Trump loves The Pope...
....The Pope loves someone else, it seems...
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....The Pope loves someone else, it seems...
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Sorry for threadjack
But no-one's mentioned that Katie Hopkins was fired from LBC this morning. Not really worth its own thread.
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But no-one's mentioned that Katie Hopkins was fired from LBC this morning. Not really worth its own thread.
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NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!
look down at your shoes and say sorry
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look down at your shoes and say sorry
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trump's 'old hand'
spoilt it a bit for me, very nicely done tho
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spoilt it a bit for me, very nicely done tho
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A song about Theresa May's election strategy
I made this!
If this doesn't bring the government down, I don't know what will.
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If this doesn't bring the government down, I don't know what will.
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It'll be curtains for the Tories if this turns out to be true
Wrong and unstable
www.middleeasteye.net
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Wrong and unstable
www.middleeasteye.net
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If Cameron was still PM then certainly.
May has said since becoming pm that we can't be the worlds policeman anymore and shouldn't go round getting involved. Also she could use the "only following orders" line.
Selling arms to despot regimes is much more profitable than supplying arms to poor rebels.
Genuinely interested in Corbyns speech later and how he'll deal with Isis et al.
Also is Cornwall wearing a filled johnny?
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May has said since becoming pm that we can't be the worlds policeman anymore and shouldn't go round getting involved. Also she could use the "only following orders" line.
Selling arms to despot regimes is much more profitable than supplying arms to poor rebels.
Genuinely interested in Corbyns speech later and how he'll deal with Isis et al.
Also is Cornwall wearing a filled johnny?
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she's said she is unwilling to invade other countries as we did in Iraq and Afghanistan
The covert stuff (like this^) is likely to continue
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The covert stuff (like this^) is likely to continue
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The world's policeman?
Apparently we've not got enough to go round as it is
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Apparently we've not got enough to go round as it is
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No it won't
You're hugely optimistic. I'm prepared to bet this won't make any right wing news outlets in the UK so it won't affect voting one jot :(
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You're hugely optimistic. I'm prepared to bet this won't make any right wing news outlets in the UK so it won't affect voting one jot :(
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Its all over the right wing press
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4543352/SUE-REID-Manchester-city-jihadis-hide-away.html
and Britain gave "sanctuary" to the FBI's most wanted with a £20m bounty on him ...... then let him go !
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www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4543352/SUE-REID-Manchester-city-jihadis-hide-away.html
and Britain gave "sanctuary" to the FBI's most wanted with a £20m bounty on him ...... then let him go !
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Sounds like exactly the thing the right wing press would report on.
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They're all in his head now, pressing buttons
Playground stuff I know, but great telly
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Playground stuff I know, but great telly
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I thought that was great - none of them have greater importance than the others, and someone has to be last.
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Merkel must have been in on that I reckon
They're just humiliating him at every opportunity
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They're just humiliating him at every opportunity
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That handshake...
Quite possibly the most insecure man on the planet.
"Always be around unsuccessful people, because everybody will respect you." - Donald Trump.
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Quite possibly the most insecure man on the planet.
"Always be around unsuccessful people, because everybody will respect you." - Donald Trump.
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I really don't understand it.
Everyone watching thinks he's a weirdo, and the person whose hand he's shaking must think he's a dick, like those twats who grip your hand really hard when they shake it, and look you in the eye for too long. Yet, it's meant to be a power play. Since when did people thinking you're an insecure prick make you powerful?
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Everyone watching thinks he's a weirdo, and the person whose hand he's shaking must think he's a dick, like those twats who grip your hand really hard when they shake it, and look you in the eye for too long. Yet, it's meant to be a power play. Since when did people thinking you're an insecure prick make you powerful?
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he's spent his whole life dealing with people who are susceptible to that shit
Now he's up against some supremely poised and measured people who can recognise and exploit his frailties in an instant
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Now he's up against some supremely poised and measured people who can recognise and exploit his frailties in an instant
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The general public?
Trump's problem is that for years he's lived in a bubble where everybody he's been around has blown smoke up his arse because it favoured them. If you want Trump to buy your property/invest in your business/fuck your daughter, you stroke his ego and make him feel like the most wonderful, intelligent and powerful being in the universe. Somewhere along the way, Trump lost all grip on reality and began to believe that all the flattery and empty gestures were genuine. He was never really in the public eye, so he was never directly scrutinised to any major degree.
Now that's all changed and the eyes of the world are on him, he's going I to fucking meltdown. He can't understand that people don't like him and that he can't have his own way, and it's completely boggling his mind.
He's like the AI in Wargames, except instead of realising that Noughts and Crosses is futile and can never be won, he's perpetually playing the game until he reaches a different conclusion and going a little more insane with every round.
( , Fri 26 May 2017, 13:10, Share, Reply)
Trump's problem is that for years he's lived in a bubble where everybody he's been around has blown smoke up his arse because it favoured them. If you want Trump to buy your property/invest in your business/fuck your daughter, you stroke his ego and make him feel like the most wonderful, intelligent and powerful being in the universe. Somewhere along the way, Trump lost all grip on reality and began to believe that all the flattery and empty gestures were genuine. He was never really in the public eye, so he was never directly scrutinised to any major degree.
Now that's all changed and the eyes of the world are on him, he's going I to fucking meltdown. He can't understand that people don't like him and that he can't have his own way, and it's completely boggling his mind.
He's like the AI in Wargames, except instead of realising that Noughts and Crosses is futile and can never be won, he's perpetually playing the game until he reaches a different conclusion and going a little more insane with every round.
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A strange job...
...the only winning move is not to be voted in.
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...the only winning move is not to be voted in.
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Walkers Crisps thing on BBC too
So it's roughly the link below ... but its the BBC. Well done all, give yourself a nice b3ta pat on the back
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So it's roughly the link below ... but its the BBC. Well done all, give yourself a nice b3ta pat on the back
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Specsavers selfie contest for spectacle wearer of the year.
Most of the entries are narcissistic Millenials. Vote for this guy instead.
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Most of the entries are narcissistic Millenials. Vote for this guy instead.
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Rob Mulholland, a Leeds-based stand-up.
www.facebook.com/rob.mulholland.73/posts/1852242758369992?
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www.facebook.com/rob.mulholland.73/posts/1852242758369992?
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Nobody entered a picture of Harold Shipman?
disappointing.
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disappointing.
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Sorry
already voted for Black Hole Sun
https://loveglasses.specsavers.co.uk/entry/entry-58212-ybaxcq29rgyu
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already voted for Black Hole Sun
https://loveglasses.specsavers.co.uk/entry/entry-58212-ybaxcq29rgyu
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Like my gran said:
Men don't make passes at girls who wear glasses. They just splash jizz all over their windows instead.
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Men don't make passes at girls who wear glasses. They just splash jizz all over their windows instead.
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My gran had used a saying for most of her life, but one day, in her late 70s she suddenly realised what it meant:
"You don't look at the mantlepiece when you're poking the fire."
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"You don't look at the mantlepiece when you're poking the fire."
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"...That's all well and good gran, but sometimes I like to put my penis in the mantelpiece"!!
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Can I vote that they don't try to fucking hard sale sale coatings every time I go there?
Because I fall for it every time :(
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Because I fall for it every time :(
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When Paul Nuttal becomes PM
this will be on the national syllabus.
also: who knew Casey Jones didn't die in that accident?
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this will be on the national syllabus.
also: who knew Casey Jones didn't die in that accident?
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I'm comfortable with that
as it led me to this:
Well hello Big Boy
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as it led me to this:
Well hello Big Boy
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Yeah I'm not so candleless now!
Not forgotten your gaz. My existence is so tedious it's hard to think of anything interesting true or not
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Not forgotten your gaz. My existence is so tedious it's hard to think of anything interesting true or not
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Holy bum flaps I'm on fire!!
Thanks all. It's gonna be the best day Eva.
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Thanks all. It's gonna be the best day Eva.
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Happy Bat Mitzvah!
btw I know you follow that dinosaur nest cam in Estonia. Have you seen their babies? They hatched last week.
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btw I know you follow that dinosaur nest cam in Estonia. Have you seen their babies? They hatched last week.
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Cheers
Yes they are lovely. I thought one egg was not going to make it but that hatched. Let's hope all four make it.
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Yes they are lovely. I thought one egg was not going to make it but that hatched. Let's hope all four make it.
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Nice Pope/Trump thing on Jimmy Kimmel
Found the source of the gif link I just posted via Twitter that Prufie couldn't view because of his injunction being enforced. Money shot at 1.30ish.
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Found the source of the gif link I just posted via Twitter that Prufie couldn't view because of his injunction being enforced. Money shot at 1.30ish.
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Say what?
I love the Twitter! It is the greatest vehicle for informed political debate ever devised by humankind.
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I love the Twitter! It is the greatest vehicle for informed political debate ever devised by humankind.
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I thought the link I first posted didn't work for you?
If it was someone else, apols.
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If it was someone else, apols.
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It did not work. It was probably the Twitter account of Britain First knowing you.
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Nowt wrong with twitter in general...
...but it is to politics what the kazoo is to orchestral music.
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...but it is to politics what the kazoo is to orchestral music.
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Most parodied artworks, as compiled by the Royal Academy
Mr McDonald's elver, all grown up.
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Mr McDonald's elver, all grown up.
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I went to see American Gothic last month. His Midnight Ride of Paul Revere is there too and even better.
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Walkers Publicity thing goes wrong
Users could submit their own selfies to be part of the new Walkers ad.
Aaaaah the internet happened. This is just one example:
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Users could submit their own selfies to be part of the new Walkers ad.
Aaaaah the internet happened. This is just one example:
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This is even more outrageous than the boaty mcboatface scandal.
An honourable man like Gary does not deserve this; he deserves our respect.
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An honourable man like Gary does not deserve this; he deserves our respect.
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If he were honourable, he would have headed the ball for England.
I'm just saying.
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I'm just saying.
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Gary is an social justice activist and migrant rights campaigner.
It is also a little known and rarely mentioned fact that he was never booked in his entire career as a professional footballer. That's just the kind of decent guy he is. This is obviously yet another Murdoch/Dacre campaign to smear a man of integrity.
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It is also a little known and rarely mentioned fact that he was never booked in his entire career as a professional footballer. That's just the kind of decent guy he is. This is obviously yet another Murdoch/Dacre campaign to smear a man of integrity.
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I think he'd prefer a hand job from Benny
if that's what you mean.
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if that's what you mean.
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Yeah, but isn't this how he's still able to string a sentence together?
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I wonder how much the muppet who thought this up gets paid?
Previous experience of Web Marketing at Pact Coffee where they sprinkled stardust and bullshit onto everything they touched.
( , Thu 25 May 2017, 17:11, Share, Reply)
Previous experience of Web Marketing at Pact Coffee where they sprinkled stardust and bullshit onto everything they touched.
( , Thu 25 May 2017, 17:11, Share, Reply)
Not sure it's that unsuccessful.
It's everywhere on social media, and I can't see anyone seriously blame Walkers as long as they delete the automated messages. It doesn't put you off eating crisps.
Uploading pictures of obese people would probably have subverted it more.
( , Thu 25 May 2017, 18:23, Share, Reply)
It's everywhere on social media, and I can't see anyone seriously blame Walkers as long as they delete the automated messages. It doesn't put you off eating crisps.
Uploading pictures of obese people would probably have subverted it more.
( , Thu 25 May 2017, 18:23, Share, Reply)
^very much this
Got /links talking about shitty crisps, hasn't it?
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Got /links talking about shitty crisps, hasn't it?
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tried it
but they break into tiny crumbs when you rub them in your crack.
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but they break into tiny crumbs when you rub them in your crack.
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Can we bring back Hedgehog flavour crisps?
When they were a thing I was a namby pamby vegetarian and never got to try them.
( , Fri 26 May 2017, 9:11, Share, Reply)
When they were a thing I was a namby pamby vegetarian and never got to try them.
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Hedgehog is 'that' flavour..
Sometimes it's labelled "Sausage & Tomato", or what other flavour isn't the normal top 3.
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Sometimes it's labelled "Sausage & Tomato", or what other flavour isn't the normal top 3.
( , Fri 26 May 2017, 20:45, Share, Reply)
Worth another outing
It's brilliant. It would be great at a Bash.
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It's brilliant. It would be great at a Bash.
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Hubble spots something massive coming out of Uranus
This is a planet that should really have a name change.
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This is a planet that should really have a name change.
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Too over-fussy
A simple "Planet Bumhole" should suffice. That'll put an end to the school boy tittering.
( , Thu 25 May 2017, 16:31, Share, Reply)
A simple "Planet Bumhole" should suffice. That'll put an end to the school boy tittering.
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Awesome. No more having to rely on coverage from obscure channels or IOM radio
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I hope it will work.
I have no idea where I've found that, as iomtt is recommending dedicated app.
( , Thu 25 May 2017, 21:40, Share, Reply)
I have no idea where I've found that, as iomtt is recommending dedicated app.
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Giant 150ft Floating Ice-Cube Hits Canada
Huge 150ft Iceberg Is Floating Past Canadian Shoreline, Not Something You See Everyday.
mod: link changed to non-spamblog version of story
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Huge 150ft Iceberg Is Floating Past Canadian Shoreline, Not Something You See Everyday.
mod: link changed to non-spamblog version of story
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If you lived in Illulisat in Greenland, it's precisely what you'd see every day.
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I remember flying over Greenland and the ice plains in Northern Canada
Cracking views
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Cracking views
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I think that one has probably melted or floated away by now.
Last month's news. But there's a app for that:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUhF7MPPpDE
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Last month's news. But there's a app for that:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUhF7MPPpDE
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Why Do Spam Cunts Capitalise The First Letter Of Every Fucking Word?
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No-one cares about you. You will die alone and unloved
Thanks for stopping by
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Thanks for stopping by
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Now I need a 300 ft whisky tumbler.
To hit you over the head with, you spamcunt.
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To hit you over the head with, you spamcunt.
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My favourite hotel reviews are for "Trades" in Blackpool....
....and no, I've not visited. But it amuses me that the reviews fall into one of two very distinct 'camps'.
clicky
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....and no, I've not visited. But it amuses me that the reviews fall into one of two very distinct 'camps'.
clicky
( , Thu 25 May 2017, 12:42, Share, Reply)
Hahahaha! Brilliant stuff.
"If you want to be kept awake all night with naked rancid men roaming the corridors and stairs masturbating and knocking on your door and rattling the door handle all night, it's a 5 star establishment!"
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"If you want to be kept awake all night with naked rancid men roaming the corridors and stairs masturbating and knocking on your door and rattling the door handle all night, it's a 5 star establishment!"
( , Thu 25 May 2017, 12:52, Share, Reply)
I NO RITE
...and Pissflaps had to go ALL the way to the Congo & PAY blokes for that :(
( , Thu 25 May 2017, 15:58, Share, Reply)
...and Pissflaps had to go ALL the way to the Congo & PAY blokes for that :(
( , Thu 25 May 2017, 15:58, Share, Reply)
Go to an ebola and malaria-ridden place with civil war, extreme poverty and poor sanitation
or the Congo. Tough choice.
( , Thu 25 May 2017, 16:11, Share, Reply)
or the Congo. Tough choice.
( , Thu 25 May 2017, 16:11, Share, Reply)
"As we get round the rooms the carpets will follow but still looking for some good hard wearing ones for the use all you guys give them :0"
( , Thu 25 May 2017, 18:54, Share, Reply)
"...never go here unless you are into some kinda role play that involves living like your poor and unwashed"
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