42% of Mirror readers currently think that's real
Chilling
( , Fri 31 Jul 2015, 12:37, Share, Reply)
Chilling
( , Fri 31 Jul 2015, 12:37, Share, Reply)
Meets girl on Monday, takes for a drink on Tuesday, makes love Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and then on Sunday...
Chilling
( , Fri 31 Jul 2015, 18:19, Share, Reply)
Chilling
( , Fri 31 Jul 2015, 18:19, Share, Reply)
Yeah go and spoil it
But they checked so it must be a realcement mixer ghost
( , Fri 31 Jul 2015, 16:47, Share, Reply)
But they checked so it must be a real
( , Fri 31 Jul 2015, 16:47, Share, Reply)
Footy scores prediction game
Morning folks.
Anyone fancy joining a Superbru league for the upcoming footy season (Premiership)? Done a few b3ta fantasy leagues in previous years but not seen a link to one this year. Is there one out there?
If you’ve not heard of Superbru before, it’s just a results production game. You say what you think the score will be, and your points are decided on how close you get. It’s free, and there’s an app for it so you can do your predictions when you’re out and about.
#footybantz #LADcunts
( , Fri 31 Jul 2015, 10:52, Share, Reply)
Morning folks.
Anyone fancy joining a Superbru league for the upcoming footy season (Premiership)? Done a few b3ta fantasy leagues in previous years but not seen a link to one this year. Is there one out there?
If you’ve not heard of Superbru before, it’s just a results production game. You say what you think the score will be, and your points are decided on how close you get. It’s free, and there’s an app for it so you can do your predictions when you’re out and about.
#footybantz #LADcunts
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I'll do it
I join the normal one every year and then forget I'm doing it and don't log in for 90% of the season.
( , Fri 31 Jul 2015, 11:08, Share, Reply)
I join the normal one every year and then forget I'm doing it and don't log in for 90% of the season.
( , Fri 31 Jul 2015, 11:08, Share, Reply)
I am exactly the same with these leagues, I play for about 5-6 weeks then forget about them. Last year I did ok with the team that had not had a sub since week 5.
( , Fri 31 Jul 2015, 11:29, Share, Reply)
That makes it more interesting I must say...
Looking at the site now and there is something very wrong going on with the fonts on that site.
Ok I have signed up - looks like less work than a normal fantasy league so I will give it a whirl.
Username is Snowy
( , Fri 31 Jul 2015, 12:12, Share, Reply)
Excellent work.
There'll be some non-b3tans on here, i'd imagine, in order to get a decent number of participants.
( , Fri 31 Jul 2015, 12:25, Share, Reply)
There'll be some non-b3tans on here, i'd imagine, in order to get a decent number of participants.
( , Fri 31 Jul 2015, 12:25, Share, Reply)
roam designated play areas, searching for children to play with
edit: Yes I know its a BBC link
Be afraid, be very afraide. Just when you thought it was safe to go in to the playground, they release robopeado, to pray on and play with YOUR child!
Goverment scientists are release into the wild a new bread of peado, this robotic peado or "ropeado" has been specialy developed to fill the void left after the great yewtree devestation left our native peados almost extinct in the wild, apart from a few peados kept in captivity there is now thought to be less than 20 single peados at large in the whole country.
A trial breeding program was started in the mid 'teens to try and iject some new peado stock into the wild but alas due to there dificult and misunderstood mating, there has been no reproduction of wild born or captive born born peados for almost 14 years.
Scientists are comcernd that a whole tranche of celebrities and sporting personalitys will wither and die with out the glare of publicity that a high profile campaign can give them, Scientist and experts are also worried that the current lack of peados will mean that generations of children will now, not be able to claim historical abuse and there fore lawyers and solictiors will see there income stream drop dramaticly in the coming years.
( , Fri 31 Jul 2015, 10:52, Share, Reply)
edit: Yes I know its a BBC link
Be afraid, be very afraide. Just when you thought it was safe to go in to the playground, they release robopeado, to pray on and play with YOUR child!
Goverment scientists are release into the wild a new bread of peado, this robotic peado or "ropeado" has been specialy developed to fill the void left after the great yewtree devestation left our native peados almost extinct in the wild, apart from a few peados kept in captivity there is now thought to be less than 20 single peados at large in the whole country.
A trial breeding program was started in the mid 'teens to try and iject some new peado stock into the wild but alas due to there dificult and misunderstood mating, there has been no reproduction of wild born or captive born born peados for almost 14 years.
Scientists are comcernd that a whole tranche of celebrities and sporting personalitys will wither and die with out the glare of publicity that a high profile campaign can give them, Scientist and experts are also worried that the current lack of peados will mean that generations of children will now, not be able to claim historical abuse and there fore lawyers and solictiors will see there income stream drop dramaticly in the coming years.
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was that the one
with Mick Hucknall's pancakes? That's the only thing I remember.
( , Fri 31 Jul 2015, 14:57, Share, Reply)
with Mick Hucknall's pancakes? That's the only thing I remember.
( , Fri 31 Jul 2015, 14:57, Share, Reply)
Bit optimistic thinking there will be a BBC in 2021.
The fucking tory cunts and Murdoch will have ripped it apart by then.
The mindless cunts who are now moaning "well I dont watch *insert random programme here* so why should I pay this TV tax?" or my current fav - "the BBC are putting single mothers in jail for not paying their TV tax" will be slowly waking up to the fact that SKY and ITV are total horseshit and they are now paying paying 5 times the price for 24-7 3rd rate yank shows and paying for the adverts every 10 mins.
Trust me I have lived in other countries - cherish the BBC and FIGHT to keep it!
( , Fri 31 Jul 2015, 10:21, Share, Reply)
I rather think that this is the point that the image is seeking to make, no?
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Yes but I just wanted to go on a bit of a rant! left the milk out overnight and its gone sour!! have to goto the shops to make a cuppa ;()
( , Fri 31 Jul 2015, 10:53, Share, Reply)
And you couldn't enjoy it black, just for this morning??
^racist tea-maker
( , Fri 31 Jul 2015, 11:13, Share, Reply)
^racist tea-maker
( , Fri 31 Jul 2015, 11:13, Share, Reply)
It is the first step to being controlled by this left wing agenda from the BBC!
( , Fri 31 Jul 2015, 11:31, Share, Reply)
"9:10 - Treasure Island"
"A new adaptation of the classic novel using finger painting. Narrated by Nick Robinson"
Excellent
( , Fri 31 Jul 2015, 11:28, Share, Reply)
"A new adaptation of the classic novel using finger painting. Narrated by Nick Robinson"
Excellent
( , Fri 31 Jul 2015, 11:28, Share, Reply)
Diarrhoea de Janeiro
2016 Olympic rings to be decidedly monochromatic
( , Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:45, Share, Reply)
2016 Olympic rings to be decidedly monochromatic
( , Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:45, Share, Reply)
Should make people run faster.....though they might leave a trail
( , Fri 31 Jul 2015, 11:18, Share, Reply)
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It'll certainly make the triathlon more interesting
Swim, cycle, runs
( , Fri 31 Jul 2015, 11:43, Share, Reply)
Swim, cycle, runs
( , Fri 31 Jul 2015, 11:43, Share, Reply)
I'll just put this in your head
and leave it to rattle around all day.
( , Fri 31 Jul 2015, 8:35, Share, Reply)
and leave it to rattle around all day.
( , Fri 31 Jul 2015, 8:35, Share, Reply)
Some unexpected aditional lyrics on the female vocal there.
( , Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:14, Share, Reply)
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that is a thing of beauty
I think I can see the pub next door on that map, yay!
( , Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:09, Share, Reply)
I think I can see the pub next door on that map, yay!
( , Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:09, Share, Reply)
has gore like his
but this animation is really good. has great weight and timing.
( , Thu 30 Jul 2015, 23:03, Share, Reply)
but this animation is really good. has great weight and timing.
( , Thu 30 Jul 2015, 23:03, Share, Reply)
This is brilliant
"They believe he’s either a golf hater or a guy with fetish or mental problems"
( , Thu 30 Jul 2015, 21:00, Share, Reply)
"They believe he’s either a golf hater or a guy with fetish or mental problems"
( , Thu 30 Jul 2015, 21:00, Share, Reply)
We know it is a man because the poos are too massive to be from a woman,’ he explained. HaHa
( , Thu 30 Jul 2015, 21:14, Share, Reply)
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Never worked where I do
Totally sexist. Woman are more than capable of doing huge dumps but still look pretty.
( , Thu 30 Jul 2015, 21:59, Share, Reply)
Totally sexist. Woman are more than capable of doing huge dumps but still look pretty.
( , Thu 30 Jul 2015, 21:59, Share, Reply)
Massive logs that are not mine
Is one of the surprises of living with a woman.
( , Thu 30 Jul 2015, 22:05, Share, Reply)
Is one of the surprises of living with a woman.
( , Thu 30 Jul 2015, 22:05, Share, Reply)
BBC Reporter just swore on live TV
(was installing windows update so bit of a delay uploading)
( , Thu 30 Jul 2015, 20:15, Share, Reply)
(was installing windows update so bit of a delay uploading)
( , Thu 30 Jul 2015, 20:15, Share, Reply)
They have stolen Sky News' graphics too.
This is what happens when the licence fee is frozen.
( , Thu 30 Jul 2015, 20:51, Share, Reply)
This is what happens when the licence fee is frozen.
( , Thu 30 Jul 2015, 20:51, Share, Reply)
get rid of her hair and she looks like the dude in Aphex Twin's "Rubber Johnny" video
( , Fri 31 Jul 2015, 11:21, Share, Reply)
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Crazy guy!
Also a crazy instrument, think someone linked this a while back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrbSL92Kz1Y
( , Thu 30 Jul 2015, 20:04, Share, Reply)
Also a crazy instrument, think someone linked this a while back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrbSL92Kz1Y
( , Thu 30 Jul 2015, 20:04, Share, Reply)
I thought it was all done with the slide, never gave "pedal" any thought at all.
That was really interesting. Cheers.
( , Thu 30 Jul 2015, 20:16, Share, Reply)
That was really interesting. Cheers.
( , Thu 30 Jul 2015, 20:16, Share, Reply)
Wow.
I thought is was all done with magnets. Shitty magnets.
( , Thu 30 Jul 2015, 20:45, Share, Reply)
I thought is was all done with magnets. Shitty magnets.
( , Thu 30 Jul 2015, 20:45, Share, Reply)
MAZIN'
Worth cutting'n'pasting the link into the address bar for.
( , Thu 30 Jul 2015, 22:07, Share, Reply)
Worth cutting'n'pasting the link into the address bar for.
( , Thu 30 Jul 2015, 22:07, Share, Reply)
Smug londoner explains why white smug ex-londoners are complete twats
The guardian has gone full click bait #whitepplrannoying
( , Thu 30 Jul 2015, 19:29, Share, Reply)
The guardian has gone full click bait #whitepplrannoying
( , Thu 30 Jul 2015, 19:29, Share, Reply)
I read that yesterday. Chippy self conscious bint was my reaction.
Also that hashtag would be considered racist if the word 'white' was substituted for 'black' or 'brown'.
( , Thu 30 Jul 2015, 19:40, Share, Reply)
Also that hashtag would be considered racist if the word 'white' was substituted for 'black' or 'brown'.
( , Thu 30 Jul 2015, 19:40, Share, Reply)
If ever there was a city in dire need of a nuke it was London.
At least get the army out to cordon it off and keep the buggers contained.
( , Fri 31 Jul 2015, 10:11, Share, Reply)
At least get the army out to cordon it off and keep the buggers contained.
( , Fri 31 Jul 2015, 10:11, Share, Reply)
Banjo School
NSFW
I made this!
A big heap of noisy, sweary silliness.
( , Thu 30 Jul 2015, 18:28, Share, Reply)
A big heap of noisy, sweary silliness.
( , Thu 30 Jul 2015, 18:28, Share, Reply)
haha brilliant!
took my mind off my excruciating Harry Styles for a couple of minutes, ta!
( , Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:21, Share, Reply)
took my mind off my excruciating Harry Styles for a couple of minutes, ta!
( , Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:21, Share, Reply)
Where the good times come easy
Surely this has been linked before?
( , Thu 30 Jul 2015, 18:28, Share, Reply)
Surely this has been linked before?
( , Thu 30 Jul 2015, 18:28, Share, Reply)
Happy Laughing Song
NSFW
I made this!
NSFW for fucking bad language
( , Thu 30 Jul 2015, 17:38, Share, Reply)
NSFW for fucking bad language
( , Thu 30 Jul 2015, 17:38, Share, Reply)
She's the person I most associate with terms
like "amazeballs" and "chrimbo".
I couldn't actually think of anything else she has ever said.
( , Thu 30 Jul 2015, 18:01, Share, Reply)
like "amazeballs" and "chrimbo".
I couldn't actually think of anything else she has ever said.
( , Thu 30 Jul 2015, 18:01, Share, Reply)
Never seen her or heard her speak, but I hate her already.
and I hope she takes her holi-bobs in Syria.
( , Thu 30 Jul 2015, 18:03, Share, Reply)
and I hope she takes her holi-bobs in Syria.
( , Thu 30 Jul 2015, 18:03, Share, Reply)
Language, Timothy!
(there's a bloke I sometimes work with who says that. Everyone despises him)
( , Thu 30 Jul 2015, 18:46, Share, Reply)
(there's a bloke I sometimes work with who says that. Everyone despises him)
( , Thu 30 Jul 2015, 18:46, Share, Reply)
Seems reasonable.
There's a neighbor kid who does laps around my shop every afternoon on one of those. After about the 12th lap I often have to resort to turning the sprinklers on.
( , Thu 30 Jul 2015, 18:29, Share, Reply)
There's a neighbor kid who does laps around my shop every afternoon on one of those. After about the 12th lap I often have to resort to turning the sprinklers on.
( , Thu 30 Jul 2015, 18:29, Share, Reply)
I don't mind actual children playing on scooters, although I do worry they might grow up with one over-developed thigh.
( , Thu 30 Jul 2015, 19:11, Share, Reply)
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Why do grown up people use these things?
Really do not get it. I walk faster.
( , Thu 30 Jul 2015, 22:36, Share, Reply)
Really do not get it. I walk faster.
( , Thu 30 Jul 2015, 22:36, Share, Reply)
A very important 16 second PSA about the use of socks
NSFW
I made this!
( , Thu 30 Jul 2015, 17:13, Share, Reply)
( , Thu 30 Jul 2015, 17:13, Share, Reply)
What Varmint and Pissy said.
and: www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEImD_r6D8o
( , Thu 30 Jul 2015, 18:27, Share, Reply)
and: www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEImD_r6D8o
( , Thu 30 Jul 2015, 18:27, Share, Reply)
You've posted 15 links, and they were all made by you.
You don't actively participate, you just spam your low-quality produce.
( , Thu 30 Jul 2015, 20:01, Share, Reply)
You don't actively participate, you just spam your low-quality produce.
( , Thu 30 Jul 2015, 20:01, Share, Reply)
a member for 1 year, 7 months and 21 days. Pfft! "member". Fnar! fnar! Kchak!
"Hey, I'm Dave" Me too!
"I am a comedian" Nope. The evidence suggests otherwise.
"I do Stand-Up" Indeed you do. Maybe you would be more funny if you tried falling over? Pratfalls always seem to get a laugh on YouTube.
"make Comedy Sketches" Well, you make sketches. We are obviously using a different dictionary for the other bit.
"You can watch them" Not much choice as it seems to be all you spam.
"cannot eat them" Ah, that zany American humour I love. Or is it humor?
"Those are the rules." Not of grammar they aren't.
( , Thu 30 Jul 2015, 22:33, Share, Reply)
"Hey, I'm Dave" Me too!
"I am a comedian" Nope. The evidence suggests otherwise.
"I do Stand-Up" Indeed you do. Maybe you would be more funny if you tried falling over? Pratfalls always seem to get a laugh on YouTube.
"make Comedy Sketches" Well, you make sketches. We are obviously using a different dictionary for the other bit.
"You can watch them" Not much choice as it seems to be all you spam.
"cannot eat them" Ah, that zany American humour I love. Or is it humor?
"Those are the rules." Not of grammar they aren't.
( , Thu 30 Jul 2015, 22:33, Share, Reply)
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