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232 teeth removed!

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 24 Jul 2014, 2:49, Share, Reply)

the operation started at tooth hurty i bet!

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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 8:24, Share, Reply)

Yeah
And ended at tooth hurty too.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 24 Jul 2014, 8:51, Share, Reply)

At least they found the root of the problem.

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JamTallons, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 9:25, Share, Reply)

Is this a series of jokes to win the crown of punning?

(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 9:26, Share, Reply)

This thread is starting to decay

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Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 24 Jul 2014, 9:39, Share, Reply)

It needs filling in.

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JamTallons, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 9:44, Share, Reply)

Or some more incisorive puns.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:24, Share, Reply)

I think that capped it.

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JamTallons, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:44, Share, Reply)

Just coming to post this.
Would have been here earlier but I've been trying to keep my breakfast down.

Like some nasty Cronenberg Videodrome type scene.

NSFLunchtime.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:49, Share, Reply)

JELLO BIAFRA interviews the UFO cult UNARIUS

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 1:35, Share, Reply)

THANK YOU.

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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 4:45, Share, Reply)

A bit sad, really.

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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 9:16, Share, Reply)

Id love a job where you can dress in outlandish outfits and talk bollocks your whole life.
*applies for job in Buckingham Place*
(Spin Its a thing., Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:56, Share, Reply)

100 ways to attack the Groin
Featuring Ron and Seal. Apologies if GC, I did a very half-arsed search and got nothing, but over a million views so hey ho. And it's gone midnight so balls to it!

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parsons* *restrictions apply, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 0:17, Share, Reply)

The preview image looks a bit like ninja chuckle brothers.

(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 0:21, Share, Reply)

If only...

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parsons* *restrictions apply, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 0:23, Share, Reply)

naked bloke at the back specialises in unarmed combat

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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 8:38, Share, Reply)

Crowdfunded mountain construction.
Anyone for a 4000m peak in Suffolk?
(DestructoLettuce, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 23:55, Share, Reply)

That figure seems to eclipse Obama's price tag of a Death Star
so I assume this will probably break the five grand catering budget
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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 0:01, Share, Reply)

insufficient funds
though you might be able to drill down to 4000m and leave the idiot that started this at the bottom
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 0:05, Share, Reply)

People in Suffolk point at cars
In Norfolk they burn them for pointing
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 0:21, Share, Reply)

hmmm....
£250 and I get a t-shirt? It's like shopping in London.

Also, rather than spend 24 trillion quid on a pointy mountain in Suffolk, why not have a big flat one, that way we might be able to cover the whole county?
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parsons* *restrictions apply, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 0:22, Share, Reply)

I always wanted to see what Everest would look like surrounded by flat land
The rest of the Himalayas kind of dilute the sense of scale
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 0:35, Share, Reply)

Wouldn't it be better to go for a bigger mountain?
Everest is quite small.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 2:01, Share, Reply)

hasn't that been done already?
I seem to remember being dragged to a shit indy film set in wales ages ago... called the englishmen who went up a hill and came down a mountain. Or some shit... i am up past my bedtime.
My suggestion. Open up a contract bid for a garbage dump. In a few years
It's a mountain.
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 4:39, Share, Reply)

oh Florida :)

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 7:56, Share, Reply)

They only built that one up by a couple of feet.
And anyway, it's not a proper mountain without glaciers.
(DestructoLettuce, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 9:44, Share, Reply)

HAHAHA!!! TEE HEE HEE!!! LOOK AT MEE!!!!
I am the original Internetz PRANKSTER who is SO ZANY and OUT THERE!!!!
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Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 9:45, Share, Reply)

camoflafe expert says

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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 23:17, Share, Reply)

hahaha
camoflafe!
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 23:20, Share, Reply)

camofail
didnt see that
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 23:37, Share, Reply)

*pats on the back*
*gropes*

G'day.
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 0:14, Share, Reply)

Another fucking hipster device.
This time, a cheap projector for your phone.
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 23:13, Share, Reply)

don't slag it off
with any luck they'll buy it, switch their display to its maximum brightness and then drain their batteries in the process
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 23:34, Share, Reply)

17.5 x 10.5 x 2cm
Those dimensions are shithouse.
May as well get an ordinary projector.
*What an awful amount of shite that one can purchase on that there website.
www.prezzybox.com/selfie-pod.aspx#
(Sherbs, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 0:08, Share, Reply)

but it's sixteen quid.
from a site called prezzy box. i think maybe it's more of a novelty present than a serious contender in the world of projection. :D
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tickle I was away, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 13:17, Share, Reply)

ha ha!
"...you get an amazing home cinematic experience, without the use of wires or any big sound system!"
YEAH I'M SURE YOU DO!
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parsons* *restrictions apply, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 0:19, Share, Reply)

I dislike hipsters as much as the next man.
But using the word when it's not warranted just makes it less meaningful when it is. This is just on par with the adverts for x-ray spectacles that films have taught me used to appear in comic books.

Take a deep breath, then go back to accosting people in the street who wear drainpipes and thick-rimmed glasses.
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jonbob loves you, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 2:39, Share, Reply)

Geordie Theft Auto NSFW

(Leemondus, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 23:11, Share, Reply)

excellent

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 23:29, Share, Reply)

that's reet canny yee knarrr!

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gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 23:29, Share, Reply)

A little instrumental cover i gone did and done I made this!
Depeche Mode "Somebody" worked over with some twiddly bits. Why? because I can.
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oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Wed 23 Jul 2014, 23:01, Share, Reply)

From Hell, Hull, and Halifax, Good Lord, deliver us!
Warning: May require reading

I always thought "Hell, Hull and Halifax" was because the prisons were regarded as being the worst, but apparently not. Link goes to Halifax gibbet, but go to the very bottom of the page to find out how the gibbet at Hull was used.

Straight to Hull...
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Varmint, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 22:38, Share, Reply)

Death machines on the telly box did an episode on the gibbet and the guilotine
very interesting and often repeated on one of the Discovery chanels
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 22:45, Share, Reply)

Er, OK.
*Backs away slowly*
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Varmint, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 22:49, Share, Reply)

quite right too, you look quite pale
here, sit in this french chair, they call it a garrote
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 23:07, Share, Reply)

Mmm. Quite comfy thanks.
Hey! Wait a minute.

Grrgggghhhhhaahggg. Grhg. *cough, rattle*. Ggh.
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Varmint, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 23:12, Share, Reply)

Old Man Throws Crutches to Rage

(jerseymoss www.youtube.com/spaffordmusic, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 22:18, Share, Reply)

is he STILL dancing?
just wait till the social find out then you will be for it, no winter payment for you my lad
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 22:34, Share, Reply)

Didn't he do this only yesterday?

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Varmint, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 22:39, Share, Reply)

I'm looking forward to seeing him do it tomorrow
twice
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Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 23 Jul 2014, 22:41, Share, Reply)

Click here to order now:
www.thepopcornfactory.com/wholesale-bulk-popcorn
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Varmint, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 22:51, Share, Reply)

I'm getting a bit worried about him

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 22:44, Share, Reply)

i am getting worried about your popcorn consumption
you may need to hold back on the portion sizes a little
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 22:46, Share, Reply)

I will slurp some fizzy pop then
trying ~~not~~ to make disgusting and juvenile sounds
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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 22:51, Share, Reply)

more like it
while your at it try and hit that fat bloke in the front with the wrapper from the straw, and when he looks round point to some one and nod
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 22:53, Share, Reply)

Scrubber's had a Mars bar in his back pocket since this morning
he was going take the wrapper off and put it on his seat when he gets up to give that guy over there a piece of his mind
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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 23:06, Share, Reply)

just make sure you dont the fat blokes arse into a diabetic coma
or he could be shitting through a tube for a very long time
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 23:07, Share, Reply)

That colostomy bag needs emptying.

(Leemondus, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 23:17, Share, Reply)

http://www.b3ta.com/links/1205329
Great minds, etc.
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Varmint, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 23:19, Share, Reply)

Heh

(Leemondus, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 23:30, Share, Reply)

Thats where he stores his Jesus powers

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 0:37, Share, Reply)

THis dude have swag

(kk32423, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 0:27, Share, Reply)

The he should be reported to the police, the nasty thief

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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 9:16, Share, Reply)

Are BBC links okay here now?
Peaches Geldof - it was heroin wot killed her. Discuss/make jokes about whether the pope defecates in the woods.
(An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 22:06, Share, Reply)

Like how odd
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgpFwzEwZa4
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 22:15, Share, Reply)

She also understood Quantum Mechanics, I don't
Scientology is probably harder to understand

www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-OatBpJq3E
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 22:19, Share, Reply)

I'm GCing myself
The humiliation
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 22:22, Share, Reply)

Can't stand Charlie Brooker these days
and not long before she died I had quite a bit of respect for Peaches Geldof for actually having the balls to confront nasty twats like no-mark mouthpiece off The Apprentice. Funny that.
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Hardfarter Following through since 1978, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 22:26, Share, Reply)

She was quite the heroine.......oh,

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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 22:33, Share, Reply)

From the ever-genteel YouTube comments:
So, let me get this straight.
we have lost another useless, self obsessed, good for nothing, vacuous, ignorant zzz list celeb.
How can you raise 2 children (full time job) when you are also a 'so called' model, presenter, business woman and singer ?
Her mother was a drug crazed cock sucker groupie and her father a dirty scruffy talentless paddy.
Her first husband divorced her and the second killed himself in a heroin binge and sexually deviant act.
Get a grip you lot. It was a waste of space.
(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 8:37, Share, Reply)

It is quite hard to argue with the facts though...

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 9:20, Share, Reply)

I've clicked 'I like this'

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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 22:25, Share, Reply)

Wiv teh angles
I see the BBC took the opportunity to re-use the coffin drawing. Who wouldn't.

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WeirdWeb, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 6:52, Share, Reply)

Mitsubishi GTO 'CDC Christmas Cock Version'
I own a couple of these and a friend in the USA has posted me some AWFUL vandalism of his car. (image 5)

I know it was one of you lot, come on own up!!!
(Spin Its a thing., Wed 23 Jul 2014, 21:54, Share, Reply)

Scousers queue for three hours to see farting granny

(Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 21:27, Share, Reply)

Ill bet Wayne Rooney was first in the queue

(Thespacepope, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 21:44, Share, Reply)

think you will find she only farted after he had finished doing her gangbang style

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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 22:30, Share, Reply)

Wasn't Gangbang Style a song by that Korean guy?

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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 22:41, Share, Reply)

no it was rooney singing when he was at the vinigar strokes

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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 22:47, Share, Reply)

Nice
Royal de Luxe stuff is pretty cool IRL. I would've queued although not for 3 hours.
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Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 21:47, Share, Reply)

just for spider stuj have some wastland of the north that can be twinned with other waste land sites
of course this doesn't take into account those rather twee and charming amercants , with there massive over weight and ever changing desolate areas, every time they take a step there waists land on a new spot

*gets box of krustykrap dognuts and taunts
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 21:23, Share, Reply)

Even Tesco wouldn't build on it.
This is one of the nicer places in Sneinton, trust me....it hasn't got any of the locals on it.
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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 21:27, Share, Reply)

prime location for Netto then

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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 22:47, Share, Reply)

Good news every one
Micheal schumacher is making exciting progress in communicating with people

so the story goes
when he starts beating Stephen Hawkins in a wheel chair race then i will think about getting excited
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 20:57, Share, Reply)

Good for him
: )
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--- ---, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 21:00, Share, Reply)

that is good to hear
but by the sounds of it he has a long way to go yet.
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 21:08, Share, Reply)

Wouldnt be the fist time Shumacher defeated a hill.

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nocturne72, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 21:31, Share, Reply)

I may not have liked him as a person and the numerous questionable driveing incedents
but i did admire his talent and skill even when he made F1 even more boring by winning every thing.
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 22:51, Share, Reply)

but if he came round here
swaggering about naked except of leather cowboy chaps, with a ghetto blaster playing achey-breaky heart, and dipped his knob in our grans tea, I'd say 'OI! SCHUMACHER! NO!'
(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 7:59, Share, Reply)

Unfortunately...
...He is still German.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 23:20, Share, Reply)

no amount of brain damage will ever fix that condition

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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 23:39, Share, Reply)

You know how you've always wanted to see the source code for the Apollo LM computers?
_{What do you mean "no"? Of course you have.}

Not only can you see it, but you can compile it, run it, actually fly it. You know, should you have a spare Lunar Lander cluttering up the place and no other plans for the weekend...
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 20:50, Share, Reply)

There are lots and lots of words there
Lots and lots and lots of words
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 20:58, Share, Reply)

I think they're halfwords at most

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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 21:03, Share, Reply)

Oh ffs

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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 22:25, Share, Reply)

I thought my playing this as a nipper
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNPUZtPgpvM
was nerdy
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zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 21:01, Share, Reply)

i remember playing by myself on the old arcade lunar lander game
ahh the memmorys come flooding back
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 22:32, Share, Reply)

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