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This is a link post I bought Angletrax from a second hand shop for 10p
I am still not sure if it was worth the money. I did try listening tot he whole album a few times. Somehow I feel like I am one of the select few who still remember this lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 14:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is fucking brilliant.
10p? This is priceless lunacy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 14:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Every member of the band plays the kazoo"
There's your guarantee of satisfaction, alright.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 14:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ace!

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post #kazoo4life

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 14:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Quirky!
*looks for kazoo*
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 14 Jul 2017, 15:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Keyboards- Jerry Minge fnarr fnarr

(I helped save b3ta! RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 19:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post This lot escaped my radar
Very much quirky jangly funky sound common at the period. Roll up Certain Ratio, 23 Skidoo, Joseph K, Fire Engines and Big Flame.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 21:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sometimes this is what happens when white people obtain musical instruments
This was before we had ADHD as a diagnosis and major tranquillizers.

You say "I am still not sure if it was worth the money." This feeling will pass.
 (jpod, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 6:45, , Reply)
This is a link post I rode my bike 120 miles last Saturday night with a fucking drone on the back I made this!
It was almost worth it.

Music by my mate Alex.
(I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 13:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post thats Dunwich isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 14:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post THE HORROR!

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 15:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post
*high fives for fallout reference*
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 15:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post HPL reference, surely?

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 16:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post *high fives*

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 16:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post *low one's*

(I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Sat 15 Jul 2017, 1:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't there something in the rules about this sort of shennanigans?
you'll probably be wearing incorrect socks next.
chapeau!
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 19:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Apart from the distance that looks a steady ride.
How did you find cycling in the wee hours?
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 19:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Well done, great wee film. Made me want to get out on the bike and do a night ride.
 (abc, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 22:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh that's lovely
Made me sad that I've not ridden this in years now
 (I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 23:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's crackin' that is
Liked the song too / Gronk added to SC
 (S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Sat 15 Jul 2017, 13:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very nice

(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 12:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Ignoring his terrible decision-making skills, he also appears to have a creative approach to the language, and seemingly wants a job so badly he can't be arsed to write a CV.

In short he's the ideal candidate. Can't imagine why he's not been snapped up yet.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 13:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post The publicity generated 45 offers
which he turned down.

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4698364/Man-DEVAST8-face-tattoo-turned-45-job-offers.html?
 (I helped save b3ta! tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 0:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is the solutuion not just a beard?

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 13:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is dangerously close to being quite a sensible suggestion.

(I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 13:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post But a beard would cover his epic tattoo, yo!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 14:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's a far simpler solution than that.
He should just become Arseface.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 14 Jul 2017, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post shame he can't grow a beard...

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 13:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mindpiss

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 13:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post
or wear a surgical mask.
 (I helped save b3ta! tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 18:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Strange, you'd think his having only just finished two years for aggravated robbery would have employers beating down his door

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 13:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post all those words but in the other order
with him beating down doors etc etc
 (I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 13:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I realise it has legal meaning
but I love the idea of it being a different crime just because you were all wound up at the time, presumably by your flatmate not doing the washing up or something.

"FUCK YOU Terrence. I swear, if you leave that FUCKING coffee mug in the sink one more time I'm going to rob a post office or something."
 (I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 13:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a family
The tattoo was done by his cell mate who was also his brother AND “The best was when my mum put a comment on it. She just said ‘proud of you son’"
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 13:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
proper scum bags then.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 14:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post did he lose a drinking game at the b3ta London-bash?

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 13:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't drinking the game?
I always thought the drinking itself was the drinking game.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 16:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post My friend used to play a drinking game called "next"

Grab a beer, drink it as fast as you can, shout "next", and repeat. Works well.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 18:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post he should be put to death
before he has a chance to reproduce. if he hasn't already
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Fri 14 Jul 2017, 13:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's ok, his daughter is the care of social services.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 13:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post And you all claim eugenics and forcible sterilization and euthanasia are BAD THINGS.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 14 Jul 2017, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have never claimed that.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't
I think everyone should be sterilized. The whole bloody lot of us.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post You first

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 14:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm booked in for the snip on the 25th of August!
So there!
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 15:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don´t expect to do any walking for the week after that.
It´s alright just after the op, but when the anesthetic wears off, be prepared for a whole new meaning of pain.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 15:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm having a no-scalpel procedure.
I was told that I should expect a couple of days of discomfort, but I've got a rather high pain threshold developed through a decade of avoiding the dentist and putting up with some pretty severe abscesses and cavities in my twenties, so I'm optimistic :)
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 16:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Something something something your username.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 14 Jul 2017, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dunno about that particular procedure, but to me, it felt like someone was squeezing my testicles
and not in a pleasant way.
Hard.
For about a week.

Still worth it, though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 16:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post my friend became very boring after the snip.
about a year after, his wife left him. just stopped loving him.
what no one talks about is the effect it has on your testosterone levels.

good luck
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Fri 14 Jul 2017, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Basically the same reason we did it to the bunnies
They're two boys, so there was no danger of baby bunnies, but they are so much calmer afterwards.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 17:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think your confusing vasectomy and bollockectomy.
As long as my doctor doesn't, I'm sure I'll be fine. I have almost complete faith in the NHS!
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 17:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post To the tune of Yesterday
Suddenly,
I'm not half the man I used to be.
I had a National Health vasectomy...

(Courtesy of That's Life, circa 1985)
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 19:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post no mr penis i am not.
you don't make as much sperm after a while and your testosterone level goes through the floor.
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Fri 14 Jul 2017, 22:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I fear that might be all in your pal's head ;)

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 1:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post well you could test it for yourself
ask for a hormone level blood test. and again in 6 months. then cry into a pillow
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Sat 15 Jul 2017, 9:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nonsense, simply doesn't work like than.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 15 Jul 2017, 3:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post The doctors say that it should not happen like that.
One friend in particular did it because the missus did not want the pill anymor thusly a prerequisite for tuneel O love time, so he did, and she now complains he does not want her. You could rub sweaty pussy in his face and he'd be "I'd rather watch a rerun of that auction show on the BBC".
But he did become much better at his boring office job, concentration and all that.

Other friends who got the prostate zapped are still horny as ever...
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 17:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very creative
With ears as near-enough question marks it's a Spanish question.

And an umlaut on the A.
 (roysin, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 14:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I feel the need to colour in the letters.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 14 Jul 2017, 15:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post and he's got tiny ears
never trust a man with tiny ears
when his eyesight goes he won't be able to wear glasses.
 (I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bellend.

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 18:19, , Reply)
This is a link post Jean-Michel Jarre was the shit! I made this!
and the bass! THE BASS!!!!!!! there were deep bass parts that made you wanna have a quick diarrhea it was so fucking awesome!

had a m8 and me known before that we could've been on the guest list as well, or VIP or backstage ... (cuz we got conneckshans) but that transpired a mere one day before or two months after buying the cards
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I went to some Megadog gig about twenty years ago and the bass was so deep it gave me arrythmia. I didn't like it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 12:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I shall search YouTube for the footage
the person in front of you is filming.

If she is also filming someone filming the gig, I am then going to find that.

See how near to the front I can get.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 13:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I feel there's a short film in there somewhere.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 13:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post KUNSTIrasen
Rasen some kunsti right there
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 14:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Everyone stood chin stroking....
like a fucking Top Gear audience. they needed some massive drugs.
 (I helped save b3ta! RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 19:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post We all love muppets at Gigs with their mobiles out. FFS. Enjoy the moment in your head ....
...... and don't spoil it for others by being a twat. It's just like a bunch of tourists turning up at the British Museum and just need to take a selfie, buy shit from the shop to say they did it and tick it off the list.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 22:20, , Reply)
This is a link post The next sound you're gonna hear will be almost unbelievable.
Hexstatic - Stylophone
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 14 Jul 2017, 11:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Much better than Rolf and his pocket organ
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aebmbzU-nKg
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 11:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's not quite...
...this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_htxLyl9pqg
 (I helped save b3ta! flapdoodle toast FTW!, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 20:30, , Reply)
This is a link post I just lost my favoutite game.
My brother and I have had this long running youtube thang..Find an interesting but obscure song with low view counts...

I plumped for 'Wild Girl' By zZz

This did not have 32,000 views when I found it.


He found Peel Faves , Yip Yip Coyote with a view count of 9

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNr0qtr0J4E
(Tivert, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 3:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post How long running was the game?
Because you could totally win by making your own song....
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 9:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post She doesn't look very wild to me.
Not even got hairy legs or nuffink.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 10:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post thought you'd be scooping turds out of the birthing pool by now
what gives?!
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 10:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post She's 3 days late, typical woman.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 11:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.
However the odds of your sprog being a wizard are pretty slim.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 11:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post something about a wizard's sleeve
etc etc
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 11:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wizards are not circumcised?
Mind = Blown
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I always shout "expecto patronum" when I cum
So you never know!
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 11:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post
You're a wizard Harry!
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 12:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post make her go on a long walk and eat lots of curry

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 11:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lots of people have suggested pineapple and sex.
But now my cock is chafed and my balls smell like Lilt :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 11:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post don't worry you wont need them for a while

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Kid is 4 months.
Not seen bulldog eating custard in about 13 months.
My balls are about the same size as Peltor Optime III ear muffs.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post nevermind her, that's what he should be doing

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good game, good game...
Didn't they do well :P
 (S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 14 Jul 2017, 10:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can't wait to see this on that daily papers popping sit.

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 12:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think that vid and tuneage is great.
Good find.

Another of their vids is worth watching too:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMvjEnYQQdE
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 11:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Top draw!
 (jpod, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 18:07, , Reply)
This is a link post 'member Changing Rooms?
'member when they destroyed a couple's collection of antique teapots?
(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 0:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post If I had an amma!

(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 14 Jul 2017, 7:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'probably the worst moment on changing rooms...'
Where do you even begin?
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 9:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not so handy andy

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 9:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHA!!!!!!
AAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHA!!!!!!

edit - if i could stick my penis in any video to show how much i fuckin' loved it, it would be this one!
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 9:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post here's a wobbly floating shelf for your most precious and brittle objects
definitely not a set-up
CHINNY
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 10:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Collecting highly breakable antiques is like an extreme sport for old people.
Fucking adrenaline junkies.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 10:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Hold my prune juice."
"I'm going to get Napoleon's cookie jar down to show the grand kids."
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 16:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post 14th floor of
A tower block? Should a just burnt it down and hide the evidence.
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 12:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post oof!

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 13:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah... it was definitely the books' fault.
And not the fault of some talentless hacks with too many creative ideas and none of the skills to realise them.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 14:26, , Reply)
This is a link post Male doctors don't want your vagina to taste or look better!


(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 22:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Look better than a bulldog eating custard?

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 22:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh fuck cannot unsee

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 13 Jul 2017, 22:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, lordy.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 23:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post *unzips*

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 0:12, , Reply)
This is a link post 'Dave Made A Maze'
Cardboard mayhem at its very best.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 21:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks fun.
It has a strong Michel Gondry vibe to it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 21:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes it does.
And yes, it does.
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 22:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post What was their crating budget?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 22:27, , Reply)
This is a link post Stick man searches for Sarah Connor
All motion devised by googles AI
(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 20:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does this mean olympic athletes are going to start running with their arms flailing around in the air?
That would be great!
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 20:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I did see that Bolt fella Dabbing recently

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 21:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was hoping for a mashup with the Magic Light Studios/Julia Donaldson Stick Man
But I enjoyed this
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 20:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now I want to see
the terminator movies remade with stick people. Or maybe just the terminators are stick people. In my mind it is as funny as the Lego movies.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 21:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post It is the business of the future to be dangerous.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 21:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post kill it
with hammers
 (I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 0:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I fucking love the one with the arms.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 14 Jul 2017, 9:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like the bit around 1:40 where it does the skelitor walking dance

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 10:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Humanoid" is an anthropocentric misnomer.
The biped with arms is "primatoid". There are several gaits possible with two arms and two legs, and the one it has settled on looks a bit silly to humans, but looks pretty close to how sifakas move across the ground.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=COWwHBlxG6M
 (SonofRojBlake, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 13:16, , Reply)
This is a link post The Inspector and the Umbrella (2016)
Lovely little short invoking 50s Disney.
(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 19:57, , Reply)
This is a link post John Lott is a gun advocate in 'Murca
John Lott allowed his website registration to expire, with a predictable result
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 19:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Coxxy trigger...
They do have a point about news orgs interviewing two opposing sides. It tends to give the appearance that the issue is equally split; even if support is predominantly one-sided.
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 20:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post That could have been better written

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 21:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought the reason the world hates Don Trump Jr. is he tried to dig up dirt on Hillary and we as thinking people are beneath that.
And now I see you championing a #fakenews smear job. What has the world come to?
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 21:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Suck it up, snowflake

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 21:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now you're using that sexual locker room talk on me!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 21:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Smearing a #fakeresearch site is a moral obligation
You ridiculous moron
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 4:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post no, that isnt the reason

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 9:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pick from:
A: He's a useless menk who wouldn't even have a job if daddy wasn't Pres
B: When offered help from the 'Russian Government' and its hostile intelligence service instead of going straight to the FBI he said 'love it'
C. Both of the above
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 11:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post The FBI already knew. It was the Obama Justice Department that allowed that Ruskie in under "extraordinary circumstances"
Like EVERY political campaign, he was trying to get dirt on the opposition. The media focuses on the meeting, what they ignore is that TrumpeJr. decided she was full of it.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 15:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Forgive me,
but when has the outcome of a criminal act ever determined whether it was prosecutable?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 17:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's NOT prosecutable.
And the entire nonsense is an attempt to delegitimize Trump presidency. A failed attempt. And everyone with an ounce of common sense is deeply embarrassed with this American media obsession. It's certifiable!

Its target audience are the dopes who still watch it. Apparently they still have some sort of audience.

Meanwhile Trump carries on making the changes his supporters hired him for. He's the guy with laser light teasing his cats, having them bash their own heads into walls . He makes one simple tweet within 140 characters and media spends weeks bashing their heads until even they complain of headaches they've caused for themselves.

It's fascinating thing to behold. Absolutely historic. I'm quite old and I've never seen anything like it.

In school we are taught the press (media) is 4th estate. Separate from government, its function to keep government checked. With all parties subject to their investigation. What we have instead is TASS and PRAVADA, our media working for one party only. Exactly like old-time USSR. Whom we all mocked at the time, even Russians. At this point we regard all of American media as Democrat Party operatives with bylines. And that's all. All of them are produced by Democrats for Democrats, everyone else is excluded. And they're thick as mud besides. This Russia obsession with its multiple inversions proves once and for all and for everybody observant that American media is dead.

Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead. Flat dead. Dead as a pile of rocks. We do not mourn their passing, as we must flounce off and get our information elsewhere.
 (I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 23:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Enough hashtags
This is b3ta, not Twatter.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 12:07, , Reply)
This is a link post Couch Monster
Couch Monster
(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 19:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's funny because all his furniture is full of fleas.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 22:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post That fox needs therapy.
Couch biter therapy.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 4:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Reckon those play bites hurt!

(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 12:45, , Reply)
This is a link post Collision alert ACTIVATED!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 16:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post At least it was a soft landing

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 21:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post With lots of crumple zones.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 21:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bad autoreflex!
The last thing she wants to be doing there is open her mouth wide
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 1:56, , Reply)
This is a link post Bloke sued by monkey struggling with his finances

(MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Thu 13 Jul 2017, 12:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post PETA members
should be tested on instead of animals
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 12:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post We should start a campaign
where we try to convince PETA members that organic food is exploiting the animals that provide compost and the only ethical way of eating is vegan with plants grown with chemical based plant food.

It will be hilarious seeing the war between the `organics` and the `animal welfare`.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 13:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post You joke but that is how the human race will go...
...caught in the crossfire of two nutty sides of the same nutty coin.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Thu 13 Jul 2017, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post It isn't a joke
I will be the one dancing in the light of the flames shouting "Burn you fuckers!"
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 20:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bastard websites trying every legal trick to screw an artist out of his cut

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 14:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Quite
PETA's attention seeking is beside the point. I can understand some shitsite stealing his photo, but for legitimate publications to withhold payments...
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 15:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, they have several hundred thousands of dollars of legal fees to help them remember now.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 15:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post PETA are cunts and so is that monkey.
However the guy is acting like a wanker by crying that his life is over because he should be making a living from this photo. Bollocks, go fucking get a job or take more photographs or something, stop whining like a little pussy. I despise things like stealing photographs / creative works but it happens and unfortunately you have to carry on and do something else until you can wrap this one up or something or someone finally does something about it globally.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 13 Jul 2017, 15:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like he's used most of his money in legal fees rather than expecting to live off the proceeds of this photo.

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 15:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's the principal, dammit!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 15:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a waste of money
What else was he expecting?

"The proceeds from these photographs should have me comfortable now, and I’m not"
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 13 Jul 2017, 17:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I prefer him to receive it. I say boo to the a-holes who couldn't toss him a few bucks for his intellectual property
And if you don't like it, you can suck my black macaque
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 17:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's not my point. He should be paid and rightly so,
However as it currently stands the world does not work in favour of creators of this ilk. Until it does, it's probably best not to spend your last £500 on something fruitless
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 13 Jul 2017, 17:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post It is simply an amazing story.
The lengths to which Techdirt and Wikipedia went to fight it (USPTO, US Dist. Ct. in SF, the 9th Circuit) when they could have waved a release, $5,000 and a case of beer in front of him and been done with it.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 17:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Frivolous Lawsuit"
This is a phrase that American courts need to learn.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post You should watch the documentary Hot Coffee.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 19:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post *has quick read* Will do
I note that Texas has made stupid patent trolling a bit more difficult - That's a great step in the right direction.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 9:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post In truth, this is one of the greatest stories I've ever read.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 17:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Very clever. Now finish it.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 10:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post The only reason he has that ice-cream
is to piss off that poor kid when he drops it half way through and the kid is told he can't have any now because it has been on the floor.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 13:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post The kid looks like an Albino. If that's the case, he shouldn't be given ice cream anyway,

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 15:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post That kid has a yearning look on his face
that needs to be told to fuck off.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 19:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post my beard would be wearing that ice cream

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 11:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post she likes ice cream,does she?

(hiraeth SPACE £19.99. I say yer buy one yer get one free, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 16:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'ice cream' is clearly a euphemism.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 13 Jul 2017, 16:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post thank you for introducing me to some new slang :)
If the wife's a beard what does that make the kids? bumfluff?
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 19:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lavender Children

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 0:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Marketing opportunities?
Except for john travolta of course.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 3:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post He getting the 'betus in hurry

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 11:52, , Reply)
This is a link post Moondog - Marimba Mondo 1 (The Rain Forest)
Just another Moondog track
On another note, i notice some spanner has being going over everything in blue on that pixel map that was posted here. That was fun while it lasted.
(Sherbs, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 10:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice. I like the marimba. I might get one. How much are they?

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 14:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure
I would like one also..bit pricey. A thousand quid'ish+ i think.
Wish i had the skills to make one.
 (Sherbs, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 14:49, , Reply)

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