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This is a link post It's a trailer for my little company's new game, and I've done a song for it I made this!
The tune will likely annoy the shit out of you after about 30 seconds, so I apologise for that. I am also basically shilling for my company, so apologies for that too. We're rather pleased with the game itself, though. Have a play if you feel so inclined.
(I helped save b3ta! the_other_jeff_lebowski http://www.fineexcuses.com - rock goodness!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post :)
very apt
 (I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers
I couldn't argue that it's a deep song, mind you...
 (I helped save b3ta! the_other_jeff_lebowski http://www.fineexcuses.com - rock goodness!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:22, Reply)
This is a normal post It's probably more
fun to play.

The trailer isn't very exciting.
 (I helped save b3ta! alienheat, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, sorry about that
But have a go anyway, won't you
 (I helped save b3ta! the_other_jeff_lebowski http://www.fineexcuses.com - rock goodness!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:23, Reply)
This is a normal post reminds me of my pixel pushing past
nice sprites very old school
 (I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy is polishing the buddah, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Our artist borderlines refuses to work in anything but
So nearly everything we do looks pretty old-school!
 (I helped save b3ta! the_other_jeff_lebowski http://www.fineexcuses.com - rock goodness!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Did I just see a giant enemy crab? :D
Oddly, the game had just appeared in my feed reader via IndieGames. I'll give it a while later.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:47, Reply)
This is a link post Yoda Ono
I don't know why but some of Mrs Lennon's twitterings sonund more like the small green Jedi Master.

"Bless you for your sorrow its a sign of vulnerability. Share not with your family, direct not to yourself."
 (I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post She's as mad as a box of christmas tree lights
With frogs swimming in it
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post And leaping over fences on a miniature grand national course
With crash helmets.


The Mojo interview a month or two ago still left this jury thinking Jacobs.
 (tootired to be be bothered., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:17, Reply)
This is a link post BLACK DYNAMITE soundboard
"FREEZE! You jive time suckas!"


Downloadable soundbites from the film of the year.
 (I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito "DY-NO-MITE! DY-NO-MITE!", Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck yes
and it is the film of the fucking decade
 (I helped save b3ta! hanke a face like refried murder, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:30, Reply)
This is a link post The 10 Grossest Things That Can Grow On Your Body
Warning: the following shocking, graphic images make H1N1 look like a case of the sniffles. These are truly the 10 most gruesome and gory things that can happen to the human body. Bonus points if you make it past picture #5 without puking at least a little bit.
 (BrianGilmore, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post you really are a complete ranker

(I helped save b3ta! masakatsu, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post
I liked the joke on item #4...heartless. Just heartless (no pun intended).
 (BrianGilmore, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 5:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I believe you to be a filthy spammer.
oh yes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:45, Reply)
This is a normal post
You just couldn't handle the list, sir!
 (BrianGilmore, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 5:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Please

(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post meh
what a shit website
 (I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry to sound like /talk, but...
Fuck off
 (I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom - Fear him. b3ta exists in his fractal bum, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh noes....
I just clicked on that!

: (
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 13:46, Reply)
This is a link post What Your Beer Says About You
So it's Guys/Girl's Night Out. You're either out at the bars, or chilling with a case. Here's what your drink choice says about you to everyone else whether you like it or not.
 (BrianGilmore, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post What this says about you is that you are American.
And do not undertand the english language and the pan european concept of beer and bier, and ales.
Water hops malted barley and yeast, no rice no other adjuncts for strength with no flavour ( with a U).
We have this piss you drink also, but most with braincells choose no.

I must except certain sam adams and certain stroh brews ( bottled) and the many micro breweries that can legitimately call it "beer".

I`m amazed the lawyers have not had a field day on the others arses ( asses for our non english speakers rather than donkeys).

Budweiser is a case in point, another of Hitlers crimes against humanity, the injunction against the US wee wee factory from the many years original was assumed lapsed when he took them over in 39 (?)

I `m going to take my meds now
 (tootired to be be bothered., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I like my beer cold
Alright, while you may have some points about the history of beer and even flavor differences, you can't deny the social stigmas certain beers have in America. I didn't write this thing, but the guy who did was pretty spot on with his assumptions about the various beer drinkers.

I standby (most) of this list, my friends. I stand by it proud to be an American...okay, that's enough of that for me.

I'm going to go drink some beer now...perhaps a Stella.
 (BrianGilmore, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 5:39, Reply)
This is a link post Clowns for pounds
Keithy Clown talks about his buisness
(BrokenToaster, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post heh
i like that!
 (discodaz has finally got a job!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe it's just me...
..but isn't this the guy that plays Devvo?
 (Kung_Fu_Russ soundcloud.com/slapdash, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:05, Reply)
This is a normal post No it isn't.
real donnys dunt av t put it on.
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp inside the white bone, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:29, Reply)
This is a link post What were they thinking?
Surely a candidate for funny names corner?
 (nasalhair The Twix guy!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(Kung_Fu_Russ soundcloud.com/slapdash, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post This is so funny that I think it just gave me cancer.

(Peter_G Is scared shitless of 28 days/weeks later, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post That is marketing genius
I want to buy something off them right now just for their name.
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Turkey Boy has given Monty Propps a Fat Tony Hadley, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 16:06, Reply)
This is a link post How to confuse an idiot!

(I helped save b3ta! RBF esquire STEWART LEE TICKETS. TONITE IN PETERBOROUGH GAZ ME, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
the java script in it makes my computer run a bit slow though
 (Peter_G Is scared shitless of 28 days/weeks later, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:09, Reply)
This is a normal post
*confused*
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
This one is informative, too.

www.b3ta.com/links/How_to_confuse_an_idiot
 (clinty nine pound bacon hammer; a little too heavy, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post why link clikd?
o.
 (I helped save b3ta! alienheat, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:16, Reply)
This is a normal post wtf
was the point of that?
 (Onion Terror. This is not a signature, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:18, Reply)
This is a link post "First I dress up like a bat, than I scare the living bejeesus out of you."
fucking brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee is off to New York soonly!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:40, Reply)
This is a normal post : )
*giggles n' clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:46, Reply)
This is a normal post GE.NI.US

(I helped save b3ta! RBF esquire STEWART LEE TICKETS. TONITE IN PETERBOROUGH GAZ ME, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Love it

(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post 1:02 Is just fucking perfect.

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Went to Iceland. It rained., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Rémi Gaillard's ace.
Top stuff!
 (benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post That is ace
Watching the police car screech to a halt and back up is grand
 (I helped save b3ta! the_other_jeff_lebowski http://www.fineexcuses.com - rock goodness!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:36, Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:08, Reply)
This is a normal post bloody marvellous
fantastic.
Ooops I seem to have wet myself.
 (bogeypie likes swearing a lot., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post He's also a very good football player don't you know.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post That is the funniest thing I've seen in ages

(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 23:24, Reply)
This is a normal post The most
i've lolzed at anything in years.
 (Monkeysport2000, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I loved the part
where he fell over the flower planter!

Have a click
.
 (whiskas loved by 8 out of 10 cats, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 18:49, Reply)
This is a normal post
brilliant. And when he's flapping his wings it reminds me of this pterodactyl-porn from previous newsletter...
 (GrayGirl, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Remi is a legend!
The pranks he does puts everyone else to shame!
 (Aikon, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 0:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Good old Dom Joly

(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W thinks you're a liar (play it fucking loud), Sat 14 Nov 2009, 8:33, Reply)
This is a normal post That's cost me a pair of pants
The bloke deserves a medal.
 (yesyesyes, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 0:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Rémi Gaillard's an arse.
He takes funny ideas too far.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post it is worrisome
that it was so easy to film inside the women's rest room
 (commodified =*, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 16:27, Reply)
This is a link post Tar Barrels 2009- Ottery St Mary
Some footage of one of England's more insane traditions.
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:39, Reply)
This is a normal post aaah, great fun :-D

but why the emo soundtrack?
 (I helped save b3ta! Santa Claws ¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I quite like VAST....but it really doesnt work with vid....agreed.

(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't mind me, I'm just being flippant :)
It actually sounds quite cool over the slow-motion bits.

Here's one I made with some banjos in it
 (I helped save b3ta! Santa Claws ¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post 52 seconds in and just over the left shoulder of the barrel guy stood up...thats me.
...nice well done mate. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:41, Reply)
This is a normal post wow!
seriously?
 (I helped save b3ta! Santa Claws ¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:56, Reply)
This is a link post my 2 year old asked me this very question today
:/
 (I helped save b3ta! Super piat I am the owl, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Carbon dioxde in the air
will form carbonic acid when it comes in contact with water.

EDIT: have a wiki en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carbonic_acid
 (I helped save b3ta! willenium ,pipe smoking manliness, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Also, the piss fairy comes round
and does a tiny wee in your glass. If you leave it long enough it turns yellow!

Fact.
 (guffguff, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 19:35, Reply)
This is a normal post And the more obvious answer
the gasses in the water will dissipate over time. This includes any chlorine and fluorine that's been added to the water by the waterboard.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Also
I think you can taste the impurities in the water when it is warmer, cold things has less flavour for some reason, ie shots of vodka and whiskey from the freezer.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin out of my head with nicotine withdrawal, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Well.
Bad things Need to be cold to taste good.
Water, Lager, White Wine.

Good things need to be Warm(er)
Honey n Lemon, Ale, Red Wine.

Fact.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:55, Reply)
This is a link post The Demolition of Skyscraper
Not how Fred Dibnah would have done it, but still impressive
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Clearly an inside job

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Went to Iceland. It rained., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post The Dibnah link was great
He was sad to demolish it but still had a big bloody grin plastered all over his face when it can down :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin out of my head with nicotine withdrawal, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Blatantly a fire on the 40th floor causing the steel supports to melt and weaken.

(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Damn those pesky zionist plotters...

(PhosphorBurnedEyes old borstal tie, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:01, Reply)
This is a normal post needs more planes

(Random Man, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't make 'em like
They used to!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YevmEDd80So
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post it's like 911
all over again
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:10, Reply)
This is a link post Albin

(I am a cucumber. I am a cucumber, I am a cucumber, I'm a cucumber., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 19:01, Reply)
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 (Rebel biscuit Manpad up the flaptrack, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post This needs chaving up
www.parentdish.com/2007/06/27/baby-has-25-middle-names-in-honor-of-worlds-greatest-boxers/
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:01, Reply)
This is a link post That
explains it!
 (Mr_SD, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 18:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Brave bastard to set that one up
am sure the tabs won't be long in picking up on it. Prepare for fake outrage
 (TownsendsPublisher inept, inept, inept, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 19:31, Reply)
This is a link post Steve's having a great time!
YAY!
 (pissflaps is reading., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post But look how red his face is!
Is no-one putting suntan cream on him?
 (guffguff, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post A journalist friend of mine had to interview Hawking a short time ago
She said 'He wouldn't stop winking at me!'

(well, at least I think she said winking)
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post poor fucker.
He's been laid there all day, and people just go pose with him. He hasn't got the energy to tell them to piss off.
 (Kung_Fu_Russ soundcloud.com/slapdash, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Hasn't got the energy?
He's pissed, is all. Drunken bugger.
 (Theophilous Thunderwulf needs a better camera, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:30, Reply)
This is a link post I've been on b3ta too long
There's my mate telling all about a new roller coaster, but I start giggling.
Classy, subtle goatse logo ahoy!


Hats off to the graphic designer.
 (UltimateMonkey Mmmm, Tiger Gravy!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Ouch!
As if normal goatse isn't bad enough, why not try clawing instead of just stretching?
 (guffguff, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 18:06, Reply)
This is a normal post The new ride 'opens' in March...
Big b3ta meet at Alton Towers anyone? Just to snigger, rather for any rides...
 (UltimateMonkey Mmmm, Tiger Gravy!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post And if anyone asks why we're pointing and laughing at the sign
explain exactly, in great detail, what it reminds you of. With added mimes if neccessary. Maybe even bring print outs to show the kids.
 (guffguff, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Mainly the kids
It'll be educational...
 (UltimateMonkey Mmmm, Tiger Gravy!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post :O
Yes!!... new ride at Alton Towers *checks coasterforce and RCDB*

I'm such a geek

D:
 (Kris Is Ska "twat with a ukulele", Fri 6 Nov 2009, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post But surely
the Goatse requires 2 hands/claws?... ouch 0_o
 (I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post two claws eh?
i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg278/tickleperson/goat.jpg
 (tickle will start his essay ten minutes from, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Ouch!

(guffguff, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Superb
I doff my cap to you!
 (UltimateMonkey Mmmm, Tiger Gravy!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post now that's more like it!
;)
 (I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:13, Reply)
This is a link post True Story NSFW I made this!
Was trying to get the video embedded, but have failed so here's the link. This totally happened...
Enjoy it perverts.
 (landfear, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:56, Reply)
This is a link post Robyn - Eclipse Remix I made this!
Apocalyptic minimal techno with prominent Robyn samples...
 (James Cupboard may contain emotionally intense scenes, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:11, Reply)
This is a link post taylor mali. what teachers make.
someone posted a poem by this guy yesterday. it was nice to see some spoken word on /links so here's on of my favourites of his. nice to hear if you're a teacher too i reckon. a gazillion youtube views but fuck it. the gc fear has stopped me too many times.
(tickle will start his essay ten minutes from, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Saw this ages ago, it's on my Youtube favourites
There's a few other education related ones from him as well.
*click*
/goes back to tweed jacket with leather elbow pads
 (Scouse Bastard used to be indecisive, but now he's not so sure, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah it's good.
slam poetry is the least dull poetry i reckon.
 (tickle will start his essay ten minutes from, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Seen him live years ago

(I helped save b3ta! ]-[_A_]\/[_L_E_T A rogue and peasant slave, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:13, Reply)
This is a link post DICK TOWEL
TOTALLY AWESUM DUDE
OH CRAP THE PREVIEW LOOKS VERY nsfw, MY APOLOGIES
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post ace
It looks sunny where they are...
 (drhellno would rather be playing Left 4 dead on, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:11, Reply)

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