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This is a link post i know it was posted in december
but it's been updated since then and really made me chuckle
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Making abortion ok...
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This is a normal post I think the general consensus was that they're fake.

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This is a normal post i don't care, i've found a kindred spirit in this 'bennett'

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This is a normal post Good for you...
For me, knowing they're not real means I just see them as the crap jokes they really are.
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This is a link post Jupitus doing Izzard doing Kenobi.
Quite old, but saw it for the first time in an age the other night. Chuckles were forthcoming.
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This is a normal post Haha

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This is a normal post Yes!
Good to see Jupitus being this brill - I've always liked him but lately, on things like QI, he's just not made me laugh much.

This was top drawer tho.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
Laughed pretty hard at the start of that, trailed off a bit towards the end, just like the real thing!
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This is a normal post I too had forgotten how good he can be!
An absolutely perfect impression.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I must admit,
I saw you post this about 6hrs earlier and didn't comment
because I thought it would be a barrage of "Izzard's fucking rubbish" or "Jupitus is an unfunny wanker"

Neither has happen and my faith in b3ta commenters has been temporarily restored.
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 4:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Izzard's an unfunny wanker!
There, is that better - can't have you having faith now, can we?
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This is a normal post cats are shit

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This is a link post Doctor Dreadful Zombie Lab
yay kid's toys
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I think that advert pitches it far too obviously towards girls.

(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Ironically the food additves in that stuff proberbly does contain bugs.
There is a vegetarian alternative to Cochineal but i've heard people can have reactions to it.

Red Smarties are still good honest bug juice.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cochineal
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This is a link post Just having a dump in a phone box in Bedford at 10:30am.

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This is a normal post I'm not watchin that
but I do have some sympathy for those caught short late at night now that we have NO late public toilets due to our morbid fear that someone might do something enjoyable in one...

*edit* oh I misread, AM, oh well, guess there ain't any in the daytime either over there!?
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This is a normal post I just want to
take a shit in peace.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post And to think...
...she can't even wipe her arse on the white or yellow pages. Does anyone else miss that shelf that used to be in the kiosks or is it just me?
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I've often missed that shelf and ended up shitting directly onto the floor.
It was quite embarrassing.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I would fuck her silly

(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Well at least wait
until she's finished...
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post pfff
If I was going to do that I might as well find a young attractive woman not covered in her own faeces.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe...
she was marking her territory?
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post It's what I do!

(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 19:22, Reply)
This is a normal post How about find a bush
rather than squat on a public footpath in a see-through perspex box
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 19:42, Reply)
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I hope she bagged it and then hung it from a tree.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post That is quite obvious isn't it!

(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 20:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I guess she's rather phoned of public shitting.

(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 20:13, Reply)
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Hangs head in shame.
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head poo
shame tree
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post At least it's fairly soundproof
so you can't hear her ring tone.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post "At the turd stroke, the time will be..."

(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post i guess nature was calling
/coat
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 20:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I shit meself laffin.

(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 20:48, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha

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This is a normal post yep - we've all been there
Although my experience was late at night and was in the days before mobiles were commonplace. After being too drunk to successfully phone home to get a long suffering parent to pick me up, was caught short, and just had to drop trow ... (and all dignity).
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This is a link post Elderly lady argues with young lady on the bus NSFW
in classy Philadelphia
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This is a normal post Grandma! Good to see she's still got spark.

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This is a normal post Ah, the internet.
People are so willing to offer an opinion on youtubed arguments to which they have no context.
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This is a normal post I couldn't make a word out

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This is a link post CUp Of Bad TV I made this!
a disturbingly short film by Si Bennett
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This is a normal post Well, I will reply
I stopped watching to reply
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 22:21, Reply)
This is a link post How To Grow A Planet From Light
Friggin awesome BBC documentary about how plants evolved on this planet. Really is a must see, the guy breathes 2.5 billion year old oxygen and other cool stuff. Very intresting.
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This is a normal post looks excellent
will watch tonight
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This is a link post Escalator Olympics anyone?

(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post this is fuckin
excellent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1122222222
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 20:14, Reply)
This is a link post Largest ever dodgeball game
It involved over 4000 people and took over an hour.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post How the hell do you referee that?

(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder how good they are at dodging wrenches

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This is a link post How far will electricty travel in the ocean?
Answer number 3.
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This is a normal post Tittywoohoo!
Brilliant.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post That is awesome.
Have a click.
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This is a normal post Hur hur..

(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
Splendidly!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I wish I cared enough to figure out how to log into yahoo to vote this up

(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant
I remember the infamous Bridlington Ford Focus incident, a tragedy.
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This is a normal post Ha

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This is a link post Oldest Living Thing Discovered
And it's not Tabby
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post He's still the GAYEST living thing ever discovered
LOL
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post That's totally unfair!
I'm much gayer!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post prove it.
...with a picture.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahem
vintage-ads.livejournal.com/3130862.html
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This is a normal post Hahaha!
oh my! Did that even make sense BEFORE it changed meaning!?
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post What change?
You mean to tell me that you and Mr Tabs are not just very happy?

Next thing you'll be saying you're backgammon players...
Egad!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post LP too. tbh I think most of /links are 'pirates of men's pants'
...I mean: STOP THIS TERRIBLE INTERNET BULLYING
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 20:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I get the impression if /links was a real place it'll would be very well decorated.
How you guys resist the urge to spend all your time in the shower room of the YMCA I have no idea. Wasted opportunity if you ask me.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I was about to say
"how massively insulting are those stereotypes"

then I realised I'm working my way through the postprocessing on several photos of a feather boa
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This is a normal post Ah all meant in good jest :)
also processing images with Malibu stork feathers in them is one of my least favourite jobs.

I sneeze at the sight of the fuckers and they're a bugger to mask out.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not actually insulted/offended or owt
I just wanted an opportunity to mention I'm working on some photos of a *gorgeous* feather boa darlink!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post True Story:
For a couple of years I lived over the road from an odd building that had a blue door with a large number above. Occasionally one could see a bloke entering or leaving and let's just say if it was a shop it kept odd hours. It was only a week before moving I found out it had a local nickname: The Blue Corner Gay Sauna.

You know, if I was into hooking up with balding (I lived in a second floor flat), fifty-something year old strangers I'd have been absolutely gutted.

But I'm not so I wasn't.
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This is a normal post I was waiting for my laptop to export some audio. So I googled that....
wow. A VERY suburban-looking street.
...also: how sad am I? I should've just gone & made a cuppa.
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This is a normal post I'm amazed.
Despite seeing it every single day when I opened my front door and wondering what it was, I never thought to just bloody google it. What the Hell was wrong with me?!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:40, Reply)
This is a link post The Pogo Stick Fucking Machine NSFW
sex toy for sale
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahem
So what were you searching for when you found this?
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post "Pogo stick funny machine"
I must have slippery fingers today
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post My guess would be a pogo stick fucking machine.

(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I was afraid that might be the answer.

(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Mark comments on that site
"I gest got this The POGO STICK FUCKING MACHINE it was fun and have to get use to it. My wife mead me try it and it was fun and hand cum 3 time and will love to try it agen. I LOVE TO have my wife suck my cock wean i am riding it. My anal hole is nice and big I will tell you more after i do it more."
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This is a normal post I didn't realise pissflaps had purchased one.

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This is a normal post Yes, yes I did and that IS my review.
I am mentally sub-normal.
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This is a normal post Is Mark retarded or 17 years old?

(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post No, he is pissflaps.
It's a completely different classification.
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This is a normal post He was writing the review whilst pogoing.

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This is a normal post hahahaha

(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post *ouch*
www.extremerestraints.com/huge-dildos_186/manly-cock-with-balls-huge-dildo_489.html
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This is a normal post *faints*

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This is a normal post Yeh right
any excuse
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Aye Caramba!

(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:17, Reply)
This is a normal post gotta love that gif
it reduces fat
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This is a link post Eyes, close up, pics.

(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm calling fake on this
My iris down not look like the a sarlacc.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:04, Reply)
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haha. Is it more of a camel sphincter?
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This is a normal post I would love to see a hi-res video of the eyes focusing
As for the sandy sphincter.....
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....you already have that one?
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This is a normal post This

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That's amazing :-o
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This is a normal post Who would have thought we all have mini sarlacci in our eyes?

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I never knew eyes looked crocheted. Odd
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This is a normal post They are lovely
and have been in the newsletter I believe. :D
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I didn't see them

christ i crack myself up sometimes
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This is a normal post great pics thanks for posting
now if only i could find some of sticking my knob in to those holes all would be perfect in the world
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This is a normal post The last one is...
...Madeleine McCann
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Am I alone in thinking...
..ergh
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This is a link post The late, great Poly Styrene: Warrior in Woolworths
Inspired, in a roundabout way, by the frozen sea in the Ukraine below.
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This is a normal post Good old Polly she will be missed
love this song.
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This is a link post I missed my first candle day :(
But here's a happy (something applicable here) day present from my lot at Dexcell for you all.

Atari meets dnb and for free as a 320kbps mp3.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Is there a way to opt out of comments on Soundcloud?
Happy burny candle wax day!
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This is a normal post Ta.
Unfortunately I don't think so. I'm a full member and I can't find an option to turn them off. It gets a bit annoying having all this crap popping up whilst you're trying to listen. It's especially bad when I load up Smarty's monthly mixes and want to leave one myself.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post There is
Bottom right hand corner of the track. Speech bubble icon. Click it and it's goodbye to drivel.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:34, Reply)
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thankyou so much, that is by far the most useful thing I've been told in ages. Cheers Matey
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This is a normal post Glad to share that. I think it was on here /links that found out how to do it :)
The comments are always such drivel. If you absolutely have to make it know that "dats well weapon!" kindly do it in the comments below and not pissing off all right thinking people by splurting it all over a track.


/old bastard blog
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This is a normal post you know
I'd never noticed the comments on soundcloud because I tend to just play the track in a new tab and carry on farting around on the internets.

Now that they've been pointed out to me, I might start keeping an eye out for them. They're like a form of found poetry
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 19:20, Reply)
This is a link post Sound of the sea under the ice in Ukraine

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This is a normal post Will someone not think of the Dolphins?
Poor things are trapped under there.
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This is a normal post Fantastic!

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This is a normal post I love it...
but it sends shivers down my back...Sounds so COLD...also has a nails on a chalkboard quality...
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post That came to mind
but it didn't quite have the same effect on my nerve endings. I thought it was a little more like lumps of expanded polystyrene being rubbed together.
Link coming above! ^^
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post That's mental.
And you KNOW it's fucking cold when seawater starts freezing.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post It was -19c here yesterday, it felt like that inside the house.

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This is a normal post That's Cthulhu trying to break through the ice.

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This is a normal post *bloop*

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This is a normal post I don't know what's making that noise
but I know I wouldn't be standing on it
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post That bit on Alien when they listen to the SOS message, that's what it should've sounded like!
Also, cross echo that across the stereo field with a touch of reverb and twiddle the knobs a tad, add a bass & beat behind it, profit!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay! Aphex Twin!

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This is a normal post nice

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This is a normal post Dub-stepish!!

(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:03, Reply)
This is a link post The Karate Rap.
Not happy with assaulting you with kicks and punches, this husband and wife team attack your musical sensibilities with their vocal chords and a complete lack of soul.

Hi-YAH!

GC sagt nein.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Punch! Kick! It's all in the mind

(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly what i though
-t when I saw the title for this link....
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that Wolf from Gladiators?
At 1m 22
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:42, Reply)
This is a link post God exists
Was just sent this pic from my 79 yr old aunt with a few words about how God obviously exists.... lol, yes he does and he's pulling a massive goatse from his palace in the clouds.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post That'll
be because this started life as a goatse tribute: www.snopes.com/photos/natural/godhands.asp
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post yep
I did notice the obvious tomfoolery with the image, it just made me chuckle that my lovely old aunt had unwittingly sent out a goatse pic to a bunch of family members lol
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahahaha

(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:39, Reply)
This is a link post Someone should've read through this job ad's headline.
Either that or they operate an unnecessarily stringent, but admirably honest, selection process.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post HA!

(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:14, Reply)
This is a link post Last Train To AwesomeTown AMV!
i think we should show some support to the younger generation. there's definitely some potential over there ! :)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o29VoxtsFk
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