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This is a link post Tony.

(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 13:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post So basically it was all lies with the blood of at least 150,000 people on his hands not counting how it led to the IS shit fest we have now?
Surprised it's not getting more air time on here.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I just want to know if we can hang him yet.

(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 14:11, , Reply)
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we I hang blow
(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 14:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder if it tastes of Cheries?

(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 14:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sir I congratulate you

(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 19:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post We're a civilised country and don't hang people no matter how heinous the crime.
What you need to do is to work with the secret police of another partner state and have him renditioned to a country that will hang him in exchange for favourable trade deals.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 15:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post pretty much this

(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Profane"
is the word that comes to mind, listening to his response to the report. No shame, no concept whatsoever he could be in the wrong.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 15:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post this is good...
because it means that we as a society are obviously going to start clamping down on this shit hard, so all corporate tax evasion will be stopped...

oh hang on...
(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 11:53, , Reply)
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Under Spanish law, a prison sentence under two years can be served under probation, meaning Lionel Messi and his father are unlikely to go to jail.*

* I got that from the BBC but i'm going to pretend i knew it anyway, it's one of those things i do.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am going to pretend that I knew that you were going to pretend that you knew it anyway.
It's one of the things I do.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 21:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post The next lags v screws footie match is going to be a bit one sided....

(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 12:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post So weird because rapists get less time.
As do those who mishandle top secret documents.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 14:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post You only get 6 years for murder these days...

(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 14:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nonetheless, I don't think I'll take my chances.
Although some of you lot...
(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 14:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Derp derpy derp Hillary Clinton derpery derp derp derp.
Derp derp FBI derp derp conspiracy derp.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 15:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha

(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 15:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hohohohohoho

https://theintercept.com/2016/07/05/fbi-director-comey-preempts-justice-department-by-advising-no-charges-for-hillary-clinton/
(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Derp, derpy derperty derp derp.
Derp? Derp. Derp!?! Derpy!!

Derp derpty derp derrrrrrp.

Derp.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 16:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't worry, a republican will soon be in office and you can find your outrage once again.

(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 16:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post And you can forget yours

(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 17:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not at all, there are many on both sides that deserve my outrage. Both have proven completely deaf to their constituents.
I just think if an action is wrong for one party, it should be wrong for the other.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 17:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're so unbiased and stuff.
You managed to have a dig at the democrats in a thread about a footballer.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 17:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Look back, we were discussing famous and powerful people who got light sentences for crimes that other people would receive a harsher punishment.
Your ideology has so blinded you that you can't think straight.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 17:55, , Reply)
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Yeah but I can provide you links from a shoddy wordpress site that proves the democrats were doing this years ago!
BUILD THE WALL!
GIVE ME MOAR GUNS!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 18:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hi Mokum!

(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 19:12, , Reply)
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Anyone with any sense at all will have read your constant anti-democrat propaganda on here (though you pretend you're posting it for other reasons, just pointing stuff out to us, aren't you? No ulterior motive at all) and decided to vote Republican, no doubt about it, you must have won the republicans lots of votes on this predominantly American website by your ability to turn a normal conversation into one concerning Mexican drug cartels and loads of other bollocks that seems to point to high levels of stupidity and paranoia.

DEEEEEEERRRRRRRPPPPPP.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 17:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post You either take this very personally, or you are paid by your Parti Lords to keep b3ta on the right track
I look at almost any conversation on here about Brexit, austerity, privitisation and the majority of opinions are very left of center. By hating on Tories, Conservatives, republicans, am I not "preaching to the choir"?

And for the years I've been on here, a democrat has been in office; the first two years with a democrat congress. I wasn't on here when Bush was in office, but from your ire, it is clear you jumped on anyone how criticized his administration too. If you want to have a discussion of my criticisms of republicans, please feel free to gaz me. They get lost here.

I am American, if that bothers you, I can't help your problem. As an American I have opinions about my country and its politicians and am not alone on here about voicing those opinions. Your beef seems to be with me not voicing the exact opinions you want me to.

I value our Constitution, even the parts that you don't like.

And I do have a major concern about open borders, and all that entails, the import of sex trafficking, drug trafficking, arms trafficking and am concerned every time they capture a middle eastern group with power plant plans.

I know all this bothers you quite a bit about me, but I cannot remember ever attacking you for your beliefs. Maybe you're projecting.

When there's outright criminality and attempting to get around open records laws like this, for which any other peon would get hanged, I get concerned.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 17:26, , Reply)
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I'm going to do what you normally do when someone points out something the Republicans have done wrong and just ignore this and pretend it doesn't exist and i haven't seen it.

Derpy.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 17:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why would you believe that I haven't seen it or don't despise it?
Because I haven't added an "I agree" to the 50 "I agrees" or "I'm against capital punishment, but for this lot" that preceded it?

Listen, if she's your candidate, fine, but just know that she's in bed with Wall Street, billionaires and is above the law; we have proof, not TMZ innuendo. That just doesn't gel with me.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 17:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post You are beyond rational thought.

(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 18:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's completely ignoring the 5 years of growth hormones too
Barcelona effectively bought him age 11 or so by promising to pay for hormone treatment that was unaffordable for them in Argentina... without which he would have been under 5 foot tall. He's allowed to play football just fine ...

So that effectively means that anyone should be able to take what the heck drugs they like to build any physique they like ..as long as they stop at the point they play their first match.

Messi is a fraud, a drugs cheat and I hate his little smiley "HAHAHA.I'm still fucking getting away it" smile. I will admit he's quite handy at the footballs.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 14:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post They should have started a war instead.

(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 17:02, , Reply)
This is a link post Potential serial killer?
Such creepy tone to him
(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 11:46, , Reply)
This is a link post The Was
Avalanches promo
(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 11:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Listening to the album now, so far so good.
Got that same "party in the background" feel of Since I Left You.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 12:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that the same Avalanches, as in, Frontier Psychiatry?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLrnkK2YEcE
(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 12:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, yes it is.

(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 15:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for that.

(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 15:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was?
Not Was?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 16:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post That boy needs therapy
That was aces. So many films!
Click.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 23:29, , Reply)
This is a link post Robotic rectum
The device contains small robotic arms that apply pressure to the silicone rectum, to recreate the shape and feel of the back passage.

(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 11:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post And you were googling for...?

(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 11:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post
"Fun arduino projects to try at home"
(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 12:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not as useful as PSA test
I've seen a cube about 6" square, each side with a hole with a differently enlarged silicone prostate in it. Also this.
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/NASCO-LIFE-FORM-PROSTATE-EXAMINATION-SIMULATOR-MANIKIN-LF901UA-/181897470488?hash=item2a59ef2218:g:gXAAAOSwo0JWFzHg
Yes I'm an expert !
(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 12:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post
exp perv
(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 12:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not entirely true.
As their are plenty of other things besides cancer that can raise PSA levels.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Includes manual
thumbs up from me!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 19:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post and at least 2 other fingers as well

(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 20:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Also this
Anyone near Saddleworth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSXs-ngmj8Q
(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 12:26, , Reply)
This is a link post Anyone need a new deck...
on or off the market!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 10:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Superb.
Best thing is the number of people not getting it.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 17:11, , Reply)
This is a link post Microsoft Project Murphy Bot
Add him to Skype or Messenger then ask him shit like..



And he will make a picture for you!

Or...

What if Stevie Wonder rides a bike?

What if Nigel Farage was a Real Doll?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 9:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post What if Michael Jackson was
a FUCKING GIANT
(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 10:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post
shut it nobhead
(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 10:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post What if b3ta image challenges were automated?

(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 10:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sorry
could you repeat that?

(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 14:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good lord, Huey Green.
Paula Yate's granddad.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 14:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Emoji poop equates to Trump on this

(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 20:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Poor Yoko

(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 21:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh my that is funny

(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 22:28, , Reply)
This is a link post Man from Humpty Doo calls police after father burns his marijuana crop.
Humpty Doo? Humpty fucking Doo?! Has anybody actually been to Australia and can irrefutably confirm that it's a real place? Because I'm starting to suspect it's some massive inside joke.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 9:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post It is real
goo.gl/maps/5hjXnYBZy972

but my favourite Oz name is Kickatinalong.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 10:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hate to break it to you
but that's in Holland
(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 16:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just north of Galahbingo I believe

(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 19:48, , Reply)
This is a link post This shit is my new jam

(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 8:57, , Reply)
This is a link post shed the blood of the saxon men

(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 2:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post The preview looks like an excellent new Knightmare revival

(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 6:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post .. as does the rest of it
Also why does the beardy chap keep holding his sword by the blade?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 6:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post to shed the blood of a Saxon man of course.

(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 7:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post So what care I, the Prince of Lies
If Saxon lives or Saxon dies?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 7:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post They seriously need to bring back Kinghtmare now we have VR.
Instead of the "walk forward 5 paces" back seat driving crap put the whole team in the game and give each one skills and powers.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 12:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now we have VR?
We had VR back in the days of Knightmare, everybody was wanking over how it was going to be the zenith of gaming until people realised how limited, gimmicky and shit it was, then forgot all about it for 20-odd years.
Exactly the same thing is going to happen with the current resurgence in 'future gaming tech now' shite.
In order to sustain an acceptable, vomit-free framerate, whilst maintaining the graphical fidelity that teenagers obsess so much over these days requires prohibitively expensive computer equipment that only the most enthusiastic of gamers will be prepared to shell out for.
Due to this, the big games developers are going to offer little to no VR-exclusive content, instead making shitty half-hearted ports of existing games or shoehorning 'VR Mode' into their standard releases. Eventually it'll fall by the wayside and everyone will wonder why the hell they made such a massive deal about it. Exactly like 3D TV.

That's not to say VR is useless. I can imagine it being an absolute godsend in Medical/Military/etc markets, and I'm sure the porn industry will keep it afloat for a fair old while. But it's a dead donkey for gaming.


(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 14:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post So that's why Farage quit UKIP
To focus on his career as a cellist.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 9:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post What's he got against the Cells?

(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bohemian Crapsody

(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 10:39, , Reply)
This is a link post And now the cenobites...
neat twist on the rubiks cube.

This guy really likes cog.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGAnmRb66s0
(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 1:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Surely, it was
"Gronda, gronda, rangdo."
So that it was all anagrams of Dragon?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 1:31, , Reply)
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it's cool...But looks really easy to break
(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 1:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post rainbow cenobites are the worst

(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 2:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Swizzels Matlow start selling BDSM gear

(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 6:45, , Reply)
This is a link post Seeing as tis bad song day...
Couldn't be bothered finding any cambodian punk.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 22:23, , Reply)
This is a link post New Ghostbusters film saved at the eleventh hour. NSFW
Phew.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 21:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post This appears to miss the point
It's a fucking awful trailer. That's gender non-specific.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 6:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was it a flop with 13 year old girls who watched it without their dad's whining about how bad is was over their shoulder?

(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 8:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Trufax, it was pish.
I think this just concentrates on one unsightly corner of the criticism.

I just liked the bit with the willies.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 14:44, , Reply)
This is a link post Bad song
Someone pointed me to this just the other day, I thought they were taking the piss.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 20:52, , Reply)
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(, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 21:08, , Reply)
This is a link post Fat american entertainingly trols a "Microsoft Scammer".
Records the scammers desperate attempts at remotely controlling a virtual machine.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 19:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I could make a video of my interactions with them but I'm not sure me saying "Fuck off you cunt!" would be very entertaining

(, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 21:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like these guys
With speakerphone I can keep them busy for ages, sparing some old lady their scamtastic doings whilst I get some work done.

Play along, act dumb-but-not-too-dumb, then slowly work up to telling them your computer's caught fire along with all your paperwork. ("Hang on, can I smell burning?")
(, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 22:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post have a like because reasons

(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 2:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice to see He-man working again.

(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 4:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Many many years ago
There was a TV show late on ITV called Cue The Music (a wonder in low budget broadcasting in itself) which featured recorded concerts, one of which stuck in my mind for its sheer absurdity...THOR were that band. The reason for it sticking in my mind was the musical interlude that took place with the front man (Jon Mikl Thor)successfully orally inflating (of all rock-n-roll items) a hot water bottle until it burst. Although being a student at the time my memory of it may have been influenced by other things.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 10:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z46CgQIaQ0o
I wasn't dreaming! here he is on THE TUBE it would seem
(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 10:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post i remember that
i thought it was david lee roth that was doing the water bottle

it was a pink hot water bottle AFAIR

yes it was!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 13:07, , Reply)
This is a link post MUH eh? NSFW

(, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 19:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I could
name that tune from the YouTube preview image alone.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 21:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post a connoisseur, I see.

(, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 21:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I used to buy records in charity shops
based on their names alone. I struck gold that time.

I've only just realised that the song is called Boe! Muh! or Moo! depending where it was released, though.

edit: Good lord - https://www.discogs.com/Matterhorn-Project-Id-Love-To-Be-Your-Tampax-Now/release/2285346
(, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 21:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post A friend from my teenage years used to do the same thing, but with album art.
He discovered some absolutely awesome stuff!
And some utter, utter shite.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 21:49, , Reply)
This is a link post I'm not proud
but here you go. your brain will be singing this all week now.
thnxbye
(, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 19:06, , Reply)
This is a link post aye whatevs
Backing band of BM. All insanely gifted musicians
(, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 17:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fake! No gameshow hosts with water guns

(, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 18:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bernard Matthews?

(, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 18:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post CANDLES!!

(, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 18:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post The musicians were ok I suppose. Typical session musician stuff with their wee party pieces thrown in.
I had to turn it off when the kids got up on stage. It's abundantly clear who the target market is for this kind of stuff, and it's rather unsettling.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 18:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lacist!

(, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 18:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Communist dog boiling twats!

(, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 19:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for the mental image
"cries"
(, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 19:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post *bums

(, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 20:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post basement dwellers? Japanese neonazis?

(, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 19:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post And softcore childspotters, no doubt.

(, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 19:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post In Japan it is more acceptable to fancy the girls
than listen to metal, so it is really just a way in for music haters to look normal.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 12:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was turned on before I googled them and discovered they are all over 17.

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