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This is a link post Trump loves The Pope...
....The Pope loves someone else, it seems...
(, Fri 26 May 2017, 11:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does the Pope love Glasscock:?

(, Fri 26 May 2017, 11:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry for threadjack
But no-one's mentioned that Katie Hopkins was fired from LBC this morning. Not really worth its own thread.
(, Fri 26 May 2017, 11:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.b3ta.com/links/1441528
(, Fri 26 May 2017, 11:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Katie Hopkins was fired from LBC this morning
(, Fri 26 May 2017, 11:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post This really deserves its own thread.

(, Fri 26 May 2017, 11:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!
look down at your shoes and say sorry
(, Fri 26 May 2017, 13:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post What's with you and feet?

(, Fri 26 May 2017, 18:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post London's Biggest Cannon?

(, Fri 26 May 2017, 12:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post ooo kinky!
a/c
(, Fri 26 May 2017, 13:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post trump's 'old hand'
spoilt it a bit for me, very nicely done tho
(, Fri 26 May 2017, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a link post A song about Theresa May's election strategy I made this!
If this doesn't bring the government down, I don't know what will.
(, Fri 26 May 2017, 11:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post That wall paper is horrible.

(, Fri 26 May 2017, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a link post It'll be curtains for the Tories if this turns out to be true
Wrong and unstable

www.middleeasteye.net

(, Fri 26 May 2017, 10:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post If Cameron was still PM then certainly.
May has said since becoming pm that we can't be the worlds policeman anymore and shouldn't go round getting involved. Also she could use the "only following orders" line.

Selling arms to despot regimes is much more profitable than supplying arms to poor rebels.

Genuinely interested in Corbyns speech later and how he'll deal with Isis et al.

Also is Cornwall wearing a filled johnny?
(, Fri 26 May 2017, 10:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's only one, and they have to share it.

(, Fri 26 May 2017, 10:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post she's said she is unwilling to invade other countries as we did in Iraq and Afghanistan
The covert stuff (like this^) is likely to continue
(, Fri 26 May 2017, 10:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't remember it being very convert at the time.

(, Fri 26 May 2017, 11:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post The world's policeman?
Apparently we've not got enough to go round as it is
(, Fri 26 May 2017, 10:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post No it won't
You're hugely optimistic. I'm prepared to bet this won't make any right wing news outlets in the UK so it won't affect voting one jot :(
(, Fri 26 May 2017, 11:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Its all over the right wing press
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4543352/SUE-REID-Manchester-city-jihadis-hide-away.html

and Britain gave "sanctuary" to the FBI's most wanted with a £20m bounty on him ...... then let him go !
(, Fri 26 May 2017, 13:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like exactly the thing the right wing press would report on.

(, Fri 26 May 2017, 13:46, , Reply)
This is a link post They're all in his head now, pressing buttons
Playground stuff I know, but great telly
(, Fri 26 May 2017, 10:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought that was great - none of them have greater importance than the others, and someone has to be last.

(, Fri 26 May 2017, 10:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Merkel must have been in on that I reckon
They're just humiliating him at every opportunity
(, Fri 26 May 2017, 10:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post That handshake...
Quite possibly the most insecure man on the planet.
"Always be around unsuccessful people, because everybody will respect you." - Donald Trump.
(, Fri 26 May 2017, 10:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I really don't understand it.
Everyone watching thinks he's a weirdo, and the person whose hand he's shaking must think he's a dick, like those twats who grip your hand really hard when they shake it, and look you in the eye for too long. Yet, it's meant to be a power play. Since when did people thinking you're an insecure prick make you powerful?
(, Fri 26 May 2017, 12:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post he's spent his whole life dealing with people who are susceptible to that shit
Now he's up against some supremely poised and measured people who can recognise and exploit his frailties in an instant
(, Fri 26 May 2017, 13:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post The general public?
Trump's problem is that for years he's lived in a bubble where everybody he's been around has blown smoke up his arse because it favoured them. If you want Trump to buy your property/invest in your business/fuck your daughter, you stroke his ego and make him feel like the most wonderful, intelligent and powerful being in the universe. Somewhere along the way, Trump lost all grip on reality and began to believe that all the flattery and empty gestures were genuine. He was never really in the public eye, so he was never directly scrutinised to any major degree.

Now that's all changed and the eyes of the world are on him, he's going I to fucking meltdown. He can't understand that people don't like him and that he can't have his own way, and it's completely boggling his mind.
He's like the AI in Wargames, except instead of realising that Noughts and Crosses is futile and can never be won, he's perpetually playing the game until he reaches a different conclusion and going a little more insane with every round.
(, Fri 26 May 2017, 13:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post A strange job...
...the only winning move is not to be voted in.
(, Fri 26 May 2017, 13:31, , Reply)
This is a link post Walkers Crisps thing on BBC too
So it's roughly the link below ... but its the BBC. Well done all, give yourself a nice b3ta pat on the back
(, Fri 26 May 2017, 9:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Internet pranksters \o/

(, Fri 26 May 2017, 10:12, , Reply)
This is a link post There's a silly cat video on the internet

(, Fri 26 May 2017, 8:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed the first one, and that was enough for me.
#
(, Fri 26 May 2017, 20:48, , Reply)
This is a link post Specsavers selfie contest for spectacle wearer of the year.
Most of the entries are narcissistic Millenials. Vote for this guy instead.
(, Thu 25 May 2017, 22:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Rob Mulholland, a Leeds-based stand-up.
www.facebook.com/rob.mulholland.73/posts/1852242758369992?
(, Thu 25 May 2017, 22:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post
narcissistic
(, Thu 25 May 2017, 22:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed.
I, too, despise and hate tautologies.
(, Thu 25 May 2017, 22:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Redundant tautologies are the worst.

(, Thu 25 May 2017, 22:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post totally unique observation

(, Thu 25 May 2017, 22:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post That remark was not just unnecessary, it was unwarranted.

(, Thu 25 May 2017, 22:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post THOSE DAMN KIDS AND THEIR PHONES

(, Fri 26 May 2017, 8:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nobody entered a picture of Harold Shipman?
disappointing.
(, Thu 25 May 2017, 22:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post
a picture of
(, Thu 25 May 2017, 23:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry
already voted for Black Hole Sun
https://loveglasses.specsavers.co.uk/entry/entry-58212-ybaxcq29rgyu
(, Fri 26 May 2017, 0:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post No
you didn't.
(, Fri 26 May 2017, 0:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck off four eyes

(, Fri 26 May 2017, 0:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Like my gran said:
Men don't make passes at girls who wear glasses. They just splash jizz all over their windows instead.
(, Fri 26 May 2017, 7:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post My gran had used a saying for most of her life, but one day, in her late 70s she suddenly realised what it meant:
"You don't look at the mantlepiece when you're poking the fire."
(, Fri 26 May 2017, 9:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post
"...That's all well and good gran, but sometimes I like to put my penis in the mantelpiece"!!
(, Fri 26 May 2017, 12:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post no

(, Fri 26 May 2017, 8:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can I vote that they don't try to fucking hard sale sale coatings every time I go there?
Because I fall for it every time :(
(, Fri 26 May 2017, 8:57, , Reply)
This is a link post Good news: Dubai Police rescue camel from abandoned well

(, Thu 25 May 2017, 20:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post And then it fell in again the next day

(, Thu 25 May 2017, 21:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well....
a whorehouse needs whores.
(, Thu 25 May 2017, 21:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post And then Trigger made a face

(, Thu 25 May 2017, 22:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post A serious face

(, Fri 26 May 2017, 7:11, , Reply)
This is a link post When Paul Nuttal becomes PM
this will be on the national syllabus.
also: who knew Casey Jones didn't die in that accident?
(, Thu 25 May 2017, 19:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm comfortable with that
as it led me to this:
Well hello Big Boy
(, Thu 25 May 2017, 22:08, , Reply)
This is a link post This most amused me.
Click, if you've 6 seconds to spare.
(, Thu 25 May 2017, 19:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now that's what I call a reflex!

(, Thu 25 May 2017, 19:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Some wrist action.

(, Thu 25 May 2017, 21:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Best 6 seconds I've had today

(, Thu 25 May 2017, 19:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^what she said

(, Thu 25 May 2017, 20:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post you are FLAMING

(, Fri 26 May 2017, 0:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post twelvety!

(, Fri 26 May 2017, 0:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post OH MER GAWD LOOK AT YOUR HOT FIRE DILDOS

(, Fri 26 May 2017, 7:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good morning, Spazzy!
Ace candleage, if I may say so.
xx
(, Fri 26 May 2017, 7:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah I'm not so candleless now!
Not forgotten your gaz. My existence is so tedious it's hard to think of anything interesting true or not
(, Fri 26 May 2017, 9:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy candles!

(, Fri 26 May 2017, 7:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post SPAZZCANDLES!!!one!

(, Fri 26 May 2017, 8:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Woah! Happy Candles to you!

(, Fri 26 May 2017, 9:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Holy bum flaps I'm on fire!!
Thanks all. It's gonna be the best day Eva.
(, Fri 26 May 2017, 9:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hot waxy dripping salutations!

(, Fri 26 May 2017, 10:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Bat Mitzvah!
btw I know you follow that dinosaur nest cam in Estonia. Have you seen their babies? They hatched last week.
(, Fri 26 May 2017, 13:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers
Yes they are lovely. I thought one egg was not going to make it but that hatched. Let's hope all four make it.
(, Fri 26 May 2017, 13:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Candles Spazzy!

(, Fri 26 May 2017, 14:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers matey
How are you? Attending the Bash this year?
(, Fri 26 May 2017, 15:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post No use honking over spilled milk.

(, Thu 25 May 2017, 20:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mrs Miggins later died from a suspected delayed stroke.

(, Thu 25 May 2017, 20:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post If only YOU would, eh?
You ugly spastic.
(, Thu 25 May 2017, 22:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Play nicely!

(, Fri 26 May 2017, 8:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Definitely got his cock in hand typing that

(, Fri 26 May 2017, 10:05, , Reply)
This is a link post Nice Pope/Trump thing on Jimmy Kimmel
Found the source of the gif link I just posted via Twitter that Prufie couldn't view because of his injunction being enforced. Money shot at 1.30ish.
(, Thu 25 May 2017, 19:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Say what?
I love the Twitter! It is the greatest vehicle for informed political debate ever devised by humankind.
(, Thu 25 May 2017, 19:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought the link I first posted didn't work for you?
If it was someone else, apols.
(, Thu 25 May 2017, 19:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post It did not work. It was probably the Twitter account of Britain First knowing you.

(, Thu 25 May 2017, 19:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nowt wrong with twitter in general...
...but it is to politics what the kazoo is to orchestral music.
(, Thu 25 May 2017, 20:14, , Reply)
This is a link post Most parodied artworks, as compiled by the Royal Academy
Mr McDonald's elver, all grown up.
(, Thu 25 May 2017, 18:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I went to see American Gothic last month. His Midnight Ride of Paul Revere is there too and even better.
(, Thu 25 May 2017, 18:23, , Reply)
This is a link post Walkers Publicity thing goes wrong
Users could submit their own selfies to be part of the new Walkers ad.

Aaaaah the internet happened. This is just one example:

(, Thu 25 May 2017, 16:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is even more outrageous than the boaty mcboatface scandal.
An honourable man like Gary does not deserve this; he deserves our respect.
(, Thu 25 May 2017, 16:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post If he were honourable, he would have headed the ball for England.
I'm just saying.
(, Thu 25 May 2017, 17:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gary is an social justice activist and migrant rights campaigner.
It is also a little known and rarely mentioned fact that he was never booked in his entire career as a professional footballer. That's just the kind of decent guy he is. This is obviously yet another Murdoch/Dacre campaign to smear a man of integrity.
(, Thu 25 May 2017, 17:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post He was shagging all-sorts when he was married

(, Thu 25 May 2017, 18:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Poor Bertie.

(, Thu 25 May 2017, 18:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post You are worse than Piers Morgan.

(, Thu 25 May 2017, 19:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Steady on there. A bit harsh.

(, Thu 25 May 2017, 19:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post You are worse than Katie Hopkins.

(, Thu 25 May 2017, 19:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post You are worse than Dominic Robinson

(, Thu 25 May 2017, 20:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post MODS!

(, Thu 25 May 2017, 20:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Finish him Townsy. Finish him reeeeeal good.
(, Thu 25 May 2017, 21:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think he'd prefer a hand job from Benny
if that's what you mean.
(, Thu 25 May 2017, 21:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post *puts on ignore*

(, Thu 25 May 2017, 22:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, but isn't this how he's still able to string a sentence together?

(, Thu 25 May 2017, 18:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder how much the muppet who thought this up gets paid?
Previous experience of Web Marketing at Pact Coffee where they sprinkled stardust and bullshit onto everything they touched.
(, Thu 25 May 2017, 17:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure it's that unsuccessful.
It's everywhere on social media, and I can't see anyone seriously blame Walkers as long as they delete the automated messages. It doesn't put you off eating crisps.

Uploading pictures of obese people would probably have subverted it more.
(, Thu 25 May 2017, 18:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^very much this
Got /links talking about shitty crisps, hasn't it?
(, Thu 25 May 2017, 18:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't see that flavour really catching on.

(, Thu 25 May 2017, 18:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post tried it
but they break into tiny crumbs when you rub them in your crack.
(, Thu 25 May 2017, 19:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's going to be very unpleasant at both ends.

(, Thu 25 May 2017, 20:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post GOLDEN WONDER

(, Fri 26 May 2017, 5:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft
Click
(, Fri 26 May 2017, 9:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHAHA

(, Thu 25 May 2017, 18:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can we bring back Hedgehog flavour crisps?
When they were a thing I was a namby pamby vegetarian and never got to try them.
(, Fri 26 May 2017, 9:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hedgehog is 'that' flavour..
Sometimes it's labelled "Sausage & Tomato", or what other flavour isn't the normal top 3.
(, Fri 26 May 2017, 20:45, , Reply)
This is a link post This has got to be one of you lot!
own up
(, Thu 25 May 2017, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Worth another outing
It's brilliant. It would be great at a Bash.
(, Thu 25 May 2017, 16:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Arousing and terrifying in equal measures.

(, Thu 25 May 2017, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Who left that hose there?......
....Shit
(, Thu 25 May 2017, 16:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Waldo!"

(, Thu 25 May 2017, 21:46, , Reply)
This is a link post Hubble spots something massive coming out of Uranus
This is a planet that should really have a name change.
(, Thu 25 May 2017, 16:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post It'll be changed in the future
To Urectum
(, Thu 25 May 2017, 16:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I vote for "Planet Arsebumrear"

(, Thu 25 May 2017, 16:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Too over-fussy
A simple "Planet Bumhole" should suffice. That'll put an end to the school boy tittering.
(, Thu 25 May 2017, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Planet Chockystarfish?

(, Thu 25 May 2017, 16:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's not quite grabbing me either

(, Thu 25 May 2017, 17:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Uranalus?

(, Thu 25 May 2017, 17:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Saucy!

(, Thu 25 May 2017, 17:28, , Reply)
This is a link post Isle of Man TT Live Stream
www.iomtt.com/ 2d left
(, Thu 25 May 2017, 12:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome. No more having to rely on coverage from obscure channels or IOM radio

(, Thu 25 May 2017, 14:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers for that
Will be watching.
(, Thu 25 May 2017, 16:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post yay!

(, Thu 25 May 2017, 19:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post You, my friend, are a genius. NICE ONE!!

(, Thu 25 May 2017, 20:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope it will work.
I have no idea where I've found that, as iomtt is recommending dedicated app.
(, Thu 25 May 2017, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yus!
Thanks pal!
(, Fri 26 May 2017, 8:00, , Reply)
This is a link post Giant 150ft Floating Ice-Cube Hits Canada
Huge 150ft Iceberg Is Floating Past Canadian Shoreline, Not Something You See Everyday.

mod: link changed to non-spamblog version of story
(, Thu 25 May 2017, 11:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you lived in Illulisat in Greenland, it's precisely what you'd see every day.

(, Thu 25 May 2017, 11:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I remember flying over Greenland and the ice plains in Northern Canada
Cracking views
(, Thu 25 May 2017, 11:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post This smells spammy.
Anyone else smell spam?
(, Thu 25 May 2017, 11:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I too am detecting luncheon meat

(, Thu 25 May 2017, 13:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think that one has probably melted or floated away by now.
Last month's news. But there's a app for that:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUhF7MPPpDE
(, Thu 25 May 2017, 11:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post 115 years too late

(, Thu 25 May 2017, 12:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cptn Edward Smith
4 eva in r harts
(, Thu 25 May 2017, 13:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I remember him like it was 105 years ago.

(, Thu 25 May 2017, 19:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why Do Spam Cunts Capitalise The First Letter Of Every Fucking Word?

(, Thu 25 May 2017, 12:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post yEs th1s^

(, Thu 25 May 2017, 14:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why the fuck do spam cunts feel it's worth posting here?

(, Thu 25 May 2017, 12:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck Nose

(, Thu 25 May 2017, 13:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=87NHueHBHwY
(, Thu 25 May 2017, 13:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post No-one cares about you. You will die alone and unloved
Thanks for stopping by
(, Thu 25 May 2017, 13:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Townsy, check your messages you northern nonce.
(, Thu 25 May 2017, 14:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lol @ northern nonce

(, Thu 25 May 2017, 14:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sozzers unc
Will attend to it when not at the coal-face
(, Thu 25 May 2017, 15:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post There are still open pits round these parts?

(, Thu 25 May 2017, 15:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oldham

(, Thu 25 May 2017, 21:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now I need a 300 ft whisky tumbler.
To hit you over the head with, you spamcunt.
(, Thu 25 May 2017, 17:08, , Reply)
This is a link post Horrible hotel room reviews

(, Thu 25 May 2017, 11:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I lasted a few seconds
Which is not uncommon for me
(, Thu 25 May 2017, 11:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Bokes*

(, Thu 25 May 2017, 11:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I suppose everyone needs a hobby.

(, Thu 25 May 2017, 11:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post My favourite hotel reviews are for "Trades" in Blackpool....
....and no, I've not visited. But it amuses me that the reviews fall into one of two very distinct 'camps'.
clicky
(, Thu 25 May 2017, 12:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha! Brilliant stuff.
"If you want to be kept awake all night with naked rancid men roaming the corridors and stairs masturbating and knocking on your door and rattling the door handle all night, it's a 5 star establishment!"
(, Thu 25 May 2017, 12:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I NO RITE
...and Pissflaps had to go ALL the way to the Congo & PAY blokes for that :(
(, Thu 25 May 2017, 15:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Go to an ebola and malaria-ridden place with civil war, extreme poverty and poor sanitation
or the Congo. Tough choice.
(, Thu 25 May 2017, 16:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post
"As we get round the rooms the carpets will follow but still looking for some good hard wearing ones for the use all you guys give them :0"
(, Thu 25 May 2017, 18:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha cracking one!

(, Thu 25 May 2017, 17:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post ... out

(, Thu 25 May 2017, 20:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post
"...never go here unless you are into some kinda role play that involves living like your poor and unwashed"
(, Fri 26 May 2017, 8:37, , Reply)

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