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Amazing Evgeny Kissin Interview
Turns out my favourite concert pianist is unintentially hilarious
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glenbo, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 1:46,
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ERNEST BORGNINE - Secret to Old Age
He's gone dead, GC I'm afraid. : (
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Fartfurter in the facefurter, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 22:48,
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It appears that he forgot the secret:
...don't die
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Shiksa 2.0 bigger, better, faster...ok, just bigger, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 22:51,
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keep wanking lads
...keep wanking!
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Fartfurter in the facefurter, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 23:31,
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just heard this on teh eleventy clock news
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fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 23:08,
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was it moider?
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mutated monty, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 23:09,
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I would talk like this all day if people didn't think I was mad.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wl_JMzTbRk
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Fartfurter in the facefurter, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 23:33,
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Airwolf
What a show that was, I'm mean looking back it was a bit shit but when your a nipper you couldn't ask for more.
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Shinigawa This isn't going to have a happy ending., Sun 8 Jul 2012, 23:23,
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Well said
Loved that show :)
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Extinct Jesus Dossier BRB...gotta penis..., Sun 8 Jul 2012, 23:26,
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And this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXGkI__d-pU
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Fartfurter in the facefurter, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 23:35,
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Yeah, awesome stuff. Great idea for a show. It's brilliance was elevated by an spectacular theme tune.
As were all show of this ilk in the day - Knight Rider, Chips, Dukes, Streethawk, The Fall Guy, the A Team, Hardcastle & McCormack etc.
I fear that we've seen the end of their kind :( Looking at them all again recently though, they're pretty dreadful, but try telling that to a 9 year old lad who has the toys.
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Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 23:44,
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It was tops. Hear, hear.
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Pig Bodine., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 0:01,
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They never had enough money to use the chopper enough
so to me it was just endless talking going on, sometimes the chopper was hardly in it
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Ol' Ginger Bastard that ginger fuck, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:36,
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Which when you consider it was 90% represented on screen by a poxy remote controlled model
As identified by a bleeding great exhaust sticking out the side, was really fuckin lame and cheap, really...
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WiL Pantheist Bi Polar Polyamoric Pansexual, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:47,
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Wondered if this would pop up.
Sadly he won't.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 23:51,
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dunno if it's GC or not...
but I'd not seen it before, and that is one of the funniest vids I ever did gawd-damn see. BAHAHA!
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spacehog, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 0:27,
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I mainly remember him from Hart to Hart
saturday morning/afternoon telly, Stephanie Powers looking damn fine...
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Ol' Ginger Bastard that ginger fuck, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 6:02,
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Aren't you thinking of
Lionel Stander?
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thecorinthian wants to know if it's beer o'clock yet?, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:53,
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Rampart Police Scandal wiki link
Just watched the film Rampart - gripping stuff!
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ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 22:45,
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As in the really boring one,
Where Woody from Cheers drives around for two hours and occasionally stops to talk to the three annoying women who live in his house?
The true story's interesting though, ta.
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sir_spicious2000 Old crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:44,
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Wow, news to me. I'll be looking for this one on LoveFilm, I think.
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Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 11:31,
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the sweat smell of man cream
I made this!
at least murray has done some thing that tim henamn failed to do.
lose in a final
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fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 22:43,
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I need to watch the whole of this
Only seen about half
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Extinct Jesus Dossier BRB...gotta penis..., Sun 8 Jul 2012, 23:00,
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The intro and the final scene are the best parts
But the whole film is generally brilliant, it almost totally relies on dialogue which is amazing. sadly twattish students reduce it to catchphrase comedy and its far far better than that.
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Sheriff John Bunnell (Hi, I'm), Sun 8 Jul 2012, 23:31,
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Huzzah for cathphrases!
Monty, you terrible cunt.
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Edenmonster, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 23:39,
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Then the fucker will rue the day.
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Edenmonster, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 23:40,
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I need your finest beers and I need them now.
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Pig Bodine., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 0:02,
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This doll has voodoo qualties.
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Edenmonster, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 0:17,
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my thumbs have gone weird
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loci, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 2:12,
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Of course he's the fucking farmer!
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maninahat Too many cocks spoil the brothel., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:16,
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Perfumed ponce!
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Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:24,
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I loved this film as a student.
The constant drinking and drug use seemed to to be nothing less than heroic at the time.
I revisited the film ten years later, and it was like watching a completely different movie. Far from being heroic, it had become utterly tragic - motivated not by joy as I had originally seen it, but by despair.
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wheresthefish This div will be replaced, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 23:48,
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Exactly my experience
once you get past the drinking games shenanegins, it becomes a properly tragic but beautiful film about male friendship.
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Sheriff John Bunnell (Hi, I'm), Sun 8 Jul 2012, 23:57,
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I never saw them as having fun, even as a young stoner , they looked pretty tragic to me.
The only time I ever wanted to be them was the scene with Danny when they return to their flat.
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Edenmonster, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 0:16,
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One of the few films to feature a Beatles song not sung by impersonators IIRC
Some lovely music in there but the OST CD's a pile of pants because of licensing issues.
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Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:27,
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For years I had only seen bits here and there,
all together I'd seen all of it, but in parts, over the years, late night viewing and smoking. Watched it all in one go one day.
I bet I'm not the only one who saw it this way.
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Fartfurter in the facefurter, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 23:39,
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Never fails to give me goosebumps that...
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dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:13,
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I am shit at recording video´s
I made this!
Whilst playing with a macro extensiontube on a dSLR I decided to attempt to do some filming to see if that would work. As you can see, I am crap at filming and cheap extention tubes deliver a shitty image. However, I did notice some tiny insect appearing to crawl from under a snail´s shell, wander about on the snail and then retreat under the shell. has anyone any idea what this insect is?
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Tusk knows where you live, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 22:15,
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slimey?
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fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 22:21,
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Arrrgh
You made me google parasites. Euurgh, I am so itchy right now.
No idea, but reminded me of the blue squelchy things from trap door.. Creepy, crawly, slimy things, that stick on to your skin... Horrid beasts with tentacles, that want to pull you in... Squirmy worms, slugs and snails, that rot there in a goo... They'll wait down there forever, 'till they get their hands on you... Don't you open that trapdoor, You're a fool if you dare
You need a nice little gorilla pod or similar, or post-prod image stabilisation for these shots.
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zacherynuk Floccinaucinihilipilification, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 22:21,
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i reckon it's a mite
www.petsnails.co.uk/problems/mites.html#start
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rob Hello, I'm a board sig., Sun 8 Jul 2012, 22:21,
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I reckon you could be right.
I had no idea the buggers moved that fast. My garden must be overrun by the bastards, two days ago I found one on the back of a bumblebee.
www.panoramio.com/photo_explorer#view=photo&position=1&with_photo_id=74947897&order=date_desc&user=3513735
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Tusk knows where you live, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 22:35,
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You found a snail on a bee?!
Flybe.com!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 22:42,
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I reckon you got great eye-SIGHT
(anybody want a peanut?)
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zacherynuk Floccinaucinihilipilification, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 22:46,
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If you zoom in even closer there's another even tinier one on that guys back too
Probably.
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WiL Pantheist Bi Polar Polyamoric Pansexual, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 22:22,
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ad
infinitum?
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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 22:57,
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if you use canon
then for DOF you might want to look into the DOF preview trick.
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wjh31, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 22:39,
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Try posting it here:
www.ispot.org.uk/
Some knowledgable folk on there will give you an answer I expect. Could be any sort of invertebrate, may not be snail specific but maybe soil-living, and just happens to be on the snail. Well spotted though. Looks like your extension tubes have given you a very shallow depth of field, so makes the focussing difficult.
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Badger Catapult Cabaret, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 22:41,
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Ta for the link
I´ll see if I can extract a frame from the original footage.
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Tusk knows where you live, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 23:05,
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I used to film a lot of snails and slugs.
weird I know, but if you speed up the film it's pretty cool. Grab a bunch of the together in a pile, film it and speed it up.
And no, it's not slug porn.
Perverts!
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Fartfurter in the facefurter, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 23:42,
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Slug porn - snails undressed.
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Pig Bodine., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 0:05,
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Hot hermafrodite action!
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Tusk knows where you live, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 0:10,
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I only filmed the snail
because it was the only object moving slow enough for my shitty skills.
They do look pretty cool close up, mind.
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Tusk knows where you live, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 0:09,
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Great fleas have little fleas upon their backs to bite 'em,
And little fleas have lesser fleas, and so ad infinitum.
And the great fleas themselves, in turn, have greater fleas to go on,
While these again have greater still, and greater still, and so on.
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Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 23:56,
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the boot print on mars or some thing that looks realy realy like a boot print on the surface of mars
I made this!
not a link to ponys,astleys or any other .
just a screen grab for lord of teh 9.
boot print should be in the middle of the screen
oh by the way if any one thinks that i shopped this or jasc'ed it in any way then just look up the original on the life in mega pixels from nasa
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fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 21:07,
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I see nothing
The goggles they do nothing!
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BumCoiffure, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 21:13,
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try double clicking the image and then you will see it
i have a 19" set at 1280x1024 and it comes in at the center of my display
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fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 21:15,
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Still nowt
There are a few lines but probably cause by some wind or dust storms perhaps?
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BumCoiffure, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 21:17,
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Sandworms?
Could be sandworms.
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Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 21:18,
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/\ shits not the dredd mongolian sandworms/\?
thought that the last of them had been eaten by the koreans last pass over
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fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 21:21,
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can't actually see anything...
computer... ENHANCE
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Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 21:14,
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need to wave your hands around a bit more when you do that.
*pfft every one knows that*
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fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 21:16,
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I can kind of sea what your looking at now
could be a kind of pareidolia though, but it does resemble a footprint
EDIT: Piss
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Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 21:25,
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and this couldn't be one why?
not dismissing what you found, just saying it could be a trick. I can see a snowman, mickey mouse shouting out of a megaphone and a sperm. Doesn't mean their there though...
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Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 21:40,
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not saying that this isnt a pareidolia
but this leaps out to me as being a boot print with out having to squint or turn my head around three times.
i do unerstand that this could be , and most probably be passed of as marsh gas with the light of venus shining through at just the right angle to confuse.
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fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 21:45,
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Why are you trying to buy a metal detector?
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Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 21:16,
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/\ because that is one of my hobbys/\
why, do you have one ?
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fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 21:20,
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No sorry
There is someone near me who has one though. He usually parades the field after the fair has been to collect the tonnes of loose change thrown from cidered up chavs on rides like "the shaker" and "the orbiter"
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Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 21:22,
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thats what i plan to do tommorow after our local fair has packed up and left or
sunk in to the ground, never to be seen again.
there will be the soft muted hum of rick astly from under gorund for years to come
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fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 21:24,
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Proofs!
Still can't see what you're seeing there. Just looks like a load of dirt to me...
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wheresthefish This div will be replaced, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 21:19,
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try the second link with the same pic but this time with a red ring around the area
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fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 21:22,
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I dunno.
Maybe, if I squint and turn my head sideways, I might, possibly be able to discern the faintest possibility of the suggestion of the outline of a footprint.
Or maybe it's just the highly-evolved pattern recognition ability of the human brain trying to find order in the chaos...
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wheresthefish This div will be replaced, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 22:07,
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I think I see what you're seeing, tho I had to blow it up pretty huge and play with my brightness to see it
But the pattern seems to repeat randomly all over the whole image, might be some weirdness caused by the way it's been digitised or coded or something, hard to tell, really.
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WiL Pantheist Bi Polar Polyamoric Pansexual, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 21:26,
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this is the only one i have found
i wasnt even lookng for any thing just viewing the image when i saw this.
i think that you may be refering to the edges that are stitched together to creat the whole image, these are clearly visible and not to be confused with the high lighted section. also i didnt kneed to change any settings on my display to view this .
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fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 21:32,
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that is strange.
it does indeed look like a faint shoe print. but i think if it were actually a shoe print, it would be a deeper impression... wouldn't it?
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 21:36,
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did the rain put you of the ball kicking?
or was it that you didnt want to ruin your stilleto's?
there was so muh going on that even i nearrly missed my own ball kicking. what a great day it was , with candy floss a mass balloon release and cold compresses.
are we still on for the tit punching? i am looking forward to this up coming even, but would like to know what enetertainment you will be laying on and what if any refreshments will be available. will they be subsidised?
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fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 21:49,
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well it should be pointed out that it would seem you still are unable to embed a photo...
haha
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 22:07,
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seems that image shack got the better of me
tried the other optional links in the preview but didnt work
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fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 22:11,
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WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
*adjusts tin foil hat*
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jams find what you love, then let it kill you., Sun 8 Jul 2012, 21:38,
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I'm going to put this out there, and you can scoff if you like
but I don't think it's a real boot print. In the thousands of miles of Martian land you spot something that vaguely (really vaguely) resembles a boot print. Some sort of pareidolia. (pedeidolia? lol greek joke)
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magnum, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 21:46,
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mmmmm mmm nomnomnom nom nom mmmm
*burps*
oh .. erm , sorry , not that sort of scoff?
in all likelihood,it will turn out to be some thing simple and easily explained , but and this will oodle your noodle, what if it is real? or like in capricorn one the whole thing is faked?
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fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 21:52,
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what kind of scale is this?
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rob Hello, I'm a board sig., Sun 8 Jul 2012, 22:26,
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Good point, what size is the 'shoe'?
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WiL Pantheist Bi Polar Polyamoric Pansexual, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 22:30,
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The wheels are 25cm in diameter, and narrower than they are tall (couldn't find a width measurement)
So those tracks on the left are less than 25cm.
tl;dr: FUCKING SMALL BOOT!
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Sun 8 Jul 2012, 22:32,
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This is an interesting take on Cinderella.
*****
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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 22:45,
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Also, very light steps
*posts more rebuttal below*
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Ye of Little Faith "I'm not a troll - they dressed me up like this.", Sun 8 Jul 2012, 23:07,
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Wouldn't there be more of them?
But on a side note I would like to know if I can get a nice podiatrist in Cydonia, taking these large steps over rovers is causing some severe foot pain.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 22:35,
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what did you make?
a screen shot of something that's just a rehash of something that NASA made...
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wjh31, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 22:39,
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Calm down, calm down!
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WiL Pantheist Bi Polar Polyamoric Pansexual, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 22:41,
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i made the ground breaking discovery that some thing mars looks like some thing on the out side of your feet
but i most cases wouldnt actualy be there because that would be wrong and every one knows that we havnt been to mars yet, unlike obama who apparently has
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fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 22:46,
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Now, I know you're just posting an interesting pic, but
- some numbskulls take this sort of thing seriously, so here's how it isn't really a bootprint.
The wheels of the Opportunity Rover are ten inches wide. Compare the wheel prints to your pic's faint artefact.
Your pic's "boot print" is, by a rough estimate, only about half that size in length (a very small shoe), and a very faint impression.
The Rover - adjusting for Martian gravity - weighs about 140lb: around the weight of a slim adult on Earth. It spreads that weight over six wheels, and makes obvious, thick, clear tracks in the dust.
If a person wearing boots stood on the same surface, we'd see a much deeper, more defined, larger impression.
Me, I can't see anything more than a vaguely lozenge-shaped patch of dust among many others in a vast panorama.
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Ye of Little Faith "I'm not a troll - they dressed me up like this.", Sun 8 Jul 2012, 23:04,
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but dear god man if you are going explode my findings
with such clear and concise logic at least include some marsh gas or diffraction of light references as well
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fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 23:07,
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OMG BABIES ON MARS
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Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 0:01,
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10 inches APART
not 10 inches wide
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 1:43,
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Always about the girth with you
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Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 8:22,
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there's only one print..what did they do?..fucking hop there?
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:41,
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Clam eating salt
Ronseal..
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:21,
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My pet slug does that.
Well, he did it once.
He's dead now.
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Fartfurter in the facefurter, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:24,
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Awww
slug thinks he's clam!
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:30,
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Clam Eating Salt On Floor
Not Ronseal on grounds of clearly being on a table.
Gross anyway. Boil the fuck out of it.
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wheresthefish This div will be replaced, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:27,
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yeah and like the sea bed is a fucking bed
clams don't give a shit
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Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:29,
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Clam don't give a fuck
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:30,
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Only the "bearded clam"
Thems do!
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:31,
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ7o8PuXpAg
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fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 21:10,
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ay ay ay ay ay
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:12,
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Heh tonguey, should draw eyes on it.
*puts salt on nob & orders clams.
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loci, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:28,
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I like the bit where it licks the salt
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:30,
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That's the most horrendous thing I've seen today
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magnum, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:32,
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Salt is delicious. I can not blame this clam.
If I was sat on a salt-covered table I'd probably do the same.
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vix0r was not Matthew on, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:50,
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Read that as 'Clam eating shit'
Thought Jamie Oliver
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war3n3xt 's 88 m3ltdown, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 21:06,
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The ladies will be salting their kebabs
and buying a bag of clams
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Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 21:08,
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"I'd like to use a salt eating clam to..."
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unclepills, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 21:09,
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...do the dishes?
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Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 21:12,
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donate to mictoboy
if he doesn't win
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unclepills, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 21:19,
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A Belgian would have a knife in that n have it down their oesophagus before it had time to finish it's first lick
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WiL Pantheist Bi Polar Polyamoric Pansexual, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 21:09,
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Mates had one of these each in Brussels last week
Gonna show them that video now.
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Lt. Shinysides IT'S TRUE, I DO HAVE A PROBLEM!, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 23:23,
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Don't let the guys at Squeel see this,
God knows what they'd come up with...
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loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 21:10,
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CANDLE!!!!!11
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Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 21:13,
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8 years of my life...
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loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 21:17,
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Caaaandles!!!
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wheresthefish This div will be replaced, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 21:16,
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Cheers
The worrying thing is, my B3ta age appears to be higher than my mental one!
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loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 21:23,
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Happy Candles!!!
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 21:32,
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Fankoo!
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loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 22:12,
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happy candles there fellow.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 22:28,
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instead of salt
they should have put garlic and butter on the table. Yummy self seasoning food!
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 21:32,
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Nice!
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Sand Squid Capt Kirk was a sex god!, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 8:10,
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I bet that tastes salty
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TownsendsPublisher Woooooooooooooooooooooooo!, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 21:46,
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He shall need a nice healthy pint of water soon.
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Sherbets Leaf, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 22:05,
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They prefer vimto.
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Oysdgp 99p, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 22:29,
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Aww
I'd never expected to want a pet clam, but there's the inspiration.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 22:24,
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I can hardly wait for the sequel
"Clam With High Blood Pressure"
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Shiksa 2.0 bigger, better, faster...ok, just bigger, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 22:50,
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This is the freakiest thing I've seen in a long while :|
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Sand Squid Capt Kirk was a sex god!, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 8:13,
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Clams don't have tongues, that's actually its foot
It's trying to bury itself into the table and the salt is harming it:
www.newstatesman.com/blogs/sci-tech/2012/07/horrifying-truth-behind-horrifying-clam-video
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Mandrake needed a dispenser on, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 22:48,
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Every game ever made for 22 classic consoles
A snip at just €999,999.99
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Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 19:57,
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A snip for a ready-made museum.
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jonbob : pot-plotch nugger., Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:08,
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I can see why he'd want to sell it
having collected many things over the years, if your collection becomes "complete" it's not as interesting. Most of the fun is in searching out the missing bits.
Also, acquiring the whole lot in one go wouldn't satisfy me for long, I'd get it, look at it and thing "great. What next?"
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LP, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:11,
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Michael Jackson syndrome
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Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:16,
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Not his most obvious peculiarity
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TownsendsPublisher Woooooooooooooooooooooooo!, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:23,
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did you see the documentary about him,
there's a bit he goes into an antique shop that sells stuff in 5/6 digit price range and he just goes round pointing at things going "I'll take that... and that... umm, yeah that as well," and he seems totally bored.
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Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:27,
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I saw that - I believe it was the Martin Bashir interview
I distinctly remember the sales guy in the shop, who followed Michael eagerly, rubbing his hands together all the time. I'm pretty sure they weren't actually antiques but ultra-expensive reproductions, not that it really matters. He (Michael) asked Martin at one point if he liked some giant, gaudy vase - Bashir tactfully avoided saying it was a tacky piece of shit. Michael bought it, for something like $20,000 along with tons of equally vile baubles.
In the same program Martin bluntly asked Michael how much money he had, to which Michael admitted it was at least a billion dollars.
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Zachariah Pardon, pardon. J'AI UNE POUSETTE, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:55,
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he probably didn't even know,
I guess it becomes kind of academic at that point.
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Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 21:01,
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Here it is
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Zachariah Pardon, pardon. J'AI UNE POUSETTE, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 21:00,
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that's the bunny,
he was like an innocent little child, and the whole celebrity media thing just totally fucked him up. :(
4eva in ar harts
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Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 21:09,
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like inside
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Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 21:15,
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he was a peado
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Ol' Ginger Bastard that ginger fuck, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 3:19,
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He should just throw away a rare one...
...like Oscar Lomax.
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jonbob : pot-plotch nugger., Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:17,
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There must be a torrent of this?
Wonder how many GB it runs to..!
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smokinfish * All time exists simultaneously *, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:16,
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maybe 2 or 3
half of them are probably under 64k each
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Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:16,
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Well
Given that it includes all the GameCube games as well, probably quite a bit more. If you discount those though...
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beau_nidle, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:36,
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Includes Gamecube stuff
At up to 1.4gig each... (edit: Piss!)
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Fronds are waving gently on, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:37,
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ah good point,
on googling a NES game can be up to a meg as well, I was thinking more Atari 2600 kind of size
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Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:51,
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Drinknird
I made this!
Here's another from the Black Moon camp.
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Black Moon NEW BOC? OMG!!, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 19:48,
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Bleh!
Clickage
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WiL Pantheist Bi Polar Polyamoric Pansexual, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 19:54,
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Milky milky.
But why are the credits backwards?
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pissflaps., Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:02,
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Now that's rather special.
*click*
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:21,
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i found that a bit nauseating to watch.
but have a click!
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 21:42,
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borderline boke
Bet it got really warm at the end!
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simbosan, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 21:58,
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well thats revolting
it'd make a nice gif though
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augsav <3, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 22:13,
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Is that a caravan?
Nice if so.
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gingerfreak Pan Book Of Horror 12 was my favourite, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 22:26,
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This is your
Finest moment:) I salute you!
Edit: This was the best one I did; www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgAFSW-Ikrc I need to have another play and you are inspiring me :)
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zacherynuk Floccinaucinihilipilification, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 22:29,
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haha
cool idea well made
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mutated monty, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 23:17,
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still love the music :-)
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JamTallons Sokath, his eyes uncovered!, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 23:29,
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i like your stuff generally but this is really outstandingly good.
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tickle i love hip hop, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 23:29,
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Thanks very much!
It's took me a while to get this done, the first attempt was a total disaster.
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Black Moon NEW BOC? OMG!!, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 2:35,
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sorry to ref yr sig and not the vid, but...
you met Trevor Horn??? wow!!!
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softporn 70's sink fixer, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 8:48,
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Yes, and Lol Creme.
Trev also mentioned my name on stage thanking me for something. He's a top bloke.
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Black Moon NEW BOC? OMG!!, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 10:30,
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For you
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 19:28,
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Show us yer knickers
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttb1gjs8s1g
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Oysdgp 99p, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:42,
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Well, well. An /link that mentions gay pride....
...and here you are. Do you have some whoopsie-alarm rigged up?
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Tab Hunter NEXT SHOUT OF "GC" GETS A PUNISHMENT BUMMING ON, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 21:15,
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Oh you would make that connection wouldn't you?
Mind you I am in the second picture of the link.
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Oysdgp 99p, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 21:39,
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REALLY!?
I thought this year it was strictly "no uglies".
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Tab Hunter NEXT SHOUT OF "GC" GETS A PUNISHMENT BUMMING ON, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 22:07,
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Doesn't matter from behind.
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Oysdgp 99p, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 22:27,
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Insightful and measured coverage of this year's mini-gay pride march in London from The Christian Voice
First comment is lully:
"Just looking at these troubling pictures is shocking. And these homosexuals want to tell us that they are not insane or have serious psychiatric problems? This is anti-social behaviour personified. They need to be steeped in the blood of Christ for salvation. God’s soldiers need to rise up now."
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joetotale, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 19:11,
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Well
I guess at least that proves there's still a point to it
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WiL Pantheist Bi Polar Polyamoric Pansexual, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 19:17,
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"Normal people will be shocked and saddened that fellow human beings, made in the image of God, could fall so low – and that certain of our politicians encourage them."
commentary worthy of the daily mail.
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mictoboy page 4, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 19:19,
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I'm fairly sure that "Christian Voice" is a one-man operation & solely the work of a (mentalist) Stephen Green.
So I'm not going to get massively upset about this. The silly little tinker.
[edit] - His former wife accuses him of beating her & their kids with weapons. Nice chap. WARNING - DM link
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Tab Hunter NEXT SHOUT OF "GC" GETS A PUNISHMENT BUMMING ON, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 19:22,
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don't forget George Hargreaves
who is not only heavily involved with Christian Voice, but also - he was the producer on "So Macho" by Sonita, the B-Side to which is called "Cruising"
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LP, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 19:41,
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Well, that's some fairly obscure gay-culture references right there.
You dirty bumder.
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Tab Hunter NEXT SHOUT OF "GC" GETS A PUNISHMENT BUMMING ON, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 19:48,
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cruising isn't that obscure a reference is it?
I mean it's not even subtle!
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LP, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 19:52,
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You know the title of the b-side to Sinitta's "So Macho" single.
That's quite gay.
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Tab Hunter NEXT SHOUT OF "GC" GETS A PUNISHMENT BUMMING ON, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 19:55,
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only because
I checked the copy of it I have on my turntable *right now*
I'm not making this better am I
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LP, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 19:58,
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that'll be Sinitta
who a 23 year old Simon Cowell was dating when she was "officially" 13, according to her publicly stated date of birth.
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mr horrible prick wanker, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 19:59,
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my god you're right
I checked the title but not the spelling.
*hands gay membership card back to Tabby*
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LP, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:02,
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*puts back up bumhole*
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Tab Hunter NEXT SHOUT OF "GC" GETS A PUNISHMENT BUMMING ON, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:21,
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'our models are six years older than their stated age'
sounds like a publicity stunt to me...
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SquidHead four hundred ? I'm coming right over., Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:19,
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I see one commentator advocates prayer and fasting to stop this sort of thing.
Lets hope he concentrates on the fasting.
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My Front Fell Off ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 19:23,
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I read that as 'prayer and fisting'
Been on B3ta too long.
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Zachariah Pardon, pardon. J'AI UNE POUSETTE, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 21:04,
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Is it just me
or does the phrase "...in what we understand is ‘bondage gear’..." sound a little like Stephen knows full well what it is and quite enjoys wearing it.
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thecrapgatsby did actually promise you a rose garden, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 19:27,
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Gay Pride = Sexual Flamboyance Pride
Ok that's not entirely fair, but it was quite a messy parade. But I think that's more of a "lots of drunken people in the street" rather than "They've spilled GAY everywhere!"
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Extinct Jesus Dossier BRB...gotta penis..., Sun 8 Jul 2012, 19:29,
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I hate to agree, since it makes me think I'm being intolerant.
I just wonder if this sort of thing is counter-productive.
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jonbob : pot-plotch nugger., Sun 8 Jul 2012, 19:40,
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I love that the author of the main piece was prepared to quote Peter Tatchell
because it was negative about the event. Hypocritical retard.
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P-MONKE handing out wet-wipes, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 19:38,
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I'd like to see an alternative parade
One for those of use who don't care for all that flamboyance and extravagance and just want equal treatment under the law. Call me crazy, but I think it's a lot easier to be taken seriously when you're wearing more than a thong and a feather boa. I ought to say that I do support those peeps, but I do wish they'd tone down the fabulousness just a tad.
Actually, fuck it. If parades like this one make those empty-headed, hateful bigots uncomfortable then I'm all for them, despite their being not entirely to my taste. People like that almost make me wish there was a God, just so he/she/it could show up and royally smite them for all the things done in his/her/its name.
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jonbob : pot-plotch nugger., Sun 8 Jul 2012, 19:38,
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I think
I'm largely with you.
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LP, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 19:43,
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*Shakes hand manfully*
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jonbob : pot-plotch nugger., Sun 8 Jul 2012, 19:45,
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That's not my hand
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LP, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 19:46,
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I didn't say it was your hand I was shaking!
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jonbob : pot-plotch nugger., Sun 8 Jul 2012, 19:57,
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I had wondered what was tickling my colon.
I assumed it was the butternut squash and spinach curry I made last night as that's had my trousers flapping like a windsock in a hurricane all day.
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LP, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:01,
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agree
personally I think that Pride events should be more focused on the loving relationship than the sex. I really don't want to see someone dressed up as Darth Vader with his cock out (seen in Brighton) for any damn cause.
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Ol' Ginger Bastard that ginger fuck, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 4:31,
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I think there's some idea that if you ask them to put it away you're being somehow anti gay
But I don't see why homos on parade has to mean cocks n arses myself, it's supposed to be, 'Look we're here and proud, yay!' fun dancing and smiles, not, 'Look at my arsehole and puke you straight vanilla bastards!' and often goes overboard from flamboyant fun to just plain gross public indecency and I really think it does nobody any favours to be quite so confrontational about it.
Last time I saw one in Manchester a few years back that was some dude wearing nothing but glitter and a buttplug up his arse sticking Vs up at anyone who objected, and sorry, but too fucking much for the street, mate, get off the K and put it away.
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WiL Pantheist Bi Polar Polyamoric Pansexual, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 10:01,
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Just tried to leave a comment on that there site
In which I blame homosexuals for falling shoe quilty and ever since civil parnerships the quality of socks has gone down hill aswell.My comment is awaiting moderation.......gutted
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CysticSpazzGland clare balding's left bollock, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:12,
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Ah, moderated comments.
The sign of truly free and open discourse.
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jonbob : pot-plotch nugger., Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:21,
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....and at the other end of the spectrum:
Youtube comments- home of the erudite & tolerant.
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Tab Hunter NEXT SHOUT OF "GC" GETS A PUNISHMENT BUMMING ON, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:42,
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Now I'm wondering where /links fits into that spectrum...
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wheresthefish This div will be replaced, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 21:44,
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I commented with
"YOUR ALL GAY"
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 22:11,
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Gay men: His greatest fear.
...and deepest desire.
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Oysdgp 99p, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 21:44,
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Dunno why he fears us; we're not all like Tabby
(who I'm sure is a perfectly nice bloke apart from... well, you know)
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jonbob : pot-plotch nugger., Sun 8 Jul 2012, 22:12,
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His fang-toothed cock eating anus?
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Oysdgp 99p, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 22:33,
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....and this is why you're my FAVOURITE of /link's lavender mob.
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Tab Hunter NEXT SHOUT OF "GC" GETS A PUNISHMENT BUMMING ON, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 10:59,
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Monty Python & The Holy Grail - (Full movie)
Ronseal & apols if posted before.
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 19:06,
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Nice one! Cheers!
Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptangya Ziiinnggggggg Ni!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:53,
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More Source Filmmaker...less serious than the one below
Seen quite a lot of people just re-doing old SFM clips like Meet the Heavy. I was laughing much more than I should have at this.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier BRB...gotta penis..., Sun 8 Jul 2012, 18:37,
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SFM is definitely a Good Thing...
...and props to Valve for releasing it, but given the amount of time that goes into making all the models and other assets one needs to make a film I think they might be overstating how big a deal it actually is.
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jonbob : pot-plotch nugger., Sun 8 Jul 2012, 19:43,
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Aren't all the models already in the game?
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Shippy likes linebreaks and doesn't care what you think, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:05,
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Yes they are.
However, if you want to do anything commercial you can't use any of Valve's models. To be fair, you can't use Source either so it's probably a moot point.
So far I've only seen TF2 examples; I'm sure it won't be long before we see some films set in and around C17.
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jonbob : pot-plotch nugger., Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:17,
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There's been a few anyway, to be honest
Escape from City 17 was a pretty good project that was running for a while
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Extinct Jesus Dossier BRB...gotta penis..., Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:53,
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A mock advert I have made for Cider.
I made this!
I tried to make it socially aware n that.
Something refreshing after the tennis, maybe.
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jonofthesouth and shit and piss, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 18:16,
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Ha ha!!
'Tramp fuel'
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jams find what you love, then let it kill you., Sun 8 Jul 2012, 18:24,
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*clicks*
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Fluffster, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 18:57,
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I always thought it odd that Richard E Grant ordered it that way in Withnail
And now it's de rigueur. Weirdness.
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thecrapgatsby did actually promise you a rose garden, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 19:03,
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Excellent
Pretty much sums it up.
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Sherbets Leaf, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 19:10,
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Is it wrong that I saw that thumbnail and then immediately wanted to grab a beer from the fridge?
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JamTallons Sokath, his eyes uncovered!, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:00,
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I saw the thumbnail
and decided I needed a piss
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LP, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:03,
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Just because I felt like it!
Shoe people theme tune. Takes me back
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Jesus baps Seems to be a bit rubbish, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 17:22,
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Happy lonely boy
Welcome to rural mid wales. I can't decide on my favourite artiste.
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johnsonthemegafauna, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 16:22,
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I was expecting a rendition of this at first
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kbgjmmr5vw
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Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 16:46,
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this is the best one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLitYOqSvHo
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Fartfurter in the facefurter, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 17:05,
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do dogs wear shoes in Wales?
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Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 17:07,
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Yes, but not indoors.
We're not backward.
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Fartfurter in the facefurter, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 17:27,
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Yes you are.
/has been to Swansea
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Tab Hunter NEXT SHOUT OF "GC" GETS A PUNISHMENT BUMMING ON, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 19:04,
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ha ha
We don't speak of that place.
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Fartfurter in the facefurter, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:19,
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The piss artiste comes top of my list.
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jams find what you love, then let it kill you., Sun 8 Jul 2012, 18:25,
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Cut Chemist featuring Blackbird - Outro (Revisited)
Found this today. Cracking.
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dingodrum Southampton's leading stalker, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 15:40,
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I like that
cheers
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Fartfurter in the facefurter, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 17:07,
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the cuts were ok
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tickle i love hip hop, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 23:35,
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Oh you crazy Koreans with your suicides, your pickled cabbage and your watermelon torture.
Psst - www.b3ta.com/links/821251 - sorry!
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Zuowan , etc., Sun 8 Jul 2012, 15:06,
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Popular page the other day :-/
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 15:09,
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brilliant!, can we try this with gordon ramsay next
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Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 16:41,
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Judging by his forehead........
someone already has.
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jams find what you love, then let it kill you., Sun 8 Jul 2012, 18:24,
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Since there's already a mushroom cloud on the popular page...
I made this!
here's one I saw / took photos of / filmed / stitched together in Sony Vegas the other week.
Not a brilliant video, but at least a great apocalyptic twat of a cloud.
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Zuowan , etc., Sun 8 Jul 2012, 14:45,
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Ace
Is that a UFO at 1:27 in the top right corner..
Also what tune is that please? Hefty nuke cloud though.
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Sherbets Leaf, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 15:18,
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It's Same New Era by Kelpe.
And a normal regular plane.
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Zuowan , etc., Sun 8 Jul 2012, 15:32,
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Cheers sounds good
I did figure it was normal plane after i watched the whole vid. Good timelapse photography there. Wish i had a camera sometimes.
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Sherbets Leaf, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 15:36,
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