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Sexytime!
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It's late, and that means it's sexytime! Great looking book on the art of the 70's porno poster. Worth scrolling down for the preview, some fantastic pics amongst them. Not really NSFW in anything other than subject matter.
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Jimbuktu Hello, it's been a while., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 23:01,
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Have some music to go with it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxjwF2f6JO0
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Tusk knows where you live, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 23:05,
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Excellent.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is about to throw a marmalade hand grenade, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 23:12,
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The erotic Doctor Jekyll is a good one
Though actually like what they have done with the pic above.
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Jimbuktu Hello, it's been a while., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 23:47,
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And now for something more chilled out...
I made this!
I feel this really captures the elegance and power of the modern day hero. Plus the music is catchy ._.
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adamsmithh, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:57,
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You came out of lurking to bring us that?!
It's so, so ....disturbing? just um, yeah, that.
*click*
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Jimbuktu Hello, it's been a while., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 23:03,
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I LOVE THESE
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is about to throw a marmalade hand grenade, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 23:15,
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Some dirty yiffers out there would probably get off to that
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 23:19,
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More you say?
... very well then.
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adamsmithh, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 2:26,
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loved it
so good
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Mokoshne, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 6:46,
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It's pretty good, but like the original, I found it a bit overlong.
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TobestersNZ, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 6:49,
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Any ideas chaps?
I made this!
As members of one of the most creative and funny sites on the web, just wondering if you guys can come up with a comedy scene for our next vid? as you can see we have the use of 2 normalcameras and an underwater cam. We'll gladly give you a shoutout if you fancy having a pop ?(and b3ta of course!)
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backofthelandingnet, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:20,
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What the hell is happening on /Links?
Not like it's Newbie Tuesday either.
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Jimbuktu Hello, it's been a while., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:28,
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Its nearly 12pm......
So it will soon be:
'Goooood bye newbie Tuesday'
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jams find what you love, then let it kill you., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:36,
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arf!
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Jimbuktu Hello, it's been a while., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:37,
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You both take too many massive drugs
and try to drive your honda accord down the road, but end up flying off into the river and get eaten by a shark just before it brings down a helicopter. Why have you not thought of this before?
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is about to throw a marmalade hand grenade, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:33,
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You forgot the topless supermodels!
You can't have a good story without them!
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:46,
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but everything is ok in the end, because you go to Thailand
and bang all the whores like all the other sex tourists
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Ol' Ginger Bastard is getting some marmamamamalade!, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:08,
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Right, you need to jazz it all up man.
I want the next one to be like an episode of WWE. I want shouting at the camera about how many fish you are gonna catch. I want this to be your inspriation:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cF4ZTcuhixc
And this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrlSz-Xxo50&feature=related
I want you to take those fish down to China town and fuck them up. You dig?
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atdotslash is pushing things forward, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:35,
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This
HARD
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cinquante_neuf saw a crime happen on, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:43,
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^^ This with some added this ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhHDXk8g4FE
employ some tupac back from the dead hologram tech, but use randy man savage have him punch down the mako. all win there.
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miss fortunate not everything is improved with grated cheese, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:57,
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Yes!
But with punching of the shark added.
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atdotslash is pushing things forward, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 23:08,
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Say, do you guys like fish sticks?
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:36,
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HAHA!
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skeltonator Worse than a bambi rapist roboplegic mechahitler., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 23:11,
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I like when you pour petrol over it at 8:36 or whatever.
But seriously, there no way that comedy and fishing can be combined. Boring past-time for boring cunts, IMHO.
EDIT: I know that this breaks one of the rules of the board, viz. not slagging off other people's work, but that's the dullest video I've ever seen. 26 minutes of fishing 'banter'. Bo-lacks. I say this with impunity because you're a bunch of spamming non-chatters. And because I'm perfect.
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Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:43,
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i really really like fishing and i agree with everything you say here... with one exception, you are not perfect.
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miss fortunate not everything is improved with grated cheese, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 23:04,
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No comedy in fishing you say?
You haven't seen this then.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2eGc8uO3yA
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Tusk knows where you live, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 23:09,
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That's brilliant :)
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Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 1:51,
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This deserves a post of its own
Soupoib
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skintagain, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:14,
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Ah-hahahahaaa!
I usually hate these "blooper" videos, but this just made my day!
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xandmi, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:27,
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Oh say can you see...
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pissflaps., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:45,
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Isn't it "Jose, can't you see .."?
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xandmi, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:29,
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maybe it is the wine that has taken the edge off...
but i am astounded to see you still at it, and posting here.
fish on guys.
(it would be nice if you joined in and said hello every once in a while)
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miss fortunate not everything is improved with grated cheese, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:48,
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It's just good to see two people so totally in love.
I'm wiping away a tear.
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:51,
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it is touching
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miss fortunate not everything is improved with grated cheese, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:58,
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Touching
*giggle*
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 23:12,
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needs more filthy talk...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZ1IwXwN738
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swank, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 23:11,
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By all accounts, Spam makes a very effective bait...

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 23:18,
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use a fisheye lens
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cumquat may because you're mine, I walk the lino, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 23:36,
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1. yes
2. yes
3. no
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 0:36,
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Batman:Dark Knightfall
A rather stunning fan made stop-motion animation.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is about to throw a marmalade hand grenade, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:12,
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I'm looking forward
to the animated version of The Dark Knight Returns, it's where they should have gone with the films.
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Jimbuktu Hello, it's been a while., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:16,
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I remembered yesterday that there is abit in the Dark Knight Returns where a nutter shoots up a cinema
I wonder if they'll include it?
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rogers nelson is the unexpected item in your bagging area, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:36,
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Am I the only one
who doesn't have Flubster on ignore?
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is about to throw a marmalade hand grenade, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:02,
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I've been nursing a flubster, just need to find a sock.
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:03,
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i do hope you do
your own laundry.
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miss fortunate not everything is improved with grated cheese, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:19,
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I just throw it at the wall. The ones that don't stick get washed.
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:47,
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Naa, not just you.
Like I said the other day, I just read his posts out loud in a little girly voice. It makes some of them quite funny.
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:06,
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it's on the front page
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rigby came before the chicken and the egg on, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:07,
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a podcast about the corporate event happening in london
no pretty pics but a great listen
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rigby came before the chicken and the egg on, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:58,
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Jessie the clever dog
She is amazing!
As are you people. Thank you so much for your lovely posts today for the Tabs birthday. You are all so very kind. Those that sent me cards and gifts too, they have been passed on, you are bloody AWESOME.
Happy Birthday my lovely friend, glad I could make you smile over the last few days and hope this year is as good to you, as you have been to me.
Thank you /links for letting me spread some birthday joy, I appreciate it, and thank you for allowing me to show how much I care.
x
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is about to throw a marmalade hand grenade, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:52,
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:D
*click*
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skeltonator Worse than a bambi rapist roboplegic mechahitler., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:55,
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I have no idea what I just watched.
But I think it ends up in a drug fuelled hell for the once-so-keen little dog
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Jimbuktu Hello, it's been a while., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:01,
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She loves it.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is about to throw a marmalade hand grenade, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:02,
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Don't we all Herbs, don't we all
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Jimbuktu Hello, it's been a while., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:08,
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That was an awfully low mailbox to expect a postman to have to deliver to.
That bone idle bitch has got one hell of a cute dog though.
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Pig Bodine., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:10,
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This video sponsored by
The Cats for Canine Slavery Foundation
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:21,
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Jessie the clever cat......
(mine by the way!)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwhZqJl1VAA&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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t0ria inevitable, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:37,
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I remember her!
awww...my cats do the same thing!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is about to throw a marmalade hand grenade, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:40,
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It was a 'pleasure'...
;-)
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pissflaps., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:42,
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That dog has serious OCD
The woman seems to have a fear of taking her own absorbent materials into the bathroom.
Also, I wouldn't eat that pancake personally.
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Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:43,
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the only trick my dog does out of all of that
is the toaster one, he steals eggos, then drops them on the floor when someone catches him... we call them dog waffles...
social services should probably be called
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miss fortunate not everything is improved with grated cheese, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 23:13,
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Dunno what to make of this
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:46,
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Ahhh, nobhead.
Bringer of irony. Just got to love drunkerds.
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atdotslash is pushing things forward, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:49,
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the foreign national was irish incase anybody was wondering. said so on the news in brisbane so it must be true.....
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bruxia, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 5:50,
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spaaaaaam gets a pasting
NSFW
Enlightening devonshire pub based sandwich spread discourse - Hellish!
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lexington sharpstain, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:43,
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ha
Reminds me of when I worked in a (different) warehouse. Teas up.
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Jimbuktu Hello, it's been a while., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:52,
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:D
Yep thats about right. I witness this sort of thing everyday.
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skeltonator Worse than a bambi rapist roboplegic mechahitler., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:54,
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reminds me of
Last of the Summer Wine
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SquidHead four hundred ? I'm coming right over., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:06,
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Sir Bernard Lovell RIP
A great Britain, huge contribution to astronomy and during the war. Jodrell Bank is well worth a visit.
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Smale is stuffed, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:57,
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=(
I hope to get up there one day
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Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:02,
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likewise, i can see it from a nearby hill
i.imgur.com/kVILI.jpg
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Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:29,
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There have been a few concerts there recent(ish)
Here's a clip of The Flaming Lips gig, projecting images onto the telescope dish...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpHFPQIkvvs
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Damien Hurts just forgot a really good idea, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 7:45,
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went when I was a kid, it was brilliant
must go back now I can appreciate it a bit more
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h3donist zoinks!, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:05,
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Rather bizarrely...
...The Grauniad's obituary is by Sir Fred Hoyle, who died in 2001!
www.guardian.co.uk/science/2012/aug/07/sir-bernard-lovell
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Harry Webshiter, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:11,
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I've been to Goonhilly
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Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:13,
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Me too!
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skeltonator Worse than a bambi rapist roboplegic mechahitler., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:33,
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I know precious little about the guy
other than that there's a bloody great dish in Cheshire with his name on it.
Seems a shame that such a key figure in radioastronomy would be so little known in his own country...
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wheresthefish This div will be replaced, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:21,
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Nice link
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JeremyBeadlesHands is nacho friend, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:23,
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Marvin Hamlisch throws a seven :(
Sad to hear that this chap died today. Bringing Joplin's music to the masses was a great thing to do and his arrangements in The Sting were fun. I prefer the raw piano versions, hence this guy playing the Maple Leaf Rag. This performer's other rag vids are well worth a look if you like the music. He's got a real talent.
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Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:32,
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Must practice that up again at some stage
Haven't played it for years. Its sooooo much fun to play.
*Edit* And even in death his work is done! :D Click.
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Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:34,
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Ah, a fellow Joppers player.
I've never been able to play a proper version of this, but then I've never tried learning one. At present I've memorised Bethena, Pleasant Moments, The Chrysanthemum, Scott Joplin's New Rag, Combination March, Country Club, Elite Syncopations and a bit of a simpler version of Original Rags. My head can't take much more :)
As a listener, the last two stanzas of the Maple Leaf are two of my all time favourites though.
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Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:01,
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Oh that is sad...
I grew up loving the music he made in some of my favourite films. The new Liberace film looked brilliant too.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is about to throw a marmalade hand grenade, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:47,
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I only know him for The Sting. Shame on me! I'll have to look into his other things.
A film about Liberace, you say? That must be worth watching.
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Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:02,
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The way we were, The spy who loved me
A chorus line. The Liberace thing is for HBO and if it's HBO it's bound to be good! Although Matt Damon and Michael Douglas as lovers o_O
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is about to throw a marmalade hand grenade, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:16,
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Olympics brick by brick
Surprised these haven't been posted yet. Recreations of great Olympic moments in Lego. Check out the characters in the audience too.
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Smale is stuffed, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:59,
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They all look like freebase here:
www.guardian.co.uk/sport/video/2012/aug/06/usain-bolt-gold-100m-brick-video
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:02,
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Apparently this is a thing now
The trousers.
My god the trousers.
Completely absurd yet strangely hypnotic and impressive brownian teenagers / children.
It seems to be an offshoot of (the purely absurd) Jumpstyle.
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Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:52,
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brownian?
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Cockweasle, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:56,
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As in "motion"
Extended, inaccurate and vague metaphor. Sorry.
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Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:09,
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hahah right. I thought it was some slang term that I wasn't up on
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Tsukamaro Kimura bully service:good price, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 1:00,
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Youtube "Melbourne shuffle"
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Maffers Five zombies. 4 bullets. Two zombies., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:56,
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I dance like that.
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pissflaps., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:57,
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hence the cupboard full of trophies
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Cockweasle, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:58,
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trophies roadside hookers
;)
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Jimbuktu Hello, it's been a while., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:09,
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cupboard wheelie bin
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skeltonator Worse than a bambi rapist roboplegic mechahitler., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:40,
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MJ lives on
Hide your kids
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Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:58,
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Hardstyle shuffling has been around for years.
Get with the program man. *clicks*
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skeltonator Worse than a bambi rapist roboplegic mechahitler., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:01,
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I believe I have proved myself worthy of a "grandad" rather than just a "man"
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Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:10,
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Yeah grandad man.
NICE1 TOP1 GETSORTED.
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skeltonator Worse than a bambi rapist roboplegic mechahitler., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:14,
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this looks like an offshoot
of the 'Running Man' dance
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ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:02,
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This ^^^
running man mixed with moonwalk.
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NooShmoo 'It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bullocks', Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:25,
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its not that bad
Just kids having fun, innit?
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:04,
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That's what they said about the Nazis
...
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Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:11,
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they look like those cheek-rivettingly priced Cyberdog rave trousers
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h3donist zoinks!, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:04,
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I bought some trousers from cyberdog once
they lasted two all nighters in a quarry in somerset before just falling apart.
A bit like me really.
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LP, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:40,
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Did you have to take them up 12" so you could walk in them?
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is about to throw a marmalade hand grenade, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:09,
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You are so unhip!
Check out www.hardbase.fm and all it's sister stations..
*awaits loads of replies saying "no thanks!"*
I had no idea the music had a trouser faction, mind.
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smokinfish * All time exists simultaneously *, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:05,
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More into my breaks tbh, but I have some friends that would appreciate this link. Cheers.
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skeltonator Worse than a bambi rapist roboplegic mechahitler., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:08,
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Not into the hardstyle myself, but
www.trancebase.fm is really good! :)
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smokinfish * All time exists simultaneously *, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:09,
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These 2 are pretty cool, if you like that sort of thing.
www.jungle.fm/
www.nuskoolbreaks.co.uk/forum/index.php
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skeltonator Worse than a bambi rapist roboplegic mechahitler., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:13,
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What I like about the <style>base.fm lot
is that a lot of the time, including daytime, the "presenters" are mixing live - it's a refreshing change from "just live shows at night and the weekend" and pre-rec mixes all day. There ARE pre-rec mixes but not all the time, if you get my Dreft. Will check out those two, not a massive jungle fan, but i LOVE nu-rave www.nu-rave.com (proper nu-rave, not that shite the NME "coined" a few years back (Kalxxons etc)
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smokinfish * All time exists simultaneously *, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:28,
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I'll have a look at that, cheers.
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skeltonator Worse than a bambi rapist roboplegic mechahitler., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:37,
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Am I too late to mention PartyVibe?
Fantastic breakbeat station, some live, some mixes, lots of old stuff to download, lots of community stuff. Few other streams there too, worth a browse: www.partyvibe.com/forums/view-party-vibe-radio.html
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:57,
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Sweet!!! cheers.
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skeltonator Worse than a bambi rapist roboplegic mechahitler., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:27,
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You know that when I say Jumpstyle
The emphasis is on the "Style". As if your mum was saying it.
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Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:13,
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Of course those kids are all on those lpg and excellence tablets.
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skeltonator Worse than a bambi rapist roboplegic mechahitler., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:15,
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I was dancing like that at Amnesia House in Coventry in me yoof
can still throw a few shapes (in front of the kids for embarrassment factor alone)
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jams find what you love, then let it kill you., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:15,
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Likewise
I owned trousers like those, many many pairs when I was a 'Crasher kid....
God I was a twat....
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robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:44,
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This is why
I don't go to Tribe of Frog.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is about to throw a marmalade hand grenade, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:16,
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I'm way out of my depth here
Tribe of what now?
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Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:18,
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It's a night in Bristol
everyone wears those pants and dances like that.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is about to throw a marmalade hand grenade, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:22,
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The Transformers ones
Are rather lovely though.
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Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:31,
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I went to a tribe of frog
in what was "The Depot" - it was a matrix themed night, and they'd covered the walls in the corridor with fluorescent green matrix style falling letters and lit it with UV.
I sort of got a bit stuck there fascinated by the walls. Hmm.
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LP, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:43,
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Can't imagine how?
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is about to throw a marmalade hand grenade, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:53,
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Ahh the depot, such a shithole. used to be a 24/7 place to score drugs in the carlton club and the snooker tables upstairs.
We put on some good nights in that shithole. the building was practically falling down. Good times.
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skeltonator Worse than a bambi rapist roboplegic mechahitler., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:58,
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This has been around for years.
They were doing this when I was in Amsterdam for Sensation Black 2004 and 2005.
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Fluffster, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:52,
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I've got time for the troosers......
...but why oh why do the tunes have to be so gay? German and gay? German,gay and shite. That is all.
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atdotslash is pushing things forward, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:54,
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maxgif.com/1ya
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UTB, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:56,
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It's like...
...they're walking in an old Mega Drive game...
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Megamoss, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:27,
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MC Hammer would be Hardstyling in his grave.
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:04,
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Why is it more absurd than something like riverdance? Or ballet?
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 0:19,
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It categorically isn't
:)
I've just seen those before.
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Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:39,
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dance dance revoltion
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bruxia, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 6:01,
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Ferrari cunt or Police cunt?
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:47,
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cat cunt
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:51,
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DOUBLECUNTZ!
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:51,
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Fucking berks the lot of 'em
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Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:55,
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Guy owns an expensive Ferrari but wants to dodge a fine that's what? $60?
Not knowing if they can ticket him or not after he drives off I think Policeman is a bit cunty for standing in front (thereby giving him the chance to get off with it) but then driving over the cop's foot isn't the way to go.
Ergo: DOUBLECUNT
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Maffers Five zombies. 4 bullets. Two zombies., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:55,
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look after the pennies!
Some of the richest people are super tight, arguably part of why they are rich.
There was that story a few years back where a magazine sent £1 cheques to the 100 richest people in the UK to see who'd cash them. IIRC I think almost all of them did.
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Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:17,
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well not so much cunt as twat
should have loced the doors before he tried to drive off...
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bruxia, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 6:04,
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Ferrari cunt. Definitey
What, becuase he has a flash car he can get out of a ticket and assault a cop in the process and get away scot free?
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Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:55,
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dunno how it is in the US, but in this country if the ticket isn't on the vehicle, you aren't fined
Had a close call the other month, and fortunately Patawayo just said "fair play" and that was it.
So I'd be a bit concerned about the officer clearly deliberately obstructing the car so he could continue to write the ticket.
That said, driving into him was dumb as, not just because it was dickish, but because I reckon that was what the cop was playing for, he went straight from ticket writing to assault on a police officer like he was going for it.
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Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:09,
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Still assaulting an officer
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Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:15,
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I kinda go with the consensus here and call doublecunt then
would be interesting if he would have been able to contest the ticket after the fact if he was able to show the officer deliberately obstructing him, but once he's up for assaulting a police officer the ticket is fairly small beer.
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Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:20,
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actually looking again...
not only does he step in, but he takes another step to put his foot under the tyre, and then when he's saying the car is on his foot he manages to pull his foot out from under it.
I call shenanigans.
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Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:26,
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It's time to riot in London again!
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pissflaps., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:33,
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cool, I need a new laptop
#onohedidnt
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Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:49,
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Pffft
Everyone* knows Twitter is the place to arrange this
*Louise Mensch
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Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:59,
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Patawayo?
You ign'ant fuck
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applehead herp derp, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 0:29,
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:)
Did you see the documentary a while ago that followed the progress of a Nepalese immigrant from a lovely little charmer through getting a job as a parking attendant to his transformation into a cynical bitter bastard within a couple of days?
Patawayo is quite a neat shorthand for all that is wrong with the civil enforcement industry, including the exploitation of its workers.
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Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:02,
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He clearly parked like a cunt.
On a policemans foot, Ferrari cunt. Nice car though.
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skeltonator Worse than a bambi rapist roboplegic mechahitler., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:07,
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this ^^
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miss fortunate not everything is improved with grated cheese, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:18,
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That could be an idea for a blog.
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Pig Bodine., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:45,
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cunts parking nice cars on policemens feet?
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miss fortunate not everything is improved with grated cheese, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:05,
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Almost but not quite, I think we are onto something here.
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skeltonator Worse than a bambi rapist roboplegic mechahitler., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:36,
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Just because they see a black guy in a nice car........
oh, hold on a minute...
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jams find what you love, then let it kill you., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:17,
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There clearly wasn't space to safely move off. Seems straightforward as to who was the problem.
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Pig Bodine., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:02,
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not sure what all the hating is about here
as said before, in the united kingdoms of britland, if the tickets not on the car, it's not been issued.
standing in front of the car you'll never be able to afford to deliberately block it in, purposely getting in the way of it and pretending you've been run over by it counts as just being a massively jealous prick.
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JeremyBeadlesHands is nacho friend, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:31,
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alright
im going out to run over policemen before they give me any tickets
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augsav <3, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 23:02,
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Seems to have been filmed in NY so what does UK law have to do with it at all?
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Pig Bodine., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 0:20,
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I also don't see what the value of the car has got to do with it?
Are you saying that if it was a 1997 Mondeo he'd have had a point, but because the policeman couldn't afford this car he deserved to be driven over?
Is it not a reasonable thing to not drive over anyone, policeman or otherwise, regardless of whether or not you're claiming rich-ponce immunity?
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Jimmers, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 2:52,
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40 seconds in, i need see no more. Cop writing ticket. Ferrari man gets into car. Cop says stop. Ferrari doesnt stop. Ferrari should have paid ticket.
It's hardly a Rodney King style act of cops being cunts now, is it?
I just done a google. That car costs nearly £200,000. Fuuuuck. That's 67 times what my car costs. That's more than most homes, which people spend most of their lives paying for.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 0:23,
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I'd go for police cunt
Parking offences are not arrestable, he's got no reason to detain him. His job is to right a ticket, not obstruct people or manufacture incidents.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 19:03,
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And it's raining!!!
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Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:15,
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Double Rainbow?
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Big Throbbing Gristle, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 0:43,
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i have watched this twice now
as it looks an awful lot like somewhere in ft. lauderdale..
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miss fortunate not everything is improved with grated cheese, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:04,
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You forgot to click "I made this"
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skeltonator Worse than a bambi rapist roboplegic mechahitler., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:42,
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I for one am glad that Tabs had himself a memorable day.
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Pig Bodine., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:06,
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Shut up about Bill Hicks
This rather nicely sums up my feelings about the guy. I've sat and watched his DVDs with friends who were in absolute hysterics, while I just end up wondering what exactly they see in it.
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wheresthefish This div will be replaced, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:30,
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He had some good things to say
It's a pity he shouted and ranted them instead
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:34,
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the major irony of this article is that it's being said in Vice magazine of all places
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augsav <3, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:46,
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he's like Andy Kaufman to me
Great in their time, and influential, but those influenced refined their acts and we all moved on.
oh, and a bit too american.
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Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:42,
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It was a long time ago
People were still shocked by anger and swearing; It was unique in his day. Unfortunately he changed comedy to the extent where his delivery now seems ill thought through and ranty, because it's lost its ability to shock. What's extreme to one generation is subsumed into the middle ground by the next.
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DinivanX Too old for my own good, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:47,
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You should check out Stewart Lee. Brilliant!
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Pig Bodine., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:50,
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The problem with that article was....
....there was no subtlety.
What you have to remember about Hicks is, his stuff is over 20 years old now. Of course it's dated, of course it's sledgehammer, of course it lacks the nuances of todays finest....the layers, structure and irony. But for fucks sake no-one was doing what he did back then. Pryor was on Crack, Martin had sold out, Williams had over coked, Pete and Dud were a thing of the past, shit a watered down Cosby was all we had. He stood up and critised America when no-one critised 'Merika.
And they hated him in America, we (in the UK) took him into our arms as soon as we heard him. The bitterness was fantastic. The hatred of all things "popular" was lovely. As far as I'm concerned he was an Englishman stuck in an American body in America. Just imagine the pain of that.
No doubt if he was still alive today he'd be in the next prequel to Marley and me, doing "Relentless" re-run tours and and nirorette ads...but I like to think he'd be doing acid under a bar light moaning about how music is shit nowadays. He did pave the way for Chris Rock, Loius CK and Dave Chapelle but no doubt you'd call them clumsy and un-subtle too.
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atdotslash is pushing things forward, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:39,
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^This^
The article is flat wrong.
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sir_spicious2000 Old crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:32,
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Happy Birthday!
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:28,
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I very much enjoyed the mens rowing.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is about to throw a marmalade hand grenade, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:38,
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up your love canal?
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:44,
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that is an
impressively wrapped birthday package.
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miss fortunate not everything is improved with grated cheese, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:47,
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Haha, best comment of the day
Only Tabs clicked btw
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:54,
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BTW
that's a light bulb
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:48,
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speaking of lightbulbs...
its hurricane season... i need to stock up on batteries.
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miss fortunate not everything is improved with grated cheese, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 4:31,
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I used to row. Knowing the mentality of the sport, its definitely deliberate
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Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:28,
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Bona package
Shame he's gurning like Jim Carey.
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joetotale, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:03,
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Tom Waits - Hell Broke Luce
New Tom Waits video. I like it.
Edit - The song's apparently about Jeff Lucey, a marine who commited suicide after returning from Iraq
www.boston.com/yourlife/health/mental/articles/2005/03/01/jeff_lucey_returned_from_iraq_a_changed_man_then_he_killed_himself/?page=full
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Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 18:34,
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I swear I saw this on Facebook earlier today
It's not at all what I expected the band to sound like; I was expecting American Indiepop. Interesting.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:01,
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For some reason it reminds me of this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTXhK961ygg&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:06,
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that gets
a click from me.
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miss fortunate not everything is improved with grated cheese, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:16,
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No clicks or flicks for post above?
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:38,
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Not very cheery is it?!
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pissflaps., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:29,
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suicide is painless
That was an odd Mash title song.
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:42,
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It was a metaphor for an easy way out in an otherwise tragic situation.
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skeltonator Worse than a bambi rapist roboplegic mechahitler., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:17,
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It's never easy
trying to escape without waking the fat bird
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Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:05,
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So so good. Always.
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macroscian likes people, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 0:48,
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been drawing them, had to post this :)
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HappyToast http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/25046, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 18:26,
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I wish they would do full episodes of the Stotts
:D
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Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 18:58,
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brilliant
was only thinking of this today
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De ExE nom nom nom nom, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:09,
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The Damon Hill one was my fave
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:28,
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Never fail to make me howl!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is about to throw a marmalade hand grenade, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:38,
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you've been drawing them? For fun? If so, please show us your etchings.
Donald and Davey Stott are the best Vic & Bob creations ever.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 0:32,
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