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This is a link post Thinking of going to Australia? NSFW
You might want to think again after this little information film
edit - NSFW for sweariness - only thought of this afterward. That and the fact that it features an Australian in vernacular mode
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 22:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nope

Sorry, but Stuj and his 'Team Spiders!' can get tae fuck.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post every living thing in Australia needs flamethrowing

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Even their fluff is a bit too Dr Moreau.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Even though I know his tongue is firmly in his cheek
I'm still cringing like a dog in a bath.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think
that's what made me smile so much about it. That and the bit about the special wood and its "conductivity"
 (gearanach #wankwankwank, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet Wogawoga is a real place though

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yep it is real
But it's called Wagga Wagga. So good they named it twice!
And as an Australian, I can tell you that the spiders aren't that bad.... they don't like loud noises and hot weather, so any hot day and if your loud then you'll be right :)
The real things that us Australians fear are Drop Bears. They kill more people than sharks, spiders and snakes combined, but the killings are never reported by the news. it's just better that way.
 (Mr Yellow dosen't eat snow., Sat 22 Nov 2014, 8:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've been to Waggawagga
And Woolloomooloo, and Kickatinalong.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 11:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post But the winner is...
Koolyanobbing
 (I helped save b3ta! SteamedCleaner, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 2:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post The winner should be
Iron Knob
 (Mr Yellow dosen't eat snow., Tue 25 Nov 2014, 9:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!
(^(^;;^)^) ALTHOUGH WE'RE A BIT WORRIED ABOUT BRUCE THERE, HE SEEMS TO HAVE A 'THING' ABOUT BEING PEED ON.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nothing personal

I don't hate the things; I just have to disagree in this instance. Fuck that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^THIS
Yeah UK Team Spiders which I rescue from the bath but not these bat shit mentalists.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post There was a fucking big spider on my wall last night
I went to get a glass and a bit of paper to put it outside and when I came back it had gone!
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post it knows where you sleep...

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post A few years ago, blearly-eyed and stoned

I lifted the sheets of my bed about midnight on a school night, and right in the middle was a fucking huge spider - almost like those above. I gave it legs, so I spent about the next hour turning my bedroom upside down to get the fucker out.

I didn't kill it though, because I'm nice.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I came home drunk one night got into bed and found a house spider on my pillow
I punched it to death

that's the difference between being drunk and being stoned.
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had a moth land on my mouth in the dark in bed
Not pleasant. I was probably stoned then though in all honesty.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahah

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post
punched sexed
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 10:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post It probably just went up the chimney.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha
I just did a snort
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDER CLAUS!
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post but thats where the wasps live

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Man up pick the bugger up
I currently have a big emo spider which I keep rescuing from the bath only to find it's back there again. "Leave me alone I want to die here."
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was too fast

That's the frightening thing.

Those buggers are like Linford Christie...
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post its frightening because they're black?
racist!
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post If they had eight legs

And trapped people in webs I'd be racist.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post They have massive cocks?

(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 10:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^)
ALL OF THE SPIDERS
 (I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 1:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ahh...Big Spider
We know about your spiders. Fuck you for having the most deadly.
 (drunksteve is not drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 6:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Okay, In all fairness to spiders
They are not monsters, and in many ways serve a higher purpose of dealing with far more awful vermin. Having a good spider around is a good thing. However, if the lady says kill the 8 legged monster, oblige, for the sake of not having to deal with anymore bullshit.
 (drunksteve is not drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 6:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is a perfectly balanced human being.
Perfect back story and general advices about anything really.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 12:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post As also found in the UK
One was found in Sussex. In a packing crate with bike parts.

Have a totally over the top "We're doomed" report of this from The Daily Star.
www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/349740/WARNING-The-GIANT-Huntsman-spider-is-now-in-the-UK
 (I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 20:21, , Reply)
This is a link post It's my 101 link

(hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 22:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Talbot-fucking-Samba!
Living the dream!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 22:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post You will be...
UKIP will take us out of Europe and send our working practices back to the seventies and we will be re-living this dream much like a little bit of regurgitated sick.
 (gearanach #wankwankwank, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 22:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did you hear that cock James Dyson on the radio this morning?
Apparently we should leave the EU because it's ‘dominated and bullied by the Germans’.

He's a cock, Farage is a cock ... and many others are also cocks. (I'm rather pro-European, by the way).
 (I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 22:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I honestly don't want to think
just how far back in time we would be taken, and I'm not a little concerned that the average voter is about to inflict this upon us next year.
 (gearanach #wankwankwank, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I already live in Wales, how bad can it get

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post The finest British craftmanship!
that's why they were wheeling it out on that special platform
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 22:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think that number plate's legit...

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post you just reminded me that i missed my 6th year 6th month 6th day on b3ta
I was going to sacrifice a virgin in a vat of pact coffee to appease our unholy ginger master. oh well.
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I saw Akercocke

On 06/06/06 in Bournemouth, which was quite Satanic \m/

I was really high, they were exceptionally loud.

I haven't sacrificed a virgin yet - you up for that?
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Whenever I see the name Akercocke, that Billy Ray Cyrus pops into my head.
This is why I never saw them live.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 9:03, , Reply)
This is a link post smoking weed

(herman:D, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 22:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post They're smoking a glass cock

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 22:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post 3rd thyme today?
See what I did there???
 (I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 22:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post You are very sage

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 22:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yay herman loved at B3ta
Soz on the GC but order must be maintained and we will go down together regardless ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I donated stone weed to an old lady friend with glaucoma who asked for some to try and help her

"Did it help?" I said.

"I can't remember" was the answer.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post http://www.b3ta.com/links/1249065

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 9:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post billshit is that their first time
they would be throwing up. probably all crack whores in cardigans
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 10:40, , Reply)
This is a link post Music played on a big Doner Kebab
Last transit of Venus I'll have you know
(I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 22:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'Stroking a kebab is much like making love to a woman....'

(Spin Its a thing., Fri 21 Nov 2014, 22:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'Getting the juices over your hands is ok at the time, but it's a bugger to get rid of the smell'

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 21 Nov 2014, 22:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you get the sauce in your eyes, it can sting?

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 22:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Have a munch chuck it in the back of the car and finish her off tomorrow on the way to work

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eOYqR_Lz9w
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 22:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Used for the scary & etherial 'Picture Box' theme from the '70's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVTsnSg-MS4

As featured on here a month or so back
 (MuckTrumpet is winking furiously, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 9:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post ... not the tune, the instrument.

(MuckTrumpet is winking furiously, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 9:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's an interesting instrument
But he's not that good at it.

That's masked by a lot of string synths and an oboe playing the same tune he is, only correctly.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 10:23, , Reply)
This is a link post Graham bond organisation - Harmonica
A 60s RnB song if you don't like that sort of thing you won't like this because that's what it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 22:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Weirdest cover of a Stones' song I've ever heard.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 22:11, , Reply)
This is a link post Russian youth takes ping pong loss badly.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 21:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post look everyone!
my balls have dropped!!
 (Spin Its a thing., Fri 21 Nov 2014, 22:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet you were searching for "Kalashnikov"
(I hope it wasn't "teen boys").
 (I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 22:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! The new AK's are so much less clunky than the Chinese and Yugo versions everywhere. They are actually accurate to a point.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 22:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Total Shoot the Messenger there.
Shakes hands with person who beat him, shoves the ref.
 (Malk_Content Not a cunt (honest, just shitty at keeping track), Sat 22 Nov 2014, 10:50, , Reply)
This is a link post This gel can make you stop bleeding instantly
Judge Dredd repair kit isn't far off *readies self for mid-life football hooligan career*
!!!!AMERIWHOOP WARNING!!!
!!!!AMERIWHOOP WARNING!!!~
!!!!AMERIWHOOP WARNING!!!
!!!!AMERIWHOOP WARNING!!!
(Spin Its a thing., Fri 21 Nov 2014, 20:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha!! A Ted Talk!?!
Priceless.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 20:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Could do it by semaphore if you'd like?
I heard the sailors like that.
 (Spin Its a thing., Fri 21 Nov 2014, 22:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who gave you permission to leave your barrel?

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 22:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had to
It was filling up with Jizz
 (Spin Its a thing., Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post cyanoacrylate?

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 20:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh, this is even better

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 21:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post VetiGel
Yetigel is the stronger one.
 (Spin Its a thing., Fri 21 Nov 2014, 22:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh for fucks sake.
veterinarians are humans too!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-5wqwp64MM#t=270

Poor veterinarians.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 22:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha !

(Spin Its a thing., Fri 21 Nov 2014, 22:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure I am human

(gearanach #wankwankwank, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 22:51, , Reply)
This is a link post Babies are like tiny, drunk adults. The proof!

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 20:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post They are and they aren't.
For example - i know one guy who gets really drunk and then takes loads of coke, once he gets on that trip he starts calling around for ladies of the night.

Babies don't even own mobile phones so the comparison with adults is really tentative.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 20:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post In fairness
I bet he also wets the bed at night and cries in the early hours of the morning. So, yeah actually.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 20:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post And I bet those babies have had their lips around more nipples than your friend ever dreamed of.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 21:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well he was a kid once too.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 21:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Show me a baby with a mobile phone.
My point stands, unlike most of these babies who are obviously drunk.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 21:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just wait
Until the get hammered into the gak. Crazy little fuckers have less impulse control than your average coked up Gooner after losing a Chelsea Match.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 21:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mental dwarf-people bastards.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 21:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know. I would bet that there is a fair amount of people on here have shat in a diaper within the last month for kicks and giggles.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 21:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, i'm sure you have.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 21:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know you are, but what am I?

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 21:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Both of you
Go to your rooms. And no more sugary cereal for either of you.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 21:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post :(

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 21:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post So unfair.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 21:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wanna share my fruit snacks?

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 21:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm pretty sure that's code for something else, just to be safe i'm going to say no.
Enjoy your fruit snacks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 21:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 21:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, i'll have a pint of anything that isn't drugged.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 22:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Inter alia
When my daughter was about 18 months old and had not slept since birth, I was in a chemist shop on Galway, Ireland.
They were selling stuff called Dozol - basically knock out drops for kids. If I'd know the kid wouldn't sleep for another 18 months I would have given in to the little voice telling me to fill the fucking basket.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 22:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mental little people-like bastards.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 22:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.smbc-comics.com/?id=3532
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 21:09, , Reply)
This is a link post knitwits - PANIC I made this!
Alistair Button is in a spot of trouble
(pi bennett, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 20:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Fri 21 Nov 2014, 22:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post lovely stuff

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 1:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Superb

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 10:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post thanks

(pi bennett, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 11:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great work!

(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 12:56, , Reply)
This is a link post Donna Summer - I Feel Love.
Was listening to an interview with Giorgio Moroder on the train today, such a great track, sounds like a great guy too.
(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 20:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post He does seem like a decent chap, yes.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6I6yr7WDeg
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 20:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was really fascinating listening to him, he seemed a little taken that anyone would be bothered to listen to him.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 20:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Synth-Hitler

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 20:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, what gives with that guy?
Remember seeing him when i was a kid and thinking "That's the kind of uncle who would touch me if he got a chance....", strange fella.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 20:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post He even had it as a younger Spark
Or is that a small heli pad?

 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 20:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post The only thing i'd land there is a punch.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 20:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm fairly late to Sparks, but I do love everything I've heard.
Also, as people they're so very down to earth, the opposite of strange: The staring/moustache (and Ron's dancing/mime) is them having fun.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 20:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I do kind of like them, a bit of a guilty pleasure for me.
Listening to a lot of Trust at the moment, that first album is fantastic.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 20:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm too old for 'guilty pleasures'. Kimono my House & Indiscreet are just amazing pop albums.
Crazy that they're as old as me (the albums).
Trust? Linky??
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 20:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post They are really great, one of those i feel hard to admit liking though as i don't know what reaction i'll get.
You're never too old for guilty pleasures.

Linky:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuiKeaqERTU

Really loving that album just now,
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 20:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh pissybiscuits: Love the music, don't like his voice :/
Some cracking song titles on that album though, I note.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 20:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a marmite voice, thankfully i do like it, hearing it first in the basement of a club in Berlin whilst f***** really helped.
Give it a couple of listens, you may find yourself a little taken by it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post He actually seemed to deliberately play up to that image in this video
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=WM74ngy9EIw#t=163
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 20:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Choon.

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 20:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why thank you sir
Every time I hear that I'm amazed how it doesn't seem to age. Or perhaps it's my age....
BTW leave Sparks alone - they gave me this in my teens:
eil.com/Gallery/151667b.jpg
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 20:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does that link to child abuse and aids?

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 20:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Self abuse, perhaps....

(I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 20:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post *clicks link*

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 20:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Genius stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 21:50, , Reply)
This is a link post Is this hipster or what?

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 18:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post certainly groovy !

(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 19:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm loving Piccioni. Some excellent bass guitar usage..

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 19:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post europorn bass.
love it, same kind of bass tone serge gainbourg had on Je T'aime,...Moi Non Plus.
 (I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 20:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yeah. So it is.
Bass being used sort of as percussion.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 22:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hipster? No, that's just fucking cool.
Great track.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 19:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've got my reasons for feeling guilty about this kind of sound. I don't mean velvet Elvis.
But I'm kind of enjoying this stuff. Maybe it's the drugs.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgdXzkOonnE
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 20:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's great, maybe it's a little kind of advert soundtrack like:
That sounds like it should have a guy driving by the coast in the south of France in a convertible, seeing a girl on a bus and falling in love, then he continues driving and is really upset, at the end he walks into a bar where the barmaid turns round with a pint of Stella and it's her from the bus.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 20:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post And all of their houses had huge windows to the floor. And a pretty happy ending aside from the dead rapist.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 22:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking glorious

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 20:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^what he said.
Very nice indeed.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 21:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Laid back beats, nice.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 21 Nov 2014, 21:27, , Reply)
This is a link post grandma is naughty
grandma's getting stoned
 (De ExE nom nom nom nom, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 18:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought all drugs led to threesomes

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 18:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe there is extended extended cut though

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 18:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I live in hope

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 18:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post At that age
They all have an extended cut.

You perv.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 19:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 19:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Reefer madness!

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 21 Nov 2014, 18:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Rather like a joint
This is being passed around quite liberally.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 19:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post There next video will be three grannys trying rohypnol for thr first time

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 20:06, , Reply)
This is a link post Stephen The Reasonable Protest Wolf: Silent But Deadly I made this!
The last in the current series, following an incident in the Band Aid 30 recording studio involving Bono's face and carotid artery.
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 18:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why last?
is your child Are you
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 18:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly!

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 19:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Say it ain't so! "Stephens" are like Dr Who - they appear, like, every 12 months or something.
Also, is it true Bowie's cock and Lauper's left tit were torn off in the Bono incident?
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 19:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, let's just say Ed Sheeran is clean-shaven now.
That'll teach them to recruit internet sensations.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 19:14, , Reply)
This is a link post Denis Skinner on UKIP

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 17:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking typical
There are literally thousands of teenage NEETs who could be cardiologists but Skinner and the so-called Labour Party decide that some ISIS person should get the job.
And he didn't even choose Lana.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I do find the narrative that when Labour are in power the NHS gets fixed, is wonderful and everything is just ticketty boo, and then the Tories come into power and within months the NHS has become the worst and most dire health service imaginable rather tiresome. Do people really find it plausible that it is in a near constant state of flux between zenith and nadir?
 (itilliterate, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 18:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post depends how you measure the health of the NHS
in terms of expense, I read that its currently cheaper than some health services in Europe
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 19:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Well that clears that up then.
 (itilliterate, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 19:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post unless you have a common measure, you can argue anything you like

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 19:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Kthxbye
 (itilliterate, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 20:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post is what I say to ya momma

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 20:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Its like when the Tories won the last election after talking about national debt like Britain was a shop, or a family
Its true that Britain is in a large amount of debt, but then its always been true. And debt now is nowhere near the amount of debt Britain was in during its glory years.
But again, the graph I show is national debt as percentage of GDP. You could further calculate the debt per capita and come up with a different graph. You could start the graph in 2008 and make it look scary.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom_national_debt#mediaviewer/File:UK_GDP.png
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 20:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
It's funny because that's true
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 19:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post .
www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9Px8z-GbsQ
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 19:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant
but it seems that taking the piss out of Ukip only strengthens its supporters' resolve. They've done an amazing job of hoodwinking working class people into believing that they're on their side.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 19:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think the problem is that most UKIP voters don't care if they are seen as racist,
but their attackers seem to think that is their weak spot, certainly that is what most jokes about them are about.

If people focused more on their shitty employment policy - scrapping workers benefits, giving more power to employers etc. then I'm sure that would be more effective at convincing people they are not for them.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 20:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post UKIP's current message is that the political elite is against them
and so, all these criticisms of UKIP and jokes against them is then shown as proof of this
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 20:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, well put.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 9:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Combined with the Labour party losing white working class support wholesale.

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 1:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Disappointed he had to vent on them as they are not worth it
UKIP exist because of the total ineptness of the current political establishment we have had to put up with and who are all the same. Out of which comes nutters.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 0:00, , Reply)
This is a link post Andy Weir's "The Egg"
I've just found it with random button on imgur, going from a link posted below.

Your daily portion of new ageness/coelho crap, but still a nice idea for a short story.

I love how it was mangled and vomited back by social media though...
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 17:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post FINE.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 18:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Dave comes home from the pub, drunkest he's been in a long time, and collapses into bed next to his sleeping wife. Later, he's woken by a brilliant flash of light at the end of his bed, which his still sleeping wife seems oblivious to. St. Peter appears in all his glory, standing over the two of them.
"You have died my son, of alcohol poisoning" says St. Peter. Dave is obviously distraught and begs and pleads with the saint to be given another chance at life.
"Well..." says St. Peter, thumbing through his saintly handbook, "There is a little known rule which might help. Apparently you can be reincarnated in special circumstances if you wish, but only as a dog or as a chicken I'm afraid.." Dave, living next door to a chicken farm, agrees to be reincarnated as a chicken, at least so he can still see his wife.
BOOM, the man is suddenly now a chicken, pecking around the chicken farm. A rooster approaches him and says "Hey! You must be the new arrival here! How's everything going?" "Pretty good" says Dave, "though my stomach feels a bit funny.." "Well you're obviously about to lay an egg! Give it a try; push one out!" So Dave wriggles and squirms and wriggles and squirms and out pops a nice egg!
"That felt great!" thinks Dave, "I think I'll lay another one!" So again he wriggles and squirms and wriggles and squirms and then !!BANG!! His wife angrily slaps him on the back of his head and screams in a rage: "For Christ's sake David!! You've shit the bed again!!!"
 (Spin Its a thing., Fri 21 Nov 2014, 19:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah, I saw this coming though.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 19:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Such is life at 10 Downing Street

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 19:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, for fuck's sake.
Also: to whomever posted "Philosophy went to the max right here": Um, no. No, it really didn't.

/professionalpride blog
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 19:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Then the *real* God calls me into his office and demands to know what I've been saying to the recently deceased."

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 19:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post What's big and small at the same time?
A big egg.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 21 Nov 2014, 20:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Whoa... easy there with your philosphics and stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 20:10, , Reply)
This is a link post All the iron menz
all of them, count 'em
 (Spin Its a thing., Fri 21 Nov 2014, 16:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post What about my concept drawing of a new iron man that I drew last night?
with blackjack and hookers
actually, forget iron man
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 17:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post They forgot this guy.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 17:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post silly you
men don't iron
the things in skirts do the housework
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 17:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Scots?

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 17:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post yep
he's doing it on the porridge oats box, if you look closely
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 18:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I hope the phone doesn't ring.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 18:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post The first one looks better, and
I bet the new shiny ones have inbuilt obsolescence.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 17:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Sorry Darlin but
Bit busy at the moment to listen to you right now you but write down your precious little thoughts and I will have a read once I get home from work. What's for dinner tonight babe?"
 (hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 18:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha wonderful
Love how she runs off at the end "my work here is done." Classic comedy fall as well
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 17:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Turkey troll
or just a cock tease?
 (ianisme, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 18:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, that's clever
Thankspinning

Still the finest turkey related laughs to be had from
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQSJAZSrT4E
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 18:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aw, she made him all tingly look
Bless...
 (I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 20:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm watching this with the hipster music about five or six posts up

Works a treat.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 21:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 21:30, , Reply)
This is a link post A song i made I made this!
Give it a listen if you want.
(I helped save b3ta! jefvel next to this text there will be a date, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good work!
I like the vid too :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 16:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like the bit with hand waving.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 17:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post 9! 9! 9!
very appealing.
nice work.
 (CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 17:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post That got us all doing that dance in the kitchen, cheers.
Great stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 18:22, , Reply)
This is a link post EXTERMINATE! EX-TERMINATE!!
"the first thing that will happen is the burglar will see the robot"..... and then push it over
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post And so it starts.
Soon emergency rooms will be filled with men needing these robots extracted because they "accidentally" fell on one in the shower.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 16:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post meanwhile in japan
imgur.com/8tLJDWS NSFW
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 16:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post there's a reason people say Japan is all of the wrong

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 16:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet that handle comes in handy though.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 16:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I noticed that too!

(Spin Its a thing., Fri 21 Nov 2014, 19:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post wtf is going on over there

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 16:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post is that in the middle of a public toilet?!
o_O
 (sithemong, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 16:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know, trip hazard or what?
Somebody has not done a health and safety assessment.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 16:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would actually be tempted to try that thing out
why the disabled hand bars?
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 17:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post So....
it's a 300lb, 5ft tall mobile CCTV camera?
 (MarsLandingParty, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 16:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post
CCTV camera? butt plug
 (Spin Its a thing., Fri 21 Nov 2014, 17:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Butt plugs have a narrow section to encourage ... retention
if anything, these are like dildos, you big silly.
 (I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 17:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post a connoisser amongst us

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd be slightly concerned that a two foot wide but plug would slide out.

(Spin Its a thing., Fri 21 Nov 2014, 19:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post A 1.8 foot capacity butt
should grip it just fine \o/
 (I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 19:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post That looks incredibly shit
but a fun vandalism target for teenagers
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 16:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post can't belong before Youtube clips of people fighting them turn up

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 16:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post or putting them on buses

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 16:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post or throwing a blanket over them

(Spin Its a thing., Fri 21 Nov 2014, 19:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post DANGER WILL ROBINSON

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 21 Nov 2014, 16:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hey Lazer Lips!
You're mother was a snow blower!
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 17:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Narcbot
That thing would be following me around- "You smell like garlic! YOu smell like garlic!", in Davros' voice.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 18:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post buttplugs on patrol

(I helped save b3ta! dysonology "You get an 'ology', you're a scientist!", Fri 21 Nov 2014, 19:03, , Reply)
This is a link post Women Against Feminism
Some crackers here. My favourite: "I don't need feminism because I REALLY ENJOY making sandwiches."
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 16:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aren't feminists just boring women who can't get a partner because their fannies stink?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 21 Nov 2014, 16:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post well yes there is that, and of course dont forget the knife wielding menatlists who cant butcher a chicken properly and use blunt knifes

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 16:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or because they look like Anthony Dawson.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 16:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post or Les Dawson, for that matter.

(I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 16:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think i might be a menamist....

(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 16:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post A smelly fanny doesn't stop you finding a partner...
it just narrows potential partners to a different subset.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 17:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dom?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 21 Nov 2014, 17:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wup1cEdgOWs
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 18:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post So, so, SO much stupid right there.
*falls over*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 16:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post my favourite
I hope she is referring to THE liberal democrats.



 (sithemong, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 16:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought she got sent to the chair back in 2002?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 16:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Trust a WOMAN to bring periods into it.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 16:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ewww, why do these discussions always devolve to menstruation?

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 16:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pffft, calm down darling.
What's that? You find that offensive? You pretty little thing. Don't worry your little head.
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 17:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is my favourite...


Not for anything she's written, but because I love a terrible novelty t-shirt and that one doesn't work on any level.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 18:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post She regards herself equal to her husband
silly feminist
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 18:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gunmetal's missus?

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 20:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Some genuine lunatics masquerading as human beings there

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 17:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post That would apply to anyone dying to voice their opinion
by a photo of them holding a piece of paper.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 17:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post These women don't need feminism, so why should I listen to them?
Its like a black person saying they don't want anti-racism.
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 17:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or Iraqis not wanting a democracy, innit.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 17:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Innit blud.

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 17:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll ignore all their statements.
It is what they would want a man to do.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 18:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I truly believe that we should end women's suffrage
who's with me?
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 18:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good grief.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 21 Nov 2014, 18:51, , Reply)

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