but it's been updated since then and really made me chuckle
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 20:03, Reply)
For me, knowing they're not real means I just see them as the crap jokes they really are.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 21:35, Reply)
Quite old, but saw it for the first time in an age the other night. Chuckles were forthcoming.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:57, Reply)
Good to see Jupitus being this brill - I've always liked him but lately, on things like QI, he's just not made me laugh much.
This was top drawer tho.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 19:33, Reply)
Laughed pretty hard at the start of that, trailed off a bit towards the end, just like the real thing!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 19:35, Reply)
An absolutely perfect impression.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 20:31, Reply)
I saw you post this about 6hrs earlier and didn't comment
because I thought it would be a barrage of "Izzard's fucking rubbish" or "Jupitus is an unfunny wanker"
Neither has happen and my faith in b3ta commenters has been temporarily restored.
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 4:49, Reply)
There, is that better - can't have you having faith now, can we?
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:26, Reply)
There is a vegetarian alternative to Cochineal but i've heard people can have reactions to it.
Red Smarties are still good honest bug juice.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cochineal
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 20:06, Reply)
but I do have some sympathy for those caught short late at night now that we have NO late public toilets due to our morbid fear that someone might do something enjoyable in one...
*edit* oh I misread, AM, oh well, guess there ain't any in the daytime either over there!?
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:18, Reply)
...she can't even wipe her arse on the white or yellow pages. Does anyone else miss that shelf that used to be in the kiosks or is it just me?
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:25, Reply)
It was quite embarrassing.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:27, Reply)
If I was going to do that I might as well find a young attractive woman not covered in her own faeces.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 19:49, Reply)
rather than squat on a public footpath in a see-through perspex box
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 19:42, Reply)
Although my experience was late at night and was in the days before mobiles were commonplace. After being too drunk to successfully phone home to get a long suffering parent to pick me up, was caught short, and just had to drop trow ... (and all dignity).
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 22:54, Reply)
in classy Philadelphia
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:00, Reply)
People are so willing to offer an opinion on youtubed arguments to which they have no context.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:55, Reply)
Friggin awesome BBC documentary about how plants evolved on this planet. Really is a must see, the guy breathes 2.5 billion year old oxygen and other cool stuff. Very intresting.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:41, Reply)
excellent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1122222222
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 20:14, Reply)
It involved over 4000 people and took over an hour.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:18, Reply)
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 22:20, Reply)
I remember the infamous Bridlington Ford Focus incident, a tragedy.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 22:34, Reply)
oh my! Did that even make sense BEFORE it changed meaning!?
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:46, Reply)
You mean to tell me that you and Mr Tabs are not just very happy?
Next thing you'll be saying you're backgammon players...
Egad!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 20:02, Reply)
...I mean: STOP THIS TERRIBLE INTERNET BULLYING
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 20:14, Reply)
How you guys resist the urge to spend all your time in the shower room of the YMCA I have no idea. Wasted opportunity if you ask me.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 20:26, Reply)
"how massively insulting are those stereotypes"
then I realised I'm working my way through the postprocessing on several photos of a feather boa
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 20:33, Reply)
also processing images with Malibu stork feathers in them is one of my least favourite jobs.
I sneeze at the sight of the fuckers and they're a bugger to mask out.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 20:37, Reply)
I just wanted an opportunity to mention I'm working on some photos of a *gorgeous* feather boa darlink!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 20:38, Reply)
For a couple of years I lived over the road from an odd building that had a blue door with a large number above. Occasionally one could see a bloke entering or leaving and let's just say if it was a shop it kept odd hours. It was only a week before moving I found out it had a local nickname: The Blue Corner Gay Sauna.
You know, if I was into hooking up with balding (I lived in a second floor flat), fifty-something year old strangers I'd have been absolutely gutted.
But I'm not so I wasn't.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 21:10, Reply)
wow. A VERY suburban-looking street.
...also: how sad am I? I should've just gone & made a cuppa.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 21:38, Reply)
Despite seeing it every single day when I opened my front door and wondering what it was, I never thought to just bloody google it. What the Hell was wrong with me?!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:40, Reply)
"I gest got this The POGO STICK FUCKING MACHINE it was fun and have to get use to it. My wife mead me try it and it was fun and hand cum 3 time and will love to try it agen. I LOVE TO have my wife suck my cock wean i am riding it. My anal hole is nice and big I will tell you more after i do it more."
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:05, Reply)
www.extremerestraints.com/huge-dildos_186/manly-cock-with-balls-huge-dildo_489.html
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:20, Reply)
As for the sandy sphincter.....
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:08, Reply)
now if only i could find some of sticking my knob in to those holes all would be perfect in the world
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 22:20, Reply)
Inspired, in a roundabout way, by the frozen sea in the Ukraine below.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:45, Reply)
But here's a happy (something applicable here) day present from my lot at Dexcell for you all.
Atari meets dnb and for free as a 320kbps mp3.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:42, Reply)
Happy burny candle wax day!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:05, Reply)
Unfortunately I don't think so. I'm a full member and I can't find an option to turn them off. It gets a bit annoying having all this crap popping up whilst you're trying to listen. It's especially bad when I load up Smarty's monthly mixes and want to leave one myself.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:11, Reply)
Bottom right hand corner of the track. Speech bubble icon. Click it and it's goodbye to drivel.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:34, Reply)
thankyou so much, that is by far the most useful thing I've been told in ages. Cheers Matey
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:55, Reply)
The comments are always such drivel. If you absolutely have to make it know that "dats well weapon!" kindly do it in the comments below and not pissing off all right thinking people by splurting it all over a track.
/old bastard blog
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:13, Reply)
I'd never noticed the comments on soundcloud because I tend to just play the track in a new tab and carry on farting around on the internets.
Now that they've been pointed out to me, I might start keeping an eye out for them. They're like a form of found poetry
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 19:20, Reply)
Poor things are trapped under there.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:23, Reply)
but it sends shivers down my back...Sounds so COLD...also has a nails on a chalkboard quality...
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:34, Reply)
but it didn't quite have the same effect on my nerve endings. I thought it was a little more like lumps of expanded polystyrene being rubbed together.
Link coming above! ^^
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:43, Reply)
And you KNOW it's fucking cold when seawater starts freezing.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:36, Reply)
but I know I wouldn't be standing on it
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:36, Reply)
Also, cross echo that across the stereo field with a touch of reverb and twiddle the knobs a tad, add a bass & beat behind it, profit!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:11, Reply)
Not happy with assaulting you with kicks and punches, this husband and wife team attack your musical sensibilities with their vocal chords and a complete lack of soul.
Hi-YAH!
GC sagt nein.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:59, Reply)
Was just sent this pic from my 79 yr old aunt with a few words about how God obviously exists.... lol, yes he does and he's pulling a massive goatse from his palace in the clouds.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:55, Reply)
be because this started life as a goatse tribute: www.snopes.com/photos/natural/godhands.asp
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:04, Reply)
I did notice the obvious tomfoolery with the image, it just made me chuckle that my lovely old aunt had unwittingly sent out a goatse pic to a bunch of family members lol
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:23, Reply)
Either that or they operate an unnecessarily stringent, but admirably honest, selection process.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:49, Reply)
i think we should show some support to the younger generation. there's definitely some potential over there ! :)
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:33, Reply)
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