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This is a link post Child offended. The horror!
I would have told my child not to be so daft.
 (SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Parent tries to get free comic stuff for kid"

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Pose for the picture you little shit, I need this to go viral"
Fucking twitter whore cunt fuckers.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post That girl's going to grow up to be a riot

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Rarely do you see pure evil emanating from a young child, but this girl's gone all Exorcist.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Doing a little digging..,
...and her Mum's gone and done a tumblr of all the childish shit she says: thingsmaggiesays.tumblr.com/

and her husband Simon topped himself :-(
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post So the little darling already has an over-inflated version of self. Future lawyer.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd blame the Mum first, it seems to have been her idea
But yeah, that kid's on the Hellville Express, first class.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like I was correct in my assumptions.
*Wafts cape*

*Fucks off*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha
She looks really pissed off
 (I helped save b3ta! Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd tell her that we are already
boycotting Marvel for the Spider-Woman bum incident, and that her Christmas present will be a donation in her name to a charity of her choice.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Duly forwarded to Scaryduck for his APILN blog :)

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post how long has an alarm clock been a toy?
parent, you are a dreadful cunt.
 (discodaz *generic witty comment*, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 19:42, , Reply)
This is a link post this is shit
some sort of bingo, using poor pigeons as markers
(skaduskitai, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:00, , Reply)
This is a link post So I swung by Castle B3ta
Scrolled down to see what I missed. Oh.

Cheer up everyone, have a post about something completely different.
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:53, , Reply)
This is a link post Ferguson live stream.

(Fluffster, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fox News???
Think I'll give it a miss
 (No6, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, because the live video might somehow be manipulated and make you change your opinions.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Like the Russia Today coverage of the Million Mask March was,,,, very badly.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Like every other news channel in the universe
but this is Fox News, so it must be even more evil and manipulative, because it's Fox News

It's manipulation and lies are MORE EVIL than anybody else's.
 (I helped save b3ta! Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post True. And the evil permeates their live coverage whereas all the other's coverage is of puppies and butterflies. EVIL!

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Call that a riot? Can't even overturn one little police car.
Tottenham 2011, now that was a riot.
Everyone got prices too!

 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 17:31, , Reply)
This is a link post Bill Cosby's Creepy Basement I made this!
the man sure can dance.
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post fucking hell
the source material looks to have been pretty weird.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah I didn't make it that much weirder
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzblIOoFXuw
 (I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post looks like hes about to do a dump on the floor at any second

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post did he have a stroke or something?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KBOx9tNSIQ

i found another one
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah he had a stroke alright
then he had a brain aneurysm
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post *rimjob*
Err, I mean *rimshot*
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post ta!
bloody weirdo rapistmajig
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha christ
i knew there was something sinister about that guy ever since i saw this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EbxalIlQEs
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh god "you're sleeping with me tonight"
add thunder and lightning, bellowing church organ. Lights go out - screams.
 (I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks a bunch
I'm going to have to get dreafully stoned tonight to stop that affecting my sleep.
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm all out and can't pick up until tomorrow

That was pretty sketchy o_O
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 17:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody yanks copying us and getting their own jimmy savile

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's the ...
...Howse ovvv Cozbies...yuu seee Ruudiiiee...
 (MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fake
He didn't sexually assault the drunken corpse
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 19:32, , Reply)
This is a link post Balls! Balls! Balls! (warning: Facebook link)
A friend of mine has knocked together a game for facebook and android using unity.
It's a bit odd, but good fun and free to play.
 (I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Ytterst på tissen. Kraftwerk-parody by Ylvis
Pretty spot on. «Ytterst på tissen» translates to: Tip of the penis, or something penis-related. Probably a norwegian STD.
 (fleshy is a buttcrack sand eskimo, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:01, , Reply)
This is a link post Blackberry CEOs smoking crack?
So basically if you trade in your "old" iPhone, including iPhone 6 (oops) you get upto $550 off of the price of a Blackberry passport with $90 left to pay. Hmmm, I can't see this working out too well for them to be honest.

Look at the fucking size of it!



It's almost Japanese mans head size
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post iPhone 7
My time machine has worked!
 (I helped save b3ta! losingfocus Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:46 -, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha!!
corrected
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nooo!
Back to the drawing board with this hunk of junk then.
 (I helped save b3ta! losingfocus Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:46 -, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dunno
All the kids seem to have whopping great phones nowadays.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post with physical keyboards though?

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I quite like a physical keyboard
but I am a bit behind the times.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's time for your afternoon nap, Grandpa

(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post just something else to break
makes the device look cheap, gets crud between the keys, makes annoying clicky sounds when used... etc. etc
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Physical keyboards are much better
for the primary function of these phones - email on the move.
Even if I get a seat on the train, trying to type on a small touch-screen is painfully slow and frustrating. When I had a Blackberry I got so much more done on the train. That may not appeal to you, but I'd suggest in that case that you're probably not their target market.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post you might want to give the new swipe typing functionality a go then
you only need a thumb now and it's pretty effective

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WPhADxHa5E

Microsofts version of the same thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tried it, hate it
Its still not a substitute for keys.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Swipe is a cunt
is nowhere need good enough.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like to do it and not correct the mistakes.
Most people are starting to ignore my batshit messages now.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Doesn't solve the fundamental problem of a touchscreen keyboard
Which is that the lack of tactile feedback deprives you of one of the senses used when typing fast. I'm aware that there's screens in development which raise bumps over virtual keys, but that's still an inferior solution to a dedicated keyboard.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I prefer a physical keyboard (or using a stylus) if I have to type a large message / email / b3ta post on a phone
but the problem for Blackberry is that their target market is too small / has shrunk
 (I helped save b3ta! custard, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's not insurmountable
There's a lot of goodwill for Blackberry in the business market as the options for centrally managing other smartphones are still horrible. I mean centrally managing Blackberrys wasn't fun, but its a cakewalk in comparison to keeping a bunch of iPhones and Androids secure.

Blackberry bet the farm on the consumer market and got their arses handed to them. However the core product is still quite possibly the best available in the business sector.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post *was*
you're living in the past, Blackberry as a company are dead, this "offer" highlights that to the extreme.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Have you used one then?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's irrelevant
i follow tech news in order to stay up with the latest information on these companies, I've had every other type of phone and never wanted nor needed a blackberry. They no longer have a place, whether you still require a physical keyboard or not, you're just handicapped sorry ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well I'll be sure to bear that in mind
while I'm refreshing our mobile handset fleet.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 17:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post You are Rory Cellan-Jones AICMFP

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 17:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, all that
There may be many things wrong with Blackberrys, but when I'm on a train back from a meeting or something and I have twenty emails to reply to, there's no fucking way I'm typing them all on a touch screen keypad.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have a passport,
its fucking ace. Will NOT be changing phones every few months as I have been doing.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha
welcome, I've finally met one.

Trust me, it will be one of their last devices. So that's why you won't be changing it regularly.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Like Lynch film music.

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post only better

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I dunno - I watched "Straight Story" last night and the soundtrack was nowt like this.
Although all Disney films SHOULD sound like this...
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was think Twin Peaks and Lost Highway.

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 17:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post The best non-Lynch film music is Bohren And Der Club Of Gore.
Especially the LP 'Black Earth', which is like Badalamenti + Popol Vuh = sublime.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 19:00, , Reply)
This is a link post GTAV traffic jam

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post GTA Ferguson

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post pretty much my thought with the police shooting away

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I might have just got older
but I didn't think GTA V was as much as San Andreas. Still a good game though
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha fuck

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post
dont really get into gameplay videos but this one made me laugh more than expected last night https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtaCbLxs4bk
 (I_am_B, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post 0:58
FUCK
 (I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well that escalated quickly

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post From 0:35 to 0:50
Fat guy on red is so high in adrenaline he bumps into a car and actually pushes it away. He then runs away in panic and teleports himself to that very same car, and fucks off again.

Well, I laughed :P
 (Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post am I old?
I haven't the foggiest whats going on in that video...
 (sithemong, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 17:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's like a digital ant farm
Everyone except the driver is a NPC
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 17:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post got ya!
I thought it was opposite and it was all onliney and multiplayery, my assumption was only pigs were NPC (i had to google NPC by the way) thanks for the clarification
 (sithemong, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 17:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Technically, it could have been multiplayer
But I pray not for all our sakes.
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 17:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'Splozions
Everything catches fire because there's a stuck ambulance shunting itself forward and backward to destruction.

And then the fire truck turns up, on fire.

PC version=february....bollocks!
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 17:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post As games continue to advance
and AI becomes more advanced, youtube is only going to be made up of videos of batshit mentalism happening in photorealistic video games.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 19:34, , Reply)
This is a link post Imagine A World without Money
We will be doing what we are doing now, but without debt.
(Spin Its a thing., Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck that hippy bullshit.
I fucking LOVE having money. And I do what I do now, but without debt, right fucking now. Because I'm not a bedwetting, liberal, handwringing povvo cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post go team spiders
www.bbc.co.uk/nature/life/Linyphiidae
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D
(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!
(^(^;;^)^) TEAM SPIDERS FOR A CURDS AND WHEY BASED ECONOMY!
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do you donate to charity?

(Spin Its a thing., Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I live quiet comfortably thank you.
Its a shame more people with privilege don't speak up for the masses.
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I worked hard for what I've got, so don't give me that guilt-laden crap.
And the average 'masses' will cheerfully fuck you over just as readily as the 'privileged' given half a chance.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh dear......
oh dear,oh dear,oh dear :(
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post For fuck's sake, you really think that 'oh so sincere' bloke in that ad wasn't paid COLD HARD CASH to spout that bollocks?
"Someday we won't even need laws" yeah, my hairy arse we won't.
That dream world ever happens, within ONE FUCKING WEEK it'll turn into a cross between Mad Max and The Killing Fields. You know why? Because the VAST FUCKING MAJORITY of humanity are NOT nice people. And if you really believe that they are, I've got a nice bridge for sale in London.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Also, that music being played all the way through?
Copyright infringement lawsuit avoiding reworking of the intro of Brave New World from Jeff Wayne's Musical Version Of The War Of The Worlds.
So I guess they DO care about money after all.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post PARKLIFE

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^"quiet" patronising.
Also: What the LOVELY Stuj says up there.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think he's ever encountered someone from the working class before, The LOVELY Tabs.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've never read so much old cock in all my life.

(Spin Its a thing., Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, did you forget to click "I Made This" on your little video?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Really touched a nerve there, haven't I?
Were you found in a handbag at a station?
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh are we playing the "I'm not upset" game?
Only I hadn't realised.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post There,there,there ..
*strokes head*

Did Stuj get a bit excited?
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not the one trying to pretend that humans are not hardwired to be greedy and violent here.
Now, hurry up and make me an offer for this bridge. Only there's a Russian showing interest in it, and you know what these commies are like now that they've rediscovered money.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have all my cashtied up in human trafficking ATM
Vive La free market economics!!
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post (^(^;;^)^)GO TEAM TABS!!(^(^;;^)^)

(Spin Its a thing., Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ not upset AT ALL.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post He looks quite jolly?

(Spin Its a thing., Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, I've just noticed that it's a guy cheerleading.
Attempting to undermine my criticism by suggesting I'm just a silly gay getting upset.
#Lazyhomophobialolz *slow claps*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty fucking low shot ,that is.
I was alluding to a guy cheer-leading on the negative comments. You see it how you wish, sugar tits.
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post he didn't really think that one through did he?

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post How so?

(Spin Its a thing., Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post honestly?
if everything was free... hmmmm... now let me think what's wrong there. Even in a resource based economy you need an economy, the clue is in the title, that means it comes from resources, if you have no resources, including skill which would be classed as a resource, you have no bartering power.

I've read extensively on resource based economies and this video goes into 0 detail except how great and perfect it would be, it wouldn't, it wouldn't work, it would need the co-operation of the entire planet in one single step to relinquish all power to become a level playing field, that just won't happen.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I also wonder how it would affect progress
the guy in the video mentioned exploring space, you or I wouldn't be doing that, again it would be select few who are physically and mentally up to the job out of millions of people. What would the individual have to strive for if the only concern is progress of the entire race?

Just nuke the whole planet, that would do a much better job than us trying to change what we are by nature, which is greedy cunts lol
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post
its not our nature, its cultural programming. Look outside our culture and you will see humanity is not inherently greedy
 (I_am_B, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post all living things compete for resources
that's pretty deep programming
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not all work is labour for starters.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's almost as though he thinks this kind of thing has never been tried before
And if he does, believes it's different now because machines will do everything and not revolt.

If the idea was ever going to work, it's years away as machines can currently make very good coke bottles but not hospitals. And there'd have to be pretty ruthless population control to prevent us from killing each other.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post We will still work
but without cash
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post With that attitude it's no wonder you are employee of the month ;)

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, that worked really well in Cambodia.
Except, wait, it DIDN'T. because after Pol Pot tried to invade Vietnam, and Ho Chi Minh sent in his tanks and migs and properly trained forces and kicked the Khmer Rouge out of power, the Yanks BANKROLLED the Khmer Rouge for the next 4 DECADES. So they DIDN'T work without money after all.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post So someone was paid to invade a country
and you're still saying cash is king? FFS :(
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Where did I say anyone was paid to invade a country there?
Do you even know who Pol Pot was? Or Ho Chi Minh?
Go read up on them.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post suggest you might need to read a bit more on Ho Chi Minh
He was dead by 1969
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Damnit, do you have to kill ALL my fun?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post What if I said
Money, whilst undeniably utterly terrible, has the positive effect of stopping the majority of us from killing each other?

If you can find me a collectivist society larger than a campsite that hasn't involved suffering/slaughter in its running I'll listen.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Im all for this
natural selection and cashless society.
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I knew it, JUST like Pol Pot.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post there is scoring system already in place though

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Might is right?

(Spin Its a thing., Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post It might be.
/coat
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Natural selection though ^

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post You'd definitely need a gun

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've got two
hanging off my shoulders
ITHANGEW!
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post you say that like you could find any society of any size and system that hasn't involved suffering and slaughter in it's running..

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Everyone has.
New slate, 100% implementation globally.
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not saying a capitalist democracy doesn't cause suffering and slaughter
I'm saying on average, looking at its implication around the world, it causes less suffering than the alternatives, namely of fascist and communist states. In essence I'm agreeing with what Churchill said about it being "the worst form of government, but better than all the others"

There have been studies that show how living without money/in a sharing society cannot possibly work beyond a certain size. Human nature doesn't permit it.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I admire your front for posting this
though it is quite mental you appear to be taking it seriously
 (I helped save b3ta! Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Think it through

(Spin Its a thing., Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post It appears to be you who haven't done much of that
though I can't say i'm suprised given your track record here. Seriously, history is littered with failed attempts of societies without commerce, and other socialist utopias, in an industrial and technological age; at best they fizzle out, at worst they descend into episodes of the most hideous human behaviour our species has seen.

Pol Pot was a shining example.
 (I helped save b3ta! Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post With economic sanctions you can see how resource societies can put pressure on those without
If its only one group, is there any wonder it fails?
As I said, think it through.
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^^^weapons-grade patronising
You sound like a sixth-former.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oooh! sensitive today
nipples puffy?
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm.
I don't have to point out the irony & abject lack of self-awareness in your responding like this, do I?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(Spin Its a thing., Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, jesus, no.
I thought the sub-sixth form, patronising "Think about it"/"oh dear,oh dear,oh dear :(" was the sound of an intellectual barrel being scrapped, but now you're running with an "I know you are but what am I" jpeg?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are you two going to have sex?

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 11:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great idea
He should launch a Kickstarter
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pffft.
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I... er... wow
If this stuff appeals to you, then I'd suggest fucking off to a hippy commune. I'm sure there's a few out there that haven't starved to death yet.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Its not about sectioning off elements of society.
its about everyone getting the idea. We lose wars for profit. We lose greed and misery. As they guy said, if don't have cash ,you die.
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post You only die if you live in a third-world hellhole.
If you live in a civilised society and don't have cash, you leech off the state.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post You are only a few prayers off Mother Theresa

(Spin Its a thing., Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Damn, I was hoping for Princess Di. She had better tits AND she was a slut, and so guaranteed to put out.
:(
This Christianity thing isn't really working for me.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post She was a total fucking cunt though, so comparing the LOVELY Stuj to....
...oh CARRY ON
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Raises eyebrow*
Looks like somebody's angling for a spanking.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post We don't lose greed
Greed wasn't a concept created by the man to keep us all in check, its a basic human trait. Humans aren't all idealised people happy to work for the whole. Some are mean and selfish and want to do fuck all. Under this system they could and they'd be better off than anyone who did work for the greater good as they'd have more free time.

So then, with that in place, where's the incentive to build the machines that are going to do all the work for us? Where's the incentive to do the research to design or improve the machines? You can't base a planetary economy on the goodwill of a few people and some hypothetical machines that will free us all.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think if everything is transparent
ie, you can see where your work is going and who you benefit .Greed will be eased out.
If you look at letts, for example, you could say, those Billions locked up in Buffet towers or trillions Rothschild's vaults, represent huge amounts of man hours not doing anything for the good of all. If we have a free society, there will be less chance to hoover up all the cash/labour/goods to just one point.
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post And again, the liberals show us why they should NEVER be allowed to be in control of anything, ever.
Go read Animal Farm again, and this time TRY to understand it.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh God
I knew I shouldn't have responded.

We'll try this again when you've finished sixth form.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Fuck me, that's just dawned on me as well
 (I helped save b3ta! Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thought it might...

(Spin Its a thing., Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Keynes was predicting stuff like this in the 30s
If it does happen it will happen gradually and organically rather than via youtube inspired revolution. Probably not in our lifetimes either
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nope, it won't happen ever.
Because human nature.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post unlikely, yes but it's impossible to say it wont happen ever
Suspect very few people alive in the 12th century believed feudalism would ever come to an end
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post What makes you think it has?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post those freeman of the land clips on youtube

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Quite right
but look at the debate it has started on here. Its put a thought into peoples heads which will roll around and develop. Not that they're all going to become revolutionaries, but it will be discussed and formed for future proposals,ideas,development. Im not saying B3ta will seed a new dawn, but asking people to comment and reply with points, is where things happen :)
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahha
:D
Man I haven't laughed this much since that angry wheelchair guy fell down the lift shaft.
Thank you Jams. You should have your own show.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Dont get your panties in a bunch
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, so you ARE playing the "I'm not upset" game.
Never mind. One day human nature might completely change and then I'll laugh with you rather than at you.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's the bit of human nature you have a problem with.
its more to do with yourself than the rest of mankind. Seeing everyone as yourself has its own issues.
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post [insert Picard "head in hands" ascii here]
Tell you what Jams, go live somewhere like the Gurnos Estate for six months. Then come back and tell us how wonderful and altruistic human nature is.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post
the Gurnos Estate Grimsby
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, I'm told that some parts of Grimsby aren't that grim.
Gurnos though...
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post If every single one of the responses is negative
then is that a debate?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you're being told inaccuracies , no ,its not a debate.

(Spin Its a thing., Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA For realsies?
Actually lolling. So that's good.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think the only valid point you can sift out of that dung heap
is that eventually, we can eliminate hunger, homelessness and the need to pay for heating/cooling/lighting etc. through building advanced robotics to automate the process for us.

In order to reach that point, we very much need to have a resource driven economy that will allow us to encourage the brightest minds into engineering, computer science and nuclear physics.

The idea that the world could exist without any form of abstract value exchange (i.e. money) is surely something that even a semi-educated 14 year old stoner has managed to think their way past. Human beings all have vastly differing needs, desires and skills; making 'everything' free would mean that everything would have to be homogenous.

e.g. "here's your free house, the fridge fills itself and the Roomba-9,000,000 will constantly clean all surfaces and give hand-jobs on request"

"... but that guy's house is bigger..."
.
.
.
*war etc.*
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'If you had research without funding limitations ....'
just think of it.
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Though about it.
'...I'd make a version of ebola that only infected liberal do-gooders.'
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post You are Pol Pot
ICMFP
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post But why would you WANT £5?
Money is EVIL Jams, EVIL.
Gold fills men's hearts with evil. Give ME your gold and you won't suffer that evil.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post No. thinking about it, DON'T give ME your gold. GIVE YOUR GOLD TO THESE GUYS:
www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_3223365845&feature=iv&list=UUVWM3HFqgT1lWD0ertDQApA&src_vid=aas9sjcxMgM&v=P8S-jJiYafk
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post With a cashless society
that would have been made, watched and into the book (well, laminated flip book)
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's BEING made.
In a non-cashless society.
In a cashless society it wouldn't be ALLOWED to be made.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post So you're saying 'the arts' will end along with cash?
This is like swimming in treacle.
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post No. I'm saying that the quorn-knitter's commune wouldn't allow a film like Iron Sky to be made.
Because it's non-pc and has Nazis and violence and BAD THINGS that the public must be protected from seeing. In your utopia only 'arts' that support and glorify the utopia will be allowed. BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post #StereotypeBlog

(Spin Its a thing., Tue 25 Nov 2014, 17:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post without money, it's not "without funding limitations"...
it's "without funding"

How do encourage the best people to do the research other than saying, "oh go on - it's for the good of the human race".

Hopefully, there will be some people who do that, but progress will slow to a crawl without anyone cracking the metaphorical whip.
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can only fund so much with cash
with unlimited resources, you'd achieve a lot more. Imagine all those research projects which are shelved due to 'funding limitations' They'd be given a green light. It wouldn't be focused on the schemes which suit the pharmaceutics industries either.
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seriously, what part of his post was in any way unclear to you?
Because you're obviously having trouble understanding simple concepts here.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just try to imagine that scene, but with one important difference...
The research project involves some super clever magnets and particle accelerators, and very rare materials etc.

Now you can choose A or B

A: Tell everyone who's willing to listen why it makes so much sense, and the benefits it will create for society, and try and convince them they will also benefit by contributing their money.

B: You can have all of the clever magnets and particle accelerators that you want, BUT - you're not allowed to pay the researchers ANYTHING. They all have to do it purely for the love of it, and since there's no backers expecting results from their contributions, there's no deadline either. Oh, and there are only 2,000 willing researchers on the face of the planet, because everyone else are driving around in Ferraris having fun. And the researchers are all super busy because everyone wants them to work for them instead, and because they're only working for fun, they don't want to work on your boring project anyway.
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post In all honesty, I still don't think he's going to get it.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha!

(Spin Its a thing., Tue 25 Nov 2014, 17:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post A common thread I've noticed in your replies
Is that you often compare the two paradigms, yet in your version of events, things still have value.

I think this is the crux of what you're missing. If everything is free, nothing has value.

In one of your points, you state that we could avoid the situations like 'Buffet Towers' hoarding all of the resources. If everything is free, then he can hoard all he wants, as can everyone else. (Warren Buffett is actually very well noted for his philanthropy btw - assuming that is who you were referring to?)

In your vision of the world, the only tangible resource will be innovation. And without anything to trade it for, the people blessed with the skill will either have to give it away for free, or find some other form of barter as motivation for doing it, when they could otherwise be sipping mai-tais on a lilo in their pool.

Which, of course, would be throughly boring by that point anyway, because it's all they've ever had to do. I honestly don't believe that humans could cope with a Wall-E type society, where everything is handed to them on a plate.

In the first few years of 'the change', roughly 25% of the population would eat and drink themselves to death. Another 50% would just wander around aimlessly in existential angst, wondering what the fucking point of it all is, and the remaining 25% would be vaguely content nerds tinkering with robots.

Without pain and suffering, happiness and joy is nothing. Without work, sipping cocktails next to a swimming pool is just something to while away the time until your pointless, non-contributing existence comes to a blessed end.

Money is just an abstract concept that facilitates the transfer of 'value'. Without the ability to earn and compete, your life will feel worthless.

Be careful what you wish for...
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Without the ability to earn and compete, your life will feel worthless."
hahahaha! you absolute nutter! that's more mental than jams is.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think it's that crazy...
ask any graduate who's been unemployed since leaving uni.
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post pfft
unfortunately this cashless utopia hinges on the possibility that some people really like cleaning toilets.
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, Albert Fish did.
Not sure how well he'd fit in with the cashless utopia though, but then he didn't exactly fit in with a cash based one either.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, that's why you need the slaves innit?
Just ask me mate Plato.

All you got to do is de-humanize them to the level of cattle then you've got a workforce to do the shit jobs whilst everyone else reaches their potential swanning about in bed sheets.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Count me in.
I mean, in the bed sheets, obviously.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 11:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sold.
I can let someone else take care of childcare for free while I sit on my arse all day eating machine-made chocolate that is also free, watching free telly filmed by unpaid cameramen, on a sofa that someone was kind enough to deliver to my house for nothing, even when I sent it back 3 times because I didn't like the colour.

EDIT: Oh, and can I have the chocolates delivered please? The factory is miles away and I don't fancy going there. I'm sure there are plenty of people who don't mind driving 100s of miles to deliver chocolates to fat lazy people for nothing.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not this Gene Roddenberry bollocks again.
If you believe in this fuck off to Wales where there's people actually working hard to make it work in small collectives.

Do that for a year then come back and tell us all about it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have ...
what's the issue?
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 25 Nov 2014, 17:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why did you leave?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 17:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would genuinely like to hear the answer to this

(I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 21:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ok, i'll take that on trust that you joined a group like Diggers and Dreamers for a year.
Contributed, became part of a society free from the evils of cash.

Why did they ask you to leave?
I can only assume you didn't want to leave such an Eden of your own free will.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 17:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I also have an eco home out in Bulgaria too
I can choose to live in whatever way I like. Its not going to change the world, it will change me ,though.
You're quite welcome to come out there and live it for a couple of week ,if you like?
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 25 Nov 2014, 17:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post See what you can achive with money!
When you go back be sure to play this song really loud all of the time.

Bulgarians love it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=noYptXPHiAE
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 18:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post So you're saying you have to be a piss poor tramp to hold these view with any validity?
We're doomed.
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 25 Nov 2014, 18:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post No.8 on their charter:
8. Our community derives its solutions and advances progress primarily through the application of logic and best available knowledge.

That'll go down well with the religious lot then won't it?
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 17:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post BEST THREAD EVAAAAAAARRRR!!!!!11112!!

(Spin Its a thing., Tue 25 Nov 2014, 22:22, , Reply)
This is a link post Harold and Maude
because it's such a great film
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post click
*bookmarks for later - thanks
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wonderful film, and lovely songs by Cat Stevens too.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 19:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post The car
The only thing I remember about the film was the E Type Jag that they turned into a hearse and then destroyed.
 (Captain Ignorant what does this button do..., Wed 26 Nov 2014, 10:27, , Reply)
This is a link post Sam Smith: Like I Can
More of a question this one, I dont mind this tune at all, quite like it TBH but if you listen to it, is it just me that thinks it sounds like Tracy Chapman singing Cheryl Cole's tune 'fight fight fight'?

No? maybe just me then...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post can't we have some one direction too?
sam smith.

*smashes face against lit hob*
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post OK,
how about some John Newman? Another tune I really shouldnt like, but do: www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfihYWRWRTQ
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post he's got a weird little paunch

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post And dances like how I did at a school disco,
IE, like a spaz.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
Has the newly unborked b3ta morphed into The Smash Hits forum?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I've got all their records...
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yep, accurate enough

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sam Smith? Cheryl Cole?
I feel so old...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yes..

(Spin Its a thing., Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Stay"
is Tom Petty's "won't back down"
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:11, , Reply)
This is a link post My daughter Tallulah got her first ever haircut. Unfortunately she did it herself. I made this!
I came down first thing in the morning to this.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Die Antwoord?!
You heartless fuck! Hahaha!
 (disco_doctor "Am I in?", Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post We're leaving it
She is determined she likes it that way and I think it's very trendy and cool or something (or at the very least it makes me laugh) so it's staying.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post first it's the hair
then it's a face full of meow meow in some hoxton bar.
 (I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah hopefully that's a few years away yet
I'm trying not to think about all that stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mine is three
And she just discovered that she can crush nuts with her tiny feet.

I do not recommend walking around in socks in my house right now...

(And is her name a pun on Fallujah?)
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
My Daughter and her school friend decided one day it would be fun to cut each others hair. I don't think they have a career in hairdressing ahead of them...
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah my elder one hacked her friend's hair off
her mum said it was "FINE JUST FINE" through very tightly pressed lips.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like Daddy does cut his own hair.

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's just 5.45 in the morning hair there
I'm not a big one for hair styles though it's true.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Get in your time machine and buy one of these.
Worth sticking to the end, apparently includes erections
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post wow
he sounds really pleased about the erections
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post She has your face. Your exact bloody face.
That must have been a bloody well-trained sperm.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah I gave it a full on training regime
much like commando school but for my sperm. and instead of being in a barracks it was in my testes of course.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post that older female sibling...
is totally involved...

when I climbed onto the roof of our house as a 3 year old, my family where perplexed where i got the idea to do it... my sister 3 years older than me was not perplexed at all... as she was the one who put the chair against the window...
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah she's guilty as hell
but I cannot prove it
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I Like your older daughters plausible deniability.
Omertà all the way.
 (I helped save b3ta! bane, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post She's very good at denying responsibility
it is a skill which will do her well in life
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hire a cleaner for your gaff.

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nah
I don't think so
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post LOL - nice mullet
I used to expect my kids to be adults too. Now I just accept that they are children and it's me that's supposed to act like an adult not them.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post my favourite bit about having kids has been how it's legitimised me being really silly
at least the little ones appreciate me twatting about
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mumsnet is over there ----->

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post thanks!
but i'm not a mum innit
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pendulous boobs suggest otherwise.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I may have certain allurng mammary assets
but downstairs I have the other flavour equipment
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Forgotten prawn cocktail?

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Next time
leave her alone with pinking shears. I gave myself an awesome haircut with some when I was about 4 and made my mum cry.
 (I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post what a brilliant idea
i might do all of our hair with pinking shears. it could be our family haircut
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha
I did see
 (I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes she did

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post You want to watch that one. She'll be miming to "Achy Breaky Heart" next.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post christ
although at least it couldn't be any worse then the constant renditions of Let It Go that I am subjected to every bloody day
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post You know they've just released the singalong version of that on DVD don't you?
It'll be in cinemas too and peer pressure will dictate that you take her.



Hahahahaha!
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 17:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bless her!
How are you going to repair the damage?!?
 (ccc, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post planning on leaving it as it is
she looks trendy / hilarious
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
Genius. I bet her friends' parents will be delighted at the prospect of this trend being set.
 (ccc, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah it'll be all the rage
we'll be super popular
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post "did you cut your fringe off?"
"i didn't want it to be in my eyes"

seems like a perfectly reasonable kid to me. :)
 (whosebooze, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah it's perfectly reasonable
I'll give her that
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aww, ha ha! (especially Die Antwoord)

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 19:09, , Reply)
This is a link post Goalkeeper gets hit in the face with every penalty kick
Stick with it. I promise you it's worth it
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 7:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hit in the face
by a huge glass cock
 (Ping Telnet and the FTPs, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 8:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post That video has been
"removed by the user" so I cannot confirm or deny as to whether that really is this link. Also I was moving house all weekend so I didnt check /links. My apologies for the GC, if indeed it is GC.
 (I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 8:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're lucky you didn't check it
as it was down yesterday and everyone had to do some work instead.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 9:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was horrible
got some catching up on nose-picking done though
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 9:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post This link's gone too.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 18:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is fucking excellent

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 9:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post It had me laughing in public this morning...
I never laugh in public.
 (I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 9:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that real?

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 9:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post 175% real.

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 9:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does it matter?

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post No YUO'ER mum

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does to me..
all sorts of questions I want answering.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post do some work and stop mucking about.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pow, right in the kisser.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post IF only
It had been with a gun.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:12, , Reply)
This is a link post Watching the news and this little homemade video hit the spot.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 2:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post is that bono?

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, I think it's meant to be a little girl in a purple dress.

(chompedhomas, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a link post Best track on GTA V
in my opinion. Made especially for GTA.
(Fluffster, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 1:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sorry.
But if the devil is six, then god is seven.
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 2:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed

(I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 9:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Meh. It ain't no Love Fist.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nah...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxuXlkzrygA
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:22, , Reply)
This is a link post Elon Musk's cow scarer
I was half hoping it'd fall over and make some flame-grilled steak.
(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 21:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post what sort of a name is Elon Musk anyway?

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's the love child of Elton John and that Snail he dated back in the 70's.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 21:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's his Bond Villain name.
His real name is Edward Murray.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 21:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a distant relative of the wildebeest

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 22:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Latest perfume from Hugo Boss
Just in time for Christmas, you must've seen the adverts...
 (Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 22:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post alien

(chompedhomas, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's pretty damned impressive.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 23:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh come on. It's not rocket science.
Oh. Hang on...
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 11:25, , Reply)

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