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This is a link post Windfarm boss doesn't do things by halves
Mouth open, both feet firmly inserted
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 19:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair to him,
that's exactly the kind of psychological makeup you need to be a successful Managing Director of a large company.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 19:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaahahaha
Hahahahahaha

He really was pissed out of his skull wasn't he!

His grovelling apology at the end makes this even better
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 19:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fair play to the arsehole, he didn't play the 'they hacked my account' card
Just basically admits "yes I'm a cunt, but I'm sorry I got found out"
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 19:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahaha, he ticked all boxes there
was he having a massive breakdown at the time or something?
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 19:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post gaijintendo is basically a parody of myself
whereas my real self is afraid to use Facebook in case someone asks why I didn't do the ice-bucket challenge.
Oh yes. My point being, I am pretty sure this was not a persona, but more of a list of his opinions.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 20:46, , Reply)
This is a link post Tentacle Monster Ice Bucket Challenge I made this!
The monsters are easily confused, bless 'em and their people-eating ways.
(I helped save b3ta! priestess I remember when this was all fields, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 18:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Reminded me of Space Station Silicon Valley
Actually, interesting talk on the N64 I once attended by a developer of that game:

vimeo.com/58805632
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 18:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Never played it
Texture grass is easier than strand-grass, even if it's flat and cartoony ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! priestess I remember when this was all fields, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 19:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck reality
reality sucks. Cartoons are where it is at.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 19:33, , Reply)
This is a link post Another good one down :(
Glenn Cornick, former Jethro Tull bassist died.
www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-29001854
(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 18:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think B3tans prefer the bassist from December 1975 until August 1979...

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 19:41, , Reply)
This is a link post here is a link for all the diet conscious rapists out there
are you a rapist on a calorie controlled diet?
do you find your self out of breath after a short run down a dark alley?
ever wanted to know how many calories are in fanny batter?

if you answerd yes to any of these questions , then your in luck !
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 17:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post And you were searching for ...?

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 17:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post well ....... er........ you see it was like this and........................ah no thats not right ...............



*twists hands behind back
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 18:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post only in Kenya

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 23:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Takes a lot to cover a cod, though.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 17:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post That would be like
using nam pla on an anchovy. Fish overload.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 19:53, , Reply)
This is a link post Put on your tinfoil hats!

(chompedhomas, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 16:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's funny cause they've got the same abbreviation as the Iowa Student Information Services
Fancy that

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 16:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I never take mine off...
That must be why they changed their name to ID or IS or some shit I cannot be bothered to commit to a memory already overflowing vat of nobhead acronyms. Due to a copyright claim.
 (Spin Its a thing., Sun 31 Aug 2014, 17:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post No more proof needed

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 17:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tesco were selling off some ISIS TVs the other day
lols
 (I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 20:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Our dads are there with lighters out.
 (loci, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 16:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post DADS??!! Fuck you sonny!

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 17:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet all their cars got robbed whilst they were in there.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 19:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post shit then and even shitter now!
fuck off you 80s cunts
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 0:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post die in a fire

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 1:09, , Reply)
This is a link post Sleazy pseudo 80 music
Maybe this chap with vintage porn/telephone/venetian blinds fixation will like it.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 16:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post LP?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 19:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like this
Nice amount of noise on the recording.
I hate an overly clean track.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 19:33, , Reply)
This is a link post Has this been posted yet ?

(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 15:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seems like you're a fan ...
www.b3ta.com/links/1157440
 (I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 15:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am...
That's why I got an email to say this one had been uploaded a couple of days back... (24th August)

Are you some sort of social media expert? - I bet you are very proud of that. ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does your cv say "Social Media Expert"?

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 16:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's the sort of meaningless job title loosely attributed to an area of expertise
that will only ever mean something to extremely dim people
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 16:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Social Media Expert = watches TV and surfs internet

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post what about if it says yewtree wannnabe ?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 17:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's too good.
I hereby announce my retirement.
 (I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 31 Aug 2014, 21:57, , Reply)
This is a link post SSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPAAAAACCCCEEEE GGGGHHHHOOOOOOOOSSSST
There is a space ghost marathon on AdultSwim currently if your interested.
 (I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 15:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post real one or talk show incarnation?

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 15:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post
number 2
 (I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 15:30, , Reply)
This is a link post Guest's voices crack up chat show host
.
Have a selfie instead www.youtube.com/watch?v=82SDk1kInvI

.
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 14:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post But it isn't real...

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 14:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's like a Belgian "Day Today"

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 14:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Those pesky Belgians!
Coming over here takin our jobs!
 (I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 14:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's the only thing we are going to take.
The rest is a bit shit and overpriced.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 19:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_de_gloria#Internet_notoriety
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_de_gloria#Internet_notoriety
 (Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 21:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I take it you are new to b3ta then?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 14:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post What about
Fanny Smeller ?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7lqeemM-XU
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am guessing this is just because Sundays are slow

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 15:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Have you seen that one with the girl holding the golf trophy? It' s hilarious. She even kisses it.

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 15:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Must be fake. I mean, a girl playing golf!!!?!!?

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 15:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think they can play the one with the little windmills.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's crazy!

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 17:09, , Reply)
This is a link post A Dog turns into a Turtle.

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post GAKE
I fully expected some pooping to happen.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 18:30, , Reply)
This is a link post BBC thing about Ziggy Stardust
manages to be OK despite the format
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 31 Aug 2014, 13:42, , Reply)
This is a link post Sad news for all Paul Ross fans
DM link, but the headline makes it worth it

EDIT. I've just noticed his shoes...

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 12:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Then I spun him around and kissed him between his butt cheeks." - Paul Ross
James Argent went missing for 24 hours? That warrants a news story? Was he trapped in the food bin behind Tescos?
 (I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 12:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who's Paul Ross?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HX--4lsiTM
 (I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 12:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Takes down Box Canvas Print*

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 12:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post at least we've still got Dean Gafney and Richard Blackwood

(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 14:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post That purple porcupine is surely related to Stimpy?

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 13:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post WTH?
No daily mail link bashing????
 (Spin Its a thing., Sun 31 Aug 2014, 13:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have been meaning to tell you lot for a while
But my real name is Barry Olivier
 (I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 13:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post This has
brought back memories of the live This Morning prostate exam that I thought I'd well and truly buried.
 (I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 13:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Makes his brother look talented.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post
ahh bless he looks really happy in the photo...
 (I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 13:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who?

(Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post
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 (I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 14:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 14:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^^^^

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 15:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who hasn't snorted drugs off their English teacher's face?
its the only way to get an A+
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 16:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's related to Jonathan Ross?!
I suppose I should have guessed given how nepotistic everything is in this country.
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 17:09, , Reply)
This is a link post Fox news anchor tip of the day.

(hiraeth SPACE £19.99. I say yer buy one yer get one free, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 12:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wasn't Bobby Sands from Nuneaton?

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 12:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have just been scanning his Wikipedia entry before slapping myself hard around the face (really) as I was unaware of this.
You rotter...
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 12:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Fox staff trying to desperately hide their past support for Irish terrorists

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a link post I Am The Viper I made this!
I Am The Viper
 (mingo backhair, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 11:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can I be the first to say SpamCunt?

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 12:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post May I be the first to say that you are awful.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post But I like you.

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 20:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post vertical video is vertical
plus it's moving all over the plus, was your cameraman drunk?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 13:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was wanking at the time

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 13:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post FUCK
OFF
 (I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 13:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Anyone
get further than 8 seconds?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 15:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post No

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 15:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hello

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 31 Aug 2014, 17:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, at least there's no chance of you replying to this you spamcunt.

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 18:29, , Reply)
This is a link post next time there is a B3ta bash i think we should get a Dwyle Flonking team together
lots of alchol and sillyness
should fit right in with the rest of B3ta
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes!
www.britishpathe.com/video/dwile-flonking

This looks ace
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 11:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...why would you want to avoid the beer soaked rags?

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 11:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post instead of the rag
it's best to use a wet nappy or a pair of fat bird's soiled knickers
 (I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 11:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jam rags?

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 11:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post but only if soaked in beer

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 16:16, , Reply)
This is a link post 100 free book download sites.........
all legal,all free!
 (Spin Its a thing., Sun 31 Aug 2014, 10:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice one...

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 21:08, , Reply)

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