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This is a link post Japanese Love Hotels NSFW
Over 70k views, but this made for entertaining viewing when it was sent to me. What's a japanese couple who still live with their parents to do when they want to play find the sausage?

Book a hotel for a dirty weekend it would appear - and it would seem quite the trade has been made out of this. They are also, coincidentally, one of the cheapest places to stay when you miss the last train in the cities...

NSFW if Hello Kitty bondage gear is frowned upon in your workplace.
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:08, Reply)
This is a normal post That looks disgusting and weird!
*Buys a ticket for Tokyo*
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post the missus and I tried to book into a hotel that seemed to have cheap rates but were refused "only japanese" we were told
i was thinking this was a bit racist, but found out later it was a love motel and the rates were by the hour
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may lemon lime and bitter disappointment, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:28, Reply)
This is a link post We Are Douchebags
Oh dear lord.
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
I am reminded of Brucie from GTAIV watching one of those.

Someone should do a UK version, "Fuckwits".
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty "Merry" Propps if you've got a field that don't yield, get up and, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:29, Reply)
This is a normal post isn't douchebag
one of the oddest insults ever?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
a bag containing water and bleach?
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is the bastard lovechild of griffin and moir, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post That's Katie Price's breast milk.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty "Merry" Propps if you've got a field that don't yield, get up and, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post ahahaha
explains a lot...
 (I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha!!

(I helped save b3ta! McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:14, Reply)
This is a normal post you bleach your mimsy?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douche
 (I helped save b3ta! Damoclaus is putting you all on the naughty list!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I see what you mean
But, a douche bag is a sanitary product for women, they flush the vaginal cavity with it so that it does not stink that much.
So I guess it would be pretty offensive to some people!

And then there's that other one "Dude"
As far as I know it's a North African Arabic word for "Camels Penis" (or Worm)

So, it always makes me smile when people say it to each other without realising the meaning of it!

: )
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post "they flush the vaginal cavity with it so that it does not stink that much."
that is a bit of a sexist comment. stink? jeez, glad i aint your missus.

further, it is unnecessary, as the vagina is self cleaning
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is the bastard lovechild of griffin and moir, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Like foreskin
The white bits drop out.

Eventually.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty "Merry" Propps if you've got a field that don't yield, get up and, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post i misread the title of your comment as
I Like Forskin. each to their own, as they say :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is the bastard lovechild of griffin and moir, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:54, Reply)
This is a normal post AKA
"Stilton Around The Rim"
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I've actually been investigating how you make your own cheese today
It seems the answer may have been on the tip of my cock, all along.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty "Merry" Propps if you've got a field that don't yield, get up and, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Add some Bacon and I'll sample it

(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll put you right behind Kerry Katona in the queue then

(I helped save b3ta! Monty "Merry" Propps if you've got a field that don't yield, get up and, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Scratch that,
figuratively, and literally. Have you noticed that the McCanns now seem to be looking for a small European girl, or Heather Locklear?

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8339258.stm
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I've been looking for a Heather Locklear lookalike since the
Mid eighties.

Ref:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HRSr8QuMxQ
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty "Merry" Propps if you've got a field that don't yield, get up and, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:14, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah not bad - going for the farrah hair
but not the real farrah fawcett!!

(my spelling may be awol here...)
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is the bastard lovechild of griffin and moir, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I call my friends Dude all the time
But I was educated at the University of Bill and Ted.
 (I helped save b3ta! red-nosed-azril will fuck your GC in the A, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 9:30, Reply)
This is a normal post lol
*click*
 (Colostomy Bag Explosion got bored of looking for porn on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:54, Reply)
This is a link post How not to Jet Wash your Car...
Dunno if this is fake or not...
(Dew & Stumplings You aint seen me .. right!?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Lulz
Very good!
 (I helped save b3ta! Chum Gnomesky Noam Noam Noam Noam..., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:22, Reply)
This is a link post Oh dear coffin dropped and chap falls down the hole
BOGOF maybe
(Please no window willy)
(tomma turn around an bite you every time, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post its the Ewoks in the background that make it for me
akoochi mama.

/hull
 (I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor has a direct effect on N-WASP and SNX9 function., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ I like this
woo woo woo wa wa
 (HoratioFellatio b3ta test my new site - www.escortmag.com (porn), Wed 4 Nov 2009, 8:17, Reply)
This is a normal post This is as old as All the interweb pipes put together
But the it still works for me

: )
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:36, Reply)
This is a link post Stop everything
There is a new channel 4 show on monday called The Execution Of Gary Glitter. Its talking about the death penalty

Wait, what.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dave! Dong Merrily on High HOLY FUCK!! NEW LINK!! http://bit.ly/Terror_ftw, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post What? Surely he can get his lawyers involved or something?

(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^What i was thinking ;|

(I helped save b3ta! Dave! Dong Merrily on High HOLY FUCK!! NEW LINK!! http://bit.ly/Terror_ftw, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:34, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
the show ends with Glitter being set on fire inside a large wicker phallus. ah fuck it, I'm off to watch brass eye
 (I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post WTF!?
Next a doco-drama based on what would happen if the BNP win the election, ending with Stephen Fry burned as a sex criminal alongside Derron Brown (not because he's gay just because he's lost all credibility since the lottery bullshit)!
 (I helped save b3ta! WiL thinks the odds are good for a white xmas, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:38, Reply)
This is a link post Black couple takes offence
If you are black, then surely it's not an insult to be described as such? If I was described as "white bloke" it wouldn't even enter my head to take offence at it.

But what amused me is... look at the receipt, the 4th item down... now there's a stereotype about black people! :D
 (I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Genius!

(spasticus delivered a big brown baby on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post At least they didn't mention the acne.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty "Merry" Propps if you've got a field that don't yield, get up and, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post hmmm
maybe "blk" meant "blackheads"...
 (I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:32, Reply)
This is a normal post hehe
i think the point they were trying to make was they were the only people dining upstairs...seems a bit odd to point out they are black if noone else is up there :P

Also the daily fail comments section hasnt changed much I see...all the racist/right wing comments get rated highly, all the sensible, more liberal ones get voted as terrible :)
 (Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah but what if
other couples had come in while they were having their starters?

And yeah, I think the site probably is on every BNP member's favourites list. Quite surprising they ran this story really... more what I would expect in the Guardian...
 (I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post But they weren't drinking
Unlike the white thugs that make our town centres no go areas.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty "Merry" Propps if you've got a field that don't yield, get up and, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post You obviously have the sharp-sightedness to notice the "black stereotype"...
but not the table number?
 (mr.dog[insert obligatory Christmas reference, such as tinsel, turkey leftovers or presents]shit Has just purchased www.mrdogsh.it, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:25, Reply)
This is a normal post BWOKEN BWITAIN
CAHNT EVEN SAH BLACK ANYMOAR!!!

SAVE AHS LITTLEJOHN!!!
 (Lt. Shinysides will eat it later., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post True story:
My friend John works in IT, he's gay, but he's not the kind of gay you can see coming, if you get my meaning. One of John's workmates has a bit of a problem with his sexuality and when someone came by asking how to recognise him amongst the others in the office he replied, 'He's the gay one'. Cue the visitor going straight up to John's boss, who's straight as a die but posh of voice and manner, and asking him if he's John.

John is the only one in the office who's got hair down to his ass and at 6ft 4" is by far the tallest, he's not exactly hard to spot nor describe.

It is rather easy to show your own prejudices via your own descriptions of someone, I can see how some folks might need to have a think about it before they speak (or in the above case, type).
 (I helped save b3ta! WiL thinks the odds are good for a white xmas, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I can see the point of describing the customer for recognistion
but couldn;t they have used: "spotty forehead" instead or would that of been more insulting then mentioning their skin colour?
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Can't write, can't spell, no grammEr, no 'shop., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 8:52, Reply)
This is a link post overkill
how one copper dealt with a drunk man sat in his car...

"Niles Leo Meservey, a 51-year-old resident of Stanwood, Washington, was drunk and belligerent when he slumped into the seat behind the steering wheel of his Corvette last June 10.

Meservey had been cut off by the bartender after he had inflicted his unwanted attention on a couple of women at a nearby club, briefly dragging one of them onto the dance floor."
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is the bastard lovechild of griffin and moir, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Quite literally overkill
Ouch.
 (Carol of the mrmonkfishs, or something smells like hammers, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems a very
one sided account, with an agenda to me. I'd need to read more before having a real opinion.
But a couple of things stand out; the writer thinks the policeman should have simply reached in the car and removed the keys. What and got a knife in throat? A bullet through the head? The guy had been boxed in, talked to for 5 mins and Tasered twice. Then STILL tried to drive away.
The police are not and should never be judge jury and executioners, but there is more to this story, I'd reckon.
 (I helped save b3ta! sundae_girl_2004 was a merchant of death, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:24, Reply)
This is a normal post i thought so too
but still...was there really any reason to shoot the guy so many times? Or even shoot him at all? What would British coppers do as they don't carry guns?
 (Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I have no agenda myself on this
but I did notice a few things that were odd. The article says the officer fired 8 shots from six feet. But the victim was shot 6 times, in the back. So he missed twice, from six feet. i WAS under the impression they used 6 shot revolvers as standard, but I'm happy to be corrected.
And in the back? while the guy was sitting in a car? From 6 feet? I've played enough computer games to know that isn't the best action. head shot through open window, shirley?

As for the amount of times, that does make sense. after you decide to shoot someone, you don't do it once with low velocity bullets and then ask 'did i get you?'
 (I helped save b3ta! sundae_girl_2004 was a merchant of death, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post i dont know why you think they use a 6 shooter...
answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080519170356AAv2loZ
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is the bastard lovechild of griffin and moir, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought they did for the very same reason
'real' criminals here in the UK do. You get to keep the cartridges. Often essensial in a court hearing. You don't want them being lost/found.
 (I helped save b3ta! sundae_girl_2004 was a merchant of death, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:55, Reply)
This is a normal post What would British coppers do as they don't carry guns?
Well not carrying guns means they have to have more dedication, so they'd have to kick him to death.
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes old borstal tie, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 2:02, Reply)
This is a normal post fucking ridiculous assessment
If the guy had a remote detonator for a bomb, fair enough - kill him. But a drunk guy in a car who isn't going anywhere (has just crashed into a mesh fence) and still has tazer bits in him is not enough of a threat to shoot at.

I'm sorry, but murdering someone as a pre-emptive strike is not something I'm willing to endorse in police, whether in this or any other case
 (I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Fair enough
but you would know about the bomb how? You would know about the shotgun on the passenger seat how? You'd know he was just drunk and not on crystal meth how?

I'm not defending the policeman; i just think this report is one sided.

Edit: also note not the cry for changing the system, the training, justice; but the 15 million dollar lawsuit.
 (I helped save b3ta! sundae_girl_2004 was a merchant of death, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:01, Reply)
This is a normal post From 6 feet behind the seat and a gun pointed at his back
I think it's fair to say you have to have some reasonable suspicion that your life is in danger before taking another's.
 (I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not disagreeing with you on that
i'm just pointing out that to be 6 feet behind someone in a corvette, you'd be in the boot. So i'd suggest that was incorrect reporting.
To fire 8 shots from a 6 shot gun would be incorrect reporting.
To suggest a fully trained officer would twice miss a static target from 6 feet is possible i suppose; but odd.
If the officer was to the side, to hit the victim in the back means he shot him through the door or the 'C' panel. This would be silly on a static target with his head and shoulders displayed through the window as the report suggests.
That's all. Just doesn't add up, logically.
 (I helped save b3ta! sundae_girl_2004 was a merchant of death, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post they guy was drunk and prolly
fell to one side after being hit several times, hence the last shots would miss
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is the bastard lovechild of griffin and moir, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:53, Reply)
This is a normal post You might well be right
although you can unload an automaic in what; 4 seconds? from 6 feet away? Even I wouldn't miss. Actually i probably would. I sometimes trip over and miss the ground.
 (I helped save b3ta! sundae_girl_2004 was a merchant of death, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:03, Reply)
This is a normal post it doesnt say a time
to read more:

www.kirotv.com/news/21438209/detail.html
heraldnet.com/article/20091029/NEWS01/710299907#Everett.police.witness.Officer.seemed.frustrated.before.shooting
heraldnet.com/article/20091027/NEWS01/710279887

"Officer Steven Klocker said Niles Meservey was drunk and “ornery” June 10, but didn't pose an immediate, lethal threat to officer Troy Meade or anyone else."

edit: this one has a pic of the seat at the side

heraldnet.com/article/20091027/NEWS01/710279887#Snohomish.County.police.officer.charged.in.killing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is the bastard lovechild of griffin and moir, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm happy to shut up
But i will point out that one of the links says he was shot 7 times. All i want is accurate reporting. Or The Truth as it is known. Then we can all decide.
 (I helped save b3ta! sundae_girl_2004 was a merchant of death, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:30, Reply)
This is a normal post the JFK assassination is the most researched shooting in history
so how many shots were fired and how many shooters?

perfect accuracy in reporting is impossible
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is the bastard lovechild of griffin and moir, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't get me started!
i must be the only person on the planet who thinks a troubled boy with a hunting rifle shot JFK with one bullet from a window as he drove by. I'm only backed by all the 'real' evidence there is! I'm so wacky.
 (I helped save b3ta! sundae_girl_2004 was a merchant of death, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:45, Reply)
This is a normal post lol
you, me, vince bugliosi and many many others. but the reports at the time had all manner of stuff in them, which is part of the reason for some of the conspiracy theories that abound. this is (i think) what i am getting at: there wil always be discrepancies in witness testimony and other reports on any event.
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is the bastard lovechild of griffin and moir, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you suggesting
that reporting might sometimes be wrong? That events might be seen differently?
You are so wrong my friend. let's talk about Jeebus and the word of God.
 (I helped save b3ta! sundae_girl_2004 was a merchant of death, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:59, Reply)
This is a normal post tell ,me more of this jeebus of which you speak
i am too busy reading volume XXV! if the Warren Commission to keep up...
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is the bastard lovechild of griffin and moir, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Jeebus
is right clever. OK he spoke a different language, and no one wrote it down at the time. But trust me. After you translate the anecdotes, make a few adjustments (Reed Sea was a swamp; anyone not in a chariot could cross that. Make it Red ED) it all makes sense.

Edit: this says it all.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPsY_nhTtxg
 (I helped save b3ta! sundae_girl_2004 was a merchant of death, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Like you both have pointed out, we're missing the other side of the story.
Short of the officer completely loosing it and shooting the guy for the hell of it, the article is completely missing why the officer decided to shoot.
Seems to me a likely scenario is that the driver had lurched forward in the car, into the fence, and would have been likely to be trying to reverse out (over the officer); which would explain why the article was at labor to point out the car "was boxed in".

Have news reports always had an agenda? The older i get, the less i seem to read of 'both' sides of a story. LeeRockwell.com obviously has a political stance, but we see it in almost every paper and TV news show. Are the facts so boring that they need to be presented with an opinion?

In the US policemen are 'allowed' lethal force if they believe their or anyone else's lives are threatened. In Australia, it's only when the officers life itself is threatened.
So handy tip for when you are in Oz, if your life is being threatened: hide behind a policeman.
 (I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:47, Reply)
This is a normal post nobody was threatened or in danger
"Officer Steven Klocker said Niles Meservey was drunk and “ornery” June 10, but didn't pose an immediate, lethal threat to officer Troy Meade or anyone else."

Klocker was there. he saw it all happen.
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is the bastard lovechild of griffin and moir, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps he had a beef
:0)
The truth is out there, but filtered through many levels before it reaches us as news (I'm not suggesting that the officer was correct in his action or otherwise)

Since we put cameras in our highway patrol cars, arrests have not increased, but successful prosecutions have exponentially.

I would like to see all officers with little cameras on.
it's probably massively impractical but i think it's a good way of really seeing what happened. albeit in a grainy camera-phone style way.
 (I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:09, Reply)
This is a normal post True,
But he had already displayed a total disregard for the law. They gave him a verbal warning, tasered him and he still tried to drive off. Not say that it was right to do but if the guy did have a gun it was probably going to be used a few minutes after he realised there was no way out. You never know what a drunk is going to do.
 (I helped save b3ta! bobzarkoff bobobobobobobobob, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I completely agree
When the drunk started the car and drove forward the car became a potential lethal weapon. No matter how boxed in it was it would have been possible to spin the steering wheel and reverse at an angle. A Corvette slamming backwards with the accelerator pedal to the floor will take your legs off if you happen to be between it and another heavy object.
You're drunk in a Corvette, the cops are there telling you to get out, then tasering you. It's time to give it up.
In an alternate reality, if the drunk had driven off & knocked down and killed a B3tan, we'd all be wishing him a long painful death.
 (Grindstaff, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:37, Reply)
This is a normal post That's an extremely slanted report, more opinions than facts, was it written by Jan Moir?
Maybe he died from gayness?
 (I helped save b3ta! WiL thinks the odds are good for a white xmas, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:31, Reply)
This is a link post Limerick from I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue 1992
Short clip. Has had me chuckling on and off for several days.
Get Flash player to hear the audio
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:30, Reply)
This is a normal post O_O

(Michael Ellis has specs like Sue Pollard, apparently., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:39, Reply)
This is a normal post was that willie rushton?
wow, listening to old clue on 7: he was seriously on another planet...
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is the bastard lovechild of griffin and moir, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post yes - from 1992

(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:52, Reply)
This is a link post Kasauti Zindagi Ki 17-11-08 Part 1 (Star Utsav)
Watchhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post *watched*
Is it a Soap Opera, like some kind of 'New-Delhi-Enders' or something?
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:10, Reply)
This is a normal post my cousin's girlfriend is asian, she's addicted to it and sometimes I find my self being captivated by it, ahahah
It's like an Asian Dallas.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I find myself watching it and really trying to focus, but gradually
my vision becomes fixated, and I lose all track of everything else I simply gaze in awe at the leading mens epic spray-fixed hairstyles.
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Lick a chimp, chump, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post aahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:40, Reply)
This is a link post I'm not usually a rally person. NSFW
But christ on a bike!
(nsfw due to colourful language)
(The Ear-Trumpet Wish's he was out drinking., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post it seems impossible to pass...
we don't have rallies over here...
 (I helped save b3ta! Fox G. Love http://www.lotophagi.com, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post They don't set off at the same time

5 minute intervals or some such

lovely display of quality swearage :))
 (Montyphuq, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know how much you know about rally
But i general idea is that you do a set course as fast as possible,
the quickest time wins.

It is also customary to let someone pass in that sort of situation.
 (The Ear-Trumpet Wish's he was out drinking., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post ah, ty
i know nothing about rallies :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Fox G. Love http://www.lotophagi.com, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post The only thing I know about Rally
is This close shave
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post None nearly as lucky as these guys...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JR_J05Q8iz0
 (I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Hellsbells!
That was very nearly someone's head off!
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Lick a chimp, chump, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Jaysus
The fuckin cunt!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats not a bike!

(I helped save b3ta! t0ria is looking for a copy of Trouble For Trumpets plz, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's compounded by the fact the Toyota then pushes past everyone
at the accident.
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Lick a chimp, chump, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post that is

the punchline

I really hope it was the same car
 (Montyphuq, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:44, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah, it is the same one.

(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Lick a chimp, chump, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Toyota?
the camera is in a nova, they were chasing a impreza, the crashed car is a ford. there was a toyota?
 (The Ear-Trumpet Wish's he was out drinking., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:09, Reply)
This is a normal post colorful language!
that's what i saw on salvia.
 (I am a cucumber. I am a cucumber, I am a cucumber, I'm a cucumber., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 2:25, Reply)
This is a normal post my experiences with that stuff
are scary, disturbing, and awesome
 (The Ear-Trumpet Wish's he was out drinking., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post makes me proud to be Oirish
such beautiful language!
 (KnackerJaws ______/\_______\O/______, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post such crazy rallies too
apparently
 (The Ear-Trumpet Wish's he was out drinking., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:10, Reply)
This is a link post I fancy seeing this film
despite it's unfortunate title.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
I think I would be disappointed when it didn't live up to it's translated title ;)

How's you, up for friday?
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty "Merry" Propps if you've got a field that don't yield, get up and, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm good
but can't make Friday :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Boo :(
Have you told Teh Mighty T?
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty "Merry" Propps if you've got a field that don't yield, get up and, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope, only found out for certain at about 3:00
I really wanted to face the music too but I'm not around.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:21, Reply)
This is a normal post *takes wank bullet*
*raises hand*

Remember...

*Falls*
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty "Merry" Propps if you've got a field that don't yield, get up and, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody hell
You don't have to take any wank bullets on my account.

But then again you like it dontcha, you filthy bitch!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh.. yes I do...
After what t0ria has seen... www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKJddb-qrhQ

I'm going to take it in THE NECK for that.

But then POA will be there, so it might not be that bad ;)

I fucking love it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty "Merry" Propps if you've got a field that don't yield, get up and, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:43, Reply)
This is a normal post .

(I helped save b3ta! t0ria is looking for a copy of Trouble For Trumpets plz, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Just let me have a slug of Blue Nun
Before you extract your punishment.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty "Merry" Propps if you've got a field that don't yield, get up and, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post You should be ashamed
that vid is not funny.
Not funny at all!


*scarpers*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
i have that spiritualized album
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is the bastard lovechild of griffin and moir, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:48, Reply)
This is a normal post the irony is
that I don't!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria is looking for a copy of Trouble For Trumpets plz, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post You need to talk to our set dresser, plentyofants, about that ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty "Merry" Propps if you've got a field that don't yield, get up and, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post .

(I helped save b3ta! t0ria is looking for a copy of Trouble For Trumpets plz, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Toldja, Mimsy.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty "Merry" Propps if you've got a field that don't yield, get up and, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Ohh
Fuck
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post It's alright, her keyboard's broken.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty "Merry" Propps if you've got a field that don't yield, get up and, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahhh
I just thought she was that smashed she could only understand

.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:56, Reply)
This is a link post Boris Johnson saves woman from yobs
This story has me so divided. I think Boris is a moron...but he actually did a good thing!

Bonus points for him calling the yobs 'oiks' :D
 (Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Never underestimate the power of Piffle.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty "Merry" Propps if you've got a field that don't yield, get up and, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post haha go johnsonator go!
i have always thought he's a legend and this just confirms it
 (Roopy all is not what it seams, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post The word "Oik"
Always reminds me of This @ 0:12 Seconds : )
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:22, Reply)
This is a normal post most politicians are genuinely nice people
party politics makes them appear like nasty bullies.
too long in power makes them go completely nutty like thatcher and brown.

problems with girls gangs..just days after they lock up Marlon King. the irony
 (pineapple_juice, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post oh for fucks sake
what kind of attack mob goes "oh shit, it's boris johnson on a bicycle, leg it!!!" anyway?

even when trying to be a hero, he's a pathetic moron.
 (Lt. Shinysides will eat it later., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post one from grange hill?

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is the bastard lovechild of griffin and moir, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post i think when you substitute "young girls" for "yobs" it puts it in more perspective
still, it was a nice gesture.
I lived in camden for years and would often see strange sights. I remember having a beer outside the good mixer, and saw a young black kid running up middle of the road. then chasing him, three older guys carrying among other things a cricket bat run past. I turned to my mate and said "what's that all about, then?"
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may lemon lime and bitter disappointment, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:35, Reply)
This is a link post Michael Jackson v Mr Bean stop motion animation
ronseal
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Genius

(I helped save b3ta! Last planearm Christmas, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:29, Reply)
This is a normal post
Superb!
 (Gamer_Girl, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Patrick Boivin
strikes again
 (KnackerJaws ______/\_______\O/______, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:44, Reply)
This is a normal post This is excellent!

(I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post i like this very much

(I helped save b3ta! Fox G. Love http://www.lotophagi.com, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Stunning!
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo underestimated how much hard work a PGCE is, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha Yes!
Excellent!

Now bring on the nutella!
 (Extinct Jesus Dossier has ballistic herpes, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 1:54, Reply)
This is a link post Pumpkin Remover - (Game)


Nice game, (20 levels). The idea is to get PAR score or drop the
rotten pumpkins & save the good ones in the least number of clicks.
 (Michelle Obama's Stalker STILL doesn't know how to use the linkify button., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post That was short and sweet
until I tried to hit par every time...
 (gingerfreak ego sum pedes tergiversatio pro Sarcalogosmass, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Same here
Levels 13 & 20 are the WORST.
 (Michelle Obama's Stalker STILL doesn't know how to use the linkify button., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:10, Reply)
This is a link post EA Rickrolls Yahtzee (AKA Zero Punctuation)
Good to know big companies still have a sense of humour
 (Roopy all is not what it seams, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Nice. And from EA of all people.
 (SomeLousyBum Bored Sig, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post nah, EA are cool now.
They've really turned themselves around. Sure, they still cynincally churn out annual sports franchises, but they've brought some nice new games and original IP lately. Dead Space, Dante's Inferno, Left 4 Dead, Army of Two.
 (Kung_Fu_Russ soundcloud.com/slapdash, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post That's like saying Mcdonalds
are alright now cause they have some meat in their burgers.

They're still shit, just slightly less morally shit than before.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Left 4 Dead is Valve
EA just make the disks for shops
 (I helped save b3ta! rebmcr formerly Lord of Teh 9, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably a better idea
than actually sending him the game.
 (Cap'n, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:50, Reply)
This is a link post Happy Birthday John Barry!
Have the theme from The Ipcress File... probably his finest moment

(I was going to post the trailer for Starcrash, one of his 'in it for the money' moments, but it's been posted before)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay
John Barry is brilliant
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled extraordinaire®, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Midnight Cowboy for me
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHhli0ORTIQ
 (mrmatt ho, fuckin, ho !! has been edging since, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post How can you not mention James Bond!

(I helped save b3ta! Last planearm Christmas, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was a given
and I'd avoid the obvious
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:51, Reply)
This is a link post Goat on a rope with a monkey on its back
Yep. Only a matter of time until Monkey lords rule the Earth.
(Sadeagle, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post And if it falls...
fuck it, it's only a goat.
 (Monkeysport2000, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:37, Reply)
This is a link post Loads and loads of pictures of zoo babies
Just in case your day needs some fluff to round it off
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled extraordinaire®, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post blimey, truly endless fluff!

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:19, Reply)
This is a link post Ferret Dance Extended Mix
Long ferret is long!
(Mongrel, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I really loved the original one of these
I'll comment about this one when I get home
 (I helped save b3ta! St.Minimus *France dance*, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Ferreting in my pants!
This has given me the horn!
Sqirty sqirty goodness!
 (stygof, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post words alone
can't describe how much i love this
 (That Random Guy Hmm how random, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Hooray!
This is awesome!
 (I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis got into the Christmas spirits *hic* on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Juuuust....
when I'd got that tune out of my head....

That's lully. I was disappointed to note that althrough Moog whatsthereface who did that cover are on Spotify, that particular track isn't :(

*Wanders off humming* Doo doo doo do-do doo-be-do-be doo dooo
 (I helped save b3ta! moogthedog, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post That
Has made my day *click*
 (Colostomy Bag Explosion got bored of looking for porn on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I love this :3

(I helped save b3ta! Dave! Dong Merrily on High HOLY FUCK!! NEW LINK!! http://bit.ly/Terror_ftw, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Although I'm familiar with Buddy Holly by Weezer
I still think this version of it sounds well like the music in Mystical Ninja starring Goeman (still my favourite N64 game ever).
 (Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I concur.
Awesome game.
 (Carol of the mrmonkfishs, or something smells like hammers, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 4:50, Reply)
This is a normal post This has quite simply,
put a great big smile on my face!
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post This is almost unbearably grin-inducing.
I've bookmarked it, and next time I'm down in the dumps I'm gonna watch it, and if it doesn't cheer me up I'm officially emo.
 (Theophilous "Merry Jesus's birthday, and a Happy Dawning of a New Solar Revolution" Thunderwulf needs a better camera, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 1:24, Reply)
This is a normal post YAY!
AGAIN! AGAIN!
 (N+1 For the Wu-Tang., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 3:10, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ this ^

(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows that would be an ecumenical matter, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 9:01, Reply)
This is a normal post This is the shit.
*click*, again...
 (Carol of the mrmonkfishs, or something smells like hammers, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 4:49, Reply)
This is a normal post This...
..has given me a happy!

Thankyou!
 (I helped save b3ta! ChiefWiggum typing random stuff, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Grinned like an idiot all the way through
and who wouldn't
 (I helped save b3ta! Tagnut full of beery goodness, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Moog Cookbook!
The tune is Moog Cookbook, how has no-one identified it yet?

Their cover of Black Hole Sun is probably best known, and is rather good.

Sorry, anorak I know, but if B3Ta can't appreciate a bit of Moog then who will?

WHO WILL?
 (fridgefreezer could tell you, but he'd have to kill you., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 22:45, Reply)
This is a link post MEGA DYKE INTRUSION
That is all.


(Something to do with Africa unzipping itself, but also an excellent piece of geological terminology)
 (admiral crunch tfs-sfw.com, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:17, Reply)

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