Microphone technique
I made this!
Good microphone technique can make a difference
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Very nice
Reminded me of this, too - a vintage example of microphone technique. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkRtemEALfA
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I give you a HOP-tickle po-emm from a-Mistah FISHFINGERRR!
"The short film An Optical Poem, 1938, by the celebrated German-born abstract film-maker Oskar Fischinger, in its entirety, composed to Franz Liszt's "2nd Hungarian Rhapsody." Made entirely with paper in stop motion fashion"
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simbosan liked your link on, Sun 25 Jun 2017, 13:35,
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Full Glastonbury sets, what's your favourite so far?
Kate Tempest for me, with The XX in second place. Disappointing lack of Bo Ningen's set though
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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 25 Jun 2017, 12:27,
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Liked
Dua Lipa but waiting for Nile Rogers - saw him at Festival No.6 and they are outstanding live.
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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Sun 25 Jun 2017, 12:43,
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Not watched a great deal but agree Kate Tempest was superb
Can't find Cabbage or Ho99o9 yet :(
Edit: CABIJ!!!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p05577p5/glastonbury-2017-cabbage#group=p056kg71
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sun 25 Jun 2017, 12:53,
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Sleaford Mods, Sleaford Mods
Sleaford Sleaford Sleaford Mods!
...and British Sea Power
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BSP
Ah, the glory days back when your Navy was more than equal to the combined navies of Europe.
Now, even the French look down on Nelson's finest...
Fuck, we should invade now, if the UK is a colony, it's part of Europe AND has to use the Euro.
The Germans can have Wales, Scotland indecent, Ireland whole, London a red light district, etc.
I'll suggest it to my MP.
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Have you been at the seawater again?
Srsly, they are a great band, famous for playing gigs down mine shafts and all sorts of odd venues. Nature-folk seem to be their fanbase.
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I can't watch Glastonbury. It's like "Do you want to see footage of the biggest party in the world that you weren't invited to?'
Nah, you're alright.
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presferatu, Sun 25 Jun 2017, 15:19,
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How far does this strange aversion go
Could you watch top of the pops?
What about sporting events where people are enjoying themselves?
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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 25 Jun 2017, 18:52,
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And the award for euphemism of the week goes to HappyToast
What about "sporting events" where people are enjoying themselves?
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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Sun 25 Jun 2017, 18:57,
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Nope, just festival highlights.
Gives me a strange sense of longing and disappointment. Like FOMO.
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presferatu, Sun 25 Jun 2017, 19:15,
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From what I've seen unless you get to stand in the VIP area you're still watching it on telly.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 25 Jun 2017, 20:22,
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At the risk of sounding like I'm complaining about aspect ratios
The coverage has sounded pretty terrible so far. It looks like everyone's having fun, but everything I've seen so far has sounded bloody awful. It's just killing the atmosphere.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 25 Jun 2017, 20:22,
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All I've seen so far was the Foo Fighters last night
They were immense. I *really* need to see them live now.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 25 Jun 2017, 22:25,
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While I would quite happily let Lorde have a go on my strong and girthsome netherparts
her music doesn't quite do it for me.
In contrast, I would not want Thom Yorke anywhere near my magisterial, commanding and frankly intimidating undercarriage, but Radiohead's set was fucking blinding.
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Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Sun 25 Jun 2017, 22:34,
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Not U wot m8, Dempagumi.
Incidentally, U wot m8 are playing this evening in Camden. £5 on the door.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 18:18,
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Dude perfect have jumped the shark
Elaborate fratboy pool side trick shots are ok up to a point, but fidget spinners?
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Air compressor?
Never spin dry bearings with an air compressor.
They explode.
(, Sun 25 Jun 2017, 11:06, Share, Reply)
Next probably knives
followed by nunchucks, stun guns, handguns, semi automatic rifles...
(, Sun 25 Jun 2017, 12:04, Share, Reply)
i would give them 27m views myself if only the video ended in fiery death for all of those people
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Urge to killing rising. rising.....
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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sun 25 Jun 2017, 14:03,
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Humans are overrated.
Judging from the content, and number of views, I predict politics is never going to improve, and climate change is only going to continue worsening.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 25 Jun 2017, 14:48,
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They're just so beautiful and aspirational.
They even have their own sports hall and logo'd clothing.
I wonder if they've heard of the other 'DP' that I'm more familiar with?
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Horrid sound, overgrown kids, no.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 26 Jun 2017, 22:06,
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Vesture - On Your Time
I made this!
Here's part 1 of a live session recently recorded with my band. Let me know what you think.
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Glovington, Sun 25 Jun 2017, 9:07,
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I get a sore throat just listening to the lead singer but fine music
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(I write the music too though so I'll take a compliment there somewhere, haha)
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Glovington, Sun 25 Jun 2017, 18:29,
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Great stuff!
Really liking this, well done! Great sound for a live recording as well. A faint hint of Shellac in there, maybe?
:o)
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 25 Jun 2017, 20:26,
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Cheers man
A faint hint of polishing indeed, but nothing drastic, this was the 3rd take and we were happy with the run through :D
really looking forward to releasing part 2 as it's one of my favourite things I've written so far, lots of different time signatures and general fun. haha
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Glovington, Sun 25 Jun 2017, 21:17,
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I've stalked you on FB so will be kept abreast of future work :o)
Now to stalk you in real life...
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 25 Jun 2017, 21:41,
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Gotta love the Heep
Easy Livin' Always makes the play list on the DRIVE FASTER CD in the car.
Does anyone else have a CD/playlist guaranteed to shave 10 mins off the journey time?
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antmulder Flick your icefloss, Sun 25 Jun 2017, 22:25,
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I was back in 'Nam duckin' Charlie in the wire while you dirty hippies were home with your free love and marijuana cigarettes. Then you took yer fancy Berkeley degrees and robbed my country.
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DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 1:48,
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Hippified?
The Heap are metal. Begone with you, you young scamp.
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Fucking summary of Lock Stock
I made this!
feedback appreciated.... first time i can actually tick 'i made this' for a video ..... but only been using Sony Vegas for a few days.
(also how do i get the youtube preview in this post?)
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Ello
Try using this link instead it should work though im no expert.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8aTpXBxgHQ&feature=youtu.be
I don't want to seem negative as clearly this has taken a long time to do. Two things did spang to mind tho. Swearing is fine, but to make a whole video about counting the swears in a film seems pointless to me; and to do such a video about an ages old film seems doubly pointless. Try experimenting with making something positive and funny. Positive and funny beats pointless and crass everyday in my book.
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thank you
yeah completely agree the subject matter, may not have been the best, but i suffer a complete lack of imagination and originality.....
having just managed to get hold of a copy of Vegas, at the moment it is do anythin, anything with an actual aim to mess around with Vegas, learn how it works and what it can do.
although i didnt make it clear, i am more after feedback on teh implementation, rather than specifically teh content or subject matter. :)
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Use this link
Shortened ones dont work https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8aTpXBxgHQ&feature=youtu.be
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Sun 25 Jun 2017, 4:32,
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I think the featured var doesn't embed either
Use this one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEImD_r6D8o
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hmmmm
skillfull...... though someone else may have done it before, the only way you have heard this one before is if you belong to one of a number of other forums / fb groups etc that i belong to.
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Lock Stock.
i can do a link just cant get a damn preview to work.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8aTpXBxgHQ
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 6:28,
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pfft, what a poof.
doesn't even have a man's logging and debarking machine.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuuPI2hyt6M
apols for massively inaprop music - first vid tubes turned up.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 19:45,
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Not very ghetto.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9wsjroVlu8
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DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 22:41,
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50 chat up lines later and this is how the ladies feel about me
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maybe the helmets are makibng it tricky for you, son
but those aren't ladies - you can tell by the hand size.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 17:33,
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Puddles does Nick Cave
A most excellent cover of the Ship song.
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Yeah he did.
But to be fair, he's the only reason I would watch that atrocious show.
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One click for my favourite song...
...minus a click because it appears to suck balls
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Leo.
There, I said it.
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George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 12:20,
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Tips for parents
I am not a mother, neither do I have a large family, but I found these insightful.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 23:35,
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This is relevant to the poo fest my life is about to become :/
I spent Wednesday evening watching a woman poke a doll in the nose with a knitted tit. Life used to make so much sense.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 0:13,
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Good luck.
It is worth it.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 1:35,
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I am not a mother either
Here's my rules. Teach them to yourself and your children:
1. Choose your battles.
2. If you've never made a mess, you've never made anything
3. Don't buy a high chair until they've outgrown a Bumbo
4. Don't buy a changing table, buy a mat. (Babies can't fall off a floor)
4. Don't look at my browsing history
5. The midwife doesn't mind you using the Gas & Air as long as she doesn't see you.
6. It's only poo.
7. Advice is the cheapest commodity in the Universe
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Gas and Air great stuff
When Mrs FBK was in delivering our kids, on both occasions i was told off by the midwife for hogging the gas and air and that if didnt stop using it i would be kicked out of the delvery room.
Let me add one more tip to that list
Dont just take picture, take lots and lots of picture and then get them printed, there is nothing like the feeling of holding a picture and sharing it with your family or friends to bring out all the memmorys and start people smiling or laughing, if it is on oyur phone or camera, it seems to be a more muted experiance and holds back on the recall of sights and smells that seem to come when holding a printed picture.
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 12:25,
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I'm not sure I want to recall all the smells.
Definitely will be taking lots of photos. Been a long hard road getting to this point :)
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 13:12,
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Smells are OK
You've been biologically programmed to find your own child's smells and noises less offensive.
Spookily, if there is one kid crying or shouting in a group of kids you will know if it's yours. It's like a radio frequency.
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Well if you need a "hand" to get the next one going give me a gaz and i will come in a jiffy
getting started can be hard on the mind and body ;-}
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 15:37,
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I'll just wring out a few tissues if I get stuck.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 18:17,
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I'll be sure to have a bang on the gas and air.
We've been given a high chair and bumbo. Am cleaning out the loft today so I've somewhere to put it all :/
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 13:13,
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Amazing how good it feels to get all that stuff out of the house when they outgrow it.
It's like a huge weight has been lifted.
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Yeah, my sister did seem unusually happy to be filling up my car with it all.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 14:14,
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8. You're no longer allowed to pretend you care about the environment.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 13:19,
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9. Fuck it, just get a Nissan Armada, otherwise there's no way you'll be able to carry a child seat AND two bags of shopping.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 13:21,
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10. Everyone you know on facebook absolutely, definitely wants to see photos of your child 30 times a day, every day, for the next 12 years.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 13:22,
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11. Don't mess their heads up too much.
They get to choose your residential home...
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12. Kids are mini versions you
This can be to your advantage. It will also be your downfall
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13. If you're lucky enough to get a night alone at home after the whole birth thing ...
... have the most elaborate wank you can think of
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 20:12,
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You see? They just don't hand out this quality advice at the NCT classes.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sun 25 Jun 2017, 0:13,
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14. Those warnings on plastic bags that say "This is not a toy"
is a complete lie. My newborn would play with them for hours. I suspect Milton-Bradley or Hasbro has a hand in that propaganda.
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gub~gub can't find the hummus, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 20:23,
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n. Accept any apology
even an insincere one. Accept those ones harder.
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15. Make sure anything within reach that takes batteries has a screw down battery compartment.
Especially lithium batteries.
If it hasn't then duct tape will hold it in place.
You don't want to have to rush to A&E because they might have swallowed a battery.
16. Seriously it's only poo.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 25 Jun 2017, 14:35,
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Epic Mumsnet bantz, Butthurt.
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 0:29,
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They're all words
I have no idea what you mean by them though
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 11:19,
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And if all else fails
belt them in and drive in to a massive lake.
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 11:53,
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Grace Slick Isolated Vocals - White Rabbit
Really picks at around the 1min40 mark. Makes my wee spine tingle
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*throws tape recorder in bathtub*
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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 21:45,
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'wee spine'? euphemism for your winkie?
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 22:55,
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My winkie has about much spine as a quadriplegic slug.
And since our second born, gets about as much attention, as said slug, from the wife.
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Does she cover it in salt or offer it a saucer of beer?
...or maybe just stamps on it and leaves it for the birds?
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She is repulsies by it.
And tells me to put somewhere out of sight.
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That's actually her real voice.
Fantastic set of pipes on that lady.
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jonbob loves you, Sun 25 Jun 2017, 17:32,
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I very much liked this
accordingly, I clicked.
I'm not sure, but I think this song might be about drugs.
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I was listening to that last night. Never gets old.
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Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 13:22,
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Early Jefferson Airplane is ace.
Let's not mention Starship.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 24 Jun 2017, 15:10,
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Nothing's gonna stop us now.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 24 Jun 2017, 21:19,
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This was the very first song I played in the very first car I owned.
Driving into the country, putting the seat back, sticking my feet out of the sunroof and sparking up. Happier days.
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Los Angeles police shoot at pit bull but kill teenager
American Police keeping up the good work
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 21:07,
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What the fuck
is a 17 year old doing on the street at 03:40 with a pit bull on a school night?
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Tusk knows where you live, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 16:53,
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Like this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlmyKZMHboE
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Sun 25 Jun 2017, 4:35,
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NEW Butter Eating World Record (15 Year Old Record Broken) | L.A. BEAST
"LA Beast" eating vast quantities of butter. Urgh...
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 16:48,
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I had a dog that ate half a pound of butter.
It squirted out of both ends for 24 hours, the bastard.
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Varmint, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 17:06,
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I'm impressed that you still used it with your beans on toast.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 17:09,
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I thought it was a bit rich you coming round to borrow a cup full to use as lube.
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Varmint, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 17:11,
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Had to get your mum's arm out of your sister's cooch somehow.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 17:32,
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But those are American pants
Not British pants.
Have some fighting trousers: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iRTB-FTMdk
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Varmint, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 20:38,
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American Pants,
with,
British Pants,
Underneath.
Take that Willybum Makesbeer!
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 21:28,
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Channel 4 make fridges now?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 21:25,
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Our dog once ate a tub of Flora and then vommed it up on the decking in the garden in the middle of summer, so we had a nice greasy stain.
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Not going to watch it
but clicked for advancement in human achievement.
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