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This is a link post The robbery scene from The Assassination of Jesse James
If this isn't taught as a lighting case study in film schools, it bloody should be. Mesmerising artistry from Deakins.
(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 17:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post did you see Prisoners? (was on telly the other night)
brilliant stuff, him and Villeneuve working together gives me high hopes for bladerunner
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 17:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Deakins is involved in the new Blade Runner?
Excellent news!
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 17:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jacques Villeneuve?

(I helped save b3ta! custard, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 18:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Unlikely to be Giles now is it?

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 19:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh i dont know , they can do wonders now with ouji boards and spiritulists

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 10:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm still vehemently against a Blade Runner sequel
Even if it's quite good I still don't feel one should exist. If there was ever a film that didn't need a sequel.

But yeah the talent on board is at least shaping up well. I wasn't a huge fan of Prisoners, but I've heard Sicario was very bloody not bad.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 18:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post the K W Jeter books were good, no reason the story couldn't have continued

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 20:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Meanwhile, the PK Dick story was actually quite dull.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 22:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bad sequels usually just emphasise why the originals
were good rather than ruin them.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 0:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think most of Deakins' work is studied in film schools
(for me, it's the best thing in "scary man with a tin can on the end of his shotgun kills anyone connected with a bag of money")
But it will become annoying if everyone just copies it
 (I helped save b3ta! custard, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 18:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've never seen this before
it is very good; very well done indeed. I shall dig out the entire film.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 18:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks!!

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 23:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Too brown.

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 13 Feb 2016, 8:43, , Reply)
This is a link post Science! Gravitational waves have been detected (again).
Again, as the previous time turned out to not be real. A Grauniad link, sorry. The NY Times does a good wrap-up: www.nytimes.com/2016/02/12/science/ligo-gravitational-waves-black-holes-einstein.html

edit: colmcq2 beat me by a minute.
 (pahakyy, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post finally scientific proof of what causes those amazing crop circles to appear , waves innit

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 16:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post magnets
those shit one's you get in poundland
 (I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 19:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh boy! I can't wait for the informed astrophysics chat of /links!

(blah di blah di blah blah, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 17:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh I suppose you are an expert on that as well eh

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 17:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post
He is an expert on touching kids.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 21:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking impressive that it was all done with Lego

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post s

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 19:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I only like hairy black holes
And for that reason I am out. "cleans up slams door."
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 19:48, , Reply)
This is a link post live gravitational waves chat

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 16:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just call 0891 332 332 and you could be chatting to live to real scientist girls
Press 1 for My dirty gravitational waves fantasy
Press 2 for Spicing up your love life by introducing general relativity to your love making
Press 3 for Anal black hole collisions
Press 4 for vaginal dryness
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 16:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I pressed 5 and had Giliean makieth getting hot and breathless talking about the Bristol stool chart

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 17:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I nipped over and settled my tab
What a lightweight.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 19:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh dear

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 19:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post They were a good sort
remembered cheerfully waving cheerio and me milling about outside. Then noticed the outstanding Moroccan dish at the end of the night.

"Outstanding Moroccan Dish"
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 21:15, , Reply)
This is a link post OK GO's new video

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 15:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post obligatory response
https://youtu.be/iQamw4xxxHY
 (hiraeth SPACE £19.99. I say yer buy one yer get one free, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 15:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post videos so good
music so so bad
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 15:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes yes

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 15:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post All their songs are kinda unmemorable
But I do like their videos.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(Turgidtank willing to learn since, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 20:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post let me guess before watching it
they are going for the single take video again?
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 15:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not exactly.
I counted at least nine cuts. They tried to disguise them, but the nature of the Vomit Comet is you only get 30 seconds or less of freefall between power climbs. So look for them being suspiciously back in their seats, or on the deck, or having something floating in front of the camera, at:
0:35
0:45
1:05
1:25
1:46
2:07
2:27
2:47
3:07.

Impressively bendy lady dancers though.
 (SonofRojBlake, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 14:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Free fall, surely, not "zero gravity"

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah this
But it's easier to say "zero gravity" to idiots rather than explain the basic physics of free fall to them.
 (I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post But isn't it
the fundamental principle of relativity that being in free fall is indistinguishable from being in a zero gravity field?
 (I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 17:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes.
But he did neglect one important factor which is that when I'm shagging your mum in a free falling elevator I can hit the emergency stop button just in time for the money shot, a luxury not afforded to a genuinely inertial observer who has to let his filthy muck float in pearly globules around the spaceship.
 (blah di blah di blah blah, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 17:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post As if his mum would fit into a lift

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 17:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fair point. It's believed the first measurements from LIDO were ripples of her getting banged by Brian Blessed on the hard shoulder of the M4.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 17:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ this guy gets it

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 21:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post They filmed this at L1.
Maybe.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 16:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post All aboard the vomit comet

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 16:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post They really should move into
novelty music visualisers, so you can add your own soundtrack.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 19:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't have the energy to watch this right now

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 19:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 21:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post And my aerophobia takes off

(gijoel, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 12:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is how they did it
nerdist.com/ok-gos-frontman-explains-their-anti-gravity-video/
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 13 Feb 2016, 5:08, , Reply)
This is a link post Dad-of-two 'becomes convinced he's pregnant after having gay sex
Hey, we've all been there right...
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 14:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody hell.
If that wasn't The Mirror I would have called bullshit!
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 15:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 15:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's in India
which makes it more believable.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do let Frogbeat know.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 23:48, , Reply)
This is a link post Think you're good at Photoshop? This fella's got you knocked into a cocked hat

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 14:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stealing my skills as well as the life of a soldier...

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 14:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Its ninj, I recognise the style, happytwat will front page it

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 15:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bum-hole
Mahoosive hairy bum-holes
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 15:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post bit rude

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 15:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Dave Harper was exposed by real soldiers who spotted obvious errors in the bodged photoshop job"
Our boys there with the eagle eyes and detective wits.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Thu 11 Feb 2016, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a link post Arrested man takes a piss, onlookers take piss too. NSFW
NSFW for rude words and wee wees
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 14:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post During his arrest by the police, a man handcuffed by express dissatisfaction.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post
lol wtf? its some kind of boner wee?!?
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 18:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post That would be a shame
if it didn't bonerificate above the elasticated band.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 19:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Am I being detained?
You can't. I'm a pee man on the land.
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 19:20, , Reply)
This is a link post The grauniad? Talking sense?
Well I never.

Trigger warning: annoying camera cuts.
 (An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 14:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post the cuts I don't mind
the potato instead of a microphone is more annoying

I enjoyed the vid though.

p.s. this should be banned!! BAN B3TA!!!!!!!!!!!!
 (HandmadeLurkage it smells of farts in here, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 14:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly. If you don't let idiots speak, how else can you identify them?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 14:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post by the way they vote for Trump ?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 16:49, , Reply)
This is a link post darth trump

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 13:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not even going to bother watching this reddit-tier guff
Star Wars is shit, Trump is shit and "lolwakki mashups" are worse than the two combined
 (I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 13:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hi.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 13:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good afterningles

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 14:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I agree with this entirely.

(immadme, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post are you looking for Brian, he's around here somewhere
Just follow the sound of Tourettes enhanced frothing hatred
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 14:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cluff is a right cunt, and a true figurehead of the types we want round here
I endorse his twattish nature wholeheartedly
 (I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 14:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aw :)
That's really nice! Underneath that confident, charismatic facade, I'm sure there's an extremely vulnerable individual just desperate for a little acceptance. It must be really difficult to come across as so obscenely abhorrent that even the folk on /talk become tired of you.
I'm pretty certain that Brian won't show his appreciation (he's not the best at expressing himself), but have a click from me out of appreciation!
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 14:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah because clicks matter
I clicked you're nan out of appreciation
 (I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 14:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I clicked yours because I have a mong fetish

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 14:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha cheers!
I don't think she'd really appreciate the sentiment though, she was about as tech savvy as a doormat. But I'd definitely have told her you thought she was nice if she was still around!
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 14:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post he wont be appearing on this thread because i blocked him
and emailed him privately so say that I hated him, which I found hilariously OTT but fuck it, that's the way i roll and he deserved every bit of it
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 15:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ not upset

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 15:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post over 86,000 messages on talk!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU !!!! jesus christ!
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 16:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ still not upset

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 16:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't be so sure!
He invented the technology that allows us to communicate on here. No doubt he's built in some kind of countermeasure.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your overuse of exclamation marks leads me to several possible comclusions
1 - You're 12
2 - You're a girl
3 - Both
4 - You're a massive nonce masquerading as the above in order to groom forum users.

EDIT: Obviously have to show working out.

Now obviously 2 can't be correct, since there are no women on the internet, and by that logic 3 can't be true either.
This place is dead on it's arse, so I doubt anyone born after 2000 will have heard of it, so that rules out 1.
So we've deducted that you're a massive nonce, in which case you're in the wrong ballpark entirely, I think the average age on this site is somewhere in the 40s, This is more your sort of place
 (I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post 4 is probably the closest!
But I tend to be rather effeminate, so 2 isn't far off either!
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 15:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post i'm just glad shambles has found new internet warriors to play with

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shambles?
I thought it was spanishfly's joke account?
 (I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 15:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post brian, not these bloo bloo links pricks

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post As am I.
Makes this place worthwhile. No presence on qotw though, yet.
 (immadme, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I tried the link
but my phone said "You have to be over 18 to visit this site" :(
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post "This place is dead on it's arse,"
Why you here then.
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 23:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can't gaz people who you've ignored, you thick weepy prick.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 17:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hey Mokum!
How's things, all good yeah?

glad to hear it!
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 18:41, , Reply)
This is a link post Stephen Hawkings Hole NSFW I made this!
So I had a dead couple of hours this morning waiting for a conference call for work... so i did something very juvenile indeed...

it is still making me giggle though!!!!

EDIT: i'm going to walk the dog for a while, so i'm posting and running!
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 11:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post you've got
too much time on your hands mate
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Thu 11 Feb 2016, 12:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post 2 hours while waiting for a conference call
it's hardly being on the dole is it.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 14:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post i dunno
2 hours doing squat followed by walking the dog. sounds pretty close to me
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Thu 11 Feb 2016, 14:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post there's a hefty amount of
fucking your mum that I manage to squeeze into the day too.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 14:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post that thing that you did up there
with the bum hole instead of black hole?

is puerile, obvious and not funny at all. good day sir
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Thu 11 Feb 2016, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't puerile the raison d'être of this place?
Or should I say raison derrière?
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 15:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post well someone got out of the wrong side of bed...
and i am still talking about your mum.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 15:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post where is it on the internet that you think you are exactly?

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 15:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post The mid-90s altavista site your mum set up
dedicated to photos of her cock?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 16:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post thats poetry
someone chisel that into a piece of fucking marble now!
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 16:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't be mean, we only just got Tabs back.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 22:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post too high brow for me

(macroscian (1 like), Thu 11 Feb 2016, 12:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post RIS

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 13:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I remember doing something like this on the Commodore 64,
about 30 YEARS AGO.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 14:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post you
are showing your age!
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 15:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post uhhh, I was 6 months old when I did it.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post "i'm going to walk the dog for a while"
Worst euphemism ever
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 15:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I meant
stretch the pooches legs... oh fuck that's no better.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 15:30, , Reply)
This is a link post Hope you haven't got romantic plans

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 11:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post It will be the end of the world if I forget it.
Last year I found a nice bunch of flowers on the railings outside a primary school that did the job.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 11:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post What film is that please?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 11:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you click the link
It'll tell you
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 12:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Joshua Goldstein: Escape From 9/11

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 12:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus fucking christ you have got to be fucking shitting me

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 12:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not very bright.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 12:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great Expectations 2 - Requiem

(I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 13:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't know either
I mean..I clicked the link and it told me...but I didn't recognise it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 11 Feb 2016, 13:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I only say the first one.
Was good but remains massively over rated because of sentimental nostalgia.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 13:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post
over under
 (I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 14:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post A really underrated actor and film

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 12:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post died too soon, rip andy kaufman

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 12:40, , Reply)
This is a link post kinda like a female bo ningen
suitably deranged
(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 10:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post needs more tentacles and gorilla for that genuine mental Japanese vibe

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 17:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post First time I saw Bo Ningen
me and my mates thought they were female.
 (I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Fri 12 Feb 2016, 19:41, , Reply)
This is a link post So Evans seems to have hired EVERYONE
Also - I predicted Chris Harris damn near a year ago: b3ta.com/links/1290388
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 10:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's going to be a busy studio couch
though I suspect the studio format will be completely different. I wonder how they're going to replace the 'boy's banter' that was such a key winning ingredient. If it's just another car show I can't see it being the meteoric hit it has been for the BBC. Time will tell I guess
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 11:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post good, hopefully it'll dilute his air time

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 11:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Eddie Fucking Jordan? :(

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 11:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Heh... not enough people call him by his full title!

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 11:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 12:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post not enough women
pass
 (I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 11:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Right on sister. Down with the patriarchy.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 11:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Should have hired Michèle Mouton
She would have said something intelligible in Franglish and then would have proceeded to humiliate everybody present while touching up her make-up.
Here she is having a nice chat:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zp8QkyXyTrc
Going sideways, off road, in a vintage two wheel drive 911...
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 13:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow.
She's brilliant.
 (I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Fri 12 Feb 2016, 19:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post replace one flavor of annoying cunt with another
granted Clarkson is a twat, but amusing and watchable too.
Evans is but a cunt. nothing more.
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Thu 11 Feb 2016, 12:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh well.
Two of them might be interesting. That ginger fuckwit can shove his toothbrush up his arse and fuck off though.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 17:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do like Chris Harris
If you've not seen it, his bit on the big 3 hybrids is worth a watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3YPTkBRaOk
 (zacalicious still afloat on, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 19:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thus doing what Top Gear couldn't.
I like to imagine that his interview for the Top Gear job was basically him plonking an iPad down on the desk, pressing play and asking "Any questions?"
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 21:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post 4 men and 2 tokens
Will probably get a reality TV vibe as people get voted off and the show crumbles.
 (chompedhomas, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 21:53, , Reply)
This is a link post "Dave! Take the high road - let them see you're not crazy"
Dave:"There's an armoured vehicle on the high road"


Bo, Luke & Daisy Duke have lost it, with guns.
(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 9:02, , Reply)
This is a link post Merkin Loony Party candidate takes 4th place in recent election.
If the video link doesn't work for you - Vermin Supreme is a perennial candidate for US President.
He wears a rubber boot on his head, he promises a free pony for everybody,
and he is most definitely not serious. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vermin_Supreme
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 8:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post 3rd place was taken by a guy who had already quit.

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 20:38, , Reply)
This is a link post Arse wipes to the stars!
JOSEPH'S Toiletries - Poshest bog roll in the world

Apparently endorsed by Gwyneth Paltrow and costs $275 for two months' supply.
(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 7:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post wakeupandsmellthearse

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 7:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm surprised that Paltrow actually uses toilet paper
I assumed she had a pack of organic Labradoodle puppies to lick her arse clean.
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 7:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well now Chris Martin has left...

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 8:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post endorsed <> uses

(mcvpjd3 Has no Board Sig yet, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 12:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post She likely wipes her mouth with them.

(I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Thu 11 Feb 2016, 8:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post before or after she has used them?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 10:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't think it matters

(I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Thu 11 Feb 2016, 11:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Whatever happened to scratchy bog roll that looked like tracing paper?
Kids these days have it so easy.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 9:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 10:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post My grand parents had this in the outside toilet
It was actually under a lean-to semi enclosed area but was the original outside loo.

They had normal stuff in the upstairs loo (presumably for best like the front dining room that was never used).

We only shat upstairs
 (LetsGetDownToIt, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post the future is 3 sea shells
Ask Sandra Bullock in Demolition Man
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 15:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think you'll find it's actually swearing gratuitously
at an automated profanity-ticket dispensing machine.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 16:38, , Reply)
This is a link post My tribute to The Wogan I made this!
I think I made this around 2003, so bear with it.
 (I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 5:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Missing plug-in!

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 7:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Win 98?
Old school man, keeping it real*


*slow
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 8:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post A plugin is needed to display this content.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 10:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Works fine on mine.
And I bought this laptop last October. You might need Flash. Yes, THAT old.
 (I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 18:31, , Reply)
This is a link post Very strange little animal sculptures
Using mixed materials including bone - creepy yet sweet!
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 4:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sweepy!

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 7:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post More creet I thought

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 7:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 10:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jan Svankmajer
Kind of reminds me of his 'Alice' film
 (sleep lack, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 19:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Teh Fear?

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 10:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Some of her bats
are about as cool as it gets. No idea about prices though. It's £75 for a fucking _photo_ of a sculpture on the web site...
 (835Rocks, Sat 13 Feb 2016, 23:12, , Reply)
This is a link post Greatest end to a film ever
GC from 2006, so meh.
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 10 Feb 2016, 22:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was expecting Blade Runner
but Jodie Foster loves a cream pie.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 10 Feb 2016, 23:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's not what I heard.

(I helped save b3ta! maninahat Too many cocks spoil the brothel., Wed 10 Feb 2016, 23:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fair point
Maybe artificial via alternative means
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 10 Feb 2016, 23:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post explain

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 2:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Draw

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 13:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Link to full film for those who suddenly got all nostalgic (You might as well quit if you haven't got it)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzOjTzsIDCA
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 7:26, , Reply)
This is a link post Toxoplasmosis
morbid attraction to leopards in parasitized chimpanzees
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 10 Feb 2016, 22:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post
That's me clear then, haven't cleaned the cats litter tray in weeks.
 (Benzyl, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 18:24, , Reply)

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