The Bran Flakes – Give Yourself a Stereo Check-Out
Whispering Spanish vid below reminded me of this.
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Whispering Spanish vid below reminded me of this.
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Just imagine what this bloke's house will smell like when he moves out
Scotch eggs and skidded undies I'm guessing
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Scotch eggs and skidded undies I'm guessing
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Typical Guardian passive-aggressiveness.
I think his 'bans' are pretty reasonable.
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I think his 'bans' are pretty reasonable.
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you wouldn't want coloureds living in a house you owned either?
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Not if they were going to leave the walls, ceilings and carpets stinking of fish and/or curry
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wouldnt you just say 'no curries' - just as he's said 'no smoking' and 'no pets' -
rather than 'no coloureds'.
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rather than 'no coloureds'.
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that would the more legal and less racist thing to do, yes
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Benny, go and share your sanctimonious outrage on fuckbook or twatter, there's a good chap.
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Can't he just ban curry?
I mean... you can ban pets, but not pet owners, and you can ban smoking, but not smokers, so ban curry but not curry makers.
Surely this isn't even an issue.
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I mean... you can ban pets, but not pet owners, and you can ban smoking, but not smokers, so ban curry but not curry makers.
Surely this isn't even an issue.
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That would be racist by default.
Asian people eat curry morning, noon and night. This would be like saying they can live there, but they have to starve to death.
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Asian people eat curry morning, noon and night. This would be like saying they can live there, but they have to starve to death.
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well even broader than that is...
some of the deposit can be used to bring the property up to the same standard it was at the beginning of the tenancy, the deposit scheme is there to protect both the landlord and the tenants. whether it's curry, cat piss or actual damage doesn't really matter
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some of the deposit can be used to bring the property up to the same standard it was at the beginning of the tenancy, the deposit scheme is there to protect both the landlord and the tenants. whether it's curry, cat piss or actual damage doesn't really matter
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"Some"?
It's been a few years since I rented admittedly, but my deposit was about a grand. You'd be lucky to redecorate and re-carpet a flat for that.
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It's been a few years since I rented admittedly, but my deposit was about a grand. You'd be lucky to redecorate and re-carpet a flat for that.
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Cant imagine he pays what you or I would pay to have our houses done
He'll have contractors that cover his whole empire
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He'll have contractors that cover his whole empire
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Won't his landlord insurance protect him against fire, theft and curry?
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If the lights go out I am pretty sure those 2 at the back are going to try and do me an atrocity.
*fears*
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*fears*
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America you're awesome
With all your're freedoms and things.
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With all your're freedoms and things.
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Mustangs look pretty, but are really shit at handling and doing 'fast car' type things. .
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American muscle cars have the unique ability to spin whilst going in a straight line
If you ever watch those 'supercar crash compilations' on YT, it's nearly always a 'Stang or 'Vette showing off by trying to leave elevens on the road, and then stacking it into a parked car.
At least the 'proper' supercars are crashed by idiots who think it's ok to floor it with half a wheel of lock.
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If you ever watch those 'supercar crash compilations' on YT, it's nearly always a 'Stang or 'Vette showing off by trying to leave elevens on the road, and then stacking it into a parked car.
At least the 'proper' supercars are crashed by idiots who think it's ok to floor it with half a wheel of lock.
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Yeah, what a pussy
I can do that one-legged, with an angry dog strapped to my back after drinking a bottle of cheap whisky.
And instead of a safety line, there's a danger line - running mains electricity.
And sharks.
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I can do that one-legged, with an angry dog strapped to my back after drinking a bottle of cheap whisky.
And instead of a safety line, there's a danger line - running mains electricity.
And sharks.
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Of course...
What is the safety line there for if not to defy death?
In fact, it's much MORE death defying to never even go near a mountain at all.
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What is the safety line there for if not to defy death?
In fact, it's much MORE death defying to never even go near a mountain at all.
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HA!
True. I am defying death as I sit here typpppppppp;mlzvkjxkjdvzzzzzzzzzv
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True. I am defying death as I sit here typpppppppp;mlzvkjxkjdvzzzzzzzzzv
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Robert de Balsham, already suffering from an infirmity, rose from his bed & laid himself on the ground where he immediately died in 1301
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Needs a laughter track.
Someone walking past my desk might assume that I am simply watching footage of a man in a toilet.
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Someone walking past my desk might assume that I am simply watching footage of a man in a toilet.
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Theresa May by Parliamentary Manoeuvres In The Shed
I made this!
Sir Ian Bowler loves Theresa May so much he wrote her a song...
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Sir Ian Bowler loves Theresa May so much he wrote her a song...
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I wrote a song for the shadow chancellor, all together now,
Old Mcdonnell had a plan
He eyed I.O.U.s
With a tax hike here
And a splurge splurge there
He eyed I.O.U.s
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Old Mcdonnell had a plan
He eyed I.O.U.s
With a tax hike here
And a splurge splurge there
He eyed I.O.U.s
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did you write the very similar headline in The Economist yesterday too?
If so, you're a cunt
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If so, you're a cunt
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5/7
might work as a Guido comment. But fails to include 'Bliar'.
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might work as a Guido comment. But fails to include 'Bliar'.
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5/7
Nice put down. But failed to call me a cunt or threaten to stab me at the bash.
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Nice put down. But failed to call me a cunt or threaten to stab me at the bash.
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Spreadsheet Hammond had a plan...
Oop...no never mind he's been fired.
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Pixel Canvas b3ta logo
I don't know who is responsible for the tremendous work involved in creating the b3ta logo on pixel canvas, but they deserve a medal:
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I don't know who is responsible for the tremendous work involved in creating the b3ta logo on pixel canvas, but they deserve a medal:
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Agreed. I've been doing a bit of gardening and trying to keep things tidy, but Pedro's name disappeared overnight.
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what's going on with the red X?
can't we decide if we want it or not?
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can't we decide if we want it or not?
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It was a swastika
but it was turned into a kiss.
We could easily make it into a redex in memory of all the lost b3tards images.
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but it was turned into a kiss.
We could easily make it into a redex in memory of all the lost b3tards images.
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Didn't seem to be a priority, so I've put my energies elsewhere
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Sorry to be Mr Grumpypants
but do we really need this linked every day?
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but do we really need this linked every day?
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Hello Grumpypants
Yes with Mr Mrs Karl on their eggs. It's called updates and keeps things moving.
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Yes with Mr Mrs Karl on their eggs. It's called updates and keeps things moving.
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Absolutely not, but I felt that whoever had put the considerable effort into making the b3ta logo should be recognised.
I can understand your grumpypants, but on this occasion I don't think you need to wear them.
I think Furtive Bear and the logo will be torn to shreds soon, so I doubt they will be around much longer.
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I can understand your grumpypants, but on this occasion I don't think you need to wear them.
I think Furtive Bear and the logo will be torn to shreds soon, so I doubt they will be around much longer.
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I Like the bit that goes...
"Wild boar are taking over Rome, attracted to the Italian capital by mounds of rotting rubbish. That’s the claim of increasingly angry residents" below a photo that shows exactly that...Journalism in 2017 people ha.
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"Wild boar are taking over Rome, attracted to the Italian capital by mounds of rotting rubbish. That’s the claim of increasingly angry residents" below a photo that shows exactly that...Journalism in 2017 people ha.
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Alternative living arrangements...
What UK housing crisis? GET A BATTLESHIP!
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What UK housing crisis? GET A BATTLESHIP!
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Put on sale does not equal it's value though.
Also pretty sure these things filled with loads of asbestos.
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Also pretty sure these things filled with loads of asbestos.
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You say Battleship I say offshore patrol vessel
Lets call the whole thing off.
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Lets call the whole thing off.
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Fisheries Patrol Vessel?
It's like a warship, only smaller.
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It's like a warship, only smaller.
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nice idea but being in the water it would be more prone to newt infestation than terrestrial alternatives
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He's obsessed with the things.
If it turns out benny here is actually Ken Livingston that would explain so much.
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If it turns out benny here is actually Ken Livingston that would explain so much.
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great stuff if you just want to go cruising and suddenly you have the coast guards on your ass
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you could easily put an ornamental garden cannon on the deck
no one would fucking touch you then
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no one would fucking touch you then
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Fuck, I missed that.... I would have considered buying that. Not sure where you learn to drive it.
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Wouldn't be the first time Tab's bedroom (on the poop deck) was crawling with seamen (semen, geddit?)
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What ever happend to old man Tabs?
Anybody checked in on him, seen how many milk bottles he's got outside his door?
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Anybody checked in on him, seen how many milk bottles he's got outside his door?
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Heard he was doing hard chokey for shoplifting in Lidl
Try making a pun out THAT!
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Try making a pun out THAT!
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Don't you think the whiners would have complained had they tried to do the same thing the private owner did?
The interest the money could have made while they were fixing it up, the inevitable cost and time overruns of government work, the fee for slip space in the harbor, etc., etc.
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The interest the money could have made while they were fixing it up, the inevitable cost and time overruns of government work, the fee for slip space in the harbor, etc., etc.
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At first I wasn't sure if you were indicating something good on channel 4, advocating plastic explosives or playing battleships.
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What's inside a Giant Rubber Band Ball?
The answer WON'T surprise you...
Although, is pretty cool from 2 minutes in. I tried to add the t=2m0s but its having none of it.
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The answer WON'T surprise you...
Although, is pretty cool from 2 minutes in. I tried to add the t=2m0s but its having none of it.
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Pretty cool effect.
I was surprised he wasn't wearing googles. I'd be worried about a stray band pinging my eye out.
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I was surprised he wasn't wearing googles. I'd be worried about a stray band pinging my eye out.
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Now THESE buggers should be wearing dustmasks, protective eyewear and ear defenders, preferably yellow.
The link you want looks like this, Prince Minibrain;
youtu.be/W1oSy4Twya8?t=2m
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The link you want looks like this, Prince Minibrain;
youtu.be/W1oSy4Twya8?t=2m
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I had THAT link you wrongbrain
but it doesnt embed and make a video appear.
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but it doesnt embed and make a video appear.
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I can normally watch his videos and enjoy them
but that kid...
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but that kid...
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That seems like a waste of a lt of very good rubber bands.....
....I like rubber bands.
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....I like rubber bands.
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This is really not as amazing as they think it is
but it is totally rubber bands the whole way up!
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but it is totally rubber bands the whole way up!
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Don't forget Karl the Estonian black stork
www.b3ta.com/links/black_stork_nest_cam I think he and Mrs Karl now have 4 eggs.
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www.b3ta.com/links/black_stork_nest_cam I think he and Mrs Karl now have 4 eggs.
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Been keeping an eye on Karl. A very attentive Dad who seems to be doing most of the incubating
Mrs Karl is probably off doing lunch with the other Mums then it's pilates etc. Not sure they can support all four if they hatch though. Distressing video on Poo Tube where a smaller third chick from a previous year gets turned on by the parents and killed. I guess in the animal kingdom sentiment does not come into it. Best to make sure two survive rather than struggling to keep three and maybe losing the lot.
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Mrs Karl is probably off doing lunch with the other Mums then it's pilates etc. Not sure they can support all four if they hatch though. Distressing video on Poo Tube where a smaller third chick from a previous year gets turned on by the parents and killed. I guess in the animal kingdom sentiment does not come into it. Best to make sure two survive rather than struggling to keep three and maybe losing the lot.
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often the smallest chick will be used as food if the natural food source is low too
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Perhaps humans should adopt this strategy
Forget about the food bank just kill the smallest kid
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Forget about the food bank just kill the smallest kid
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I've posted this before but they've upgraded the cameras this year.
The Brighton Peregrines have three chicks from four eggs this year. The last one appears to have been damaged during brooding.
sussexheights.co.uk/sussex-heights-brighton-peregrine-falcons-nestbox-camera
I must go back to check on my local Kestrel nest box soon too - they should have hatched by now as well.
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The Brighton Peregrines have three chicks from four eggs this year. The last one appears to have been damaged during brooding.
sussexheights.co.uk/sussex-heights-brighton-peregrine-falcons-nestbox-camera
I must go back to check on my local Kestrel nest box soon too - they should have hatched by now as well.
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the tops
pretty much the best there is- golden eagles live feeding their young in the golden sunlight of the Pacific North West (I think). Golden!
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pretty much the best there is- golden eagles live feeding their young in the golden sunlight of the Pacific North West (I think). Golden!
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Meet Jack
He is the barry white/keanou reeves of the cat world
`whoah`
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He is the barry white/keanou reeves of the cat world
`whoah`
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'CHUP! 'CHUP! 'CHUP! 'CHUP! 'CHUP! 'CHUP! 'CHUP! 'CHUP! 'CHUP! 'CHUP! 'CHUP! 'CHUP! 'CHUP!
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Snopes says fake though. Ah well, I laughed - www.snopes.com/cat-unusually-deep-voice
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I did
It is not pleasant but I have seen worse. The worms seem easy to get out and relatively painless.
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It is not pleasant but I have seen worse. The worms seem easy to get out and relatively painless.
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I have, and it's not for the faint of heart.
Interesting, but repulsive too.
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Interesting, but repulsive too.
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Whoa! I'm not falling for that one again.
Last time i went for a prostate exam the doctor kept both hands on my shoulders :/
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Last time i went for a prostate exam the doctor kept both hands on my shoulders :/
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The ten dollar word for that feeling
is formication. It's a favorite because it looks like something else.
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is formication. It's a favorite because it looks like something else.
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Secret life?
When no one's watching they like nothing better than a good read of the Radio Times and a bourbon biscuit?
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When no one's watching they like nothing better than a good read of the Radio Times and a bourbon biscuit?
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Great
now everyone thinks I'm watching cat torturing videos
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now everyone thinks I'm watching cat torturing videos
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Not sure the bird table would support the full weight of the dog.
The woodpeckers would have a ball though.
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The woodpeckers would have a ball though.
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