. fool, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Good God!
You would actually consider raping that?
;P
 (I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Ganguro!

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast sorted on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:08, Reply)
This is a normal post wow
it actually looks worse when its done badly.
 (tickle will start his essay ten minutes from, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post
Special :-|
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Only just realised
the one on the right is a boy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp inside the white bone, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post The girl was actually quite pretty before she dressed herself up like a turd...
Shame. =/
 (I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 12:55, Reply)
This is a link post The new Dr Who theme
Why can't they just leave it alone? Every year they tweak it. They've gone too far this time though.
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 8:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm a Whovian and I....
APPROVE!
Ring the cloister bell, reverse the polarity etc etc.
 (magictoast, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:50, Reply)
This is a normal post That's fucking ace!

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga - One DAY Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of
"The Best Band You Never Heard in Your Life"-era Frank Zappa, and that's no bad thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla Do not drag squirrels into our argument!, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post that is skill
i likes dub :)
 (discodaz has finally got a job!, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely!
Reminds me of a Bill Bailey set piece, but that's no bad thing!
 (I helped save b3ta! WiL can take it all!, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post clicky^

(tootired to be be bothered., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 17:08, Reply)
This is a link post Geek Rage! (video)
Man gets shot in an Apple Store!
Just be careful out there you guys, MmmKay?
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 7:44, Reply)
This is a link post Air bag prank.
I always wanted to replace the airbag trigger in someone's car with a remote control switch. Then it's just a matter of waiting for them to reverse out of the driveway...
(The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:16, Reply)
This is a normal post
a broken coccyx is always funny ... not
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 7:02, Reply)
This is a normal post and for my next party trick
"put a mate in a wheelchair LOLs"

:(
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt I love mark! fuck jonny.. fool, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 7:34, Reply)
This is a normal post The 14 year old little girl inside of me giggled...
The rest of me thought "you fucked up your sofa, dickheads" !

*lurks for remixes over the next two weeks* ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 7:49, Reply)
This is a normal post THERE IS A 14 YEAR OLD GIRL INSIDE OF YOU!???!1?!?!??!

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post The other way round
but we don't talk about it.
 (scum_monkey will growl for money, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post ahh, that was very funny
he sounded like he was ok at the end..


Does make me wonder though.. would it blow your head off lets say if you fell asleep resting on your steering wheel and crashed?
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic Englishness means always having to say youre sorry, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:10, Reply)
This is a link post Charles Manson Sings
An amazing wasted talent (not)

:/
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:20, Reply)
This is a normal post they brought out albums of him and the family's music
weird stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Having listened to it many times
if you didn't know who it was you would just think it typical folksy-hippy-accoustic late 60's stuff.

www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=0485E8D5DC38E769&search_query=eyes+of+a+dreamer

Most of it can be found on the above link...
 (Flobbit my arse is on fire, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 12:25, Reply)
This is a link post Visualisation of Quick Sort
Ronseal.
(Knackerdwarf the great, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:59, Reply)
This is a normal post That is very good
nice find. Thnx.
 (Fred Trellis I am her son. Get over it., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice!

(benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:11, Reply)
This is a link post Teenagers mistake woman's sex screams for an attack...
Surely by the age of 17, you'd know what they are doing?
 (Scary, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:54, Reply)
This is a normal post !
brings a whole new meaning to "FUCK ME!"
 (BadgeMan, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:05, Reply)
This is a link post Drink North Korean Beer
It's the Fucking Bomb, so it is
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Korean beer is the drink de choisir in Mongolia
and it is just as hallucinogenic as this video implies.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:35, Reply)
This is a normal post they pour far too much head on that

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Beer advert,
or video editing suite demo reel?
 (benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:14, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah, makes me think of:
www.freefunnyvideo.org/video-clip/33bc65bf8d78622277c4/Simpsons-Japanese-Commercial.html
 (I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 8:55, Reply)
This is a link post Friday night game: Roly Poly Cannon 2
Yet another Physics Game but one that you can actually complete and then improve your score, all in under 30 minutes.

I got my total down to 89 but the records are require Rainman-like OCD to get a hole-in-one by trying to shoot from every single pixel on each level
 (ReallyEvilCanine looks like an upside-down question mark with hair, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post far too addictive

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post The music
makes me feel funny.
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt I love mark! fuck jonny.. fool, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I want it played at my funeral.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp inside the white bone, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:53, Reply)
This is a normal post noted!

(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt I love mark! fuck jonny.. fool, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 7:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice game, thanks! :)
I got down as far as 84, but have you seen the scoreboards?!?! Some freakish scores on there - I think 64 was the best... Yipes!
 (I helped save b3ta! kitaro loves you. Mwah! ^o^, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I got it down to 982
And had a lot of fun doing it.
 (Papagato RackSpanner, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:07, Reply)
This is a link post Things to say during sex
a big gif/t
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt I love mark! fuck jonny.. fool, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I shout YO GABBA GABBA repeatedly
getting louder towards climax. They never call back, even after I've paid them.
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp inside the white bone, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah
briliant
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Youre not as good as your sister
usually works.
 (I helped save b3ta! RBF esquire was sicked on by a unicorn on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:15, Reply)
This is a normal post
sister grandma
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp inside the white bone, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
grandma 5 year old daughter
 (I helped save b3ta! RBF esquire was sicked on by a unicorn on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
touché.
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp inside the white bone, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:25, Reply)
This is a normal post :-)

(I helped save b3ta! RBF esquire was sicked on by a unicorn on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:29, Reply)
This is a normal post :(
shes 3
-ed- sorry free
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt I love mark! fuck jonny.. fool, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:35, Reply)
This is a normal post At least she's not 5.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp inside the white bone, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Rambo
I like to shout 'ADRIAAAAAAAANNNNNN'
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu has more tshirts up www.swishswosh.com/JayTee, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I just pooped

(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt I love mark! fuck jonny.. fool, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:29, Reply)
This is a normal post That'll be
Rocky then?
 (The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:42, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
don't confuse the issue with facts
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 12:50, Reply)
This is a link post lovely bit of English

(I helped save b3ta! Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post pingles of metal carcass FTW!
Although I prefer sour cream and chives myself.
 (I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:45, Reply)
This is a normal post That is the best bit
That whole site is wonderful :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, and I suppose your Russian is perfect.
*creepy wink smile*
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp inside the white bone, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post BOOM shakalaka.
!
 (Mendosa cis a unt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes she is.

(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Alaska.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp inside the white bone, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Jakarta

(I helped save b3ta! megapowerskills is farming apple meat, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:25, Reply)
This is a normal post
englishrussia.com/?p=2998

N A U T I L U S P O M P L I U S
THE PRINCE OF SILENCE
 (I helped save b3ta! Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post They're brilliant.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp inside the white bone, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:20, Reply)
This is a link post Ferrets are shit at jumping

(I helped save b3ta! brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
A not so valiant attempt.
 (I helped save b3ta! combatcameraman He who laughs last thinks slowest!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Silly!
Poor chap's back claws slipped on the table top and thus propulsion energy was wasted.
 (Al Fresco dances like your dad, only faster, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahhahahahahaha
yeah they so are!!
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt I love mark! fuck jonny.. fool, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:43, Reply)
This is a link post DOOMWATCH I made this!
As described in the newsletter. Pulls in the news feed from the BBC News front page, counts the fear words, and lets you know exactly what you should be worrying about today, with convenient graphical representations of the size of the bricks you should be shitting. Essential for today's busy pessimist.

If you're not feeling quite scared enough, there's also a super-awesome Daily Mail option. Highly recommended.

EDIT:
Updated! Now the Daily Mail is default (it's funniest, let's face it). BBC News and Yahoo News are options on the drop-down, and you can also enter your own websites.
 (Tinlad, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post quality stuff
quick work too. difficult to read the bottom daily mail thing to be scared of. clicking. i'm going to check this every morning.
 (tickle will start his essay ten minutes from, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Ta
Altered it slightly, so the text should be slightly easier to read. Thanks for the feedback!
 (Tinlad, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:09, Reply)
This is a normal post wicked
it's perfect now.
 (tickle will start his essay ten minutes from, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Good work!!
I like this! I may never buy another paper again!!
 (magictoast, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Most splendourific!!
Although now my fear levels are raised mightily... ;D Oh, and the Daily Mail version is a work of comedy art!

*enclickens*
 (I helped save b3ta! kitaro loves you. Mwah! ^o^, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post fast ,fast, fast
and a click
 (I helped save b3ta! d70g, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post YaY

(b3tard Has converted to Reason, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Clickity click

(acab 591 hours til Christmas, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant work.
*clicks*
 (benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post This is good.
RSS?
 (rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post It is how Northerners say "Arse"

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:28, Reply)
This is a normal post using b3ta I should be really scared of.......................
DIANA............................wtf
 (Studentken is looking for motivation on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post This is wonderful!
Any chance of a graph to plot changes in doom?

I wish to buy shares in BBC Doom.
 (I helped save b3ta! Letum Spack Monkey, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks
There is a chance this will happen. I just need to get sufficiently bored again.
 (Tinlad, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Very Good, and quick too!
musta taken some hardcore skillz to make that, lets have a look at the code, hmmm
 (I helped save b3ta! kfk Kiss her? I am gonna DESTROY her!, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Not really, I'm not that great.
Essentially grabs the file, strips HTML tags (so it's pretty much just the textual content of the page left), iterates through an array of words, counting the occurrences, sorts the array in descending order and calculates the width/colour of the rectangle for each word based on the number of times it appears on the page.

There's also a basic caching system for the built-in news sources, so it only requests the page if it hasn't done so for more than 5 minutes.
 (Tinlad, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 20:16, Reply)
This is a link post Little girls
viewed lots, but this is rather disturbing.
(abignumber, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post ..and yet during much of the video, he is surrounded
..by four little men.
Definitely odd.
 (Fred Trellis I am her son. Get over it., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post American Dad sampling
Haha my husband just heard it and he made the connection to Patrick Stewart's character in American Dad singing that in the episode he's bonking Hayley - go amazingly useless trivia!
 (I helped save b3ta! Tiffany Aching 's bowl of oatmeal tried to stare her down and won, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay Oingo Boingo!
I will have to listen to them today now...
 (I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 11:15, Reply)
This is a link post Unpredictable Porridge
Website of John Peel's son, where users upload their original music and people vote 'em up or down. And, apparently, real "industry types" listen to them too: So that's nice.

I can't believe this isn't a big C of G, but search says no, so yah boo sucks.
 (I helped save b3ta! kfk Kiss her? I am gonna DESTROY her!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post *forwards to musical friend*
ta muchly!
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic Englishness means always having to say youre sorry, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post That's good stuff
I can see it's gonna hold my attention for several weeks, at least.
 (Theophilous Thunderwulf needs a better camera, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, me too
I was surprised I hadn't heard of it before
 (I helped save b3ta! kfk Kiss her? I am gonna DESTROY her!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:52, Reply)
This is a link post "The Social Network" (2011)
movie about Facebook; directed by David Fincher
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