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This is a link post Hi guys! Remember the Jingle writer???? The one from the newsletter.
Well I decided to get in touch with him and persuaded him to do a Jingle for B3TA, now we have our very own Jingle! I present to you THE B3TA jingle. By Peter Modern. HOORAY!!!


It is a truly wonderful piece of work!!! He sent me the cd in the post! Awesome!


Edit: Now cleared for download, for you guys to play with by the man himself. Just click the download link on the page. Have fun. Not for profit though, although if you do (tongue in cheek) accreditation would be fine to peter madden, jinglewriter.co.uk , I'm sure, (me being protective, just in case of any funnyjunk/reddit/4chan type hijack) B3tan remix challenge would be amazing. So yeah now I have said what needs to be said and have the authority to do so, go for it! have fun with it guys! REEEEEeeeeMiXXXX!
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post It is very good.

(pissflaps., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post YAY!
It's the Beefreeta anthem!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Hoory for beefreeta!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Now I cannot wait to get to a PC with sound.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post It is truly wonderful! you won't regret it!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post THIS IS FUCKING BRILLIANT!

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Hooray!!!!! :D

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Good luck!
I (honestly) listened all the way through, but it was tough going.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter flicking Su Pollard's tiny cock, while she belms, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow!

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't really listen to this at work, but make sure you send it in for the newsletter.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Have done! cheers.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I think we should lobby to have this play automatically in the background on the FP

(augsav <3, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah *votes*

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post No. How about on a constant loop on /talk
Slowly increasing in volume with every "bored of this now" or "you fat ballbag" typed.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter flicking Su Pollard's tiny cock, while she belms, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post This
By the Fucketload
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier BRB...gotta penis..., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ this

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post
great idea
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not a million miles from some Robert Wyatt stuff.
Amazing.

PS his url is wrong on your page - it's co.uk, not .com
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon www.monkeon.co.uk, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks I'll see if I can change it.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Inspired
He describes it so well.
 (SnowyTheRabbit occasionally Fearless Egbert, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post i have no words that can describe that

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post that was soo intense i only manages to last for 47 secs
lyrical genius is what he is....NME
the rymse just fall of the tounge....newjingletoday
the next best thing to salmand rushdie....street music express
i feel like teary wait after he got released....church warden monthly
die you unclean infedels in the name of allah......new taliban gazetteer
 (fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.b3ta.com/links/813076
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 0:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent stuff
It's quite the catchy number.

Are we in time to make Danny Boyle's Olympic playlist?
 (I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Gosh.

(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
aces!

*edit* now for the remix compo!
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post and the video!!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
I feel like I need some kind of medicine on his behalf.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier BRB...gotta penis..., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe you already have.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 23:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooh! B3TA!
sounded like 'Beefeater'
 (jams find what you love, then let it kill you., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post i fink it's be-three-ta
but wiv an accent an 'at

now use your keypad and get it on
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I honestly had no idea how to pronounce b3ta before this.

(hieronymous bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Nor I "dubyoo"

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher Woooooooooooooooooooooooo!, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 18:29, Reply)
This is a normal post wow.

(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post this is superb. round of applause for skeltonator me thinks
*claps*
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post It was your idea!!! but thanks!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post thinkers and doers, dude

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post i give tehm both the clap
Bravo Skelty-Chops
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 7:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank ee Mr pills, can I have some sweets now?

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Big ups must go to Peter Madden/Modern though.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post This is inspired
Woo
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Clever referencing of
early Pink Floyd in the second stanza..
 (I helped save b3ta! Grindstaff, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post it has stanzas?!
get the wyatt reference mentioned earlier and picking up a hint of pipers but struggling with the actual reference.
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Delicious Hot
Disgusting cold
 (Littlesirjohn sprung up his head and so amazed them all., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post This is hot though!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Bee-eefree-ee-ter
Bee-eefree-ee-ter Bee-eefree-ee-ter Bee-eefree-ee-ter Bee-eefree-ee-ter I can't get it out of my head! Genius!
 (I helped save b3ta! kfk I get all my everything right here, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Then use your keypad and get it on!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Whoa!

(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:55, Reply)
This is a normal post That is a good consice description! :D
Edit: please excuse SP.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Encore, Mr Skeltonator!
Project great success!


This just in:
"Who is this guy?" - Larry "Knuckles" Harris, Head Yeoman Warder, Tower of London, That There London.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 23:12, Reply)
This is a normal post :D Hahaha! Larry "Knuckles" Harris will be humming this on watch tonight!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 23:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh god
I wonder if we can get an accapella and do a bit of a remix challenge.
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 23:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't think an accapella is doable, it sounds like he records everything at the same time through one mic, There was only the one track on the cd he sent me, should be possible to eq/ compress it sufficiently to get one though, if any cubase/logic users
are up for doing it. I would but I no longer have the right kit at my finger tips. Would be an awesome challenge though.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I expected B3333TAAAAA
in the style of Sega
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo I got the most tepid links on da internet, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 23:16, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHA!
Sometimes dude, things exceed your expectations.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 23:20, Reply)
This is a link post and now ladyyys and gentlbunnys for admiration and for one night only(thank fuck0 more wierd japanese film
this is a film called funky forest apparently
wonder what the rest of the film is like
(fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post
I have seen this film. It's a billion hours long. I think all the highlights are on youtube - watch those instead.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post That was odd.

(Amo Bishop Roden to C3, checkmate, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Its more of an anthology of sketches,
with some recurring characters, varying in weirdness and humour, but I love it to bits.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Older than the Internet

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:26, Reply)
This is a link post Buzz Lightyear punches a mentalist.

(pissflaps., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post this comment made me officelol
I just read a couple of articles on this Sibrel guy, basically he seems to spend his entire life going around the country being ignored, humored, pitied, mocked and punched by astronauts.
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist zoinks!, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post You've got to have a hobby.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post CTaC

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I love this!
Some people forget that disparaging one's honor led to many a duels in past years. People don't like having their integrity called into question.

And white tennis shoes and jeans with a blazer? Come on.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post It's the 'Jeremy Clarkson' look, which is generally what Tabby wears.

(pissflaps., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Never underestimate anyone called Buzz.
TL:DR bit: I know a guy called Buzz, and I giggled a bit when we were introduced because the name just didn't fit. He was easily 90, about 5'2", totally unassuming but the complete gentleman with it.
Turns out during WW2 he was in the Fleet Air Arm, and they used to fire him off the deck of ships by catapault when they were under air attack in a rickerty old Hurricane. After the attack he would have to ditch in the sea and hope for the best. He shot down 4 Italian and 2 German planes and has a stack of medals. But he doesn't talk about it.
Anyone called Buzz is in MY team.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I was momentarily baffled until I read a few words on to "in a rickerty old Hurricane".
Hurray for Buzz!
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Not my best sentence ever
But I get the impression he would have done it without the plane anyway.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too, I thought they just chucked him off the side in a massive catapult.

(pissflaps., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha. This^

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post If he doesn't talk about it, how did you find out?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post His wife
She is very proud of him.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope those genes haven't been pansied out of the gene pool.
When I was a kid, it seemed like there were lots of old men who were in "The War". Now, it seems like heroes are anything but.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I think they have great-grandchildren now
Yes, things have changed. Our 'heroes' these days survive reality TV shows or are wonderful at kickball. I'm not saying we should make gods of soldiers whose job it is to kill people when called upon, but perhaps we have gone too far the other way.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post It conjured a lovely image of an airborne man valiantly swatting at planes bare handed.
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Bare handed?
Buzz would wear gloves, without a doubt. He was an officer, after all :)
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post you;re destined for great things with a name like Buzz.

(augsav <3, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely done.
Stuck a good one on him right there.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I very rarely condone violence
But this is wonderful.
 (I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post good on him! i hate anyone calling me a liar too! i go beserk!
fucking bible pushers! they all need drowning in acid or something like that!
 (I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery a leg end in my own bathtime!, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 18:05, Reply)
This is a link post Louise Mensch launches her very own social media platform
She really is up herself isn't she?
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher Woooooooooooooooooooooooo!, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Blerg
Terrible woman.
 (I helped save b3ta! pobblepop time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post UR Frank Zimmerman AICMFP
www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/jun/11/louise-mensch-troll-sentenced-email
 (SnowyTheRabbit occasionally Fearless Egbert, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post The sent Santa Clause to jail?
Was it because he reeked faintly of urine?
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
*spits* VILE
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter flicking Su Pollard's tiny cock, while she belms, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post
This woman makes me feel dirty and wrong, because....I kind of would.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I definitely would
And feel the same.
 (SnowyTheRabbit occasionally Fearless Egbert, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Party isn't everything boys.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I might
but I'd have to be really...REALLY angry.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier BRB...gotta penis..., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
lol. this.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post You should read some of her novels
They are really, really smutty
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria inevitable, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm too busy with this
www.amazon.co.uk/Animal-ebook/dp/B0071H0P1E/ref=pd_ybh_3#reader_B0071H0P1E
 (SnowyTheRabbit occasionally Fearless Egbert, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder if she did pick which of her three children to save and which would die?

(pissflaps., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I suspect the coke-stash would be first

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher Woooooooooooooooooooooooo!, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post So you can only discuss topics she deems worthy of discussion?
Way to get the point of social media
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post she has however
totally understood modern politics
 (DefyingDarwin is an expert in the martial art of Cuddle-FU, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post she's like ann widdecombe for the smart phone generation

(benito vaselini half Cherokee and Chocktaw, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Calling all coders
Can one of you find a security hole in the site that will allow us to flood it with goatse and the like? This deserves the full #cashgordon treatment.
 (I helped save b3ta! sibid Carpe phallum, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Very much this
But wait till it comes over to our shores so we can enjoy it.
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Upload this to her mainframe
10 print "Goatse"
20 goto10
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Win!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 19:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Looking at the site...
It looks poorly coded. There'll be plenty of ways in!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post This appaling excuse of a person
is actually my MP. She's awful. Attention seeking fucktart with no clue about her constituency at all, and a terrible MP. She's not standing again though, as she knows no fuckers going to let that waste of space back in. Up yours tart
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 19:15, Reply)
This is a link post DON'T TAPE OVER - Comedy Sketch Show I made this!
I posted this here before and was told to move it to the talk board which I think was some kind of brilliant internet joke, as there's no links there, so I've decided to move it back onto this board. It's a short sketch show pilot. See what you think. Thanks guys!
(SeldomDiffer, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post /talk is the correct place for this.
Please post it there, don't believe those that say it should be here as they are just trying to trick you.
 (pissflaps., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post lol did those /talk people tell you to post here ? lol
they're just teasing innit. :)
try either /talk or failing that /calendar
 (augsav <3, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post There are plenty of links on /talk
But they're formatted differently. They don't show unless you right-click on the text of the post.
 (I helped save b3ta! sibid Carpe phallum, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post
or trigger the voice control by saying 'expose' at the screen. I heard they're having trouble with some english accents but the preciseness of a german one works more often than not
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Some nice moments
but the padding-out was a little overdone. I can see a lot of hard work went into it.
Now join in here or get eaten alive.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post
Thanks for the feeadback mate! Glad to see not everyone here thinks they're Jeremy Beadle of the internet!
 (SeldomDiffer, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Can you phone me on the number below, I have something very important that I need to tell you.

(pissflaps., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post
No sorry I can't. I get the impression you're a mischief maker.
 (SeldomDiffer, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post How dare you, I'm not a mischief maker.
I'm a cunt.
 (pissflaps., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post
haha
 (SeldomDiffer, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post
Well not to worry it's on both now anyway. I'll just go and put it on /calender as well to be safe...
 (SeldomDiffer, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I enjoyed it and lol'd a good many times.
Good work :)
 (jonofthesouth and shit and piss, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
Thanks mate!
 (SeldomDiffer, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post In all seriousness.
I think it's just all too derivative. There's nothing here that doesn't look like something that's already been done, and done funnier and better. You need to find your own voice, or schtick, or a job in a bank.
Have you tried posting it on /talk?
 (I helped save b3ta! mofaha aboard the ship of Theseus, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post
Thanks for the feedback mate. Appreciate you taking the time to watch it!
 (SeldomDiffer, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah well I feel like a cunt now for being so off-hand in part of my comments there.
I was being straight for some of it though. I think you've got some ok ideas but you do need to find your own voice.
 (I helped save b3ta! mofaha aboard the ship of Theseus, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post
Cheers, we're obviously very inspired by other things, the hope is to use this format but develop our sketch ideas into something more unique if we take it further. I do see your point though.
 (SeldomDiffer, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 1:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm pretty sure some cunt on here has done a Kids' TV spoof before.

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Brian Connolly wasn't it?
It's a puppet!
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yeah, man that was classic.

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Hence his enduring success and firm place in the nation's heart.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely. Wasn't Jason Bourne based on his Dangerous Brian character?

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post
Think it was Septic Peg actually
 (SeldomDiffer, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 1:24, Reply)
This is a normal post the bit about the mathematic pizza
made me laugh.

It's the type of thing I would have liked when I was 21 and constantly stoned.
 (OneForTheRoad man under glass, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post
you at 21 sounds like the target audience we were specifically going for...
 (SeldomDiffer, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 1:27, Reply)
This is a link post Star Trek alternate intro
^^
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I prefer this one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lV1mde46zMo
(although it turns to shit after 0:34)
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post thats brilliant, but way too fast for the american brain to absorb.

(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery a leg end in my own bathtime!, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 18:09, Reply)
This is a link post Didjeribone
I have a didjeridoo but can't for the life of me play it. I think I could play this though. Anyone want to buy me one? AUD$160 delivered anywhere in the world!!!

www.didjeribone.net/
(I helped save b3ta! redazril pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle,, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah the didjeridoo - most cumbersome and annoying "on a whim" backpacker purchase ever
there must be hundreds left behind in hostels all over Australia after people bought them then got tired of lugging it around
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist zoinks!, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder if Australian backpackers in the England end up Northumbrian smallpipes about?
Seriously, we appear to have invented practically fuck all in terms of musical instruments.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_English_inventions_and_discoveries#Musical_instruments
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post oh i dont know
that list overlooks the spoons.
 (augsav <3, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I can play a mean tuning fork solo should the situation require it

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist zoinks!, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Conjours up the image of new age travellers, stinky dreadlocks, dog on string, army boots.
All covered in shit.
 (pissflaps., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I LOATHE didgeridoos.
Anyone (especially buskers) caught 'playing' 'em should be set on fire.
And then kicked in the cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter flicking Su Pollard's tiny cock, while she belms, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post That's the minimum that should be done to them.

(pissflaps., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post But, used correctly out the upstairs window on a dark night
They can scare the roving gang of 14 year olds right back into their mothers' arms. True story.


Edit: at 2:05 some type of lung biscuit falls out the end.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:54, Reply)
This is a link post Irish bloke Vs Psychic
I'm not sure I could get this far
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
hahaha

I love these

I twigged it somewhere around 1:18 then enjoyed the ride
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha!
Winner!
 (I helped save b3ta! Edenmonster, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Wonderlulz
Last line from Irish bloke followed by look down from psychic = icing on the cock.
 (I helped save b3ta! sibid Carpe phallum, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I am laughing.

(I helped save b3ta! pobblepop time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post \o/
the more often these crooks are made fools of, the better.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Wonderful
He probably only got it because someone told him down the earpiece, too.
 (SnowyTheRabbit occasionally Fearless Egbert, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha beautiful.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post stupendous
he didn't see that coming though, did he? The fat prick
 (Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:03, Reply)
This is a link post extreme japanese walking

(fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I read that as 'extreme Japanese wanking'
I really disappointed :-(
 (SpookySpoon was once a man in a jar, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Where are they going?
They appear to be lost.
 (Sherbets Leaf, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post That's f*ckin mental.

(thorneyvilla, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post It's more than just walking
There's also some shouting. And the putting on of jackets.
 (I helped save b3ta! sibid Carpe phallum, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post sorry i stand corrected
extreme japanese walking with some shouting and putting on of coats
 (fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post So, what do you do for fun?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:44, Reply)
This is a link post Melbourne had a slight earthquake tonight.
The whole state took a bit of a shake!
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Breaking News!
Everything's Fine
 (I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post The Age is the most irritating news site in the world.
At least Herald Sun knows its a shit paper.
 (augsav <3, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Small earthquake in Australia
Not many dead.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy : devilish rogue, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post None, in fact.
I was just a bit of an odd feeling, especially four floors underground.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post No doubt
they'll blame it on the Irish
 (OneForTheRoad man under glass, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:57, Reply)
This is a link post Worlds longest burp(?)
Worlds longest burp - Tim Janus won
the World Burping Championships in
New York City setting a world record
with an 18.1 second burp. The event
was sanctioned by the World Burping
Federation and held at Hudson Station
Bar.

Visit www.WorldBurpingFederation.com for more information.
(I helped save b3ta! Sweeplovesfisting veni, vidi, mum tuum futui, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Gake and fay.
He's not even burping, he's just going "urrrrrgh" in a low voice. Definitely shenanigans.
 (Leemondus, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I've got the worlds longest right here!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:40, Reply)
This is a link post 10 Lesser Known Natural Wonders
Well made vid
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool vid
Would love to have a bbq at the gates of hell
 (SpookySpoon was once a man in a jar, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Keep living your life the way you are and your wish may be granted.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Sweet!
See you there
 (SpookySpoon was once a man in a jar, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post very cool vid.
would like to add a few of those to my places to see list. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Seeya at the Gates of Hell hun

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post :)
i'll pack a handbasket.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 16:33, Reply)
This is a link post This looks promising...
As far as I can see, it looks like a "fair use for parody" clause may be inserted in the govt's upcoming overhaul of copyright law; which is great news, if it happens.
 (I helped save b3ta! kfk I get all my everything right here, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post
A win for human freedom.
I wish we had a 1st amendment.
 (Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post We'd need a consitution first.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm aware.
We do need one.
 (Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post We don't have a written constitution but...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constitution_of_the_United_Kingdom
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post But?
We don't have a written consitution. That's the point. We can't amend a document that doesn't exist, even if technically they call all the laws and statues we have a consitution.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post No but you change change laws and statutes.
You try changing any of the rights to own weapons in the U.S.

And what do you mean "don't exist"?
Every law, bill and judgement is written down for the record.
Hell, every bill that goes through parliament is written done on vellum because it lasts longer than paper.
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post You can change consitutions. That's what amendments are.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes I am aware of amendments.
I also know how hard it is to get one passed.

But if you want a bit of paper that tells you your rights then you go campaign for one.

Of course you already have the European human rights
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Convention_on_Human_Rights
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sorry, we seemed to have jumped from a discussion about a quirk of the British legal system
to an argument about Human Rights. Did I black out and miss some of this conversation.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post
Sadly the judges are illogical retards. Also , the questionable concept of "Parliamentary Soverignty" means that one could be repealed by 326 MP's. Not secure enough.
 (Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Bored now.
If you try and sound less like a whiney smartass maybe people will have longer conversations with you.
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post You seem to be getting quite upset. All I was pointing out was that we can't have amendments because we don't have a consitution to amend.
I'm not sure what it is this simple piece of logic that you find so offensive.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Not upset - Bored
I've had this exact same conversation with 1st year politics students and this time I haven't even got the benefit of a pint of snakebite.

Yes we don't have a bit of paper called "The constitution"
We do however have a a parliament that has proposed,passed, amended and retracted laws over a very long time. Because of it's nature it's easier to change these than a formal constitution.

I threw out there the European human rights list as it lists very clearly what your rights were and that it is the closest we have to a bill of rights U.S style.

At which point you started being a smart ass and talking about blacking out.
So, bored and fucking off to another thread or maybe even do some work.
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I was never questioning that laws can be retracted and amended.
Only that we can't have 1st Amendment style amendments, because we would need a constitution to for them to apply too.

Then you started going on about changing laws, and throwing out what appeared to be un-related articles about Human Rights. You're taking my silly logic quip with far too many srs beans.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly. The right to self-defence cannot be pushed through congress willy nilly.
Some things are too important to go throught the normal process
for them there is Constitutional Amedment.
 (Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I means doesn't exist in the sense that it doesn't exist.
What with there being no written constitution, which you yourself said. In that it doesn't exist. Non existant. Is not there. Has never happened. Nope. We can't amend a document THAT ISN'T THERE. Individual laws statues and the rest do not a written consitution make. There is no written constitution. It does not exist. We cannot amend it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post We cannot amend it with a vote
We cannot amend it from a boat
We cannot amend words not spoke
We cannot amend what was not wrote
We cannot amend it with a care
We cannot amend what isn't there.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know why,
but I like this, a lot.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter flicking Su Pollard's tiny cock, while she belms, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post :)

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post
Disorganised, Inconsistent, Authoritatian. Poor.
We need to base ours on a combination of the US, German, Canadian and Aussie constitutions.
 (Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Glad you've got it all figured out.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post do we fuck.

(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Aw man, but he said we did.
NOW I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE!
 (I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Believe in Liberty and Entiltement, Decentralisation and Federalism, Checks and Balances.

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Pepsi and Shirley

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher Woooooooooooooooooooooooo!, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck off, we need a Nazi dictatorship.
And half day closing on Wednesdays.
 (pissflaps., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post You mean...
The U.S who goes to war faster than Tabby drops his knickers
Germany, who have really stringent censorship laws
Canada (who knows might be ok)
And Australia who treat their aboriginal population like sub-human scum?
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post We're British,so we should go one better, and actually enforce the constitution properly.
Unlike the US.
 (Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post So this new constitution. Can it including something about free sweets?
I love sweets.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post 1st amendment rights also apply to Neo Nazies, NAMBLA, General Hate speech etc.
Wasn't Rob involved in this? The bill not hate speech.
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post So?
You should have the right to hold disgusting opinions.
 (Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Then vote for a get elected a politcal party that supports this.

(I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post when is the overhaul?
only date I spotted on a quick look through was 2020 for review
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast nevermind eh,, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know
It seems to be an ongoing process, the page it comes from is publishing the responses they received during consultation. I guess after that, they redraft the policy based on this and publish it, then all the music companies protest and so on...
 (I helped save b3ta! kfk I get all my everything right here, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post cool

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Promising...
until you do something that upsets the government.
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:19, Reply)
This is a link post Scandanavia is the new Tory utopia.
If they want to make use more like the way Sweden is, they are very welcome.
Also, www.bloomberg.com/news/2012-06-06/booming-sweden-s-free-market-solution.html
 (Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:56, Reply)
This is a link post The Job I made this!
'Earn £££ Now, Be The Boss'. This may seem like a harmless statement for a bored worker to read in an email. But as one employee founds out, there may be much more that lies ahead.
(cotfp, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post You posted in the wrong section.
Should be in /talk

They love stuff like this.
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Racist

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher Woooooooooooooooooooooooo!, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post
Helpful.
 (cotfp, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I aim to be

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher Woooooooooooooooooooooooo!, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post This needs to be in /talk

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
that's really nicely done

But if you want to avoid comments like slarti above, join in and chat, don't just spam your wares
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast nevermind eh,, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post What does he need to do to avoid Townsends comment?
I would highly suggest posting this is on the talk board as they love that sort of stuff and it will definitely prevent you being called a racist.
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post
Thanks will do.
 (cotfp, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree.
Good use of camera angles, decent acting and just nice and amusing. I was expecting/fearing/hoping the worst so I'm surprised/disappointed/pleased. Nice work.
But yeah, join the in the post-submission conversations and we'll be nice to you, with the exception of pissflaps, probably.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers.

(cotfp, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post This must be posted in /talk.
Thank you.
 (pissflaps., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post What's the music at the end?

(I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
It's from an Italian/Gangster movie production music CD.
 (cotfp, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe give em a credit eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Like everyone with every video and image on here/message board gives credit to all original stuff used.?
pfft
 (I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Seeing as this was created by a commercial company and they credited everyone else I would expect them to yes.
Pfft.
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I guess..
..i just find it amusing how people just pounce of people for the friggin sake of it.. you were obviously fishing by the fact you asked who did the music. And it really needed three people to make the hilarious /talk comment..
 (I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I really wanted to know the track and I still don't know.
And yeah, if you use someone's music in your work you need to credit them / pay a royalty if they don't want to give it away for free.
Especially if it's a commercial piece with your own copyright legal line on it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:15, Reply)
This is a link post Baby Monkey Feeding Time

(Gratch Sometimes I hear Oranges., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:57, Reply)
This is a link post Russian ship carrying attack helicopters to Syria stopped off the coast of Scotland
The Ruskies are going to be a little peeved about this.

A bit more info from a probably biased source.
syrianfreedomls.tumblr.com/post/25387269157/britain-stops-russian-ship-carrying-attack-helicopters

The stuff about Russian troops going to Syria is interesting if true.
Having Flash backs to Kosovo and how we nearly came to blows with the Russians there.
Apparently James Blunt stopped WW3 there by refusing orders.
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post HA, what are they going to about it?
Attack us with their helico...ha ha ha We got yer choppers!
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney in a state of "not", Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post oh dear, are we going to be at war with Russia now?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast nevermind eh,, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post It'll be fine
Everyone who has ever invaded Russia has met with easy success. FACT.
 (I helped save b3ta! Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post One of my favourite infographics is of Napoleon's army size vs Russian winter/rivers
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Minard.png
 (witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't have a favourite infographic
maybe I should get one
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist zoinks!, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Huh? Weren't the Nazis beaten by the weather and failed to take Stalingrad after years of trying.

(thorneyvilla, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Well done!
You have not missed the point.
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems that it's because of the insurance company, and not us.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post My guess is the Foreign Office told them what they were insuring.
[edit]
Looks like the Americans told US about the ship being insured under a U.K insurer and that would be a breach of the sanctions.
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post It's fine, we've got all the helicopters

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier BRB...gotta penis..., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post ha!
sending their entire fleet of helicopters in a boat was a terrible strategic move, even they will admit.
 (augsav <3, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:31, Reply)
This is a link post Napalm Girl
So I got an email this morning through work, about a photographic competition that's being run in association with Unesco. It mentioned that the competition was being launched by Kim Phuc.

After the initial childish chortle I read on... "Mrs. Kim Phuc is the "Napalm girl" in the prize-winning photo."

You know, the one that /board regulars love to hate when it crops up as a photoshop.

I was quite intrigued by this as I thought no way was she still alive. Did some looking and it turns out she's got her own worldwide charitable foundation helping war-affected kids, and she's a UNESCO ambassador for world peace. This is the bio page from her Foundation website - it makes pretty interesting reading if, like me, you're occasionally interested in the story that lies behind some of these iconic pics.

Sorry, no kittens.
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post There was a huge programme on her (on radio four, I fink) ages ago.
Absolutely fascinating...though too long ago to be on iPlayer, sadly.
(apologies for pointless post)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter flicking Su Pollard's tiny cock, while she belms, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post There was a medium sized programme about her (on radio four, i'm sure) a while back.
Here's the spiffingly helpful iPlayer link.
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p007xycr/Witness_Kim_Phucs_Story/
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope, that wasn't it.
It was longer than ten minutes. A lot longer.
Unless I'd been hitting the ketamine that day.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter flicking Su Pollard's tiny cock, while she belms, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Ketamine - the duct tape of the pharmacutical world.

(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Strangely, I've only ever had a good time on it.
Though we did spend a couple of hours one night trying to work out which club we'd gone to, before realising we'd not even got off the sofa.
Drugs are bad, m'kay.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter flicking Su Pollard's tiny cock, while she belms, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah no - the reference was to 'duct tape to make things stop, WD40 to make things go'
Rather than any other shenanigans.
 (witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry, sorry-
I need to remember not all drugs are for non-consensual intercourse.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter flicking Su Pollard's tiny cock, while she belms, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:40, Reply)
This is a link post The Overall Attached Girlfrend Song
The girl from the Overly Attached Girlfriend meme has done a lovely little song and it needs to be shared.

*OveralY grrr
(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you have this a bit backward
Where did you think the meme came from?

EDIT: AH, It's a NEW song. Sorry. I revoke my condescension.
 (SnowyTheRabbit occasionally Fearless Egbert, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I prefered it when I couldnt hear her sing

(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah the poster child for Sanpaku is back.

(I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:18, Reply)
This is a link post Kevin Bloody Wilson NSFW
Hello Operator

Stick that f**kin phone up your f**kin a**
(SpookySpoon was once a man in a jar, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Also "Mick Me Mate The Master Farter"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=opDxX2TuXOs&feature=related

*Edit* Slightly racist Classic lols
 (SpookySpoon was once a man in a jar, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw this guy years ago,
Great concert, loved it and got my CD signed..."Get fuckked, KEV!", with the misprint.
 (sirhiss, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, he's great fun live.
You Can't Say Cunt In Canada was my favourite when I last went. He always goes to Dorking Halls for some bizarre reason. Fucking hillbillies...
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post His daughter's followed him into the same line of work...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulsYneNJmnM

Made oi larf it did!
 (I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:32, Reply)

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