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This is a link post The Bran Flakes – Give Yourself a Stereo Check-Out
Whispering Spanish vid below reminded me of this.
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This is a normal post This actually makes more sense
I like this
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This is a link post Just imagine what this bloke's house will smell like when he moves out
Scotch eggs and skidded undies I'm guessing
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This is a normal post Mr Creosote!

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This is a normal post Typical Guardian passive-aggressiveness.
I think his 'bans' are pretty reasonable.
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This is a normal post you wouldn't want coloureds living in a house you owned either?

(, Thu 18 May 2017, 9:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not if they were going to leave the walls, ceilings and carpets stinking of fish and/or curry

(, Thu 18 May 2017, 9:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post wouldnt you just say 'no curries' - just as he's said 'no smoking' and 'no pets' -
rather than 'no coloureds'.
(, Thu 18 May 2017, 9:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly.
Curry makers allowed, but not curry.
(, Thu 18 May 2017, 10:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post that would the more legal and less racist thing to do, yes

(, Thu 18 May 2017, 10:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Benny, go and share your sanctimonious outrage on fuckbook or twatter, there's a good chap.

(, Thu 18 May 2017, 9:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can't he just ban curry?
I mean... you can ban pets, but not pet owners, and you can ban smoking, but not smokers, so ban curry but not curry makers.

Surely this isn't even an issue.
(, Thu 18 May 2017, 10:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post That would be racist by default.
Asian people eat curry morning, noon and night. This would be like saying they can live there, but they have to starve to death.
(, Thu 18 May 2017, 10:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post It might be racist.
But it wouldn't be legally racist.
(, Thu 18 May 2017, 11:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post well even broader than that is...
some of the deposit can be used to bring the property up to the same standard it was at the beginning of the tenancy, the deposit scheme is there to protect both the landlord and the tenants. whether it's curry, cat piss or actual damage doesn't really matter
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This is a normal post "Some"?
It's been a few years since I rented admittedly, but my deposit was about a grand. You'd be lucky to redecorate and re-carpet a flat for that.
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This is a normal post Cant imagine he pays what you or I would pay to have our houses done
He'll have contractors that cover his whole empire
(, Thu 18 May 2017, 10:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Won't his landlord insurance protect him against fire, theft and curry?

(, Thu 18 May 2017, 11:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd say Fergus is pretty much uninsurable against curry

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This is a normal post I bet he's never heard of surströmming though!

(, Thu 18 May 2017, 15:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good idea

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This is a link post Spanish whispering

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This is a normal post She is in dire need of a glass of water.

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This is a normal post I have googled ASMR. I am none the wiser.

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This is a normal post I got teh tingles

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This is a normal post Shit for cunts that are too soft to try proper drugs.

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This is a normal post hahaha
probably all vegans
(, Fri 19 May 2017, 10:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Speak up! FFS
The wife thinks I'm going deaf as it is!
(, Thu 18 May 2017, 10:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Eh?

(, Thu 18 May 2017, 10:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I get ASMR
but this does nothing for me...
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This is a link post Trippy, interactive Lego train adventure.

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This is a normal post If the lights go out I am pretty sure those 2 at the back are going to try and do me an atrocity.
*fears*
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This is a normal post turns 360 and walks away

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This is a link post America you're awesome
With all your're freedoms and things.
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This is a normal post ^cyclist

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This is a normal post Mustangs look pretty, but are really shit at handling and doing 'fast car' type things. .

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This is a normal post American muscle cars have the unique ability to spin whilst going in a straight line
If you ever watch those 'supercar crash compilations' on YT, it's nearly always a 'Stang or 'Vette showing off by trying to leave elevens on the road, and then stacking it into a parked car.

At least the 'proper' supercars are crashed by idiots who think it's ok to floor it with half a wheel of lock.
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This is a normal post Oh yah
Funny lookin'
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This is a normal post Is it really death-defying when you have a safety line?

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This is a normal post Mildly Tricky High Line Walk Between Two Mountains

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This is a normal post Yeah, what a pussy
I can do that one-legged, with an angry dog strapped to my back after drinking a bottle of cheap whisky.

And instead of a safety line, there's a danger line - running mains electricity.

And sharks.
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This is a normal post ^that

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This is a normal post Of course...
What is the safety line there for if not to defy death?

In fact, it's much MORE death defying to never even go near a mountain at all.
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This is a normal post HA!
True. I am defying death as I sit here typpppppppp;mlzvkjxkjdvzzzzzzzzzv
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This is a link post Loldeaths

(, Wed 17 May 2017, 20:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post It reads a bit like the Darwin Awards

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This is a normal post Quite an interesting read

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This is a normal post
Robert de Balsham, already suffering from an infirmity, rose from his bed & laid himself on the ground where he immediately died in 1301
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This is a normal post Lot of kids getting eaten by pigs

(, Wed 17 May 2017, 22:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are you getting ideas?

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This is a normal post Don't think the rabbits would do the job somehow

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This is a normal post They go through bone like butter.

(, Thu 18 May 2017, 10:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nasty big pointy teeth

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This is a link post Same ol' same ol' I made this!
Recycled NtNON. Obvs.
(, Wed 17 May 2017, 20:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Needs a laughter track.
Someone walking past my desk might assume that I am simply watching footage of a man in a toilet.
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This is a normal post HI DOM

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This is a normal post
i.redd.it/65bon5ubvyxy.jpg
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This is a normal post Skillz

(, Wed 17 May 2017, 22:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks good
Has anyone made one?
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This is a link post great

(, Wed 17 May 2017, 19:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's rubbery.

(, Thu 18 May 2017, 1:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet you tell that all your girls.

(, Thu 18 May 2017, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post fucking lolz
that's mildly disturbing
(, Thu 18 May 2017, 8:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post
b3ta.com/links/1440171
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This is a link post Theresa May by Parliamentary Manoeuvres In The Shed I made this!
Sir Ian Bowler loves Theresa May so much he wrote her a song...
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This is a normal post I wrote a song for the shadow chancellor, all together now,
Old Mcdonnell had a plan
He eyed I.O.U.s
With a tax hike here
And a splurge splurge there
He eyed I.O.U.s
(, Wed 17 May 2017, 19:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post did you write the very similar headline in The Economist yesterday too?
If so, you're a cunt
(, Wed 17 May 2017, 20:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post 5/7
might work as a Guido comment. But fails to include 'Bliar'.
(, Thu 18 May 2017, 1:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post 5/7
Nice put down. But failed to call me a cunt or threaten to stab me at the bash.
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This is a normal post
Spreadsheet Hammond had a plan...
Oop...no never mind he's been fired.
(, Thu 18 May 2017, 8:54, , Reply)
This is a link post Pixel Canvas b3ta logo
I don't know who is responsible for the tremendous work involved in creating the b3ta logo on pixel canvas, but they deserve a medal:


(, Wed 17 May 2017, 18:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Whoever removed
Pedro's name is a bastard, though.
(, Wed 17 May 2017, 18:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed. I've been doing a bit of gardening and trying to keep things tidy, but Pedro's name disappeared overnight.

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This is a normal post

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This is a normal post oh pedro :(

(, Wed 17 May 2017, 18:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post what's going on with the red X?
can't we decide if we want it or not?
(, Wed 17 May 2017, 19:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was a swastika
but it was turned into a kiss.

We could easily make it into a redex in memory of all the lost b3tards images.
(, Wed 17 May 2017, 19:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't seem to be a priority, so I've put my energies elsewhere

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This is a normal post Sorry to be Mr Grumpypants
but do we really need this linked every day?
(, Wed 17 May 2017, 21:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's the most important thing ever

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This is a normal post Hello Grumpypants
Yes with Mr Mrs Karl on their eggs. It's called updates and keeps things moving.
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This is a normal post Absolutely not, but I felt that whoever had put the considerable effort into making the b3ta logo should be recognised.
I can understand your grumpypants, but on this occasion I don't think you need to wear them.

I think Furtive Bear and the logo will be torn to shreds soon, so I doubt they will be around much longer.
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This is a normal post Fabulous!

(, Thu 18 May 2017, 1:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post so, is it 'hoopla' or 'houpla'? :)

(, Thu 18 May 2017, 17:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Houpla according to B3ta Dictionary

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This is a normal post cheers!

(, Tue 23 May 2017, 19:43, , Reply)
This is a link post Bores from /talk ruining Italy

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This is a normal post That looks like a delicious problem to have.

(, Wed 17 May 2017, 17:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sowing the seeds of love

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This is a normal post Obviously a Gaulish ploy

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This is a normal post Off to the honeymoon!

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This is a normal post I Like the bit that goes...
"Wild boar are taking over Rome, attracted to the Italian capital by mounds of rotting rubbish. That’s the claim of increasingly angry residents" below a photo that shows exactly that...Journalism in 2017 people ha.
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This is a link post Alternative living arrangements...
What UK housing crisis? GET A BATTLESHIP!
(, Wed 17 May 2017, 13:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Put on sale does not equal it's value though.
Also pretty sure these things filled with loads of asbestos.
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This is a normal post you're thinking too much
BATTLESHIP
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This is a normal post You say Battleship I say offshore patrol vessel
Lets call the whole thing off.
(, Wed 17 May 2017, 14:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fisheries Patrol Vessel?
It's like a warship, only smaller.
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This is a normal post Smaller yes,
But she got big tanks under that grey dress.
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This is a normal post nice idea but being in the water it would be more prone to newt infestation than terrestrial alternatives

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This is a normal post I don't think newts like salt water

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This is a normal post He's obsessed with the things.
If it turns out benny here is actually Ken Livingston that would explain so much.
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This is a normal post the saltwater newt is particularly tenacious

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This is a normal post great stuff if you just want to go cruising and suddenly you have the coast guards on your ass

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This is a normal post you could easily put an ornamental garden cannon on the deck
no one would fucking touch you then
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This is a normal post Fuck, I missed that.... I would have considered buying that. Not sure where you learn to drive it.

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This is a normal post Tesco car park on the A217 at night?

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This is a normal post Good call, just lacks a spoiler and bangin' sound system.

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This is a normal post ^Trawling for dogging partners^

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This is a normal post Wouldn't be the first time Tab's bedroom (on the poop deck) was crawling with seamen (semen, geddit?)

(, Wed 17 May 2017, 15:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post What ever happend to old man Tabs?
Anybody checked in on him, seen how many milk bottles he's got outside his door?
(, Wed 17 May 2017, 15:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Heard he was doing hard chokey for shoplifting in Lidl
Try making a pun out THAT!
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This is a normal post Boats and ho's!

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This is a normal post Yes Please

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This is a normal post Don't you think the whiners would have complained had they tried to do the same thing the private owner did?
The interest the money could have made while they were fixing it up, the inevitable cost and time overruns of government work, the fee for slip space in the harbor, etc., etc.
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This is a normal post C4

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This is a normal post Miss

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This is a normal post you took your fucking time

(, Thu 18 May 2017, 8:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post At first I wasn't sure if you were indicating something good on channel 4, advocating plastic explosives or playing battleships.

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This is a normal post tl:dr
what's your fucking move
(, Thu 18 May 2017, 13:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm saying nothing.
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This is a link post What's inside a Giant Rubber Band Ball?
The answer WON'T surprise you...

Although, is pretty cool from 2 minutes in. I tried to add the t=2m0s but its having none of it.
(, Wed 17 May 2017, 12:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty cool effect.
I was surprised he wasn't wearing googles. I'd be worried about a stray band pinging my eye out.
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This is a normal post Now THESE buggers should be wearing dustmasks, protective eyewear and ear defenders, preferably yellow.
The link you want looks like this, Prince Minibrain;

youtu.be/W1oSy4Twya8?t=2m
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This is a normal post I had THAT link you wrongbrain
but it doesnt embed and make a video appear.
(, Wed 17 May 2017, 18:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can normally watch his videos and enjoy them
but that kid...
(, Wed 17 May 2017, 18:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post That seems like a waste of a lt of very good rubber bands.....
....I like rubber bands.
(, Wed 17 May 2017, 21:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a horribly needy little kid. Fuck off, son!

(, Wed 17 May 2017, 23:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is really not as amazing as they think it is
but it is totally rubber bands the whole way up!
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This is a link post osprey nest cam
the link below reminded me of this :)
(, Wed 17 May 2017, 11:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't forget Karl the Estonian black stork
www.b3ta.com/links/black_stork_nest_cam I think he and Mrs Karl now have 4 eggs.
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This is a normal post Been keeping an eye on Karl. A very attentive Dad who seems to be doing most of the incubating
Mrs Karl is probably off doing lunch with the other Mums then it's pilates etc. Not sure they can support all four if they hatch though. Distressing video on Poo Tube where a smaller third chick from a previous year gets turned on by the parents and killed. I guess in the animal kingdom sentiment does not come into it. Best to make sure two survive rather than struggling to keep three and maybe losing the lot.
(, Wed 17 May 2017, 13:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post often the smallest chick will be used as food if the natural food source is low too

(, Wed 17 May 2017, 13:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps humans should adopt this strategy
Forget about the food bank just kill the smallest kid
(, Wed 17 May 2017, 13:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post The fattest on will go further

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This is a normal post not a bad idea but i reckon they'd be a bit stringy

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This is a normal post I've posted this before but they've upgraded the cameras this year.
The Brighton Peregrines have three chicks from four eggs this year. The last one appears to have been damaged during brooding.
sussexheights.co.uk/sussex-heights-brighton-peregrine-falcons-nestbox-camera

I must go back to check on my local Kestrel nest box soon too - they should have hatched by now as well.
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This is a link post Eagle nest live stream

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This is a normal post Needs more Hitler

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This is a normal post the tops
pretty much the best there is- golden eagles live feeding their young in the golden sunlight of the Pacific North West (I think). Golden!
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This is a link post Putin
plays 'sandstorm' on the piano
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This is a normal post I'm surprised he doesn't
play the Torturetron.
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This is a link post Meet Jack
He is the barry white/keanou reeves of the cat world

`whoah`
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This is a normal post GAKE

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This is a normal post BEKFUST

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This is a normal post Would you like ketchup with that?

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This is a normal post 'CHUP! 'CHUP! 'CHUP! 'CHUP! 'CHUP! 'CHUP! 'CHUP! 'CHUP! 'CHUP! 'CHUP! 'CHUP! 'CHUP! 'CHUP!

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This is a normal post
Snopes says fake though. Ah well, I laughed - www.snopes.com/cat-unusually-deep-voice
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This is a normal post Fake as wedding cake.

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This is a link post Mango, mango, mango mango mango. Mango worrrrrms

(, Wed 17 May 2017, 10:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Anyone clicking this?

(, Wed 17 May 2017, 10:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I did
It is not pleasant but I have seen worse. The worms seem easy to get out and relatively painless.
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This is a normal post I have, and it's not for the faint of heart.
Interesting, but repulsive too.
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This is a normal post Great, now I feel itchy.

(, Wed 17 May 2017, 11:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post probably worms
bend over and lift your testicles please
(, Wed 17 May 2017, 11:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Whoa! I'm not falling for that one again.
Last time i went for a prostate exam the doctor kept both hands on my shoulders :/
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This is a normal post oof!

(, Wed 17 May 2017, 11:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post The ten dollar word for that feeling
is formication. It's a favorite because it looks like something else.
(, Wed 17 May 2017, 17:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post These kind of things cover me in formica

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This is a normal post Soon be lunchtime!

(, Wed 17 May 2017, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cordylobia anthropophaga
Yes, indeed.
(, Wed 17 May 2017, 12:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Agh.
anthropophagos "human eater"
(, Wed 17 May 2017, 16:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post as I've said

(, Wed 17 May 2017, 17:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Speaking of flies
this is a good read amzn.eu/3Pzyl0a
(, Wed 17 May 2017, 16:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Secret life?
When no one's watching they like nothing better than a good read of the Radio Times and a bourbon biscuit?
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This is a normal post Great
now everyone thinks I'm watching cat torturing videos
(, Wed 17 May 2017, 14:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Quicker to buy a new one.

(, Wed 17 May 2017, 14:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post No gloves, ew fuck.
Great for the bird table though.
(, Wed 17 May 2017, 17:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure the bird table would support the full weight of the dog.
The woodpeckers would have a ball though.
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