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This is a link post There is something about this that amuses me
It might be the repetition, just seems funny
(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 0:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post They're having to find ever more extreme ways to deliver the Oktoberfest steins
Since all those jihadugees arrived from muslamistan
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 7:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Arr zo
A "Fucking Hell or go fuck in hell" choice?

Edit:
Is their logo an angel giving head to a devil? "Squints"

 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 8:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post that actually really makes me want a beer

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 11:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post makes me want a tank

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 14:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post best bar staff ever
"stein of beer sir? certainly"
*starts tank motor*
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 17:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Modern camouflage is amazing, a thirsty soldier would be fooled, just about to quench their thirst on the battleground and kaboom - they would never see it coming.
 (jpod, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 13:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Most expensive beer mat ever.

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 14:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post You haven't been to Saudi Arabia
Ah, wait...
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 19:32, , Reply)
This is a link post A guide to James Bond in comics I made this!
I had fun doing this. Hope you like it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 23:44, , Reply)
This is a link post Tonight's little emission. It has a good beat. I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 23:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Fifth element funniest scene

(Frample Tromwibbler climbs an obstacle like old people fuck, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 22:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post RIS?

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 22:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Leeloo Dallas Multipass

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 22:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post The cab scene is funnier than BW getting boinked on the noggin.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 22:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gary Oldman was the best thing
Lee Evans was a disaster. Great film though. Jury still out on Milla Jovovich and have spent some time in the bathroom deliberating.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 22:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lee Evans is brilliant in so many ways - music, comedy. A pure talent.
But why the fuck did he get into acting? His character just didn't translate. What was that film he did about a council family or something. Flippin balls rant etc
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 23:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post You are so so very wrong
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oKwg6W05MU&t=38s
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 23:20, , Reply)
This is a link post Amusing but aside from a suicide bombing, almost certainly the last thing you want to experience during your commute.
The bloke's complete lack of joy in his work makes it all the more surreal. Like he's been reluctantly employed by the puppet to give it life.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 22:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hate all forms of commuting
It isn't the other people, or the train companies, it is that I am feeling shite and EVERYTHING IS ACTUALLY ABOUT ME.
WAAAH.
Ok, I feel better now.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 22:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was going to say this was un-british but then i realised it was an American tube train.

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 22:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post tube what now?

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 1:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post What an utter wanker
I would be so angry I would front him up and say words ........... hang on I'm British (pretend to be snoozing on the train and hope he fucks off soon)
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 22:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post
It's not a lack of joy, the guy is concentrating on the job, which, by the way, is 100 times better than any of you slagging oxygen thieves could do.
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 2:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post LEAVE PUPPETEERS ALONE¡!¡!!!

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 6:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post puppet-eers are always wanting money for their entertainment
there's always strings attached
 (frenchtoilet, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 7:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post misguided effort

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 7:50, , Reply)
This is a link post advanced woodcutting

(I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 21:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's pretty impressive

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 7:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ver' good.
Perhaps a bit of a cop out painting it at the end. Golden opportunity to show off some 1337 pyrography skills.
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 8:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post very skillfull
and a great way of showing the whole neighborhood that you've got no taste
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Fri 27 Nov 2015, 9:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yup, very skilful
I hope he swept up all that sawdust afterwards.
 (Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 16:25, , Reply)
This is a link post Its not glasscock
Its so much more
 (I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 21:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.ravi.io/buzzfeed-title-generator
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 21:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post No.3 is perfect

(cackbastard criminally inane, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 21:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post No.7 Blew My Mind

(I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 22:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post No. 11 Is Terrifying

(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 2:06, , Reply)
This is a link post The latest patent from Airbus' department of batshit ideas
Detachable cabins.

 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 20:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Re-enforcing the idea that you're nothing more than cargo
by cramming you into a shipping container. I like it.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 21:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wouldn't it be a good idea to have one of them with parachutes attached...
For situations like when the engines explode or the plane is in a death-dive for other assorted reasons?

I could detach from the bits hurtling towards the ground at unsafe speeds.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 21:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's people like you that are casuing things to be more expensive
With your radical and expensive "safety" ideas
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 7:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe they'll build one for cattle.
Get your meat fresh. Or just fly cows around.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 21:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post what are all those giant pubes for?

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 22:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post they are all helpfully numbered
for audit purposes I imagine
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 11:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think you'll find Gerry Anderson has prior invention
Paint it green and add crew with huge heads a jerky movements, and wait for the world threatening disasters to come in.
 (I helped save b3ta! Greenbat, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 23:12, , Reply)
This is a link post A guide to shoplifting.
Useful.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 20:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
Nicely written, I like it!
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 20:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a cunt
Nick stuff so the little people have to pay more for the goods you steal. But hey ho I am an edgy geezer doing stuff you could not comprehend.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 23:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure about that article
but the one about PDA was well written.

and the one about his dad (and the council house front doors)
 (I helped save b3ta! antmulder Flick your icefloss, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 23:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nope.
You're still a thieving cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 23:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Next thing you know, the guy doing the checkout is 'accidentally' charging you for 20 mars bars instead of 2
using much the same rationale as this wanker. What goes around, comes around.
 (Roxon, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 1:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post lols at all of you who think he means it

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 1:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post This guy gets it.

(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 7:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post +1
super-duper fake.
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Fri 27 Nov 2015, 10:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post at last

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 11:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was very funny, thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 9:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post This made my day.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 14:34, , Reply)
This is a link post Bee beats up a Cat

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 20:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why, it's Karl Malden!

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 20:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 20:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 21:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post He nose not to do that again.

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 23:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post It will Bee careful of that for sure

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 1:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post this is how cats SHOULD look

(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 13:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks very painful
But I would love to grab it, squeeze and shout "PARRRRP!!!"

Coz I fucking hate cats, me. Especially mine.
 (Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a link post A little wonder down memoey lane
Insta-speccy flash backs.
 (I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 19:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Backstory for the young un's:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFAWHB2BKOg
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 19:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post get off of my lawn, don't know their born, etc
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFoA4u4x2uk
four quid computer out today: www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFFQmdUc5Vg from raspberry pi - comes free with a magazine. what next, computers in our cornflakes?!
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 19:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Upgrade idea?

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 20:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post that would need a big box of cornflakes
edit: bored, found these: www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCXT0VXFjaI
vimeo.com/88666542
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 20:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Found the right thing

Cheap way to feed the kids.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 9:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who eats cornflakes these days?
I prefer a nice bowl of All Ram. Or Ram Flakes.
 (I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Fri 27 Nov 2015, 22:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post 16Kb ram pack FTW!
*wobble* FUCK!!
 (I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 20:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9DB3w-Syfs
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 20:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bought one. At the time it seemed staggeringly expensive (£70 IIRC)

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 22:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ugh.
I'm glad I had a C64.
 (cackbastard criminally inane, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 20:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post You rich kid, you.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 21:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post gold plated no doubt

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 3:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shit then.
Shit now.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 21:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post None of the other cars in
Spy Hunter can drive. Never seen such carnage.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 23:24, , Reply)
This is a link post Mad Max: Black Friday
"My world is fire and blood and cheap electrical goods."
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 18:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post All great until
The Break logo.
 (I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 18:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Their FHM mentality isn't to everyone's tastes, but they do occasionally make something rather good.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 18:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post They did love a good sample.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 18:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post You did

(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 20:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post If I may, "No shit, Sherlock".

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 21:16, , Reply)
This is a link post Funny how cheesy things look after nearly 40 years
I used to love this and still has a soft spot for this


Emerson, Lake & Palmer - Fanfare For The Common Man - Live In Montreal, 1977
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 18:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Palmer drowned in a Lake... Lake's in prison in Palma.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 18:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Emerson be quiet, I'm trying to think.

(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 18:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Greggs in the local shop selling sausage rolls

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 18:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Always got time for a bit of prog.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 18:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post First 7" record I ever bought with pocket money
Loved it
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 22:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post
this used to be the intro tune to a rolling stones gig or it was the first time that i heard it.
 (cescpistol, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 1:54, , Reply)
This is a link post new Pride and Prejudice with Zombies trailer
seems like quite a polished production, looks fun :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 18:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks significantly better than the book.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 19:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Big budget horrors are great. Even the shit ones are lovely to look at.
Looking forward to this one.
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 19:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am a bit depressed and ill at the moment
so pretty much everything looks shit to me at the moment.
So, basically, this is all about me.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 20:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tywin's daughters?
Don't rate the zombies chances much.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 20:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I preferred it when zombie films was scarce, they like episodes of Dr Who now - fucking endless.

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 23:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lily James and zombies. I'm in!

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 9:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post i cant wait for zombies in space
or zomies on the titanic.
or zombies on a motherfunking plane
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Fri 27 Nov 2015, 11:31, , Reply)
This is a link post Someone uploaded almost all of the Sealab 2021 episodes to youtube a couple of weeks ago.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWDUFDurqSSLTRkrGaw85PA/videos
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 18:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome
There was one episode I remember being particularly mental, but I cant remember the name. I think it was all of them to be honest.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 23:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post You need to get on Harvey Birdman.

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 23:50, , Reply)
This is a link post Which one of you lot etc etc?
Georgia's Got, erm. what?

Starts about 1:38
(edit to remove preview because, well, NSFW?)
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 17:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post They got panned

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 18:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post *spang*

(I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 18:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post wonderfully oddball and slightly nerve wracking with those scissors

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 18:17, , Reply)
This is a link post 17th century plot to use plague hats as bioweapons
revealed
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 17:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Venetian Plague Hat
would be the name of my next band if it weren't for the fact that I'm completely unmusical.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 20:30, , Reply)

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